#incorrect sciles quotes

[staliaqueen]

Stiles: [staring at Scott]

Lydia: Your gay is showing.

Stiles: Bi, actually.

Lydia: Well if you don't act on your feelings you'll be all bi-yourself.

Stiles:

Stiles, googling: How do you divorce a friend?

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[scottywolf]

Scott: I'm tired. Stiles: Of life? Because me too. Scott: No... From practice. Are you okay? Stiles: Ask me again in two hours and I'll let you know.

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[lithiumseven]

Stiles! (Derek) (Everyone: I II III)

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[moonch8ld]

Stiles: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Peter: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Isaac: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Scott: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Derek: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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[fortunatelyenchantingtaco]

Isaac: wait why don’t YOU know how to stitch a wound, aren’t your mum like a nurse?

Scott: /embarrassing silence/

Erika: No, the right question is why exactly Stiles out of all people knows how to do that???

Stiles: well Scott’s mum is a nurse

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[bunnyskull152]

Stiles: “Being in a polyamorous was a mistake, now there is a group of people complementing me till I turn into a blushing mess. Meanies, the lot of them.”

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[toastybugguy]

trips over a crack in the sidewalk and these fall out of my pockets

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[fandomidiot]

Scott & Stiles: *staring silently at a teenage boy tied up in Scott's bathtub*

Stiles: welp guess you have a child now

Scott: yeah... *slowly holds Stiles' hand*

Stiles: what are you doing?

Scott: I guess... we have a child now

Stiles: don't you dare try to Found Family™ me right now

Scott: too late.

Stiles: fuck you.

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[nykie-love-anime]

Great

Y/N: That shirt looks great Scott Scott: Thanks Y/N: But I bet it would look even better on Stiles's floor Stiles: Are you hitting on Scott… for me? Y/N: - grinning at her older brother - Y/N: Lord knows when you are going to do it yourself

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[incorrectsourwolf]

Scott: How did you break your leg?

Y/n: Do you see those porch stairs?

Scott: Yes.

Y/n: I didn't...

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[familiar-anonymous]

Stiles, after meeting Derek for the first time: Woah, that guy is so hot! I want to date him!

Scott: Are you crazy? That guy is so older than you. He must be at least 20!

Stiles: How would you know? Maybe I am 20 too!

Scott: ...Stiles, you are not 20. We are the same age and I am 16!

Stiles: Sounds like a you problem to me.

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[shit-im-bi]

Scott, on a mission with a very nervous Stiles: My head says the hunters are in there, and my balls say we need to go check it out.

Stiles: yeah, sure, your balls said that

Scott: yeah they did.

Stiles: *in falsetto* Yeah, well, my balls say...just take it easy scott... right here...let's stop man, just chilll

Scott: Why the fuck do your balls sound like a 3 year old girl

Stiles: *still in falsetto* I dont know man, that's just how they talk

Scott:

Stiles: *still in falsetto* but they're wise. I have wise balls.

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[lithiumseven]

Part II (I) (III) (Stiles) (Derek)

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[morgana---pendragon]

Chris: Allison, where's your brother?

Allison: He's making out with Scott.

Chris: Ugh, from all the people he must be dating a werewolf. Tell me that at least you don't date a werewolf.

Allison: I don't.

Chris: Thank Go-

Allison: Lydia is a banshee.

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[invisible-storyteller]

Scott: It would be cool to be in a band. But what would we name it? Stiles: A nutjob and lycanthropy Scott: You're not a nutjob, Stiles. But it doesn't sound bad, actually. Stiles, in his head: Heh. A.N.A.L.

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[redmoonfever]

*both wanting to be Batman for Halloween*

Stiles: we’ll do Rock Paper Scissors!

Scott: okay!

Stiles: *scissors*

Scott: *rock*

Scott: does this mean I get to be Batman??

Stiles: no, I won

Scott: ??

Stiles: this… is a scissors made out of… steel… very strong… it beats rock!

Scott: oh…. Okay! :D

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