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laulo821 · 3 months
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Here, have some rohlíky!
(honestly I think they're kinda average lol - but if they're wholemeal!! that's another thing, much much better imo)
thamk you
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very g ood. yu m
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guess what not only did i see my mom ( who i haven't seen in a year today ) SAMMIE GASVE ME FREE SOUP ( HOMEMADE, HOMEMADE HERBS ETC ) WITH HOMEMADE BREAD!!! i cannot wait to eat it tomorrow i was sad today i felt lonely like no one could ever love me and this day did a 360 i love being loved its fine i don't have a boyfriend and i shouldn't make up bad scenarios >:(since it gives me a headache and makes e sad to think about myself getting hurt peace lov happiness
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the-fandom-abyss · 1 year
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aww you’re so cuteee! i’m doing good! i just made banana bread!
how are you cutie? 🥰🥰🥰💛💛
- big 🐝
m cute?! not e, dat s ou 🐝!!
dats ood! I lov banana bred, it s so yumi!
i m ood, m a itl sad bu don nos y 🤷🏻‍♀️
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n0ct0urn1quet · 3 years
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@fuckshitassbitchcockballs relationship goals
#i love me a good *heart emoji* *heart emoji* *heart emoji* mixed in with *bread emoji* and amogus#JKSDHJKDHKJDE#also hey bro so like um not to be gay or needy or anything but um u should maybe gaypst about me too pherherpas......#I MEAN if u dont want to thas okaeye u dont have to bhjnKSJDBhbjbnjfnjbjhe#i jus . ykno. itd make me go :) so like idk maybe u could do that some time eventually idk i like lisetnignng to u talke abt gay shit#even if u wouldntnt have a lot 2 say or anything bjhBSDJbjhe itd still make me habbie :]#also off topic but can i jus say. that. idk why but i like that weve started genuinely saying like#seepy or cosy or seebie or comfie n words like that#idk why???? cause they're juts wacky misspellings of words?????? but idk#typing 'im seebie' is nicer than jus saying 'im sleepy' yk what i mean ????????? idk how 2 explain it#i jus like saying seebie and cosie and comfy they make me feel babie#they r jus nice wordse 2 say. like !!!! bro i am comfie seepy!!! comfy cozie seebie!!!! bhjngjhgbhjge#its the same with like saying squishe instead of squishy or saying hunny instead of honey#also ik i already said it but goffbhjfjngfbhfgbhjgffg i juts lov hearing u call me thos things#i lov hearing u call me like. hunny. and hunby or hunbie. and jus gbhfghfghhfhfg hone.y.................#like bro i dont think u understand how habby that makes me actually SBHDJNJDSKBHJE#like idk i just!!!! get all habby n stuff when u acll m e those things#i juts bgnfgjkfgnk :)#i jus lobe beingng wholesome with u bro. it jus makes me rly habbie#i lov talkgingn abt affectionate things!!!! wholesome things!!!!! just Things In General!!!!!!!#ik i dont rly have a lot to talk about sometimes but ibjjddjbjhdfbjhd i lov talking to u bestie.....#u ar a goode frend and a lovely girlf . im love u verye much and i am so verye proud of u :]#ik that kinda came out of nowhere but idk i jus wanted 2 remkind u of that. jus waned 2 remind u that im proud of u#ur doing great honey i am verye proude of u . *mwah* an extra kis... for my she :]#anyways!!!!!! u should proly go seebie cosie now and i should prolly also go seebie cosie too cause hghghggh i got that big fuckin#test to take at school tomorrow so thats fun :')#BUT anywayas!!! i love u hunibie!!! ill see u tomorrow goodnite!!!!! *mmmmmmmmmmwah* !!!! :)!!! <3
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catallarii · 6 years
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attracted.
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hellsgayngels · 4 years
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bread gremlin brain has been activated
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meltingpotimagines · 3 years
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Boyfriend!Deku
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this boy is such a loving, considerate cutie you cannot convince me he wouldn’t be the greatest boyfriend esp to ochaco
but i digress
stumbled over his words and rambled when he asked you out
“i- i know i’m not as c-cool as k-kacchan or as handsome as t-todorki but i th-think you’re reallycoolandi’dlovetotakeyououtonadate.”
poor boy was a nervous wreck
midoriya izuku i swear if you don’t finally realize how amazing you are-
his face nearly split in half with how big his grin was when you agreed to go out with him
pls he’s so cUTE i lov him
researched the best places to take someone on a date
it’s his first date he doesn’t know where to go or what to do
tried to get advice from all might but that proved to be... less than helpful
ended up going to momo bc she’s a girl she knows what girls like right?
thankfully the answer to that was yes
took you on a cute little picnic in a park
made all of the food himself
he may or may not have spent an entire day looking up recipes, trying to find the best ones
this date had to be perfect okay? he was not about to blow his possibly one and only shot bc of f o o d
luckily for him and you he may not be the world’s greatest cook but boy knows his way around the kitchen well enough
*cough*with some help from sato*cough*
scoped out the park beforehand to find the best spot
picked a magnolia tree by the pond
not too tall, provided plenty of shade, ground wasn’t too lumpy, you could even feed the ducks if you wanted
i mean who wouldn’t? their cuteness is only topped by puppies and kittens and deku
made sure to pack extra rice and grapes for the ducks bc he remembered koda ranting once about how bad bread is for them
tried to keep the conversation light and interesting by sticking to topics he’d read were good ice breakers and interesting to girls
was visibly relieved when you told him to relax and just talk about whatever he wanted
awkwardly reached for your hand walking you home
was a little stiff at the physical contact but the feeling of your hand in his brought a bright, little smile onto his face
his brain fried when you gave him a little goodnight kiss on the cheek
boy’s never blushed so hard in his l i f e
nearly imploded from all the teasing his dormmates gave him over his bright red face when he got home
he’s the type to make this elaborate plan for every special occasion
your birthday, anniversaries, valentine’s day
they’re called s p e c i a l occasions for a reason ofc he’s going to make sure they’re as special as he can possibly make them
somehow manages to top himself every year even tho the past year was so extravagant like izuku w h e r e are you getting the inspiration for all of this-
wants to know everything about you, down to the smallest detail
your favorite color? your favorite song? your favorite snack? 
your childhood memories are his favorite bc he gets to see your smile and hear your laugh as you remembering all the good times and funny moments
subconsciously takes note of the expressions you make and the way speak for different emotions
bc of that he can always tell when you’re sad, even when you’re trying your best to hide it
always there when you need to talk
he’s a deep thinker and a great listener so he’s typically the best person to go to
the touchiest lil thing
was shy at first but now openly craves it 24/7
hugs, cuddles, kisses, he wants it all
blushes when anyone makes fun of him for the pda but that won’t stop him
he has really strong emotions okay? boy needs to express them
was terrified the first time he said i love you
what if he said it too early? what if you didn’t feel the same way? what if him saying it scares you off he couldn’t bear to lose you-
‘i love you too’
stood still for a moment as his brain processed those words before grinning like the love-struck dope he is and tackling you with a hug
and i mean literally tackled
made sure to roll as you fell so he took the brunt of the fall and you ended up on top of him
not that he noticed the compromising position in his joyful bliss
he was just so happy that you love him
the most amazing person he’s ever met loves him
wow
how’d he get so lucky?
makes sure to say it all the time from then on out
‘good morning Izuku’ “good morning i love you”
‘how do i look?’ “you look beautiful i love you”
‘what do you want for lunch?’ “i don’t care i love you”
he’s a dork but he’s your dork so how can you not love it?
lowkey overprotective of you
it’s not that he doesn’t think you can take care of yourself, he just worries a little too much and never wants you to get hurt from anything
manages to keep it under control, but if anyone ever threatened you oh boy they better run bc this precious boy w i l l show them why he’s destined to be the number one hero
he may be a lil cinnamon roll but he is d e a d l y and will not hesitate to take someone down if you’re in danger
they’ll get locked up faster than bakugo can say die
he cares so much about everyone and he feels that tenfold when it comes to you
he’ll never fail to make you feel like the most special and loved person on the planet
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dokidokibook · 3 years
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This one goes out to all of my Mr. Compress simps, requested by my best friend!
Warnings : smut (18+), fingering, female oral, mentions of kidnapping/stalking, consent, little bit of blood if you squint (please enjoy!)
You two are alone in the room, abandoned by the other members of the league of villains. One regards you gently, eyeing the shackles around your wrists, successfully repressing your quirk.
"I'm sorry we had to do this, you know," he says softly. Mr. Compress always had that way about him, being more soft spoken and quieter than his teammates.
You grit your teeth and ignore the tears pooling in the corners of your eyes. It wasn't as though you could answer, though. Dabi had tied an orange bandana around your jaw. All you could do was glare at the masked villain in front of you. He didn't stay that way for long, though.
You stare in surprise as he leans down, removes his mask, and stares into your e/c eyes. It all feels so surreal. You blink in confusion. Why is he so kind to you?
"You don't belong here," he whispers. "You shouldn't be in this position."
You wait for him to untie your bandanna. He doesn't.
"To tell the truth," Mr. Compress continues. "We didn't take you with us because you overheard us-- no, it was much more than that."
His chocolate brown eyes snap towards the blank wall to your left. He grimaces. "Do you know how long I've wanted you here? I longed to kidnap you in one of my orbs and take you away from everyone you've ever known," he speaks so fast it makes your vision blur. Or, could it be the fearful tears in your eyes?
"I've been watching you for a long time. Watching, waiting, pining," he growls. "You're a tease, and you know it."
His white dress shirt is partially unbuttoned, revealing his slender frame. The dark hair that frames his face sticks out in tufts around his head. "Your drapes are usually open at night, letting me see what an angel you are when you sleep. And hear the heavenly noises you made when you couldn't."
Your cheeks instantly heat up. He'd been watching you all this time? Why does he go to such great lengths to see you? Does he know that you told the police about feeling like you were being stalked? It all makes sense.
"I spent all my time away from the LOV watching you," he continues. "Because you and I are soulmates."
He tilts your head up by your chin with his index finger. Once you two make eye contact, his face splits into a cat-like grin. "I love you, my darling. Why on earth would you tell the police about me?"
You freeze. He does know.
He clicks his tongue. "Tsk, tsk, tsk," he tuts. "I'll have to teach you a lesson, babydoll. Can't believe you would do such a naughty thing. Good girls keep their mouths shut, don't they?"
The heat grows between your legs. He's saying all the right things at the wrong time. Anyone can walk in and see you two together. Doing whatever it is you're doing.
"So I think I'll leave this bandana around your mouth. Bad girls deserve to be muzzled, don't they?"
You groan in frustration.
His hand trails up your thigh. "If you think I'm worried about one of the others walking in, I suggest you focus on the position you're in, sweetheart."
It's so dangerous, how sweetly his breath smells-- even through the gag. He smells like cinnamon bread and seawater. You can't help but sigh at the way his fingertips glide over your skin.
"Before I go any further, let it be known that I am a gentleman," he says, eyes never straying your face. "I am not anything like Dabi or Shigaraki. If you want me to stop, I'll simply go back to admiring from afar, as I did before."
It feels so wrong. But you want it to be right; you want to feel more of his ice-cold fingers skimming in and out of every crevice on your body. Even now, you shiver at the thought of him taking you in this storage room.
"Are you okay with this?" He grabs your face between his hands and forces you to make eye contact.
You nod briskly, as decisive as you possibly could be.
"Call me Sako, darling," he smiles again. "Now let's get you out of these cuffs, eh?"
NAUGHTY TIME SKIP (eheheheheheh)
You're leaning against the wooden chair you'd been chained to, Sako on his knees in front of you. His fingernails dig into the soft skin of your thigh, bound to leave crescent-shaped marks in the flesh. The moment his tongue swipes up your slit, you're hooked. His tongue swipes are agonizingly slow, teasing, and oh-so-satisfying. You wanted to grab at his hair and use his mouth to make you release, but he would never allow it.
You bite your lip and try not to scream. His index finger has found its way inside you and it's all you can do to not fall apart right then and there. He begins to go faster and faster, and you feel the warm knot in your stomach start to grow.
"Aw, my pretty baby," he drawls between mouthfuls. "Don't you wanna let go? Oh, my dear, all you have to do is ask."
He's the devil, you think idly. But your brain is turned to mush within the next few seconds as he inserts another finger.
"You're gripping me so tightly," Sako chuckles. "Should I stop?"
You bite back a moan. "No, please don't!"
He grins up at you. "Wouldn't dream of it, sweetheart. Now tell me what you want, and I'll give it to you. So simple."
"P-please," you beg. It feels diminishing to whine such a vulgar phrase at a criminal, of all people. But as he waits for your response, chocolate brown eyes boring into yours, it can't be helped. "Please let me finish."
"What's my name, darling?"
You can taste the blood on your lips after your teeth break the skin there. "Sako, please, please let me cum!"
He lifts your legs so that they rest on his shoulders. "God, you're so delicious." Sako's lips reclaim your clit and continue sucking. Soon enough, you burst into his mouth, leaving a wet trail down his chin.
"Thank you, babydoll. We'll see about letting you go-- I don't think I will."
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fluffyblaire · 3 years
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hey hey hey I am desperate for good dabihawks and/or hawks fic......care to rec some? 🙏😂
*gasp* Nonnie, thank you for asking!! I would LOVE to promote some DabiHawks and Hawks fics 🤩
Mind the ratings, everybody ✨Listed by word count~
No Place to Go by Rubien | rated E | 133k words 
✨Classic✨ canon divergence DabiHawks fic where Dabi and Hawks fall in love during Hawks’ infiltration mission. There are hundreds of fics that follow this premise considering it’s the bread & butter of this ship, but this one is my favorite of all the ones I’ve read 💕
Villains are not Immune to Perfect Boyfriend Material by lucky1025 | rated M | 83k words
Hilarious fic where Dabi (who is highly attracted to Hawks) knows Hawks is a traitor, but he can’t bring himself to tell Hawks to get lost, so he introduces Hawks to the League so one of them can tell Hawks to get lost instead. As it turns out, Dabi isn’t the only villain with eyes and a habit of wanting things that are way out of his league 👀Pining Dabi? Jealous Dabi? This fic is where it’s at 🔥 This is my absolute favorite LOV + Hawks fic 😊
cold fried chicken by meeokie & whereherbonesareburied | rated M | 70k words
Long one-shot about Hawks pining after Dabi while double agenting. Very Hawks centric and portrays his inner conflicts and shitty situation so well. This is one of those fics where Hawks abandons his mission to stay with Dabi, but it’s a very good one of those (which I find quite rare). Really beautiful prose too, the writing is just captivating 🥺✨
Wild-Eyed (And You’ve Got Me Now) by amidststars | rated M | 21k words
No Quirks AU where Touya and Keigo run away from their problems and go on a road trip together. It’s beautiful and wonderful.
and if i may just take your breath away by vitane | rated T | 14k words
University AU where Hawks and Shigaraki are flatmates and Dabi is Shigaraki’s fuckbuddy 👀 Hawks suffers and you will suffer with him. This author has written a few other DabiHawks AUs based on romantic tropes, and I highly recommend their fake dating AU and soulmate AU as well. Both tore my heart to pieces along with this one.
when you’re flying high (take my heart along) by eliestarr | rated T | 10k words
👏The DabiHawks War AU I needed in my life 👏 The existence of this fic is the only thing keeping my War AU obsessed brain from rotting and caving in on itself. It features fighter pilot Keigo and aircraft mechanic Touya, and it’s really sweet 🥺
unfolding in pools of gold by crumbsfiction | rated G | 9k words
Violinist Dabi and ballet dancer Hawks meet while they’re contracted at the same theatre. They are idiots who don’t know how to sort out their feelings when their time together is done. Very beautifully written and scratched my dancer!Hawks itch right when I needed it. 
Scapegoat by coudric | rated G | 6k words
A very comforting fic about Hawks taking responsibility after the events of the War Arc and other pros stepping in to protect him. Lots of interactions between Hawks and his pro hero colleagues and a portrayal of guilty Hawks that makes me wanna cry 🥲But it’s comforting, I promise!!!
Snapshots of a Hawk by ScarletRain1409 | rated T | 3k words
Wholesome Hawks and Tokoyami content 💗 Absolutely adorable fic, and one of my favorite portrayals of Hawks and Tokoyami’s relationship~
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coureirsix · 3 years
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you know what sucks about johnposting is i know matt ryan is just. Some White Guy but you dont understand i want to kiss ihm i lov ejohn so much. i am that friend who will dm you a picture lik e “isnt he so cute<333″ and it’s just the most wonder bread man ever. but i love him i
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muwur · 4 years
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hiii can I request hcs for Bokuto, Oikawa and Kuroo crushing on a shy s/o :3 tyyyy
crushing on a shy s/o
✧ hc’s ✧ for Bokuto, Oikawa & Kuroo
❧ gn reader
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a/n: ty for the request ! <33 idk y everytime its like headcanons mixed w scenario frjffgt i hope das ok w yall my definitions of all these intersect too much--
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Bokuto
✧ mans sometimes has trouble knowing people’s boundaries
✧ PERO bby is just being himself, we lov a king
✧ I DIGRESS. N E WAYS
✧ when he has a crush, he just wants to give you a lot of attention
✧ your shyness is just an added uwu factor to him, he craves seeing how surprised you get whenever he just so happens to pop up out of nowhere to say hi!
✧ tbh he spotted you from like a mile away and pretended like he needed to go in the same direction just so he could talk to you--
✧ doesn’t hesitate to compliment you! will ask if you did anything different (you: “not really” ) and then always says “you always look great, anyway, no need to change anything!”
✧ invites you to his games, hyping up his team and insisting that if you come, he’ll play even better because of your support
✧ has to control himself from leaping with happiness and giving you a hug when you respond a bit bashfully, agreeing to go like 👉👈 “oh, sure, ill come” bc a cutie just asked you to come watch him play
✧ however, when akaashi mentioned once that Bokuto might be coming on a bit strong for your more timid nature, he tried to tone it down
✧ but then he got sad thinking that maybe he was actually overwhelming or annoying you and he sulked for three and a half days despite akaashi insisting that you probably didn’t feel that way, otherwise you would just avoid him
✧ you noticed recently he’s been acting a bit off, and it made you a bit sad to see him looking upset
✧ so you decided to make a sign for him for his upcoming game!
✧ you lugged it around with you when you entered the gym, backside facing forward to hide what it said
✧ you were a bit self-conscious, to say the least
✧ you got settled on the bleachers and watched the game
✧ but Bokuto rlly seemed out of his element; he missed a few potential points and the other team eventually got in the lead
✧ thinking that he needed a pick-me-up, you held up your large sign overhead sheepishly during a time out, hoping that Bokuto would notice
✧ everyone on the team started to snicker when they read your “You got this, Bokuto! Go Owls!” and gave suggestive looks to their team captain
✧ he was confused (Bokuto: “why are you all looking at me weirdly??”) until he finally turned around and saw your sign
✧ and fell 10x more in love with you
✧ and now he can die happy
✧ turning back to his team, tears pricking at his eyes, he quietly choked out:
✧ “(Y-Y/n) made that...? F-For me?!?!??”
✧ now that he’s fIRED UP, Fukurodani easily gained back their momentum and won by a landslide
✧ you stood around outside the gym after the game, wanting to congratulate Bokuto and the team but ovERthInkING iT and you were about to chicken out when
✧ “(Y/N)!” a voice called out loudly
✧ and you were met with a crushing hug
✧ never in your life were you more pleasantly surprised and embarrassed at once
✧ Bokuto’s back on his bullshit, always tryna talk and impress you
✧ and everyone wonders why y’all aren’t dating yet cmon just love each other already--
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Oikawa
✧ a big tease and a big flirt
✧ never fails to tell you how lovely you look everyday
✧ a bit embarrassed, you’ll always thank him (which he points out is cute, saying there’s no need to be shy)
✧ overall, he’s rlly sweet doe
✧ he was out with his teammates once when he saw you, so he called you over by name
✧ but since you’ve never met any of Oikawa’s teammates, except Iwaizumi, you were a bit hesitant
✧ seeing this, he goes over to you, gently grabbing your arm and pulling you over while reassuring you, “C’mon, I want you to meet my team. I think they’ll like you!”
✧ will introduce you as his friend
✧ however everyone sees through this (except u) and knows boyo wants mor
✧ makes sure to include you in any conversation, asking you for your input
✧ piss Oikawa off
✧ until he rlly does get pissed off and excuses both of you, deciding to just hang out with you because his teammates are meanies
✧ so we may conclude he can be a bit protective
✧ always staring or looking at you, secretly hoping that he catches you looking at him (gets disappointed when once again, no, you were not looking at him)
✧ checks himself in the mirror even MORE now that he has a bit of an infatuation-- (Iwaizumi: *to Oikawa, who is inspecting his face* “you can only do so much to look human, give up”)
✧ politely excuses himself from his horde of fan girls just to talk to you
✧ always trying to find ways to talk to you in hopes you’ll open up more to him and in general
✧ will offer you help even though you obviously do not need any (again, just to talk to you)
✧ and offers you other things he has on himself, like gum
✧ speaking of gum he’ll always have gum or mint on him in general but espeeeeecially if he knows he’ll be around you bc boyo want his breath smelling fiinneee
✧ eventually gets you to be quite comfortable around him (yes!), so you have nice conversations every once in a while
✧ he’s also v considerate and likes gift giving! bought you milk bread from his fav place because he talked about it the other day, and you mentioned you were curious to try it
✧ one time after you told you that you looked pretty, you paid him back with a compliment as well
✧ he got quite flustered himself, trying to hide his blush by turning his face to the side and then excusing himself-- (smooth)
✧ mans just left you confoozed, but you shrugged it off
✧ he digged the compliment tho, it made his heart swell and his ego skyrocket LOL
✧ his crushing gets worse after you start showing up to his games to support and cheer for him
✧ gushes about you mid-game to Iwaizumi, who looks like he wants to off himself every time--
✧ once you’re a bit more comfortable around him and after “hanging out” (Oikawa: “nOT a date oKAY”) a few times, that’s when he thinks he should ask you out (like on a date date c; )
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Kuroo
✧ (totally unrelated but i had a weird dream recently where kuroo and i became buddies bc we found each other’s finstas--)
✧ ok im like 99% sure all these bois would love to get some sort of reaction out of their shy crushes cuz they think it’s cute, they just do it in different ways
✧ kuro’s a bit of a tease
✧ but only because he likes to see your reactions, thrives off of them n eats that shit up like salted mackerel-- (not literally)
✧ likes to look in on what you’re doing whenever you’re just minding your own business ( “whatcha got there?” )
✧ gets a bit close to you as he looks over your shoulder (doesn’t matter wut ur height is; this mf tall tho)
✧ will call out your name and wave when he sees you in the distance, then walk over to you and start a conversation, asking you about your day, what you were doing, etc.
✧ will leave his other friends to talk to you, so much for bros b4 hoe5
✧ always respects your boundaries, though. he’s quite perceptive and is able to tell whether or not you’re uncomfortable
✧ and if you are, he’ll do whatever he can to lessen it (sometimes without you even realizing it)
✧ invites you to study with him after school in the library (and thanks the universe when you agree)
✧ tries to be sLICK when y’all are studying
✧ like he’s extra attentive so when you drop your pencil this man zooms for it before you can even blink so he can pick it up and maybe touch your hand as he hands it to you
✧ “oh, you dropped this,” he says, iNNOcENtLY
✧ you just smile and respond with a “thank you, kuro”
✧ may or may not have done this also so you could smile and thank him—
✧ will also try to impress you with his knOwLedGE and is eager to help when you don’t understand something
✧ tries to fix his bedhead ;((( but fails (Issok bb u perfect already)
✧ will kinda flex about his team and being captain (“oh yeah so we’re going to nationals pretty soon”),,, hoping to convince you to come to a game
✧ which,,, you do (much to his content--)
✧ luckily for him, you end up easily vibing with both kuro and kenma
✧ occasionally you see both of them and are comfortable enough to approach and say hi
✧ after a while tho kenma just disappears and ur like ?? where’d he go ?? and kuro genuinely did not know
✧ kenma just wants to give y’all sum alone time,,,, but y’all dont know that (except kuro when he confronted him later n all he got as a response was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
✧ always asks you about your interests, mentally taking notes on them (he believes that info will come in handy in the future)
✧ and he likes to surprise you with the things he remembers (ie. your fav colors, snacks, scents, hobbies, etc)
✧ is kinda comfortable with how things are between you two
✧ but also really want something more; will probs end up asking you out suddenly when y’all are hanging out >.>
✧ embarrassment and uwu’s are shared
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i-am-g0blin · 4 years
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I HAVE A LIST OF 40 THINGS THAT ARE BASIC GOBLIN WANTS AND NEEDS
(Sorry is there’s repeats)
☐ i want to live in the forest and you’re not changing my mind
☐ Pretty dice, weird dice, shiny dice, all the dice
☐ ROCKS and CRYSTALS and GEMS (MUSEUM GIFT SHOPS)
☐ Moss jars
☐ l i t t l e p l a n t s
☐ Flowers
☐ Pet froggo?
☐ feathers, real ones
☐ A new bag to carry shinnies and goodies in
☐ Also more notebooks, I’m starting a collection (hoarding lol)
☐ Forest trips. Yes. (This wouldn’t be mandatory if we just lived there)
☐ forest gifts (sticks, rocks, bones, moss, etc.)
☐ Mason jars
☐ Shells!
☐ Thrift shoppingggg
☐ BAREFOOT
☐ Glitter pens
☐ Sh i n ie s
☐ s h r i e k
☐ Baby items small
☐ Snail
☐ Buttons?
☐ Fun bottles! Weird shapes weird size yes!
☐ Thrift shop free for all all the money I need
☐ Pebbles
☐ A box to hold treasures
☐ fingerless gloves
☐ K e y s ?
☐ Pennnnn
☐ Random surface to lay on
☐ 50 Blanket nest (therefore bigger bed and room)
☐ Dandelions
☐ Sea glass
☐ Bread
☐ BIG SWEATERS
☐ acorns
☐ Food, lots of it.
☐ Teeththth
☐ I WANNA SEE MORE COLORS
☐ pet crocodile
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starfxckersinc · 4 years
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@yung-tamale tagged me for this and I’m actually gonna respond lolll
name: Liv/Curt
nicknames: i absolutely don’t have any other than ‘hey this picture of pj harvey made me think of you’ which is sexy
zodiac: Cancer
height: 5’6”
languages: sadly only English. i May need to learn Italian eventually for undisclosed reasons
nationality: American. i wish it were anything else
favorite season: S U M M E R
favorite flower: hyacinths, roses, irises, morning glories, day lillies, snowdrops, clover flower, daffodils, cherry blossoms, dogwood flowers, and anything I ever saw in my grandmother’s garden
favorite scent: bleach, dad’s cologne, mom’s shampoo, rain, uh. girls
favorite fictional character: OK MM
Curt Wild is part of the reason why I’m currently going by Curt and it’s bc he’s handsome and stupid and people keep hurting him like me
Brian Slade is the actual definition of what I would look like ideally and we’re both bottoms who believe we’re otherworldly and important with 0 evidence other than ego
Mark Renton is also the definition of what I would look like ideally and I feel such a strong connection to his miserable cunt life that idk how to watch Trainspotting 1 or 2 without crying
Orlando in the 1992 film is me but masc and they get a crush on this dark haired foreign girl that throws them into a YEARS LONG poetic depression & then have sex w a dick 1 time & have a daughter like same :/
Tommy Gnosis/Hedwig Robinson bc I’m the definition of their chaotic blend of stupid, horny, and philosophical
Euchrid Eucrow from And The Ass Saw The Angel is honestly one of the most relatable characters in existence and his internal monologue and how he feels abt himself and views the world is exactly how I’ve felt more and more as I’ve gotten older
Dorian Gray is who I would be if I could make my life the way I wanted it. I ruined your life and I’m a sexy twink. oops 💋
Harley Quinn,, I don’t feel like I have to explain Harley Quinn. me
coffee, hot tea, or hot chocolate?: coffee or hot chocolate tea is for the English
average sleep: 7 hours usuallyfjdjdndn
dogs or cats: cats 🐈
number of blankets: quilt, top cover being fleece blanket, covering ur entire body lest you fall prey to some demon ur anxiety pulled out of Hereditary
dream trip: I wanna go to London literally so bad, and Seattle and San Francisco And Berlin and. yknow. all the gay haunts.
blog established: dec. 2017, but I’ve been here since dec. 2015
random fact: when I was a kid I got so obsessed with the game Wolf Quest that when I finished it and got separated from my last pup, Snow, who id formed an actual maternal bond with, I became depressed for three months. one of the reasons I didn’t actively try to destroy myself at the end of 2017 was bc they’d announced Wolf Quest 3. i am a fucking furry
Gender: androgynous(any pronouns, most comfortable with she/they)
Current time: 4:05 PM
Favorite musical artists: David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen, Kathleen Hanna, Placebo, Elton John
Stuck in my head: Never Let Me Down Again- Depeche Mode
Last movie I saw: Last Days- Gus Van Sant
Last thing I googled: Ben Folds lyrics I’m so sorry
other blogs: ok @iknewishouldcreateasensation and @everyonesintothisscene are my two velvet goldmine blogs, but I’ve been putting a lot of shit on @untieformeyourhighbluegown like aes/vent stuff, all my original art, and all my music. it’s like a museum of me
do I get asks: The asks I get fall into three categories
1- why are you such a lesbian hater for being mean to x terf
2- why do you like David Bowie
3- you’re sexy
4- something pj Harvey related
5- one of my cool gay friends saying cool gay things to me and ya just generally vibing abt loving each other
6- random accusations and transphobia that I don’t understand
so yeah boys pls send asks!!!
reason for url: i lov Oscar Wilde and I love Velvet Goldmine
followers/following: I have like 500 followers MAYBE it might actually be 300 and I follow like 2,000 blogs
lucky number: 6
currently wearing:
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Johnny Cash target t shirt
dream job: jack of all trades artist & touring musician
favorite foods: pastries, sugar, sharp cheese, any bread that isn’t soft, garlic, Mac n cheese, p-
instruments: vocals/guitar, but I want to learn piano again I think??
favorite song(rn): Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin On(Jerry Lee Lewis), Levi Johnson’s Blues(Ben Folds and Nick Hornby), Clap Hands(Tom Waits), I Hope That I Dont Fall In Love With You(Tom Waits), Life And Death Of Mr. Badmouth(PJ Harvey), Ballad Of Hollis Brown(Bob Dylan), Don’t(Ed Sheeran)
i tag:
@wannabegothgurl @pawnshopbluez @wherearemyelephants @beatle-capaldi @lionslove @glamrock-lizardman @joestrummershowl @bigembarrassingheart @old-memoria
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deep-nerd · 5 years
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BRO I LOV YOUR OCS WHADDA HELL. CAN U TELL ME MORE ABOUT THOSE MAD LAD SIBS. SORRY IF YOUVE DONE IT B4 AND I MISSED THE POST
NAH NAH UR GOOD! I can totally like sit down and infodump! 
im gonna put this under a read more
also TLDR: Leelas is a punk ass bitch who i love 
To start im gonna begin with the world. You got Genesis (Heaven basically but not the Christian Heaven.) and Cesstation (Hell.) and then Gaia (Earth) 
My universe does have like biblical themes but i take the God and worshiping aspect out of it. Genesis and Cesstation are other dimensions with creatures that fit the descriptions of what humans call angels and demons. which they are right! They are Angels and Demons lmao. 
I have Genesis more fleshed out than Cesstation unfortunately. But anyhow! Genesis has a ruling class, basically the same status of what the people of Gaia refer to as God, a monarchy. They call the rulers Archangels! 
Now here is where Leelas and Jackson comes in. 
Leelas and Jackson are the sons of Gabriel Gustav and his wife (who i have not designed yet.. or named.) Gabriel was the current Archangel, raising Leelas, his first born child, to be the next archangel. Jackson had no problems with this, meaning they can dick around as much as they want! They were the clown of Genesis, always getting into trouble, getting Leelas into trouble, getting out of trouble with more shit, trying to get Leelas to also dick around and play, and they acted like this for y e a r s. 
And people loved them. Jackson would stroll into town, flirt with e v e r y o n e, steal some bread, nap, and get scolded by Gabriel... who only sighed and then laughed. Now even though Jackson was very uh lazy?? is that the right word? he was still very talented and well respected.
Leelas was a very tight screw since the responsibility of being the heir fell onto his shoulders, always studying, training, until Jackson would come in to the room and chuck a wet sponge at the back of his head. Like Jackson, the people also enjoyed having him around since he could be very philosophical. Jackson did comment that Leelas overthinks a lot. 
One day, Jackson threw another wet sponge at Leelas and convinced him to go to Gaia. A treat yourself day. 
So they went to Gaia. And ran into a woman named Anna. Only because Jackson noticed Leelas staring at her like a love struck idiot and they shoved him into her. 
He yelled, she yelled, Jackson laughed. Then got yelled at. 
however Leelas and Anna did keep in touch, eventually started dating, and three years later got married. 
Jackson Gustav, ultimate matchmaker. 
But Leelas brought Anna to Genesis and she met Gabriel. Who was like oh good one of my sons finally found someone. And they lived happily ever after.
BITCH YOU THOUGHT AH HA!
But Anna got very sick one day and Leelas tried everything in his power to try and cureher, but death wants Anna and he is gonna have her. She died and Leelas was devastated but Jackson was better athiding his grief, since they also really liked Anna and thought of her as a very close friend, and tried to coax Leelas out of his depression
Leelas thought that it wasn't fair that fate decided to makehim fall in love with someone so frail and then pull her from him so soon so he basically said Fuck Fate and started looking thelibrary for dark arts and necromancy
which Genesis didnt have so he had to go to Cesstation tofind what he needed
Demons are willing to do necromancy but its like.. aterrible act leaving the deceased in a purgatory like state of agony since youare defying the will of Death
There is another world which is basically where the souls of the deceased go. The people of Genesis and Cesstation  refer to death as His Will. and with necromancy?
you are basically ripping their soul from Death's world byforce and the soul will feel that pain forever until the spell is removed and Leelas was willing to ignore the demon's warnings torevive Anna in order to see her again and he completed the act, blind to the fact that Anna wasdeformed, in agony, and screaming
Jackson was the one who found Leelas on Gaia after thespell, seeing the books and Anna
lets just say Jackson was traumatized
Gabriel appeared, pushing aside his panicking son and killedAnna and made Leelas fall on the spot. 
Thats where the color scheme comes into play. All angels have some form of gold markings. either on their face, hands, or both. Purple means you fell, your markings turn from gold to purple. its like a punishment for doing something forbidden. 
Leelas went from gold to dark purple and falling feelssomeone sucked the life out of you so thats fun
back on Genesis, Gabriel announced that Leelas has fallen,named stripped to Stewarlight, and cursed until he is forgiven. And thatJackson will be the new Archangel
Leelas basically has to work off his sin
Jackson, now in line to be archangel is at an impasse
He truly believed that Leelas was the one to succeedGabriel and now he thinks he won't be good enough since all they did was dick around a flirt. thats a lot of sudden responsibility. 
Leelas, feeling bitter about Anna and his fall, takesadvantage of Jackson's turmoil and says that jackson has to be perfect, better. Leelas thinks that Anna being dead forever was Gabriel'sfault since he killed her, and Jackson's because they didn't understand whyLeelas wanted to bring her back and they didnt stop their father from killing her. If Jackson loved her too, wouldn’t he want to bring her back as well?
enter years of emotional manipulation
Gabriel passed his title to Jackson, who was now moreserious and cold
i like to think that Gabriel was not aware of what Leelaswas doing? or i just havent thought that far yet or he thought that Jackson, suddenly giving up theiraloofness, was taking his inheritance seriously
Gabriel eventually did die, leaving Leelas' curse up toJackson who decided to not remove it thinking Leelas did not earn the right to have it removed. 
enraged, Leelas manipulated Jackson to go to Earth as a kindof 'prove your perfection to me' thing
enter Ignizen Vasseur thats another long story.
basically, ignizen was the one who told jackson that hesuffered through years of abuse due to something that was not his fault
and jackson just. kinda broke?
broke down in a sense
because for years he thought that he could have preventedLeelas from doing that, prevented Anna's death by trying harder and not beingstupid, got gabriel's attention sooner, thought Jackson was not good enough andwas an after thought since Leelas fell
so thats where this image comes into play.
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dazesanddoodles · 4 years
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for the valentine's ask- 8, 48, and 50?
aww thanks for the ask :3 (happy valentines day in advance :D)
8 - favorite fanfic trope?
ooo good question,,,, hmm
oh! my all time favorite trope is the coffee shop au, they might generally be short but they’re soft and i lov them
48 - a walk in the park or a walk on the beach?
e a s y, walk in the park bc i am not a fan of sand (plus you can collect rocks and maybe have a picnic :D)
50 - what’s your dreamhouse?
*sigh* i would love to have a small cottage with a lot of land so i can have a few animals. hopefully i can have a garden so i can grow herbs and stuff, maybe even wheat so i can make my own bread :0!! probably somewhere in a tree grove bc trees are dope :)
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faintlykatie · 4 years
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2, 11, 20, 55 x
2. 3 things i love
- my pals 💗💗
- fresh baked bread
- warm sweaters
11. favourite place
i don’t think i really have one, but i’ve been walking down a country path for that daily quarantine exercise recently & if you duck under one of the fences, you can chill with some of the horses. there’s a really cute cat that always keeps me company. i used to go there all the time a couple of years ago and i’m glad i went back
20. someone i love
@redhccdjay
55. if the whole world were listening to me right now, what would i say?
STAY INSIDE FOOLS. as much as you love your s/o, it’s not essential that you see them right now. you do not need to go on a caravan holiday to the coast. it’s selfish and you’re putting the lives of healthcare workers, the elderly and the immunocompromised at risk
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