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[incorrect-multiverse]

Lucifer: She does the detecting, I do the insulting.

Chloe: Consulting.

Lucifer: That too.

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[dereksreid]

reid: you know, morgan, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

morgan: ...

morgan: are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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[incorrectdevilquotes]

Linda: Why is when something happens it's always you three?

Chloe, Lucifer, and Maze: ...

Chloe: Believe me, Linda. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.

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[universal-quoteland]

Time for some incorrect quotes ~

Chloe: *walks in to the penthouse* Hey , just doble checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, am dying to go to that new place like i ca-...

Lucifer: *blinks twice confused like a lost puppy*

Chloe: oh, sorry ... Ehem...Dinner , tomorrow , ME! *says doing childlike movements with her hands*

Lucifer: YEEEAAHHH!!! *claps happily*

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[i-might-be-vanny]

Chloe: *answers her ringing phone* Decker.

Lucifer: Why hello, my dick-destroying detective~

Chloe: *spits out her coffee*

Rory: *does the same, coughing on it*

Chloe: *slams down her mug* WHAT-

Rory: THE-

Chloe: FUCK-

Rory: DAD!

Lucifer: Language, everyone!

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[deckerstartrash]

Man: *approaches Chloe*

Lucifer: *Hisses* My Chloe

Man: Tf? *backs off*

Chloe: Did... you just hiss at him?

Lucifer: *holding her possessively* Maybe

(Sorry I've been gone forever lol but can't wait for S6!)

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[deckerstarincorrectquotes]

Linda: Top reasons to get married?

Lucifer: Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knocking someone out in one punch.

Linda: ...

Lucifer: And love, I guess.

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[very-correct-lucifer]

Lucifer: sometimes I wish i could be you

Chloe: aww.. but why?

Lucifer: so I could look at myself from behind

Chloe:

Lucifer: ......i’ve been told i have a neat arse

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[awhwhatthehell]

*2 seconds later*

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[incorrect-multiverse]

Lucifer: Alright, so you and I are married.

Chloe: We are not married.

Lucifer: It’s pretend.

Chloe: I don’t want to pretend.

Lucifer: Scared you’ll like it?

Chloe: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Suspect: Are you two like this all the time?

Both: Yes.

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[themindofmany]

Ella: *points to nun* “Hey look, it’s a nun on the run.”

Lucifer: “In the name of the Holy Spirit, you go sister!”

Nun: “Amen!!”

Lucifer: “Amen!”

Ella: “I wonder why she’s running?”

Lucifer: *shrugs* “Late for mass?”

Chloe: *running after nun* “Lucifer! Don’t just stand there, help me catch the nun!”

Dan: *winded* “Get back here!”

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[incorrectdevilquotes]

Lucifer: I am not needy.

Chloe: You called me at 3 am to make sure I still loved you.

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[potterandpromises]

Lucifer: Can you tuck me in?

Chloe: You handed me a shovel???

Lucifer: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can.

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[the-queen-of-giving-up]

Chloe, walking in an seeing lucifer standing on the counter: why the hell are you standing on the counter?!

Lucifer, affronted: DeTecTiVe This iS LA I cAN Stand WHERE I DAMN PLEASE. I-

Chloe, cutting him off: alright where’s the spider lucifer?

Lucifer, pointing at the ground: 🥺 there it’s really big...

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[i-might-be-vanny]

Lucifer: Did you just jump into fire for me?

Chloe: What? No! Shut up!

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[deckerstartrash]

Chloe: I love you

Lucifer: I love me too

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