#incorrect quotes are popular because 99% of the human race is not funny and that includes me

[loftwingsuarus]

I love banter and these characters are just in my head all the time All The Time

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Rowan: You’re really good at cooking

Citra: I make things besides depression meals

(Rowan makes a face like he’s in trouble)

Citra (joking): You’re forcing me into gender roles here

Rowan: Sorry. I’ll wear a dress next time

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This one is specifically for whoever headcanons both citra and rowan as trans

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(They’re still apprentices)

Citra: Shit- I got blood on my shirt

Rowan: Just soak it in cold water. It’ll come out.

Citra: What?

Rowan: What?

Citra (suspicious): How do you know that?

Rowan: How do you not know that?

Faraday: I didn’t know that.

Rowan: How do you not know that!?

Faraday: My dry-cleaning is free.

#scythe #arc of a scythe #incorrect quotes are popular because 99% of the human race is not funny and that includes me #Well I mean I'm funny but in a social context #I love being popular in real life but then I log on and become like a fucking fanfic writer #Embrace mediocrity #take a nap #myposts