#incorrect arc of a scythe

[jaffa54]

Rowan: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. 

Citra: Those are wanted posters

#arc of a scythe #incorrect arc of a scythe #rowan damisch #citra terranova #scythe lucifer #scythe anastasia

[moony2moon]

Arc of a Scythe Incorrect quotes pt 3 Aka Me Seeing How Many Tags I Can Slap Onto a Single Post pt 3

Faraday: I have a new hoodie.

Curie: Wrong. WE have a new hoodie.

Citra: Why are your tongues purple?

Faraday: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Curie: I had a red one.

Citra: Oh.

Citra: OH.

Rowan: You drank each other's slushies?

Citra: Ya'll always talk about E-boy this and E-girl that, but no one wants to talk about the E-conomy. Marican capitalism is a fundamentally flawed system-

Constantine: BEHOLD! The field in which I grow my f*cks! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it BARREN!

Mandela: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Citra: Theft.

Curie: Disturbing the peace.

Faraday: Aggravated assut.

Morrison: Arson

Rowan. All the above. In that order, probably.

Goddard: You know what? You're in timeout! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!!!

Rowan: *Climbing on top of the refrigerator* THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!

Greyson: *Alone in his room and talking to the Thunderhead* You are my da-ad! YOU'RE MY DAD! Boogy woogy-woogy!

Volta: Do not come over to my room. If the room is on fire, you may knock once, if I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Greyson: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Thunderhead: Your life?

Greyson: I- well, yes, but-

Scythe ocs Incorrect quotes!

Newton: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Bly: Even better!

Newton: What the f*ck did you-

Bly: *Holds up chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Bly: Honk.

Newton: WHAT?

Bly: HONK!

Newton: WHAT THE F*CK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME, YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH*T!!?

#arc of a scythe #scythe #thunderhead #the toll #incorrect quotes #ocs #scythe faraday #scythe curie #citra terranova #scythe anastasia #rowan damisch #rowan #scythe lucifer #scythe constantine #scythe morrison #scythe goddard #greyson tolliver #scythe volta #scythe mandela #scythe bly #scythe newton

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Scythe Characters As Weird Shit My Friends And I Say Because I Can

Curie, standing on a stepladder: You don't have to be straight, the clock has to be straight.

Citra: Well that's rude. The clock can be whatever it wants to be.

Rowan: Let the clock love who it wants to love!

Rand: I was just giving a detailed explanation of how you suck it.

Volta: I'm gonna crash this fucking car.

Chomsky: Sometimes you just gotta do it and see what happens.

Volta: You knew what would happen! It blew up!

Mentor! Faraday: She's attacking me!

Apprentice! Curie: I'm hugging you.

Rowan: Do-nut order donuts.

Citra: I hate you.

Goddard: My god, Xenocrates! There's a fuck you!

Tyger: Wow, my head really just flew across the room.

Rand: I'm taking your silence as a sign I should kill the child.

Rowan, to Citra: Did you die? Guess I'll die too.

Greyson, gesturing proudly at Jeri: Nonbinary noodle!

Faraday, in the middle of a thought: -ledge.

Munira: Ledge?

Faraday, nodding: Ledge.

#scythe #arc of a scythe #scythe curie #scythe faraday #curaday #citra terranova #rowan damisch #scythe goddard #scythe rand #scythe volta #scythe chomsky #greyson tolliver #jerico soberanis #munira atrushi #lynnyx does shit other than the owl house #yes #it's possible #incorrect quotes #weird shit my friends and I say

[the-lem0n-b0y]

Volta: Go and ask Goddard for $10 or else I'll punch you in the head and maybe add a bit of cyber-bullying

Rowan: I'm on an overdraft with Goddard right now how about $5 and you drop the cyber-bullying

Volta: How about $7.50 and I don't add a noogie in as well

Rowan: Will you take dollar bills and quarters?

Goddard: Alessandro, just ask me for $10 why are you dragging him into this

Volta: Because he lets me

Rowan: I have an option?

Volta: You're getting a black eye

#rowan damisch #scythe lucifer #scythe volta #rip #arc of a scythe #scythe book #scythe #i miss him #aoas #scythe goddard #incorrect quotes #scythe incorrect quotes #arc of a scythe incorrect quotes

[penguinparty88]

Constantine: Hey Faraday.

Faraday: *punches Constantine in the stomach*

Constantine: What the fuck?

Faraday: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Constantine: What the fuck are you talking about?

Faraday: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Constantine: I'm not pregnant!

Faraday: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Constantine: I was never pregnant, Faraday!

Faraday: Are... you sure?

Constantine: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Curie: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Faraday: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Curie: *punches Constantine in the stomach*

Constantine: AW, MOTHERFU--

#arc of a scythe #scythe curie #scythe faraday #scythe constantine #hs curie #scythe #aoas #incorrect quotes

[scyyyyythe177]

Aoas characters as incorrect quotes

Rowan : Talk dirty to me, baby~

Citra : The dishes.

Rowan : Wh-

Citra : They have been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I asked you to do it several times.

Constantine : So...I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with Faraday recently.

Curie : No, Constantine, it's not what it loooks like, I swear.

Constantine : Oh really ? So no reason for me to be jealous ?

Curie : No ! You're the only one for me !

Constantine : Is that so ?

Curie : I promise ! Faraday and I are just dating, okay ? He's my partner.

Constantine : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved ?

Curie : You are still my one and only best friend ! He's just the love of my life, nothing more !

Constantine : But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right ?

Curie : Of course bro !

Constantine : Bro...

Faraday : What the-

Greyson : Why is everyone so obessed with top or bottom ? Honestly, I'd just be so excited to have a bunk bed.

Citra : I'm gonna tell him.

Jerico : Don't you dare.

Constantine : I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Meir : I sleep with a knife.

Curie : Both of you are pathetic

Constantine : Oh yeah ? What do you sleep with ?

Curie : Faraday.

Greyson : That's ridiculous. Jerico doesn't have a crush on me.

Citra : Yes they do.

Morrisson : Yes they do.

Jerico : Yes I do.

Jerico : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Greyson *step on a caterpillar and proceed to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Jerico : That one. I want that one.

#arc of a scythe moodboard #incorrect quotes #scythe #scythe faraday #scythe curie #scythe constanine #greyson tolliver #jerico soberanis #rowan damisch #citra terranova

[lunar-lurker]

Rowan: What did you do with Tyger's body?

Scythe Rand: What didn’t I do with the body?

Rowan:

Scythe Rand: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I burned and scattered his remains. 

#arc of a scythe #scythe rand #rowan damisch #tyger salazar #arc of a scythe incorrect quotes

[beautyofattolia]

Citra: Rowan says “I love you” weird.

Greyson: How?

Citra: Watch this. Rowan, I love you.

Rowan: I would kill for you.

#arc of a scythe #citra terranova #scythe anastasia #greyson tolliver #rowan damisch #scythe lucifer #rowan x citra #funny #incorrect quotes #my post #Rowan has no chill y'all #he shows his love for Citra by burning down cities #he is a soft boi yes but also a soft boi who commits murder #Citra loves him but she is also concerned #Greyson is just over it tbh

[granddame-of-death]

Rowan: I'm not going to.

Citra: Come on, its just school, it'll take up 7 hours and then you'll be home.

Rowan: But its a product of institition and I wiLL NOT STAND FOR IT.

Citra: I'll buy you McDonald's after school if you go?

Rowan: ...only if you get me a McFlurry.

#arc of a scythe #scythe #the toll #thunderhead #citra terranova #citra x rowan #rowan damisch #curie x faraday #scythe faraday #faraday x curie #scythe curie #neal shusterman #scythe lucifer #scythe anastasia #incorrect scythe #munira atrushi

[loftwingsuarus]

I love banter and these characters are just in my head all the time All The Time

~~~

Rowan: You’re really good at cooking

Citra: I make things besides depression meals

(Rowan makes a face like he’s in trouble)

Citra (joking): You’re forcing me into gender roles here

Rowan: Sorry. I’ll wear a dress next time

~~~

This one is specifically for whoever headcanons both citra and rowan as trans

~~~

(They’re still apprentices)

Citra: Shit- I got blood on my shirt

Rowan: Just soak it in cold water. It’ll come out.

Citra: What?

Rowan: What?

Citra (suspicious): How do you know that?

Rowan: How do you not know that?

Faraday: I didn’t know that.

Rowan: How do you not know that!?

Faraday: My dry-cleaning is free.

#scythe #arc of a scythe #incorrect quotes are popular because 99% of the human race is not funny and that includes me #Well I mean I'm funny but in a social context #I love being popular in real life but then I log on and become like a fucking fanfic writer #Embrace mediocrity #take a nap #myposts

[jaffa54]

Faraday: *pulls a cup of water from nowhere*

Rowan: where did you get that?

Faraday: my pocket

Citra: how do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Faraday: skills

#incorrect arc of a scythe #scythe faraday #rowan damisch #citra terranova

[moony2moon]

Oh hey, I guess we're doing a part four now for some reason- (Arc of a Scythe Incorrect Quotes because yes)

Rowan: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Your Honor?

Goddard: No.

Volta: I do!

Rowan: I know, Volta.

Volta: I'm sad...

Rowan: I know, Volta.

Esme: Why do people complain about being fat, I mean, what if someone wants to slash your throat? HAHA! TRY FINDING IT NOW SUCKA'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddard: *Walking onto patio* First it was the maintenance man, and now *Points to a pot of basil on it's side* IT WAS GOD WHO F*CKED MY BAISIL!!!

Tyger: *Kicks the door down* MMmmm ma'dam! What if we perform an unholy act at the hour of midnight? HA HA HA HA! *Turns to leave* I joke.

Rand: *Just standing there*

Tyger: *Whips back around* BUT ON THE CONTRARY!!!

Greyson: *Getting attacked by Morrison* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thunderhead: Pardon?

Citra: HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Goddard: I did not! MR MORRISON, SEND HER TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HER EXPELLED!!!

Citra: *Smacks Goddard*

Faraday: Story Time! It was common law that a flower be presented to the loveliest lass- *Giving rose to Curie*

Citra: *Takes the rose* Well of course that's me.

Unsavories: You think you're tough?

Slayd: Oh yeah... *Brushes teeth*

Unsavories: *Stares in confusion*

Slayd: *Pulls out bottle of orange juice*

Unsavories: No... *Backs up*

Slayd: *Chugs it*

Unsavories: *Runs of screaming* STAY AWAY!!!!!!

Rowan: When I think about my worries, and I think about my strife, this is what I simply say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

#arc of a scythe #scythe #thunderhead #the toll #aoas #incorrect quotes #rowan #rowan damisch #scythe lucifer #scythe goddard #scythe volta #esme #tyger salazar #scythe rand #greyson tolliver #scythe morrison #citra terranova #scythe anastasia #scythe faraday #scythe curie #slayd bridger

[tonitheloftwing]

Thunderhead, gesturing to Citra, Rowan, and Greyson: These are my three girlfriends. And yes, the smoke weed.

#Arc of a scythe #scythe #thunderhead #the toll #incorrect quotes #incorrect aoas #incorrect quote #greyson tolliver #scythe anastasia #citra terranova #scythe lucifer #rowan damisch

[the-lem0n-b0y]

Citra: I’d die for you.

Rowan: Aww, and I killed for you.

Citra: That’s sweet- wait, you mean would, right?

Rowan:

Citra:

Rowan: Well…

Citra: Right??

#incorrect quotes #scythedom #scythe incorrect quotes #arc of a scythe #scythe #scythe lucifer #scythe anastasia #rowan x citra #rowan damisch #citra terranova

[penguinparty88]

Arc of a Scythe Incorrect Quotes

Scythe Faraday : Croissants: dropped

Scythe Constantine : Road: works ahead

Scythe Curie : BBQ sauce: on my titties

Citra: Shavacado: fre

Rowan : Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Thunderhead:

Thunderhead, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Scythe Curie : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Scythe Faraday : >:O language

Scythe Constantine : Yeah watch your fucking language

Scythe Mandela : OKAY WHO TAUGHT SCYTHE CONSTANTINE THE FUCK WORD?

Scythe Anastasia : 'The fuck word'.

Thunderhead: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Scythe Faraday : Oh my god they censored it

Scythe Constantine : Say fuck, Thunderhead.

Scythe Curie : Do it, Thunderhead. Say fuck.

#aoas #arc of a scythe #scythe constanine #scythe #scythe curie #scythe faraday #scythe Mandela #citra terranova #scythe anastasia #scythe lucifer #thunderhead

[arcofacatboy]

Rand: Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth? So avant-garde, what a pioneer!

Curie, in the background: God, she doesn't know anything about the history of women.

#arc of a scythe #incorrect quotes #scythe rand #scythe curie #scythe #thunderhead #the toll