#incorrect les miserables quotes

[pontmercysamis]

*woman across the street getting robbed*

Marius: hey! get your damn hands off her!

Courfeyrac: really? you’re gonna threaten him by quoting “back to the future?”

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[cx-shhhh]

Enjolras: Grantaire, you are incapable of believing, of thinking, of willing, of living, and of dying.

Grantaire:

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[just-a-plain-old-bitch]

Enj: *sneezes*

Ferre: Enj, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

~~~

Marius: *sneezes*

Ferre: Shut the fuck up.

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[antisocial-cheesepuff]

Enjolras: Is that vodka?

Grantaire: Yeah.

Enjolras: Straight?

Grantaire: No, gay.

Enjolras: THE VODKA NOT YOU

#this is a canon conversation to me #les mis #les miserables #les miz #enjolras #grantaire #enjoltaire #incorrect quotes #fandom nonsense

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion

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[lesamiesdelalgbt]

Enjolras: So what are your political beliefs?

Grantaire, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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[expired-applejuice]

Enjolras, staring at the national guard: Hmm that's a problem. But not my fault, I did everything I could.

Enjolras, looking at his dead friends: and you did too

Enjolras, to Grantaire who just showed up: also why are you still here

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[44ratsinatrenchcoat]

Enjolras in the 25th anniversary concert: All of you are fives except for Grantaire who is an eight and I support him Enjolras in the 2019 all-star cast: All of you are fives and that's okay. Not now Grantaire. Enjolras in the 10th anniversary concert: All of you are fives. Who the fuck is Grantaire? Enjolras in the book: all of you are threes, except for Grantaire who is a zero and deserves to die in a house fire. Enjolras in the 2012 movie: all of you are zeros who deserve to be killed by a weedwacker.

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[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 612

Y/N: “How do you best express love?”

Agatha: “Easy, it’s the size of book I throw at them”

Y/N: “WHAT??”

Agatha: “Example. Right now I want Wanda’s attention. How shall I get it? Since I love her, I shall throw my copy of Frankenstein, as it is a slim book that if it hits the target, will not cause major injury.”

Y/N: “So what book do you throw when you don’t like the person?”

Agatha: “Les Miserables”

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[lalarose216]

How Grantaire ended up in Les Amis (Based off of a story my friend who reminds me of Marius told me)

Marius: Did I tell you about that time I met that drunk guy? So I was outside the Cafe Musain putting up posters, and this guy came up to me. And he said, "Hey, I'd like to learn more about all of this, and you seem to know a lot, could we maybe talk?" And I said, "Sure, we're having our meeting soon, you're welcome to come, or you and I could meet up afterwards," so we exchanged phone numbers and-- Eponine: No! Marius: No, he wasn't drunk then! Courfeyrac: Marius, we do not give our phone numbers to strangers! Marius: *sigh* Well, anyways, we finished the meeting, and I went out and saw him, and we were walking, and I was telling him all about how I'm a Bonapartist, but Les Amis is about republican revolution, and he was saying weird things like, "Hey . . . you almost tripped over that leaf!!" And I was just ignoring it all, until he fell on me, and I could just SMELL the alcohol. So, I took him back to the cafe, and said, "Stay here." Then I went inside-- Eponine: *snickers* Marius: --and I got Combferre and said, "There's a drunk guy outside." And he said, "Oh, no . . ." and got Enjolras. So, we went outside, but he was gone! Eponine: Surprise, surprise . . . Marius: But I had his number! So I called him and gave the phone to Enjolras, who was going, "Where is your location? Your LOCATION. YOUR LO--where ARE you--oh . . . oh?? You're on top of everything??" So there's this staircase in the building next door that leads to the roof, but it locks behind you. So he was stuck on the roof. I just let Combferre and Enjolras take over from there, and Grantaire's been coming to our meetings ever since. Eponine: *snickering* I wonder why!! Marius: What? Eponine: What?

@eponine-thenadier

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[shippingdissapointment]

ive seen like so many posts about how jonny sims doesnt know how to name characters things other than michael but like in les miserable three male characters had first names and two of them were fuckinh jean. one of them was basically john mcjohn and all the other male characters just went by their last names

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[anahida]

Wriothesley: Now, prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun. You know what that means?

Tartaglia: Yes, means I'm free!

Wriothesley: No.

(and the rest is sung in battle?)

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[literarypigeon]

Enjolras: Eat the rich

Grantaire: I thought you were a vegetarian, wouldn’t eating people be against your principles?

#incorrect quotes #les mis #les miserables #mine #shitpost? #yeah shitpost #enjolras #grantaire #les amis

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

Grantaire: When Enjolras is mad at me, I go and tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to get help from me.

*sound of glass breaking*

Grantaire: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.

#les mis #les miz #les miserables #enjoltaire #enjolras #grantaire #incorrect quotes

[anneangel]

I realized that Sherlock and Enjolras' excuse is similar...

John: You don't have a girlfriend, then? Sherlock: Girlfriend? No, not really my area. John: So you've got a boyfriend? Sherlock: no. John: You're unattached, just like me. Fine. Good. Sherlock: John, hmm... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I'm really not looking for anyone. John: errr... *tries to disguise his unsuccessful flirtation* No. I'm not asking... No. I was just saying. Its all fine. Grantaire: So you're not going to tell me you're married to your work, are you? It's not creative after someone has already used this! Enjolras: I'm in a serious relationship. Grantaire: Do you swear? Enjolras: My mistress is France. Grantaire: I'm agog. I'm aghast! Work and France never heard of an open relationship? Gosh, it's the 21st century, at last! *takes a drink* Enjolras and Sherlock:

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[lesamiesdelalgbt]

Enjolras: I need you to swear-

Grantaire: Fuck

Enjolras:

Enjolras: Swear as in promise

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