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#incorrect picos school quotes
fridaynightquotin · 5 months
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Police officer: You're under arrest for attempting to ride a motorcycle with three people on it.
Pico: Damn- wait. Did you say three?
Police officer: Yes, three.
Nene, between laughing and crying: oh my god..
Darnell: BF fuckin fell off-
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raiy-yn · 4 months
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Darnell: there are possums in the fuckin attic
Pico: opossums are the only marsupials in north America :)
Nene: they’re also very silly :)
Darnell: and they’re in my fuckin attic
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z3ros-art · 1 year
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So I saw this post on @funkin-incorrect-quotes and I just loved it and I just had to draw it
I changed the text just a tiny bit but it’s basically the same.
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Professor Desdemona: ...A-luke-ard?
Alucard: That's right, it's me. Your so-- It's Alucard, Father.
Professor Desdemona: No, no. A-L-U-C-A-R-D. I named you.
Alucard: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Professor Desdemona: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there!
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crossoverquest · 11 months
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Shiro to Pico and Hank: I reckon you must love your job.
Pico: What makes you think we like killing?
Hunk, watching Madness Combat 3: Avenger: Because you’re so goddamned good at it.
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discord screenshots i have that could work as new incorrect quotes because i keep seeing the same ones everywhere.
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A cop can be seen next to what appears to be a very unkempt car, writing a ticket...
Cassandra, brandishing a knife: Hey you! Pig! I wouldn't finish writing that ticket if I were you...
The cop just laughs, as Cassandra just kinda looks dissapointed.
Cop: Ok, wow. Real scary, Fred Flintstone. What are you gonna do next with that thing? You gonna jump in this car, hop in this car, paddle it with your feet? Like Wilma and Barney?
Cassandra, still dissapointed: DAMN IT.
(Cop, still laughing: Fuckin' loser!)
Cassandra: Knew I should've brought a gun...
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pen-guin-writez · 2 years
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Fantoccio, while planning to rob a bank: Do we have to steal the bank's money? Can't we steal something else?
Cassandra:
Cassandra: What do you want to steal?? Their chairs??
@cori-maya
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ps-incorrect-quotes · 2 years
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Cassandra; I'm not passive aggressive. I'm just aggressive. I don't even know what passive means. I'll fucking kill you
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kawaii-octoalt · 1 year
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A few incorrect quotes of mine
(note: the character, “Kyns” is me.)
Julian: “Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?”
Whitty: “I’m a knife”
Kyns: “He’s the little spoon.”
Sayori: “What do you think senpai will do for a distraction?”
Monika: “He’ll probably, like, make a noise, or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.”
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Monika: “...or he could do that.”
Girlfriend: “I know you snuck out last night, boyfriend.”
Pico: “Play dumb!”
Boyfriend: “Who’s Boyfriend?”
Pico: “NOT THAT DUMB!!!”
Girlfriend: “We need to get through this locked door. Boyfriend, give me your credit card.”
Boyfriend: “Here.”
Girlfriend, pocketing it: “Thanks. Pico, kick down the door.”
(this one was just downright funny to me, sis, i’m sorry, i had to.)
Senpai: “How’s the sexiest person here~?”
Whitty: “I don’t know, how are they~?”
Senpai, flustered: “I-”
Tricky, from across the room: “I’m doing great, thanks!”
*Nitty gritty and kyns are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Nitty gritty: “I think houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!”
Kyns, deadpan: “Well, that’s encouraging.”
(i feel you, girl XD)
Yuri: “Schrodinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.”
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fridaynightquotin · 5 months
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Pico: Don't worry, I've got a few guns up my sleeve.
Soft!Pico: I think you mean cards..?
Boyfriend: He did not.
Pico, pulling out an ak-47: I did not.
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rasazys-ramblings · 2 years
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Pico: Some people are like slinkies.
Girlfriend: What?
Pico: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Girlfriend:
Girlfriend: Please don't push Senpai down the stairs.
Pico, pushing Senpai down the stairs: Too late.
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glitterblooded · 2 years
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Pierre: I will never forget that one time I was walking downtown with Spike and some drunk lady across the street pointed at him and screamed “OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITS KANYE WEST!”
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A Christmas Special Quote
Jellybean: excited squeaking as he runs around the krima tree
Cassie: Not yet, jelly belly. We need to wait for Pico and Gingersnap to wake up.
knock on the door
Cassie: Oh, who's there? opens door
Damien: Hello there, Cassie! I'm here to share the Christmas spirit with you!
places a ghost on the doorstep Here you go :D
leaves
Cassie:
Ghost: Hi
Cassie:
Ghost: Can... can I come inside?
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crossoverquest · 1 year
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P’andor: Laura Apollodoros Hyginus La Mer and Pico Fulp.
Bivalvin: Been a while. You promised you’d write.
Pico: Well, Bivalvin, we’ve been kinda busy.
Ra’ad: We’re pretty busy ourselves, so it’s awful convenient, you showin’ up today.
Laura: Yeah… You’ve never been one to shy away from trouble.
P’andor: Hey--we worked hard for the bounty on this cache of A.A.H.W affiliated arms. You best move on now.
Pico: Hmph. All I want is the red KRISS Vector. Everything else is yours.
Ra’ad: This gun? *Picks up the gun Pico mentioned*
Andreas: Huh, Ra’ad…
Ra’ad: Well, well… Now you got my attention. What kind of gun is it?
Pico: That’s none of your business.
P’andor: Well as I see it, now it's very much our business.
Laura: *'sighs'* It doesn't always have to be this way, P’andor.
P’andor: Apparently, it does.
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Nene: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
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