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malka-lisitsa · 1 year
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Nadia Stomping up to The Salvatore brothers: Right. Which one of you was in charge of watching her today? She was in a fist fight over an ice cream sandwich. Katherine: I was about to win Nadia: It was a child. Katherine: OK?? AND??? It was the last ice cream sandwich.
Nadia: Unbelievable
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Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months
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Damon: Where are you two going?
Stefan: To get ice cream
Y/n: Or commit a felony
Stefan and Y/n: We'll decide on the way
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ladymarvel27 · 9 months
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Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 2 months
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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Hope keeps drumming her pen…
Y/N: Hope
Hope picks up the tempo…
Y/N: Hope!
Hope: oh I’m sorry does that bother you?
Y/N: well how would feel if I banged you on the table like that?
Hope: I was hoping you’d ask!
Y/N: wait what?
Hope grabs Y/N and pushes them down onto the table…
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Dick: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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Klaus: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
this is sooo Klaus I can't - 🤣😂
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satrryeys4eva · 1 year
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Y/N: Don’t kill me, I have a boyfriend.
Bandit: You think I care about that?
Y/N: No, this isn’t a plea for mercy. It’s a warning.
Bandit: Wha-
Damon, kicking down the door: ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.
Caroline: Okay…
Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.
Damon: Hey-
Caroline: Done.
Damon: Hey!
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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months
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Stefan: if a stranger tries to pick you up, saying they're my friend what do you say?
Stefan's daughter: Your a liar my daddy doesn't have friends
Stefan: good girl
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ladymarvel27 · 8 months
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Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …
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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"
Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."
Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"
Klaus: "She knows things."
Y/N: "Like what?"
Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Y/n : I think I'm in love with Klaus.
Y/n : Any thoughts ?
Rebekah : And prayers. You're going to need them.
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rosedforbes · 16 days
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[sitting in jail]
Caroline: so... who should we call?
Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.
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