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carmen-sandal-eggos · 3 days ago
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(Vine)
Xifeng, with a mic and a picture of Huang Li: You are my daaad-
Xifeng: You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 11 days ago
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Zack: What's wrong?
Ivy: I used that space pants pick up line on Carmen, you know the "are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world" one.
Zack: How'd it go?
Ivy: Before I could add the second part she said "No, they're Carmen Brand Outerwear pants."
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 12 days ago
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Le Chèvre: What's that in your hand?
Tigress: Wallet.
Le Chèvre: How'd you get it?
Tigress: I helped someone to lose it.
Le Chèvre:
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 12 days ago
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Player: I know many codes and how to write them, but I cannot use binary.
Ivy: Why's that?
Player, turning to her, grinning: I'm nonbinary
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 12 days ago
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Shadowsan, frowning: Zackary, I do not think this is a good way for you to be spending your allowance-
Zack, playing all the rigged arcade games: It's my money and I get to choose how to waste it!
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 19 days ago
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Shadowsan: When you live under my roof, you live under my rules.
Ivy: Oh yeah? How about now? *Goes on top of the roof*
Shadowsan:
Ivy: That's what I thought
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 19 days ago
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(In Milan)
Zack, while Carmen makes her way down the catwalk: Maybe she's born with it...
Zack: Maybe it's Maybelline.
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 27 days ago
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Zack, playing a game: I've a worm and two sticks, one for poking and the other for lifting. How do I move the worm?
Ivy: Why am I trying to move a worm?
Zack: Answer the question.
Ivy: Can't I move around the worm?
Zack: Because you can't.
Ivy: Can't I just use my hands to move it?
Zack: No, you need to use the two sticks. The worm needs your help!
Ivy, leaving the room: No it doesn't.
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carmen-sandal-eggos · 28 days ago
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Chase, trying to teach the siblings French, writing on a piece of paper: Read this sentence back to me.
Zack: "Jee seuss fatigue"
Ivy: "Jay swiss fatigue?"
Chase, slowly losing his patience: Je suis fatigué...
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carmen-sandal-eggos · a month ago
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Ivy: What do you think monkeys would say if they could talk?
Zack: "Mmm... monkey."
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carmen-sandal-eggos · a month ago
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Zack: Can I toast pizza?
Shadowsan: Why are you trying to put pizza in a toaster?
Zack, bringing him the toaster oven: Because it's cold...?
Shadowsan:
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constellationpluto · a month ago
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Bellum: Can you see their face? That's a monster of capitalism!
Mime Bomb, in a corner surrounded by lucky cat statues: *laughs evilly*
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carmen-sandal-eggos · a month ago
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Maelstrom: You were some of our newest, fiercest operates. Why did you fail to apprehend Carmen Sandiego?
Flytrap: Spinkick saw a dog during the fight and stopped to pet it. That's when she ran away from us
Spinkick, arms crossed: It was a cute dog!
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carmen-sandal-eggos · a month ago
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Drake meme for CS? It's more likely than you think
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