200 FOLLOWERS 💞💞
I just want to take a moment to thank you all for following me and for reading my stories about Stiles. It’s such a bing honor to hit 200 followers ❤️ I love you all!! Feel free to send me asks and submissions!! I’d appreciate that a lot!! Take care y’all
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Incorrect obey me! Mc being hectic-
Mc: "SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN-"
Satan: "Explain what mc?"
Mc: "WHY DEMON MEN THAT ARE OLDER THAN ME ARE SO HOT BUT ALSO SO WHOLESOME AND NEED THERAPY?!!"
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞
Mammon: "Eh? Well of course I'm hot, Mc... Yeah...-"
Levi: "A.. A yucky otaku like me.. Hot? Pfft, no..-"
Satan: "I wouldn't necessarily say I'm hot mc."
Asmodeus: "well yes, I'm absolutely beautiful.. But thank you Mc dear!"
Beelzebub: "Hm? Oh, thank you Mc" 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜
Belphegor: "Hmmm? ... Oh thanks mc."
Lucifer: "MC, do you have to yell?"
Mc: "I swear to god you just completely proved my point-"
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Asmo: What time is it?
Mammon: I don't know pass me that saxophone and I'll find out.
Mammon: [blows saxophone loudly]
Lucifer,shouting at the top of his lungs: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT 2AM.
Mammon: It's 2am
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Fantastic three incorrect quotes
From a bunch of different generators and my own ideas mashed together.
Lucifer : Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Barbatos ’*
Diavolo : Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*
Diavolo: Lucifer is playing hard to get.
Diavolo: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of
Diavolo: Hey I just got a pet rat, what should I name it?
Barbatos: You did WHAT?!
Lucifer: Name it Barbatos Jr.
Lucifer : Barbatos , you know we love Diavolo. He's a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Lucifer : But I think he might be a fucking idiot.
Barbatos, first meeting Dia: I’ve only had Diavolo for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
*the brothers do something embarrassing in public*
Diavolo : We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Lucifer : No, we are mad.
Diavolo : Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Lucifer : No, we’re not!
Diavolo : I am not a mind reader, Lucifer!
Diavolo : *is visibly upset*
Lucifer : Diavolo , what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Barbatos : Diavolo isn’t answering my messages.
Lucifer : Allow me.
Barbatos : I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Diavolo : *replying to message* Hello.
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MC: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Lucifer: Those are wanted posters!
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what if obey me intro had jujutsu kaisen's theme song
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Lucifer: I made tea.
Satan: I don’t want tea.
Lucifer: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Satan: Then why are you telling me?
Lucifer: It is a conversation starter.
Satan: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Lucifer: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Lucifer: Why are you naked?
Mc: I don't have any clothes!
Lucifer,opening their closet: You have a ridiculous amount of clothes, Mc. This shirt, this sweater, oh Mammon, these pants,
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Mc: Are we dating?
Lucifer:*spits out drink*
Lucifer: What? No-
Mc: You called me "my love" and "sweetheart" this morning!
Lucifer:*nervous laughter* I call all my friends that.
Diavolo:*tearing up* Well you never called me that!!
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[Inspired by this vid: https://youtu.be/4xrS5NEBKjU]
Diavolo: *Reacting to obey me tumblr with lucifer* Dude, look how silly this is!
Lucifer: My god...
Dia: *sees dialuci fanart* Oh- oH, OH. Ohhhhh- *wheeze*
Luci: *gets up and storms out*
Dia: *while holding in laughter* Lucifer, don't leave..! LUCIFERRR! I LOVE YOU!
Luci: NO. I'M FUCKING DONE. I'M FUCKING DONE.
Dia: No you're not!
Luci: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dia: *dying laughing*
Luci: IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN!
Luci: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Luci: YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "WhEn Am I wIlLiNg To PuT uP wItH iT?" NOT FUCKING THIS!
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Y/N: When do I get my own gun?
Clint: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.
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- if you had to take a shot for everytime you made a bad decision,how high or sober would you be?
lucifer: I'd be sober.
belphegor: I'd be drunk.
Solomon: I'd probably pass out.
mammon: I'd be dead.
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Lucifer: where are you?
Mammon: in debt
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Pierce, pointing gun at Lucifer: See you in hell
Lucifer: Are you asking me on a date?
Pierce: What? N—
Lucifer: I accept. I'll pick you up.
Pirce: I'll fuckin' kill you. How about this, huh?
Lucifer: Yeah, sure. As long as I get to see you.
Pierce: Ohh for once in your life just shut up.
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Lucifer: I'm crying because of you!
Lucifer: Now is NOT the time for pet names, Marky.
Pierce: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you, you idiot.
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Lucifer: What are you two doing here? You're not suppose to be here.
Belphie: Not to worry. We have a permit. Satan, show him.
Lucifer: This just says, "I can do whatever the hell I want."
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Belphie: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?
Mc: I saw you.
Belphie: Honestly,thats so sweet,but it's kinda makes this awkward cause I was going to show you a painting of Lucifer as a dog.
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"Mammon, I'm your big brother. I'll never be impressed with you." -Lucifer
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Satan: If I have 3 cursed discs and you wanted 1, how many would I have left?
Satan: No, still 3. Why the hell would I give you one?
Lucifer: ...If Diavolo adopted 7 kittens and you want one, how many would he have left?
Lucifer: No, still 7. Why the hell would I let Diavolo let you adopt one?
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In A Universe Where Edward Is Bulletproof
Edward: *gets shot*
Edward, glaring at the cop who shot him: You... you realise what you just did?
Cop, horrified: I, I-
Edward: *angrily pokes a finger through the hole in his suit*
Edward: You just ruined a perfectly good Burberry!
Edward: What kind of monster are you?!
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