#les mis incorrect quotes

[lesamiesdelalgbt]

Enjolras: So what are your political beliefs?

Grantaire, awkwardly trying to impress them: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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[44ratsinatrenchcoat]

Enjolras in the 25th anniversary concert: All of you are fives except for Grantaire who is an eight and I support him Enjolras in the 2019 all-star cast: All of you are fives and that's okay. Not now Grantaire. Enjolras in the 10th anniversary concert: All of you are fives. Who the fuck is Grantaire? Enjolras in the book: all of you are threes, except for Grantaire who is a zero and deserves to die in a house fire. Enjolras in the 2012 movie: all of you are zeros who deserve to be killed by a weedwacker.

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[shippingdissapointment]

ive seen like so many posts about how jonny sims doesnt know how to name characters things other than michael but like in les miserable three male characters had first names and two of them were fuckinh jean. one of them was basically john mcjohn and all the other male characters just went by their last names

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[thecrazywriter]

Javert: hello schoolboys I've come to help fight

Gavroche: Liar!

Javert: the risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math

#sorry not sorry #les mis #les miserables #javert #gavroche #les mis incorrect quotes

[la-vie-est-pain]

Enjolras: My partner must be well-spoken, co-ordinated, and the picture of sobriety. Grantaire stumbling in, tripping over a loose floorboard, completely pissed: wassup Enjolras: that one. I want that one.

#enjoltaire #les mis #les mis incorrect quotes #les miserables #enjolras #grantaire #they're gay your honor

[accio-barricade]

Enjolras: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Grantaire: I almost died.

Enjolras: That... was my favorite memory

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[catalyst-and-chaos]

Enjolras: We should watch Tour De France!

Grantaire: Sounds lame.

*two weeks later*

Grantaire: He totally made that guy crash! He swerved right in front of him!

Enjolras: He didn’t do it on purpose!

Grantaire: He was clearly trying to kill the competition!

Enjolras: that’s not how Tour De France works

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[solitairesys]

Marius: Right away, they're like, “Do not fuck with me.” My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.”

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[lesamisagainstnapoleon]

Courfeyrac: I am a father

Feuilly: *spits out tea* you?? are a father???

Courfeyrac: I have a child

Feuilly: I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything more horrifying than you becoming a dad

Courfeyrac: would you like to meet my son

Feuilly: he’s with you????? But I don’t see—

Courfeyrac: *holds out a plant* J-jehan gave him to me

Feuilly:

Courfeyrac: *crying* LOOK AT HOW PERFECT HE IS

#courfeyrac #feuilly #les mis #les miserables #les amis #les mis incorrect quotes #incorrect les mis quotes #les mis 2012

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Enjolras: What are you doing?

Grantaire, typing his and Enj's name into an online love calculator: *panicking* looking for porn

#enjoltaire #enjolras #grantaire #les mis incorrect quotes #les amis incorrect quotes #bi panic #a.k.a #grantaire only mood

[lesamiesdelalgbt]

Enjolras: I need you to swear-

Grantaire: Fuck

Enjolras:

Enjolras: Swear as in promise

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[44ratsinatrenchcoat]

Enjolras: You are incapable of conventional though, so drawn up in your own idiocrasy that you fail to realize the imbecile nature of every word that pours out of your mouth Grantaire: love you too

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[shippingdissapointment]

Enjolras: Are you flirting with me?

Grantaire: Have been for a while now, thanks for noticing

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[thecrazywriter]

Gavroche: good evening dear inspector lovely evening my dear!

Javert: I'm going to kill you

*literally one day later*

Javert, crying: the kid is dead!!

#les miserables #les mis #les mis incorrect quotes #gavroche #javert

[la-vie-est-pain]

Grantaire, poking his head around the doorframe: Remember at the wedding, when you said in good times and in bad? Enjolras, too tired for this: What did you do now?

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[meet-me-at-box5]

Thenardier while stealing some shinies: And fuck you in particular, good sir!

#les mis #les miserables #monsieur thénardier #les mis incorrect quotes #les mis musical #les mis memes #meet me at box5