(Vine)

Xifeng, with a mic and a picture of Huang Li: You are my daaad-

Xifeng: You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

Zack: What's wrong?

Ivy: I used that space pants pick up line on Carmen, you know the "are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world" one.

Zack: How'd it go?

Ivy: Before I could add the second part she said "No, they're Carmen Brand Outerwear pants."

Le Chèvre: What's that in your hand?

Tigress: Wallet.

Le Chèvre: How'd you get it?

Tigress: I helped someone to lose it.

Le Chèvre:

Player: I know many codes and how to write them, but I cannot use binary.

Ivy: Why's that?

Player, turning to her, grinning: I'm nonbinary

Shadowsan, frowning: Zackary, I do not think this is a good way for you to be spending your allowance-

Zack, playing all the rigged arcade games: It's my money and I get to choose how to waste it!

Le Chèvre: *Making memes*

El Topo: *Baking a pie*

Black Sheep, to Crackle: Hey, wanna go for a walk in the sewer with me?

Crackle:

El Topo, in the dirt: I am the vegetable guardian, guardian of the vegetables.

Le Chèvre: Weeds quivers before him!

El Topo: Fuck off!

It's 4am here's julia with an important message

Shadowsan: When you live under my roof, you live under my rules.

Ivy: Oh yeah? How about now? *Goes on top of the roof*

Shadowsan:

Ivy: That's what I thought

(In Milan)

Zack, while Carmen makes her way down the catwalk: Maybe she's born with it...

Zack: Maybe it's Maybelline.

*evilly consults my evil plans with my evil wife*

Chase: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Zari: I'm a knife.

Julia, from across the room: She's a little spoon.

Zack, playing a game: I've a worm and two sticks, one for poking and the other for lifting. How do I move the worm?

Ivy: Why am I trying to move a worm?

Zack: Answer the question.

Ivy: Can't I move around the worm?

Zack: Because you can't.

Ivy: Can't I just use my hands to move it?

Zack: No, you need to use the two sticks. The worm needs your help!

Ivy, leaving the room: No it doesn't.

Chase, trying to teach the siblings French, writing on a piece of paper: Read this sentence back to me.

Zack: "Jee seuss fatigue"

Ivy: "Jay swiss fatigue?"

Chase, slowly losing his patience: Je suis fatigué...

Ivy: What do you think monkeys would say if they could talk?

Zack: "Mmm... monkey."

Zack: Can I toast pizza?

Shadowsan: Why are you trying to put pizza in a toaster?

Zack, bringing him the toaster oven: Because it's cold...?

Shadowsan:

Bellum: Can you see their face? That's a monster of capitalism!

Mime Bomb, in a corner surrounded by lucky cat statues: *laughs evilly*

Maelstrom: You were some of our newest, fiercest operates. Why did you fail to apprehend Carmen Sandiego?

Flytrap: Spinkick saw a dog during the fight and stopped to pet it. That's when she ran away from us

Spinkick, arms crossed: It was a cute dog!

Drake meme for CS? It's more likely than you think

Feel free to use

Countess Cleo: hey I’m lesbian.

Coach Brunt, clearly confused: I thought you were vile faculty??