#incorrect jellicles

[incorrectjellicles]

Plato: I have a bad feeling about this...

Mungo: What do you mean?

Plato: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Mungo: No?

Plato: That actually explains so much.

#cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect quotes #Plato #Mungojerrie

[incorrect-jellicles]

Mister Mistoffelees: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Rum Tum Tugger: So it wasn't you?

Mister Mistoffelees: I mean, yeah, it was, but I'm still offended.

#cats #mister mistoffelees #cats musical #incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #rum tum tugger #incorrect jellicles

[munkustance]

Tugger: I told Misto the same thing my therapist always tells me; that he needs to embrace his mistakes

Tugger: so he gave me a hug

#cats the musical #cats 1998 #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #incorrect quotes #incorrect jellicle quotes #my post

[emmikay]

Victoria: Can we stay with you tonight?

Mistoffelees: Both of you? What happened?

Plato: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the den.

Victoria: George wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

#cats the musical #victoria #mister mistoffelees #plato #cats george #george the jellicle dog #monochromatic family #platoria #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[gaylittlewizardcat]

Rum Tum Tugger: Did it hurt when you fell?

Mistoffelees: What, from heaven?

Rum Tum Tugger: No, when you were trying to beat your fouetté record. You fell on you face then just stayed there for like ten minutes.

Mistoffelees:

Mungojerrie: We all saw it

#cats the musical #mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #mungojerrie #tuggoffelees #incorrect cats #jellicle queues

[pr3st0]

POV after Misto does the bug trick for the millionth time ever

Alonzo: do you regret what you did?

Misto: nah

Alonzo: would you do it again??

Misto: mmm… sure, why not? :D

#misto when the bug trick #im guessing #he never learns #let him magic >:( #cats #cats fan on main #cats musical #cats the musical #jellicle cats #in #cats incorrect quotes #inc #incorrect quotes #mr #mi #mistoffelees #m #mister mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #alonzo

[flame-x]

Munkustrap, looking at the latest mess Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have made: Everlasting cat, give me patience.

Rumpleteazer: Isn't the phrase "give me strength"

Munkustrap: If the everlasting cat gave me strength, you'd be dead

Mungojerrie: Well that's not very nice

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #munkustrap #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer #inspired by that generator one #scatterpatter or something #i think #incorrect cats quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #mean like a minx and lean like a lynx

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Cassandra: You've never told a white lie to make someone feel better?

Munkustrap: I only lie if someone’s safety is at risk. Or if a small kitten asks about Santa Claus.

#source: B99 #cassandra #munkustrap #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #//almost said ''juvenile jellicle'' for alliteration but it wasnt funny enough to make up for awkwardness #//and arent u glad i ASLO avoided a ''santa claws'' joke? #//*ALSO lmao fuck

[incorrectjelliclecats]

Grizabella: "I just dress a little dramatically to get respect from the others."

Jellyorum: "Doesn't work though!"

#cats #incorrect quotes #incorrectjelliclecats #cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect jellicle cats #jellyorum #grizabella

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

Alonzo: Who is that? He doesn't look very happy. Munkustrap: That is Fang, leader of the Henchcats. Macavity's right hand. Alonzo: Are they alike? Munkustrap: I've always found Macavity the more reasonable of the two.

#sorry but i think it's funny if macavity has a right hand who's even more unhinged than he is #this conversation takes place the first attack after alonzo joins the jellicles #but before he learns all the family drama #so he's just like ????????? #source: the hobbit #< specifically battle of 5 armies #yk the scene where they're talking abt dain and thorin being cousins #cats the musical #munkustrap #alonzo #macavity #fang the right-hand #incorrect cats quotes #cats incorrect quotes #pls don't tag as alonzo/strap

[incorrectjellicles]

Etcetera: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.

Plato: Look, kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.

#cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect quotes #etcetera #etcetera cats #Plato #Plato cats

[incorrect-jellicles]

Munkustrap: What are you drinking?

Rum Tum Tugger: Tea.

Munkustrap: Oh, really? What kind?

Rum Tum Tugger: Tea...quila.

#rum tum tugger #cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect cats #munkustrap #cats musical #incorrect quotes

[munkustance]

Munkustrap & Alonzo: *kissing*

Tugger & Mistoffelees: *kissing*

Mungojerrie & Coricopat: *kissing*

Bombalurina: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.

Pouncival: I AM RIGHT HERE!

#in that one universe where Bomba is straight #cuz that bi icon has tons of options #im 100% taking this from Pouncival rubbing his ass on Bomba #cats the musical #cats 1998 #munkustrap #alonzo cats #alonzostrap #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #mungojerrie #coricopat #coricojerrie #bombalurina #pouncival #incorrect quotes #incorrect jellicle quotes #my post

[emmikay]

(how I assume Tugger’s first Jellicle Ball went)

Munkustrap: Jellicle Cats come out tonight!

Rum Tum Tugger: I’m bi!

#cats the musical #munkustrap #rum tum tugger #deuteronomy brothers #deuteronomy family #jellicle ball #incorrect quotes #source: meme

[gaylittlewizardcat]

Jemima: Hey dad, how do I get revenge on someone who’s wronged me?

Munkustrap: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Jemima:

Jemima: Hey mum, how do I-

Demeter: Brick.

#cats the musical #jemima cats #munkustrap #demeter cats #demestrap #incorrect cats #jellicle queues

[goblinlovesmusicals]

Munkustrap @ Macavity and his gang: You’re nothing but a bunch of lowlife whores!

Macavity:

Macavity: YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A GAY BITCH-

#cats the musical #incorrect quote #munkustrap the Jellicle protector #macavity the mystery cat #source: tiktok #tw swearing