Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #5/CW Stargirl Edition #1
Sylvester Pemberton: And why should we listen to you?
Richard Swift: Because, unlike some other Shades, I can speak with an English accent.
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Courtney knocks on Y/N’s window…
Y/N: Courtney? What’s wrong?
Courtney: my disguise clothes got destroyed. Can I borrow something?
Y/N hands her their hoodie…
She puts it on…
Y/N: wow
Courtney: what?
Y/N: nothing. it’s just you look good in my clothing
Courtney blushes…
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Inspired by a conversation with @hournites where she sent me pictures of Rick with Beth in the Pitstop and asked “Do you always sit this close to girls Rick?? Or just the really pretty ones??" and I replied:
Rick: I keep a minimum 6ft distance between me and Courtney at all times, so I don’t throw her.
Rick: and a minimum 6ft distance between me and Yolanda so she doesn't throw me.
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Cindy: You look pretty, I wanna kiss you.
Courtney: What?
Cindy: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
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With the Stargirl finale day I'm finally doing a silly little bit that I've been meaning to do for ages,,, Here's an incorrect quotes for Stargirl characters, but only using things me and my friends have said in our group discord server.
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Rick (speaking to Grundy): "Jesus christ dude first you lay down in the middle of the street, Now you're trying to eat KFC off the curb, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Mike: "I love the lion king! The Rat and The Hippo make that movie"
Jakeem: "You mean the Meerkat and the Warthog??"
Courtney: "Someone on Facebook is asking where you can buy a pinata other than bulk barn."
Cindy: "The daycare. I'm sure if you hit a little kid in the stomach with a stick hard enough they'll vomit up some candy for you."
Pat: "In the words of the great Backstreet boys, Stop. Collaborate. And Listen."
Barbara: "A kid at work choked on a hotdog today."
Paula: "Did he die?"
Barbara: "No."
Paula: "Oh..... Why?"
Yolanda: "I hate neighbors. All I want to do is sit at home and practice fighting like a proper Vigilante but nooooo you gotta talk to me. Who gave you the right to live beside me? Fuck off."
Sylvester: "Listen, I told Jesus to take the wheel and he made me rich"
Beth: "Fine, okay. Maybe I'm a loveable fuzzball."
The Ultrahumanite: "Who cares about being hot when you can be a little fucking goblin in the woods."
Courtney: "The school called saying my brother sawed a chair in half"
Jordan: "I cast Norway upon thee!"
Crusher: "Murder, murder, murder, and then you get mentioned on a murder podcast!"
Cindy: "You are not at the top of the dissection list. But there is a list."
Yolanda (referring to Cameron): "He's terminally straight"
Artemis: "Take that! I just pistol whipped a bitch but with my arm!"
Deer gets hit by a car
Cameron: I wish that were me.
Jakeem: “Don’t kill me, I was born in 2012!”
Cindy: "Have you ever seen Moulin Rouge?"
Mike: "No sorry, I don't watch cartoons other than Dragon Ball Z"
Beth: What does a milliner make?
Rick: Millions.
Beth: Hats. They make hats.
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Cindy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Courtney: *Trips on her shoelace, bangs her head against the staff, which flies her directly into the ceiling*
Cindy: That one. I want that one.
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Yolanda: Beth help. Rick is freaking out right now he won't listen to us
Beth: Rick, I think you should take a nap
Courtney: THAT'S NOT GONNA-
Rick: Okay
Yolanda: wtf
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Yolanda: You ever look at two people and wonder why they haven’t kissed yet?
Courtney: Every. Single. Day.
Beth and Rick, sharing a milkshake: Why are you guys looking at us?
Hournite in the next episode of Stargirl, probably.
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