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storyweaverofgondor · 2 months

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Pouncival: Sometimes i just like to let out a random bloodcurdling scream. It's very cathartic.

Munkustrap: That was you?! I thought the Junkyard was haunted!

#cats the musical #cats the musical fandom #cats incorrect quotes #munkustrap #pouncival

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uppastthejelliclemoon · 1 year

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Mistoffelees: I guess there is sort of a dark edginess to this... like one of those Crayola crayon Halloween packs. Tugger: That is your standard for dark edginess? Mistoffelees: I don't know! I'm just trying not to bring the group down here. Victoria: You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour misunderstood shadowling.

#do not tag as mis/toria #idk vicki calling her twin a shadowling makes me cackle #she's so dramatic abt his appearance and powers #also prinxiety is tuggoffelees coded and vice versa and no one can tell me otherwise #cats the musical #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #victoria #incorrect cats quotes #cats incorrect quotes #source: sanders sides

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the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat · 2 years

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Rum Tum Tugger: Mistoffelees and I are no longer friends.

Mistoffelees: That’s literally the worst way to tell people we’re dating.

#incorrect cats quotes #cats incorrect quotes #incorrect cats #mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #because tugger would do this #source: tumblr

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flame-x · 1 year

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Jemima: Goodnight moon Jemima: Goodnight tree Jemima: Goodnight ghosts only I can see Munkustrap: Say what-

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #munkustrap #jemima #incorrect quotes #cats incorrect quotes #mean like a minx and lean like a lynx

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bippityboppitycat · 2 years

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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dick: Hey guys, what are you watching? damian: Kitten Football. dick: Why? damian: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then jason came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep- jason: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT! dick:?! damian: jason sees the show differently than I do.

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black-lone-knight · 1 year

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I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.

Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?

Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.

Dick:

Dick: ...what?

Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.

Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.

Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?

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Tim, with soaked shirt:

Duke: What happened?

Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.

Duke: Say what again??

Bruce: He spilled his coffee.

Duke:

Duke: ...right.

Jason: Fucking weirdos.

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p1nkshield · 7 months

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Bruce: Has everyone gotten their emergency gas masks upgraded? It’s nearly October…

Jason: Only if you stop giving us ominous reasons. Out here like “a storm is approaching… make sure you take twelve and only twelve extra batarangs!”

Dick: what he means is rogues who like to use gas like the scarecrow get more active the closer it gets to Halloween.

Bruce: That’s what I said.

Tim: maybe we should be concerned about how fluent Dick is in ominous sounding bat-warnings.

Dick: Hey, I’ve just been here the longest!

Damian: EVERYONE CEASE YOUR INCESSANT BABBLING! ALFRED THE CAT IS MAKING BISCUITS!

Everyone: Awww 🥰

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #alfred the cat

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storyweaverofgondor · 2 months

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Mungojerrie: You know, this is your fault for leaving me in change.

Munkustrap: I never said you were in charge!

Mungojerrie: Well, you never said I wasn't!

#cats the musical #cats the musical fandom #cats incorrect quotes #munkustrap #mungojerrie

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uppastthejelliclemoon · 5 months

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Skimbleshanks: If y'all weren't talking about Alonzo, what are you so upset about? Is it because Bustopher Jones is writing a book about us? Mistoffelees: Wait, Bustopher Jones is writing a book about Alonzo joining our team? Skimbleshanks: No, no. He's just coming here to write a book about the team. Tumblebrutus: Alonzo's writing a book about us? Skimbleshanks: No, Bustopher Jones. Coricopat: WHY WOULD ALONZO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT BUSTOPHER JONES?

#tumble and bumbercatch are my underrated beloveds <33333 #also hint hint abt who misto is iykyk #esp with the sunflowers episode bc that SCREAMS bustopher and misto #cats the musical #cats incorrect quotes #incorrect cats quotes #source: ted lasso

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the-metaphorical-jellicle-cat · 2 years

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Mistoffelees: What did I say about you entering my den?

Tugger: That it was manly and impulsive?

Mistoffelees: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't."

#source: firefly #changed for content #incorrect quotes #incorrect cats quotes #cats incorrect quotes #mistoffelees #the rum tum tugger #can be seen as ship or not

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scribbsyscribs · 27 days

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Angel: "Ya think Husk likes me?"

Vaggie: "Angel, he literally always fixes your drink first at the bar. Even if someone else gets there before you."

Angel: "Yea, but I thought he was just doin' that to get me to leave faster."

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #huskerdust #I get to spend the next two days writing about spider boy and cat daddy #I'm so alive

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alevens · 3 months

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#one piece #one piece text posts #straw hat pirates #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #nico robin #op franky #cat burglar nami #black leg sanji #god usopp #trafalgar law #incorrect quotes #been wanting to do one these things for a while #one piece meme

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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Dick: Well if you’re both staying, remember the rules. Damian, no playing ball in the apartment, no fighting, and no answering the phone with "City Morgue."

Jon: Mr. Nightwing, can’t I have some rules?

Dick: No chewing tobacco.

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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robin(dick): What if I turned into a villain? cat-woman: Aw, you'd have the cutest mugshot. robin [very pleased with himself]: Thank you cat-mom.

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