#source: tumblr?

[just-a-plain-old-bitch]

Enj: *sneezes*

Ferre: Enj, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

~~~

Marius: *sneezes*

Ferre: Shut the fuck up.

#les mis #les miserables #incorrect les mis quotes #combeferre #enjolras #marius pontmercy #source: tumblr?

[musicals-n-cartoons]

Philip: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, malewife my way out of this one old boy.

The Collector: Manslaughter it is then!

#the owl house #owl house #toh #incorrect quotes #the owl house spoilers #owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #meme #source: tumblr? #emperor belos #toh the collector #the collector toh #the collector

[what-life-is-really-like]

Horace, trying to help Will during a battle: To the left! Will: Take it back now y'all.

#source: tumblr? #ranger's apprentice #horace altman #will treaty #incorrect quotes #books #fantasy books #john flanagan

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Ivy: We're gonna die

Carmen: We're not gonna die

Ivy: How can you be so sure?

Carmen: Because we're not dead yet, but we definitely should be. I think we're too attractive to die.

Ivy:

Ivy: We are good looking...

Carmen: You're damn right we are.

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #incorrect carmen sandiego #ivy carmen sandiego #source: tumblr?

[whitecrossgirl]

Rossi: So… I’ve seen that you’ve been spending a lot of time with Emily recently.

Hotch: No, Dave, it’s not what it looks like, I swear.

Rossi: (scoffs) Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Hotch: No! You’re the only one for me!

Rossi: Is that so?

Hotch: I promise! Emily and I are just dating, okay? She’s my girlfriend.

Rossi: So there’s no best-friends-feelings involved?

Hotch: You’re still my one and only best friend. She’s just the love of my life; nothing more.

Rossi: But I’m still the platonic love of your life?

Hotch: Of course bro!

Rossi: Bro…

Emily: (realising that both the man she loves and his best friend are idiots) What the…?

#criminal minds #incorrect quotes #hotchniss #Hotch and Rossi as besties #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #david rossi #Rossi being a jealous drama Queen #source: tumblr?

[chenfordstuff]

Tim: Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.

Lucy: Hi, I’m stuff.

#chenford #incorrect chenford quotes #source: tumblr? #lucy chen #tim bradford

[incorrect-undertronic-quotes]

Hex: What are your goals? Seris: To pet all the dogs. Hex: No, fitness goals. Seris: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

#source: tumblr? #incorrect undertronic quotes #undertronic #undertronic hex #undertronic seris #queue

[vikings-incorrect]

Ragnar: If you had iron deficiency, I would simply crack my bones open so you could feed on my marrow. If you care. Athelstan: ... Athelstan: Probably would be easier and more sustainable to just buy some iron supplements

@procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics

#vikings #incorrect vikings quotes #ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #source: idk this one comic i saw on @procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics ' blog #source: tumblr?

[fullmoonhijinks]

Nick: Why do you think I don’t like you? I would kill for you. Nick: Ask me to kill for you! Abigail: First of all, calm down.

#the quarry #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr? #I try not to use quotes I can't track back to a source too often but I like this one #nick furcillo #abigail blyg #abi x nick

[instantlystrangeimaginellama]

Elfo: You like me platonically for my personality?

Bean: I’m just as surprised as you are

#elfo disenchantment #elfo #bean disenchantment #bean #disenchantment #chat #incorrect chat #source: tumblr?

[incorrectshsl]

Junko: I don’t suffer from ‘I can fix them’ disease. I think I could make them *worse*

#this can be about anyone you want #danganronpa #dangan ronpa #incorrect danganronpa quotes #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #junko enoshima #junko fucking enoshima #source: tumblr?

[just-a-plain-old-bitch]

Marius: What's an orgasm?

Courfeyrac: When you fold paper into birds and shit

Bahorel: That's oregano bitch.

#les miserables #incorrect les mis quotes #marius pontmercy #courfeyrac #bahorel #source: tumblr?

[stardust948]

"I was in the kitchen at 1 am getting some water when I ran into my brother. I asked what he was doing, and he said this is his roaming hour. Then he walked off strumming his guitar."

-Juleka

#miraculous ladybug #juleka #luka #source: tumblr? #incorrect quotes #ml incorrect quotes

[what-life-is-really-like]

[during The Burning Bridge]

Horace: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Will: But are you shuffling?

Horace: Everyday.

Gilan: What language are you two speaking?

#source: tumblr? #Ranger's Apprentice #horace altman #will treaty #incorrect quotes #the burning bridge #gilan davidson #John Flanagan

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Random Vile Student, Circa. 2004: Um. Instructor Shadowsan? I think Black Sheep just used the "F" word...

Black Sheep:

Shadowsan:

Black Sheep, four years old: Mother fucker doesn't start with an F!

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #incorrect carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego netflix #shadowsan #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr?

[caterpillarinacave]

Neo: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao.

Roman: Neo, what the hell did you do???

Neo: I made a mistake.

#Rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby #roman torchwick #neopolitan #froyo #source: tumblr?