Hazbin Hotel Quote #8
Lilith: My hands are cold.
Lucifer: Here, let me hold them.
Lilith: My lips are cold too.
Lucifer: *covers Lilith's mouth with their hand*
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Linda: Why is when something happens it's always you three?
Chloe, Lucifer, and Maze: ...
Chloe: Believe me, Linda. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.
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*Amenadiel and Pierce are arguing*
Amenadiel: Yeah, like your family's so perfect! Your brother's a pervert!
Pierce: Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, what about YOUR brother?
Amenadiel: My brother has been through a lot...
Pierce: ...yeah, of dick!
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Time for some incorrect quotes ~
Chloe: *walks in to the penthouse* Hey , just doble checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, am dying to go to that new place like i ca-...
Lucifer: *blinks twice confused like a lost puppy*
Chloe: oh, sorry ... Ehem...Dinner , tomorrow , ME! *says doing childlike movements with her hands*
Lucifer: YEEEAAHHH!!! *claps happily*
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Pierce: I envy you, baby, your life looks so chill...
Lucifer: Chill? You have no idea how my life looks like... Bus! 👏 Club! 👏 Another club! 👏 Another club! 👏 Plane! 👏 Next place! 👏
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LUCIFER: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgment. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?
MORPHEUS: I am hope. Well, light bringer it's your turn. What is it that kills hope?
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@chaoticace2005
It's supposed to be "I have a life" but it was like 1am when I med dis I really tired. 😅
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Charlie: If I fall…
Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you.
Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall?
Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Lucifer: *watches these two interactions*
Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall?
Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Okay prob the last one with the incorrect quote generator
I love lucifer smm
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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!
Alastor: *Falls over*
Lucifer: The poison is kicking in
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Hazbin Hotel Quote #2
Lilith: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Lucifer: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…
Adam: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!
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Lucifer: I am not needy.
Chloe: You called me at 3 am to make sure I still loved you.
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Malcolm:*giving Raphael the sternest look that he can* We are doing this by the book. I can't have you terrorizing him.
Raphael:*pretending to be hurt* I would never!
Malcolm:*narrowing his eyes* Or threatening to tear his arms off.
Raphael:*rolling his eyes* That happened ONE time.
Malcolm:*setting his hands on his hips* Or hanging him from a window.
Raphael:*hand over his heart and one held up* I solemnly swear that the man's feet will remain firmly on the ground.
Malcolm:*nods and smiles slightly before turning to go into the apartment*
Suspect:*tossed out the window screaming all the way down*
Raphael:*stares at the dead dude* Just to be clear, that wasn't me.
Malcolm:...
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Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)
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Alastor: did it hurt
Lucifer: what
Alastor: when you fell from heaven
Lucifer: yeah, actually, it was really painful
Alastor:
Alastor: good.
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