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Rin: Haru... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Haru: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Rin: Rin: I wrote sanitize, Haru.

Rin: Haru was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Haru: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Rin: Haru, you ate a chair.

Mine, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Ayame, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Shigure: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Kyo: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Tohru isn’t

Rin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Kyo: I'm a knife. Tohru, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Store Worker: Would a Ms, Rin please come to the front desk? Rin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Haru and Momiji Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Haru and Momiji, simultaneously: We got lost :( Rin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Kyo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Tohru : >:O language Yuki: Yeah watch your fucking language Haru: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUKI THE FUCK WORD? Rin : 'The fuck word'. Momiji: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Yuki: Oh my god they censored it Rin : Say fuck, Momiji. Haru: Do it, Momiji. Say fuck.

Kyo: Rules are made to be broken. Yuki: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Haru: Uh, piñatas. Momiji: Glow sticks. Tohru: Karate boards. Rin: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Kyo: Rules. Yuki:

Kyo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Yuki: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Kyo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Haru: Actually I did the math, Yuki would have $225, not $0.15. Yuki: I’m right here.... Momiji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Kyo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Momiji: Sorry I only have a dollar Kyo: fuck u Haru: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Yuki would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Momiji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Haru: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Tohru: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Haru: Apply juice to what Rin: Directly to the forehead Yuki: Great chat everyone

Tohru: Rin, can I talk to you for a second? Rin: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kyo are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Tohru: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Rin: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Tohru: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Rin: Absolutely not.

Kakeru: *Accidentally hits Yuki in the face* Kakeru: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Kakeru: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Yuki : What’s wrong with you?!

Kakeru: I made tea. Yuki : I don’t want tea. Kakeru: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Yuki : Then why are you telling me? Kakeru: It is a conversation starter. Yuki : That’s a lousy conversation starter. Kakeru: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Haru: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Yuki : What did you do? Haru: Nobody died. Yuki : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Yuki: Haru... Haru: Oh no, 'Haru' in b-flat. Haru: You're disappointed.

Rin: You often use humor to deflect trauma Haru: Thank you Momiji: She didn't say that was a good thing Haru: What I'm hearing is, you both think I'm funny

Haru: I wasn’t that drunk last night. Momiji: You were flirting with Rin Haru: So what? She’s my partner. Momiji: You asked her if her were single. Haru: Momiji: And then you cried when she said she weren't.

Rin: We need a distraction. Haru: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Momiji, whispering: My time has come

Hatori: This is such a bad idea. Shigure: Then why are you coming along? Hatori: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Shigure: How's the sexiest person here~? Hatori: I don't know- Ayame, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Hatori, driving Haru and Momiji: So how was your day? Momiji: We almost got surprise adopted! Hatori: What? Haru: We almost got kidnapped. Hatori: Oh, okay. Hatori: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

#Fruits Basket #fruits basket incorrect quotes #kyo sohma #Rin Sohma #Hatsuharu Sohma #Yuki Sohma #momiji sohma #Tohru Honda #hatori sohma #shigure sohma #ayame sohma #mine kuramae #Kyoru #yukeru #kakeru manabe #rin x haru #tohrin

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Ngl I hope this how Maggie finds out bc this is adorable. Plus I miss Maggie and Amelia’s sisterhood and banter

Amelia: Wow. This parking job is about as straight as I am.

Maggie: I don't know whether to acknowledge the fact that you just came out to me, or that you just insulted your own parking.

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Kai: I lost Amelia.

Meredith: How did you LOSE Amelia??

Kai: To be fair, she's very small.

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Pov Haru walks in to Yuki’s student council room and finds Yuki looking at a hickey (one he got from his secret boyfriend Kakeru)

Haru: what are you doing?

Yuki jumps: AHHH WHAT THE HELL?!

Haru comes in and faces him: you good?

Yuki: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STARING?

Haru: two seconds, is that a hickey?

Yuki blushing; n- no

Haru: you sure?

Yuki: Uh yeah I don’t have a hickey, that’s uh- Kyo threw his mochi at me

Haru; why?

Yuki; I pranked it…. with chives

Haru: you put chives in Mochi?

Yuki: …..

Haru: …..

Yuki; correct

Haru: Yuki

Yuki: yeah?

Haru: you’re a terrible liar

Yuki: I am not

Haru: who gave you the hickey, did you give in to your fan girls love for you and get laid ;)

Yuki; NO I DID NOT

Haru; then uh, who did it, cuz it certainly wasn’t me

Yuki; why would it be you?

Haru: bc I love you :)

Yuki; YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

Haru; and do you-

Yuki; NO I DONT

Haru: I’m not gonna lie, that doesn’t look very- lady lip like

Yuki; excuse me?

Haru: I have a hickey on my collarbone right now and it doesn’t look very similar to yours

Yuki; maybe, just maybe, ITS BECAUSE RIN DIDNT GIVE IT TO ME YOU HORNY COW

Haru: then who did it?

Yuki: NON OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS

Momiji entering; what is it with all the yelling?

Haru: Yuki got a hickey

Momiji laughs; haha nice

Haru: I know right join the club!

Yuki; Momiji has a hickey!

Momiji; no but Kyo does

Yuki: UGHHEJEJENE WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

Momiji: Don’t worry I’m jealous too

Yuki; I DONT WANNA DATE MISS HONDA! I HAVE A BOY- I mean I like being single

Haru; boyfriend????

Yuki panicked: No

Haru: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OMG IM SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Yuki; I’m going to cut you from my life

Haru: *intense fanboying*

Momiji; 👁👄👁

#fruits basket #hatsuharu sohma #yuki sohma #momiji sohma #yuki and kakeru #kakeru manabe

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I’m really glad that Isuzu is doing better and I love how protective Hatsuharu is after all she’s been through.

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Mutsuki: Why does mommy wear make up?

Yuki: to look pretty

Mutsuki: but she’s already pretty

Machi: awww

Mutsuki to Yuki: you should wear make up

#fruits basket #yuki souma #machi kuragi #mutsuki sohma

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Ben: *chokes on something*

Yaz: Jeez, Ben, don't die on us.

Ben: Don’t tell me what to do.

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Ben: *coughs blood*

Yaz: Don't die, Ben!

Ben: I’ll die whenever the hell I want!

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Haru: *kisses Rin’s neck*

Rin: what is this?

Haru: affection

Rin: disgusting

Haru:

Rin:

Rin: do it again

#haru sohma #rin sohma #rin x haru #fruits basket funny moments #fruits basket

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The film ratatouille, but

Yuki and Kakeru

Yuki can cook and Kakeru is the awful chef.

#fruits basket funny moments #kakeru manabe #yuki and kakeru #yuki sohma #fruits basket

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Hiro in a nutshell.

#fruits basket #hiro sohma #fruits basket funny moments

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Best boys 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Jefferson: New year, same me. Because I’m perfect

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If Yuki and Kakeru were Peraltiago…

Yuki opens his door and see Kakeru: Oh hey

Kakeru; hey, I know we’re not together but I wanted to talk about someone about us and some of my problems, and then I realized, the only person I wanted to talk about that stuff with is you

Yuki: oh!

Kakeru: yeah, so screw just being student councils members or friends. I wanna be with you

Yuki smiles; I wanna be with you too

Kakeru smiles back

Haru putting his hands on each of their shoulders: we did guys

Kakeru: oh, Haru is here

Yuki: yeah….

Haru; just kiss, forget I’m even here

Yuki: get out

Haru: *thumbs up* Okay

#fruits basket #kakeru manabe #yuki and kakeru #yuki sohma #hatsuharu sohma

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Haru: People should have fun. I will make people happy, right Yuki? We’re friends

Yuki: yes. I guess

Haru: :) yay *falls in love*

Yuki: *unreciprocated*

Haru: ;( oh well. He’s still my best friend

Rin: *gets hurt*

Haru: 🥺 oh no I’ll help you

Haru: *falls in love*

Haru: fuck

#fruits basket #hatsuharu sohma #rin sohma #yuki sohma #rin x haru

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The fruits basket guys buying tampons and pads for their family members or girlfriends and how they act towards the situation

Hatori: no expression and would buy bonus chocolate

Shigure: buys lots wine while doing so

Ayame: makes a gift basket of pads and tampons, including flower scented soap

Kureno: Buys exactly what you asked for.

Kyo: Complains but does it anyways

Yuki: Blushes the entire time but offers to cook to make up for it

Haru: Buys what’s asked for and provides cuddles

Momiji: pays for the pads and kisses foreheads when the cramps come.

Hiro: Is silent and has no words. Will be nice on the cycle tho

#fruits basket #hatsuharu sohma #Yuki Sohma #kyo sohma #Shigure Sohma #Hatori Sohma #Ayame Sohma #Hiro Sohma #kureno sohma #momiji sohma

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Imagine if I infinity war, fruits basket

For anyone who doesn’t know what that means, I’m gonna pull a thanos and have half the fb characters snap and come back five years later.

#haru sohma #kakeru manabe #machi kuragi #fruits basket #momiji sohma #kyo sohma #shigure sohma #fruits basket fanfiction #fruits basket kureno #hatori sohma #ayame sohma #yuki sohma #tohru honda #kyoru #yuchi #rin x haru #akigure #marvel crossover