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hungrytypewritersworld · 1 year

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Song Credit: PEGGY

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erzasimpbitch · 3 months

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Yuki: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL! YOU TRIED TO HELP US WHICH IS A SWEET MOVE!

Tohru: You’re yelling nice things at me again and it’s very confusing!

#fruits basket incorrect quotes #fruits basket #tohru honda #yuki sohma #Yuki and tohru #Incorrect fruits basket

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kishiqo · 1 year

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akito when tohru does her thing: looks like I can't gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way out of this one

#fruits basket #akito sohma #tohru honda #incorrect fruits basket

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basketoffruitis · 1 year

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fb incorrect quotes

Rin: Haru... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Haru: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Rin: Rin: I wrote sanitize, Haru.

Rin: Haru was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Haru: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Rin: Haru, you ate a chair.

Mine, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Ayame, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Shigure: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Kyo: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tohru isn’t

Rin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Kyo: I'm a knife. Tohru, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Store Worker: Would a Ms, Rin please come to the front desk? Rin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Haru and Momiji Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Haru and Momiji, simultaneously: We got lost :( Rin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Kyo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Tohru : >:O language Yuki: Yeah watch your fucking language Haru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUKI THE FUCK WORD? Rin : 'The fuck word'. Momiji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Yuki: Oh my god they censored it Rin : Say fuck, Momiji. Haru: Do it, Momiji. Say fuck.

Kyo: Rules are made to be broken. Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Haru: Uh, piñatas. Momiji: Glow sticks. Tohru: Karate boards. Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kyo: Rules. Yuki:

Kyo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Yuki: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Kyo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Haru: Actually I did the math, Yuki would have $225, not $0.15. Yuki: I’m right here.... Momiji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Kyo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Momiji: Sorry I only have a dollar Kyo: fuck u Haru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Yuki would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Momiji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Haru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Tohru: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Haru: Apply juice to what Rin: Directly to the forehead Yuki: Great chat everyone

Tohru: Rin, can I talk to you for a second? Rin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kyo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Tohru: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Rin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Tohru: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Rin: Absolutely not.

Kakeru: *Accidentally hits Yuki in the face* Kakeru: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Kakeru: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Yuki : What’s wrong with you?!

Kakeru: I made tea. Yuki : I don’t want tea. Kakeru: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Yuki : Then why are you telling me? Kakeru: It is a conversation starter. Yuki : That’s a lousy conversation starter. Kakeru: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Haru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Yuki : What did you do? Haru: Nobody died. Yuki : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Yuki: Haru... Haru: Oh no, 'Haru' in b-flat. Haru: You're disappointed.

Rin: You often use humor to deflect trauma Haru: Thank you Momiji: She didn't say that was a good thing Haru: What I'm hearing is, you both think I'm funny

Haru: I wasn’t that drunk last night. Momiji: You were flirting with Rin Haru: So what? She’s my partner. Momiji: You asked her if her were single. Haru: Momiji: And then you cried when she said she weren't.

Rin: We need a distraction. Haru: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Momiji, whispering: My time has come

Hatori: This is such a bad idea. Shigure: Then why are you coming along? Hatori: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Shigure: How's the sexiest person here~? Hatori: I don't know- Ayame, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Hatori, driving Haru and Momiji: So how was your day? Momiji: We almost got surprise adopted! Hatori: What? Haru: We almost got kidnapped. Hatori: Oh, okay. Hatori: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

#Fruits Basket #fruits basket incorrect quotes #kyo sohma #Rin Sohma #Hatsuharu Sohma #Yuki Sohma #momiji sohma #Tohru Honda #hatori sohma #shigure sohma #ayame sohma #mine kuramae #Kyoru #yukeru #kakeru manabe #rin x haru #tohrin

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novelist-becca · 5 days

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(Post-curse break)

Tohru: If I run and leap at Kyo, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. COMING IN!

Kyo: NO IM HOLDING MILK! *drops it and catches tohru*

#fruits basket #furuba #kyo x tohru #kyo sohma #tohru honda #kyohru #fruits basket incorrect quotes

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incorrect-frozen-quotes · 1 year

Conversation

Olaf: When the snow melts, what does it become?

Elsa: Water.

Olaf: [buzzer noise]

Olaf: When the snow melts, it becomes spring.

#frozen #olaf #elsa #frozen 2 #mama elsa #incorrect frozen quotes #source: fruits basket

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the-ravenclaw-werewolf · 10 months

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Something I made when AO3 was down.

(This helped keep me away from Wattpad)

#main character syndrome (with exceptions)#the 40 #the_ravenclaw_werewolf #mcs (we): incorrect quotes #fruits basket #tohru honda #beastars #legoshi #kiss him not me #kae serinuma #kill la kill #mako mankanshoku #danganronpa #naegi makoto #dr stone #senku ishigami #haikyuu #haikyuu audio

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genshinincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Heizou: [About Scaramouche] We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call ‘misdirected rage’. Ibelieve the technical term is being an ass.

#Fruit Basket #Genshin Impact #Incorrect Quotes #ScaraHei #Fatui #Scaramouche #Wanderer #Kunikuzushi #Kabukimono #Heizou #Shikanoin Heizou #HeiWan #WanHei #HeScara

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yourlocalnetizen · 2 years

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Rin: If you lock Yuki & Kyo together in a room, who would come out crying?

Haru: Tohru.

#rin sohma #isuzu sohma #haru sohma #hatsuharu sohma #yuki sohma #kyo sohma #tohru honda #furuba #fruits basket #incorrect quotes

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chuthulhu-reads · 2 months

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[ID: three panels from Fruits Basket. The first panel shows Kyo's father furiously shouting, "and it's all because you were born on this earth! Why... did she have to give birth to you?!" His speech bubbled continue over the next panel, covering most of Kyo's face, though we can see one of his eyes widening in surprise and a frown on his face. There are dark splotches encroaching on both panels and both characters' faces have stark shadows. The next panel is just black, with the words, "You gave birth to such a child." End ID.]

Given what an absolutely shitheel Kyo's dad is it's not really a shocking plot twist that he was abusive to his wife, verbally at least, and that contributed to her suicide, but it also makes it all the more cruelly absurd that everyone blamed Kyo for it. Even as a child, he knew his mother was scared of his true form, and everyone at her funeral blamed him, so why wouldn't he think it was all his fault? Kids can be self-centred, too; not in a selfish way, really, just that kids are still getting to grips with how the world exists outside of themselves. It's why it's common for younger kids to think it's their fault that their parents divorced, because they don't fully understand their parents as individuals or a relationship outside of being parents. But Kyo's older now, able to grasp that not all of his father's vitriol is aimed at him, and it's kinda agonizing but also, good for Kyo at calling that old man out. Good for him, being at 17 far more mature than a grown ass man who's spent over a decade throwing tantrums and blaming a small child for the death of the wife that he insulted and belitted for something she had no control over, and let others do the same. Kyo's outcast status is comparable to a lot of things--a child with a disability that their parents can't cope with, a queer child, even just an unexpected/unplanned child who puts financial strain on the family. The father blames the mother, because she grew this child in her body, so whatever's wrong with them is her fault, right? Humans don't reproduce by parthenogenesis, my dude, and an ancient animal spirit curse is kiiiiiiiiiiinda out of anyone's control. Kyo didn't do anything but be born; you're the shitbag who could have chosen to support your wife and instead chose to do pretty much the exact opposite.

#Fruits Basket #Furuba #suicide mention tw #In a way Kyo's mother reminds me of those mothers who murder-suicide with their disabled children #it's a difficult and stressful situation to be sure #but it makes me so angry and horrified to think #that someone might prefer that their child be dead than disabled #or that they'd rather die themselves than have a disabled child #If you would rather your child be dead than Incorrect #then don't fucking have children

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itaxhisdango · 2 years

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Tohru : why is everyone so obsessed with being top or bottom?? I'd be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Yuki :

Kyo :

Shigure : I'm gonna tell he-

Yuki and Kyo in unison : don't you fucking dare.

Reference by @chaotic-narufan

#fruits basket #tohru sohma #kyo x tohru #yuki sohma #fruits basket shigure #shigure sohma #kyo sohma #anime incorrect quotes

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hungrytypewritersworld · 2 years

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the ox and the cat

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multi-fandom-imagine · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes || Anime Edition ||

Y/N: Wow, it’s a barren featureless wasteland out there isn’t it?

Hakkai: … Y/N, try turning the map around.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Young Ichigo: I’m sorry I ate your candy.

Young Y/N: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

Ichigo: It’s okay.

Ichigo: Wait. When did you-

Y/N: *Pushes Ichigo off the bench*

{anime-Bleach}

•+•

Y/N: We dream of summertime during winter. We yearn for winter during summer. What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the thing furthest away from us?

Tsume: …Are you okay?

Y/N: My hands are freezing off here, Tsume.

{anime-Wolfs Rain}

•+•

Miroku: You’re mad at me.

Y/N: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Miroku: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that’s worse

{anime-Inyuasha}

•+•

Y/N: Woah, woah, woah. You think I’m into Kyo?

Yuki: Yes, Y/N, I do because you are.

Tohru: You mentioned his name nine times in the last ten minutes.

{anime-Fruits Basket}

•+•

Y/n: You’re supposed to be learning how to be good. So no more of….this.

Sesshomaru: You just gestured to all of me

{anime-Inyuasha}

•+•

Y/n: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Kougaiji, unconvinced: Oh yeah?

Y/n: *holds Kougaiji's face in their hands*

Kougaiji: *voice breaking* I have a reputation to uphold.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Y/n: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Ichigo: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Y/n: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHAD WITH ME

Rukia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now

{anime-Bleach}

•+•

Hakkai: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Gojyo: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Goku: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Sanzo: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you people

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Y/n: *Gently taps table*

Shikamaru: *Taps back*

Naruto: What are they doing?

Hinata: Morse code.

Y/n: *Aggressively taps table*

Shikamaru: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

{anime-Naruto}

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Kiba looking at Y/n and Tsume.

Kiba: So who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon.

Tsume: I’m a knife.

Y/n:He’s the little spoon.

{anime-Wolfs Rain}

•+•

L: Y/n , we need to talk about-

Y/n: He was already dead when I got here

L: What?

Y/n: What?

{anime-death note}

•+•

Y/n: “me and Spike have that special chemistry where we can finish each other’s-“

Spike: “sentences!”

Y/n: “don’t interrupt me”

{anime-Cowboy Bebop}

•+•

Sanji: “pfft- Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.”

Zoro: “You were flirting with Y/n..”

Sanji: “and? So what? She’s my wife.”

Zoro: “you asked them if they were single.”

Sanji: “.....”

Zoro: “And then you cried when they said they weren't..”

{anime-One Piece}

•+•

Roy: WHY. why did you give Y/n a KNIFE?!

Maes: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Roy : Now I feel unsafe!

Maes: I’m sorry.

Maes: ... would you like a knife?

{anime-Fullmetal Alchemist}

•+•

Y/n: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Y/n: i became more evil if you’re curious

Iruka: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/n: i’m going to get worse on purpose

{anime-Naruto}

•+•

Y/n : I will bathe in your fear.

Sanzo': Sorry but it feels like we're being threatened by cupcake.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Maes: Do you like Y/n?

Roy: What? No, I would never.

Maes: So you wouldn’t mind if I set them up-

Roy: I will kill you with my bare hands.

{anime-Fullmetal Alchemist}

•+•

Hakkai: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before.

Y/n: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Hakkai:

Hakkai: Y/n, please do not.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Inyuasha: Don’t worry, you’ve got everything you need to defeat them.

Y/n: The power to believe in myself?

Inyuasha: No, a Sword.

Inyuasha: Stab them.

{anime-Inyuasha}

•+•

Hatori: I’ve lied to every girl I said “I love you” to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I’ve never actually been in love before.

Y/n: Aww, I didn’t know that, Hatori. I’m kind of flattered—

Hatori: Yeah, it was eating me up inside so I called them each individually and told them I never loved them.

Y/n: Okay, that just seems unnecessary.