Carmen: So that’s my plan.
Player: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Carmen: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Player: It fucking sucks.
Carmen: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Carmen: Everyone, synchronize your watches with mine!
Zack: I don't know how to do that!
Ivy: I don't wear a watch.
Player: Time isn't real.
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Shadowsan: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Carmen: When I was a kid, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Shadowsan: They’re not.
Carmen: Haha, very funny.
Shadowsan: I’m serious. Did you not hear?
Carmen: I- no… what happened?
Shadowsan: …How have you fallen for this again?
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Carmen: Player, check into their cameras.
Player: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in VILE" app.
Player: *taps the screen*
Player: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.
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Shadow San: *tells Carmen Her entire bacckstory*
Carmen: and why should I believe you?
Shadow San: ...
Shadow San: Fine the coat was empty
Carmen: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
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Paperstar: Hey, wake up.
Player: Wha- what?!
Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family
Player: ... my parents are out tonight?
Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!?
Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?
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3 kinds of people
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Carmen: What are you in the mood for?
Gray: World domination.
Carmen: That's a bit ambitious.
Gray: You are my world.
Carmen: Aww…
Gray:
Carmen:
Gray:
Carmen: OH.
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Zack: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Shadowsan : For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Zack: Mean.
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Carmen: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Carmen: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Player, looking at Carmen, Julia, and Ivy: Are they... dating?
Shadowsan: I don't think so.
Player: Why aren't they dating?
Shadowsan: That's what I want to know, too.
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Zack: Turn that frown upside down!
Shadowsan: …Alright?
*a little while later*
Zack: What’re ya doin’..?
Shadowsan, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down”, but it’s not working.
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