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Plato: I have a bad feeling about this...

Mungo: What do you mean?

Plato: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Mungo: No?

Plato: That actually explains so much.

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Etcetera: I need you to check under my bed for monsters.

Plato: Look, kid, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster it's gonna kill us both.

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Teazer: Vic, you are my heaven on earth.

Teazer: My h.o.e.

Teazer: No wait—

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Bomba: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it's my fault.

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[On the phone]

Tugger: Jerrie and Teazer built a flamethrower.

Jenny: Oh my God.

Tugger: Yeah, you should probably get here.

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Teazer: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Munk: Maybe we would if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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[skipping rocks]

Tanto: This is nice!

Cori, whispering: Take that, stupid lake

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Skimble: What kind of tea is this?

Jerrie: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade

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in your headcanon electra is skimble's daughter with jenny? Don't you think she's the daughter of Macavity with Bombalurina?

I have multiple different headcanons but Mungo,Rumple and Electra being Skimble and Jenny’s kids is my favourites. I have a whole backstory for that but long story short mungo and rumple are biological and Electra was found as a tiny kitten by skimble on/near the train. Electra being Macavity and Bombalurina’s kitten does work and it’s something I had thought about before but it’s just not one of those that I really use (when it comes to writing, incorrect quotes etc).

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Skimble: You're my kids and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.

Jenny: Skimble! Positive reinforcement!

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Electra: Made you all playlists!

Electra: Cori, yours has only heavy metal and is dark like your soul.

Electra: Munk, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Electra: And Teazer has the ABBA Gold album.

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[at the Cinema]

Seller: How do you want your popcorn, sweet or salty?

Misto, making heart eyes at Tugger: I want it like him.

Munk, being there for supervision: They don't make ugly popcorn.

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Misto: I hate you

Tugger, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

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Demeter: I love murder mysteries.

Macavity: [trying to impress her] I’ve been the lead suspect for dozens of cases.

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Jenny: We call that a traumatic event

Jenny, turning to Jerrie: Not a "bruh moment"

Jenny, turning to Electra: Not a "major L"

Jenny, turning to Teazer: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"

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Demeter: Bomba has a good heart.

Cass: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at her good heart.

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Bomba: It's too hot for a leather jacket.

Tugger: I look cool!

Bomba, concerned: You look pale and sick!

Tugger, visibly breathing heavily: Sick as fuck.

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