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#incorrect friday night funkin quotes
lonelostwriter · 2 years
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Before a rap battle
Y/N: *chokes on coffee*
Whitty: Are you ok?
Ruv, casually in a somewhat smug tone: Don't worry. They've choked on bigger.
The group: *Silence*
Sarvente, walking up to Ruv: Not in this house *Smacks him*
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Girlfriend: kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like, Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five.
Pico: Where are you getting Pepsi for $1.75?! That shit’s like $2.30 minimum?!
Girlfriend: Hospital
Nene: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?!
Girlfriend: Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital.
Darnell: I pay like $2.50 but I’m Canadian.
Girlfriend: I feel like we’re getting off topic.
Pico: Blood is free?!
Sunday: So is Pepsi if you steal it
Carol: Girlfriend, why do you get your Pepsi from the hospital?
Girlfriend: Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Pico: Why in God’s name would a vampire drink Pepsi?
Nene: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Darnell: Am I having a stroke????
Pico: You might wanna go to the hospital then.
Boyfriend: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there.
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uncle-jj · 2 years
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boyfriend: You probably shouldn't kill me. I have a big sister.
daddy dearest: What, do you think I'm scared about that?
girlfriend: Oh, that wasn't a plea of mercy. It was a warning.
miku: *bursts into the room* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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storfulsten · 5 months
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Hey, I hope that I'm not crossing any boundless with this but I would appreciate it if you could draw a picture of bf and gf? Thank you ^^
lol it's fine, since you're nice about it no worries ha. don't have anything new to offer but found this old doodle that I just added some color to the lines to, hope it's ok
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silly vibes only
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fridaynightquotin · 5 months
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Pico: Don't worry, I've got a few guns up my sleeve.
Soft!Pico: I think you mean cards..?
Boyfriend: He did not.
Pico, pulling out an ak-47: I did not.
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com-i-cal · 2 years
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Senpai: ...So she's smiling at me, and telling me that she loves me.
Senpai: And I just look at her, and I can't... muster up anything.
Senpai: I feel nothing, and I feel empty. And I'm scared-
Spirit: OH MY GOD, I DON'T FUCKING CARE-
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inkandpaintleopard · 4 months
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All I can really remember now are mods
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Specifically like, D Sides at the moment
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I did actually draw that comic as one consecutive thing and I’m proud of that
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corruptkpr · 3 months
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Some time ago i had the dumb idea to make some local incorrect quotes from memes from some thematic group, because some of them were so funny fitting- And now i got another dumb idea to translate some of them and post here.
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lonelostwriter · 2 years
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Xenophanes: I can excuse murder and torture but I draw the line at transphobia.
Y/N: B a b e n o
Lord X: No no he's right.
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uncle-jj · 1 year
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gf: Have you ever had your father punish you even for the dumbest reasons, CG?
cassette girl: Nah, he is a slacker, actually.
gf:
cassette girl: But don't blame me! He was also a VHS!
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Undertale + Friday Night Funkin' Incorrect Quotes
Fresh: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Fresh: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Killer: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. GF: Three of us saw it, Killer. How do you explain that? Killer: *points at Samantha* Sleep deprivation. *points at Anxiety* Paranoia. *points at Dust* Delusional personality disorder.
Dream: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Cross, terrified: Unless you're home alone, in which it can be the scariest funking thing ever.
*BF and Nightmare playing Minecraft* BF: Oh no, oh no, oh no- Nightmare: What’s wrong? BF: I did a thing. Nightmare: You regret the thing you dID- BF: *screams* Nightmare: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it- BF: *screams again*
Ski to Cross, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. Nightmare, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Ink: That sounds so threatening… BF: The Wedding Games… Blue: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. GF: Beautiful. Error: Fuck all of you!
Nightmare: What’s up with Cross? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Sky: They're just a little overwhelmed. Nightmare: Why? Ski: Dream smiled at them.
GF: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Sky, Cross, & Fresh: Okay. GF: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Sky: Bold of you to assume I have money. Cross: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Fresh: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Nightmare: But what about Horror? Sky: Don't worry about them. Ski: We once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
Anxiety sans belongs to @hheisa
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fridaynightquotin · 4 months
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Mommy Mearest: What're your new years resolutions?
Senpai: 1080p
Daddy Dearest: Back to Hell with you.
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Ink Demon Bendy coming into the Indie Room after BATDR's Release: Hey Guys, I'm back from the coffee break! Freddy (now Glamrock): ...I thought you were dead! Ink Demon: No, I was down here having a nap. What the fuck is going on? Baldi: You were very still~ Ink Demon: I'M A VERY SOUND SLEEPER~ SORRY. Ink Demon: YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD?! Ink Demon: AND INSTEAD OF CALLING FOR HELP OR GETTING A AMBULANCE, YOU GOT SOMEONE TO MAKE UP A TROUBLED RIPOFF VERSION OF ME. Mommy Long Legs: Well, you're not wrong... Ink Demon: AND STARTED SINGING FUCKING SHOW TUNES!? Glamrock Freddy: Glamrock Freddy: The Show must go on...? Ink Demon: Oh, This is BullShit! Meanwhile... Monika: Should we stop them? Cuphead: Nah, I want to see a fight. Boyfriend: beepboopbeepbapboopbap (they had it coming.) ----------- TikTok reference: https://www.tiktok.com/@makethesevideosgoviral/video/6881975821083413761?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7168282955285661185
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Horror Mario is watching the events of Demise happening before him.
Horror Mario: That's it, that's what I'm talking about! Pump, pump, pump!
Boyfriend is panting while running, sweating up a storm.
Horror Mario: THINK OF A BIG ITALIAN PLUMBER CHASING YOU!
Boyfriend lets out some whimpery beeps, as he keeps running, before falling to the ground, catching his breath, before getting crushed by MX.
Horror Mario: ...well, he wasn't that stupid.
John Dick: I guess not, he was only 0.2 seconds faster.
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rasazys-ramblings · 1 year
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Pico: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Pico: That's why I own TEN guns. Pico: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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