#incorrect sons of anarchy quotes

[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SOA quotes

Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Tiggy: Dom or sub?

Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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Chibs: *yawns*

Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.

Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.

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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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[tumbleweed-writes]

Tig: "Do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something and we've just forgotten how to hear it." Chibs: "I just want you to stop saying odd shit."

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[incorrect-soa-quotes]

CLAY: If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?

JAX: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.

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[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: What if he says “no”? Your father can be a little... difficult.

Leo: Are you afraid of my father?

Casey: We all are.

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[ill-heart]

Tig: Being a creep isn't a choice.

Chibs: Really ?

Tig: It's a game and I'm winning.

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[viskovie]

Juice (visibly shivering): I'm so cold ;n; Opie: this is California... what did you do in New York when it snowed??? Juice: I SUFFERED!!

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[magickhajiit]

*Chibs and Juice lying in bed together*

Chibs: Wow, I can't believe it, I've only got two hours until I call in sick for work.

Juice: I have to be up in seven minutes.

Chibs: Well you're not going to believe this but if you have seven minutes...

Juice: Really?

Chibs: You wanna?

Juice: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!

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[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

After Count Dracula tries to throw Jonathan to the wolves

Jonathan Harker: I need to go to the bathroom. My bowels get very loose in situations like this.

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[a-lawless-son-among-hate]

Pope:(notices Sean the DILF driving a new car) Look at that new car! Cash:(riding his bike as he watches Pope drive his Impala) If only I could afford a car. Juice:(watches Cash ride his bike as he waits by the bus station) I wish I had a bike. Tully:(watches Juice from afar) I WISH I COULD FUCK THAT GUY'S ASS.

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[5sospenguinqueen]

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[super-marvel-dc]

Jax: So what? You Don't scare me. I'm doing it anyway.

Chibs: That's it, I'm calling Y/N.

Jax: *Panicked* Wait! Please don't, They scare me.

Chibs: Too late for that Jackie boy. They're on their way now.

Y/N: *Bursts through through the door* Jackson Nathaniel Teller!

Jax: *High pitched scream*

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[mysticalmallard]

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Incorrect SoA quotes

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Clay: where the hell are you off to?

Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony

Clay: ....🤨

Happy: I'll decide on the way

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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.

Jax: Sounds fake but ok.

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Happy: Hand me the people opener.

Clay: ... 🤨

Clay: Pardon?

Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!

Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.

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Chibs: What are you planning to do?

Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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[tumbleweed-writes]

Gemma: "Here, Chibs, sign this." Chibs: *reading paperwork* "petition for Filip Telford to adopt one Juan Carlos Ortiz." Juice peaking out behind Gemma: "Please, I just want a consistent father figure."

#chibs telford #juice ortiz #incorrect sons of anarchy quotes

[incorrect-soa-quotes]

TIG: Juice hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

TIG:

TIG: I suppose I should let him in.

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[fairleyobsessed]

Juice: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see people?

Happy: Plane tickets

Bobby: Concert tickets

Tig: Prostitution

Chibs, holding his broken frames: Glasses

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[shigaraki-s]

Kozik: You're gonna get me killed

Tig: I sincerely hope so

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