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#incorrect fnf quotes
fridaynightquotin · 5 months
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Pico: Don't worry, I've got a few guns up my sleeve.
Soft!Pico: I think you mean cards..?
Boyfriend: He did not.
Pico, pulling out an ak-47: I did not.
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lonelostwriter · 2 years
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Before a rap battle
Y/N: *chokes on coffee*
Whitty: Are you ok?
Ruv, casually in a somewhat smug tone: Don't worry. They've choked on bigger.
The group: *Silence*
Sarvente, walking up to Ruv: Not in this house *Smacks him*
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rasazys-ramblings · 1 year
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Pico: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Pico: That's why I own TEN guns. Pico: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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z3ros-art · 1 year
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So I saw this post on @funkin-incorrect-quotes and I just loved it and I just had to draw it
I changed the text just a tiny bit but it’s basically the same.
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crossoverquest · 11 months
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Shiro to Pico and Hank: I reckon you must love your job.
Pico: What makes you think we like killing?
Hunk, watching Madness Combat 3: Avenger: Because you’re so goddamned good at it.
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Girlfriend: kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like, Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five.
Pico: Where are you getting Pepsi for $1.75?! That shit’s like $2.30 minimum?!
Girlfriend: Hospital
Nene: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?!
Girlfriend: Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital.
Darnell: I pay like $2.50 but I’m Canadian.
Girlfriend: I feel like we’re getting off topic.
Pico: Blood is free?!
Sunday: So is Pepsi if you steal it
Carol: Girlfriend, why do you get your Pepsi from the hospital?
Girlfriend: Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Pico: Why in God’s name would a vampire drink Pepsi?
Nene: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Darnell: Am I having a stroke????
Pico: You might wanna go to the hospital then.
Boyfriend: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there.
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cosmicskittlez · 1 year
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Hex: Just a moment my friend is calling me. Hello?
Agoti: Hey you're a walking translator how do you say corn in Cantonese?
Hex: Suk mai?
Agoti: SUCK MY NUTS LMAO *hangs up*
Hex: ...so Agoti isn't my friend anymore
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m00nlilitgght · 6 months
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boyfriend: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Pico is? Because Pico is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Pico: what the fuck...
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"I'm, a gay dinosaur."
-Minus Pico, probably.
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storfulsten · 5 months
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Hey, I hope that I'm not crossing any boundless with this but I would appreciate it if you could draw a picture of bf and gf? Thank you ^^
lol it's fine, since you're nice about it no worries ha. don't have anything new to offer but found this old doodle that I just added some color to the lines to, hope it's ok
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silly vibes only
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com-i-cal · 2 years
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fridaynightquotin · 4 months
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Mommy Mearest: What're your new years resolutions?
Senpai: 1080p
Daddy Dearest: Back to Hell with you.
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lonelostwriter · 2 years
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Xenophanes: I can excuse murder and torture but I draw the line at transphobia.
Y/N: B a b e n o
Lord X: No no he's right.
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rasazys-ramblings · 9 months
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Girlfriend: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Senpai: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Pico: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Senpai: We’re not talking about flavor, Pico!
Pico: Flavour counts!
Senpai: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Boyfriend: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Senpai: Okay, but-
Boyfriend: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Pico: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box, and let them fight it out??
Senpai: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, PICO!
Pico: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, SENPAI!
Girlfriend: I- Jesus-
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raiy-yn · 3 months
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Darnell: there are possums in the fuckin attic
Pico: opossums are the only marsupials in north America :)
Nene: they’re also very silly :)
Darnell: and they’re in my fuckin attic
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crossoverquest · 1 year
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Location: Metro Division, Vinyl City
Kliff: You must go to the scrapyards and collect an important energy generator from Bucks, Fennel. It's heavy, so be careful.
Fennel: But Kliff, I just got here. Can't Furnace or Yamiror do it? They're dirty and like working with scrap metal.
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