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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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unmistakably mackie: the fashion + fantasy of bob mackie - frank decaro (1999)

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Humans are 1000x more sensitive to the smell of petrichor (that smell you get with rain) than sharks are to blood, to no apparent evolutionary advantage. You’re privileged to be a part of the first welcoming committee to meet our new Non-Human arrivals in person. They smell like petrichor.

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a girl's dick is like a delightful sorbet and a guy's dick is like a hearty stew

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Normalize getting sluttier, bloodier, and overall more insane

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life is so weird i have so many things to read

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You can’t make a tall guy with a deep accented voice, tattoos, veiny arms and sultry bedroom eyes and expect us not to want to fuck him

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these two keep getting gayer and gayer with each other. that’s it, that’s the post.

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Of course it’s got the little marshmallows in it Eddie. Uncle Wayne knows how to make hot cocoa ☕️

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"But not all cops are bad."

I don't care. I really don't.

Bad cops think they are. Bad cops are able to be pure evil in clear view of other cops, fully confident that none of them will stop them or even testify against them. And their assumption is almost always correct.

That wouldn't be possible if it was "just a few bad apples".

Stopping police brutality is much more important than protecting the feelings of your dad who "is a good cop, I promise".

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Wednesday: Friends are a liability and they can be exploited

Enid: *gay sadness*

Wednesday: *sighs* Girlfriends are not a liability and cannot be exploited

Enid: *gay happiness*

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i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

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i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

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Me waiting for new xavier smut to drop:

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it’s me i’m the homies

the homies are melancholic and despondent and their sleep is troubled by visions