im so sorry i decided to try the good omens + textposts and--
@queermarzipan you happy now? look what you did
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crowley: *rickrolls aziraphale*
aziraphale: 🥺 <3
crowley: wait no
crowley: wai
crowley: i
crowley:
crowley: i mea
crowley: *flustered noises*
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Crowley: I’m not a “man”, I’m a snake poured into a vaguely man-shaped container
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Crowley: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Aziraphale: Sure!
Aziraphale: Whats your favorite color?
Crowley, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.
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crowley textposts, you've brainrotted the good omens mascot.
I KNOW I made the aziraphale one literally now but have more. Have all the textposts. Good omens text posts make me smile when they cross my dash so I'm spreading the viBeS. I am coping poorly. It's alright. At least the trauma's getting funny-ish.
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WHERE IS THAT COMIC OF THE TWO BUNNIES THAT'S LIKE
A: I'm going to torture you now
B: Oooh kinky
A: You are kind,
B: What
A: ...brave, selfless,
B: Hang on--
A: worthy of love--
B: I NEED A SAFEWORD
I need it for. Reasons
Ineffable reasons
...
As in INEFFABLE HUSBANDS WHY THE FUCK HAS NO-ONE DONE THIS YET PLEASE
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i think it's really funny when people describe Crowley's hair as silky or soft or something along those lines in fics, because if you look at David Tennant closely, you can see they used like 50 hair products on his hair to sculpt that shit to perfection. it's probably hard as a rock or stickier than glue. i want a fic where it's like:
Crowley rests his head on Aziraphale's chest, snuggling close. The angel smiles and raises his hand to stroke his hair, but once his fingers are buried in those shiny red locks, they're trapped in a crunchy sea of slick goop. The slimy texture sticks to his fingers like superglue. He tries to pull his hand back, but it's completely stuck. Not even three consecutive miracles can do the trick. He prays for salvation.
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