16. Am self-ship. She/him only. Can't detect sarcasm for the life of me. Tell me if I share one of your f/os. I'd love to mess around, but if it makes you uncomfortable, tell me. Is a bit pedantic. Do not @ me to reblog something unless you're sure it's something I'd enjoy. No @ bbegging to RB, to be specific. Uh...
[party of unlikely time travelling heroes about to confront the biggest threat theyve yet faced. the sky grows dark as the great evil reveals its terrible visage]
mongol warrior from 1190: i have greatly enjoyed my time with you all. if today i go to join my ancestors then i will tell them of you all in uçmag.
When Chris Hackney dropped this gem, I knew I had to. On my honor as a shit poster knight
And also I woke up too early today and decide it was good to spend that time doing this, now I am too sleepy.
My belief of Sissy’s bitterness at Food Town during the 2nd cycle despite being implied to suffer at the hands of society like the residents is because she partially internalized the fact that her problems “weren’t that bad”, so there’s a tiny bit of her that thinks that whatever happened to the group wasn’t *that* bad.
Of course, there’s also an element of cognitive dissonance at play. On one hand, she’s rather embittered over the fact that they could be free from their problems when she couldn’t. But on the other hand, there’s the thought that whatever people go through, it’s rarely (read: never) enough to warrant fleeing human society entirely and living like a gigalomaniac.
Also: gigalomaniac is (in my own words) defined as such: a delusion so strong and shared with enough people that it changes reality.
Hex Maniac Ellison at yer service. Unova’s only Hex Maniac, maybe, N seems to be quite fond of her… If you see a Shiny Golurk named Labrys flying around, it’s probably her.
Picrew game!! Especially for people who aren’t artists:
Make one of your self-inserts on these 3 picrews and I’ll draw them! Feel free to include a separate outfit reference if you can’t find the right vibes, and you can say which picrew you think is most accurate if you’d like!
Here’s my critical role s/i as an example for the picrews <3
1- https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1414503
2-https://href.li/?https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1469769 or https://href.li/?https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1944831 for a different body shape option!
3-https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/587862
(if you have an OC who is an f/o, then you can also use this for them; or if it’s hard to get references of your f/o because they’re from a book or podcast! One at a time though please!)
Since we’ve wrapped up Part 5… let’s introduce her now. (Hair idea on left, base on right)
Paulla Izza {P. Izza, pizza} (real name is Billie Jean Ojiro) is a young lass from Morioh, but moved to Italy following the death of her big sister’s friend, joining Passione very quickly to keep her protected. Very shortly after the initiation test, she was placed in La Squadra di Esecuzione due to her rumored violent streak, and has been there ever since. Presenting herself as friendly and quirky, she’s actually emotionless, having grown *very* numb to, well, anything after witnessing the death of Kira (said friend), the lingchi of Sorbet and Gelato’s suicide, and before those, the poorly timed deaths of “friends” in the past. Even though she consistently pops up during the guys’ fights, she doesn’t really do anything that isn’t playing on her GBA. She’s also the one-on, one-off ex-girlfriend of Doppio.
Her empty soul leads her to develop a list of things to do that she’ll be satisfied with. The first is to kill Leone, whom she can’t stand, to elevate the Hitman team’s status, and to finally claim Doppio once again. She becomes rather violent and childish in Leone’s presence, kicking him in the crotch repeatedly during their first encounter (Man in the Mirror arc) because he didn’t answer a question. Denies ever having loved the little guy, insisting that “the kid is not my lover” even though anyone with half a brain will tell you otherwise. While her title is considered caporegime, it remains ambiguous if it’s actually true, since she often makes Nero do her work for her.
Her Stand is Smooth Criminal (or Smooth Harlequin). Takes the shape of a black and white cat named “Arles Zorro”, it morphs into a woman in bondage fused onto a spider tank (like from *Gyō*) with jarringly organic “feet”. The “feet” pop up on her hands once she claps them together, turning into gauntlets imbued with a sense of despair. It becomes bigger, and just better to use if the target has experienced more despair in their life. Blows provided from the gauntlets produce extremely clean hits, not even the color or blood shows up, just the body buckling from it.
She uses the cat to scout ahead, since it’s easy to put it in vantage points, and has stalked the Bucci Gang with her. She can also sense the despair in others, represented by a “heavy feeling” radiating off them. Overuse will give her a headache and nosebleed, as shown when she quickly leaves the train to speak with Melone after reading and regretting Proscuitto’s despair as he dies.