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monstrousvoice · 2 years

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First Time for Everything

Fandom: Cult of the Lamb

Relationship: The Lamb X The One Who Waits/Narinder

Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, First Kiss, Mutual Pining, Canonical Character Death, Past Character Death, Past Violence, Religious Cults - Its a game about cults what did you expect?, Female The Lamb - I just want to see a sweet lamb girl go batshit insane and start a cult when she gets pushed over the limit okay, Slight End Game Spoilers, Post-Game Ending - No story elements really mentioned but its still the aftermath of the main story

Summary: “I saw…,” A heavy sigh, "I saw two of your flock holding hands and…uh, what's the word you use? When the lips are pressing together?” She thinks for a moment.

“You mean kissing?”

“Yes. Doing that.”

Silence follows.

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AN:

Hello, the religious lamb game has gripped me by the throat and wont let go

This is a short thing I barfed up, no it is not edited, no it is not proofread, imma go crawl into a hole and die.

Slight warning: The game is based of of building a religious cult and has a lot of dark humor and blood and such. That isn't really prevalent to this drabble but should still be taken note of? I guess?

Slight spoiler for post game stuff as well!! None of the story or plot is really mentioned but the situation is very much post game good(?) ending.

In a lot of ways, having a confessional built was a great decision for the Lamb’s growing flock. She tried her best to be approachable to her dear followers, but having the powers of a dark god made one seem intimidating no matter how hard they tried not to be. Many of her newer followers saw her as unapproachable to share their worries and fears.

She could simply read their minds, yes, but her followers were so simple in their innocence. Addressing their fears without them confessing would lead to fear and eventual dissenters.

No, no. She wanted them to trust her with their secrets.

The confessional booth gave them the anonymity to freely share their thoughts without fear of judgment on her part. Not many confessions took her by surprise anymore.

Except for today, apparently.

“As a God, I never cared much for mortal pleasures.” A deep baritone resonates from the other side of the wood panel. The Lamb hears Narinder clear his throat. This must all be rather new to him, sharing his feelings so openly with another. Her insides flutter at the knowledge that he trusts her with them.

“I saw…,” A heavy sigh, “I saw two of your flock holding hands and…uh, what's the word you use? When the lips are pressing together?” She thinks for a moment.

“You mean kissing?”

“Yes. Doing that.”

Silence follows.

Lamb waits patiently, fidgeting with the bell collar of her fleece. He will continue when ready, she knows this.

“...Have you ever done it?”

She jolts, eyebrows raising in surprise. She was expecting something different, not uh…this.

“The kissing thing, I mean. Have you done it before, little lamb?”

“Uh, n-no. No I haven't.” She clutches her bell tight, the cool metal a relief against the sweat of her palm. She feels…incredibly nervous. A feeling she hasn't felt since her, well. Her execution. Why would he be asking this-?

“Could we…could we try it? Together?” Narinder is barely able to speak the words, his voice fading to a faint whisper by the end of his sentence. Lamb had to perk an ear up against the wood panel to catch it all.

She feels utterly floored.

She had been aware of her attraction to the old god the moment he saved her from a permanent death. She had been scared and confused that day, but to the blade for something she hadn't even done, but simply for being born as she was. She had been expecting excruciating pain as she breathed her last, only to find something different.

No pain, just soft white clouds surrounding her. A trail of skulls leading her to the foot of a massive being, one with a wicked smile and promise of rebirth.

She had been smitten immediately.

On her quest for him she had entertained fantasies of growing closer to him, of being his chosen mate. But that's all they were, fantasies. He had saved her, given her power beyond compare, followers to love and adore her, a chance for revenge on those who hurt her. Of course she fell in love with him along the way.

But that was the purpose of a vessel, to love their god.

She didn’t think he would ever show an interest in her. Lamb’s heart was beating so loudly in her ears, could he hear it? She had to force her words out, they were sticking to her throat.

“I…I suppose we could? Try it?”

“Really!? You-yes! Okay! Thank you my little lamb, I will…I will meet you tonight. At the temple. Goodbye.”

With a ‘woosh’ the draping curtains of the confessional were thrown open as The One Who Waits rushed out, leaving the Lamb sitting stock still.

What-

What had she just agreed to?

With the coming of nightfall Lamb felt as if her heart was ready to claw its way out of her chest. The longer the day dragged on, the worse the feeling grew. She was sweating under her fleece and wool, her thoughts scattered to the wind no matter how she tried to focus on her tasks for the day.

What should she even expect tonight? Was this just a simple curiosity Narinder wanted to test? Or something more? The old god was clearly not used to intimacy or emotions, especially not his own being shared. A thousand years in captivity had greatly affected his social skills and tolerance as well.

Many followers had come to Lamb after he joined the flock, terrified of him and his strange ways. He would follow them around and stare at them for hours as they did their work, not responding to greetings. They would grow terrified they had failed the teachings of the cult and would beg her to not throw them out as heretics.

One follower had even attempted to get Narinder’s attention with a tap on the shoulder, only for the god to rear on them with a hiss and bared fangs, third eye open wide as he glared at them. His fur had stood on end, tail shot up high in a defensive position as blood leaked from his gaze.

No one tried touching him again after that.

Except Lamb.

She seemed to be the exception to this ‘do not touch rule’. She had brushed past him many times while working, had grabbed his clawed hands to lead him to different parts of their camp for tours and explanations. And now apparently, he wanted to try kissing her.

Did he even realize how intimate a kiss could be? Did he know and felt that she was the only one he trusted for something so soft and sweet? The thought had warmth pooling in her belly, rising higher and higher past her heart to choke her throat. Did she dare to hope?

She fiddled with her wool again, as she’d been doing all day, trying to make herself look more presentable. She tried smoothing it out again, anything to get the crazy curls under control. The red glow of her temple’s lanterns was the only light she had to see by.

The lanterns and candles sprinkled throughout the settlement had been doused hours ago to allow her followers a peaceful night’s rest after their hard work. She had been standing here since the last light went off.

She hated to think it but…she was worried she may have been led astray.

A few sleepy followers had looked to her as they went to bed, waving goodnight but clearly curious as to what she was doing. None had asked her, just simply shrugged and went to the soft bed awaiting them at home.

It was so late now, the moon high in the sky, and Narinder wasn’t here.

It’s possible he changed his mind.

The thought made her frown. She didn’t like the painful jab her heart felt at that thought. He would have told her to forget it right? If he did change his mind…

An even worse thought followed.

Her followers enjoyed pulling pranks, some harmless and others downright dangerous. Was this one of those pranks? Had they caught onto her crush for the god and somehow roped him in on a gag at her expense? Did they think it was funny to play with her heart like this!?

Tears of blood pooled at the corners of her eyes, the Red Crown rattling atop her head with the urge to transform. If this is a prank, she would be furious. Beyond compare. She would show each and everyone of them what happens when you play with the feelings of a godly vessel. Slowly and painfully she’d inscribe it into each of their very souls-

“My little lamb?”

The baritone voice she loved broke her out of her stupor. She whipped around to see Narinder peeking out from the corner of the temple, hidden in shadow. He stepped into the light towards her, his night robes on.

“I-,” He stopped. “My lamb are you-?”

The Lamb realized too late her bloody tears were still wet on her cheeks. She hastily used the edge of her fleece to wipe them away. Narinder stared as she did so, watching in silence until her hands settled back to her side. He cleared his throat, looking to the ground as he spoke.

“I…apologize for my lateness.” He mumbled. Lamb’s ears perked at his words. “I had to…convince myself to come.”

And with those words Lamb’s heart plummeted down, down into the deepest realms below where it could shatter and never be fixed again.

Of course.

How foolish she was.

“Convince?” She managed to choke out. Her tongue felt thick and heavy in her mouth, her head was pounding as her blood roared in her ears.

“Yes.” Narinder scuffed his shoe against the cobblestone pathway beneath them. “It took so much more courage than I thought possible simply to ask you to meet me here. I am…” He seemed to shrink in on himself, arms folding as he tried to appear nonchalant.

“I didn’t think you would actually come. The thought you wouldn’t be here…scared me.” Lamb froze, her heart slowing its downward fall to its shattering.

“You were…scared?” Narinder gave a displeased huff, rolling his two open eyes.

“Yes. Yes, I was okay? You are a…force to be reckoned with my lamb. Not only did you spare me but you continue to…withstand my presence after everything that happened. I am still surprised you even look my way.”

Her heart was rising faster now, near floating in the bliss his words brought her.

“I’m glad you did come.” She says. “I would hate to have gone back to my rooms disappointed.” More than disappointed really, but he’s here now. It doesn't matter.

Her words have an obvious effect on him as well. Narinder’s cheeks flushed and a subtle wag of his tail started. He still couldn't look her in the eye.

“I would…hate to leave you wanting.” He muttered, taking a shy step closer to her. She couldn’t stop the fluttering of her pulse or the blissful hum she gave in agreement.

“How would you like to start, Narinder?” She stepped closer as well, her tiny hoof bumping against his own paw on the cobblestone. He was staring wide eyed and flustered, clearly unsure of how to handle their sudden closeness.

“I-I’m not sure.” He whispered.

“Neither am I.” She giggled in response.

They both relied on instinct to push them forward, doing what felt right. The Lamb brought her tiny hands up towards his much taller frame, settling on his shoulders. His own paws came to sit on her waist. Claws idly picking at the soft material of her fleece. He kept staring at her lips.

Lamb swallowed her nerves, leaning further towards him. For all his years of living, Narinder seemed at a loss. He was frozen in place, staring at Lamb as she grew closer. Her eyes fluttered shut as she pressed her muzzle to his.

Not quite a kiss, but close to it. She pushed her lips ever so softly to his, as gentle as a butterfly landing, before pulling away. As she opened her eyes she let out a shuddering sigh. She didn't even realize she had been holding her breath.Narinder was still standing stock still, frozen in place. He didn’t even blink.

“Ehem…” Lamb tried to clear her throat, suddenly feeling overwhelmed. She had just kissed him.

Narinder.

The one she loved.

Her flustering seemed to jolt him back to reality. Narinder blinked hard as his eyes refocused, red slit pupils dilating and contracting as they stared back at her.

“Was-,” His voice cracked, “was that it? A…a kiss?” He swallowed, looking like the most adorable thing Lamb had ever seen.

“Kind of? More of a uh, a nuzzle. You have to kiss back too.” He flinched.

“Oh! Sor-I apologize. Kiss back…right.”

His claws flexed along her waist, tightening up before releasing again. They both took a deep breath in tandem, and it made Lamb smile. It was reassuring that they were both so nervous.

“Try again?” She offers.

“Y-yes please.”

Narinder follows her lead this time, leaning forward and letting his eyes fall shut. Their muzzles bump together, Lamb’s nose crinkling in mirth. They’re both so bad at this. Narinder lets out an amused huff, the warmth of his breath wafting over her own lips.

She doesn’t waste anymore time, deciding to take her chance. She pushes her lips to his softly once more. This time the pressure is returned and she feels a delighted tingle spread from her muzzle to the rest of her face, all the way down to the tips of her hooves.

She can’t help the smile that breaks out, the pressure of her kiss dwindling as the muscles pull away to show her joy. She’s kissing Narinder.

Kissing.

Narinder!

She isn't the only one smiling either. Narinder’s own grin was pressing against hers. Neither of them pulled away, keeping their smiles pressed together despite how awkward it felt or looked, reveling in this joyful feeling they shared. Their smiles would relax enough to press another kiss to each other, only to stop when the smiles came back full force.

Finally they pulled away from each other, huffing for breath interrupted by giggles. Narinder pulled Lamb closer to his chest, tucking her head under his chin. His tail was wagging full force behind him as they simply stood there together, breathing and enjoying the night time breeze that surrounded them. Lamb nuzzled herself further into his chest, delighted by the rumbling purr pressed against her ear.

“You know…,” She whispered in the quiet breeze, “there are other things to do with kissing. More to explore.” She felt him stiffen under her slightly. “We can work up to it.”

He immediately went lax again. Her poor dear, still so new to affection.

“I would like that…very much I think.” He whispered into her ear, giving a small nip to the soft velvet flesh. The Lamb couldn’t stop smiling.

#My writing #Cult of the Lamb #The Lamb #The One Who Waits #Narinder #The Lamb cotl #The One Who Waits cotl #Narinder cotl #The Lamb X The One Who Waits #The Lamb X Narinder #True Devotion #True Devotion cotl

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strawbubbysugar · 9 months

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Hi again, I have more questions (I dunno if I'm supposed to put them in separate asks or just one but I'm gonna bulletpoint them if that's okay I know I said I wouldn't bombard you with questions but now I have like 7 of them that my dumb brain came up with at 11 pm so here we go you ofc aren't obligated to answer any of them if you don't want to or if there are spoilers so yeah sorry again)

Are any of the STAFFbots, mapbots, or endos sentient?

Does Foxy exist in this story? (asking cuz I know some people write him in and I think you wrote Bonnie in so I dunno was just wondering)

Was Bonnie sentient before decommision? (I'm not sure if you did confirm or deny his existence in your story cuz your response seemed more like a 'haha you weren't supposed to know that' and I'm bad at reading a room)

Is Y/N there during the whole *cough* Gregoryatheplex *cough*part?

If all the animatronics become sentient at some point in the story, do any of them die in the fire (if that's where your plotline leads)? Does everyone get a happy ending or is it just or teo dynamic duos of Gregory and Freddy/ Y/n and the DCA?

If y/n is the one to zap Chica and Roxy into sentience, is that how they get infected? How would y/n infect animatronics anyway, is it similar to Vanessa and whatnot or something else?

(Again, a lot of these questions prob spoil the story or something so if you don't want to answer you don't have to and I'm sorry to take up your time. Hope you have a good day and all that fun jazz, Imma go crawl into a hole now)

not yet!

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[REDACTED] :D Hope the hole is a fun hole with pillows & plushies!

#ask #so(u)l spoilers

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victoria1676 · 2 years

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(This is gonna be a long one so yeah, sorry—)

Aight, it's time for me to take this out or else I'll become a NO THOUGHTS, HEAD EMPTY. Anywho— got a scenario in my head that I laughed for a good solid 30 secs and such but, thinking about that one old(maybe?) clip of a stream where Tubbo and Ranboo are just doing their own respective shit and this is the clip btw; ya just incase if ya don't get what I mean hehe.. ("~ŪvŪ)~`` https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSdPmHmyx/

(It's from Ranboo's perspective btw-)

And I just imagine Reader and Rubedo on this one, just her trying out flirting (didn't just suspiciously get any advice from Tommy or Wilbur oh no no no— _(-_-*)>)

Anyway, imagine this scenario in Mondstadt oh boy CHAT would just be vibing while Reader's trying her best to test her flirting skills/abbilities on Rubedo; keyword, *trying* gosh my man can't catch a break on any SAGAU shit huh

Rubedo: *just noticed reader sipping her tea at Hunter's and whatnot and approached (,,Ô-Ô,,)!*

Rubedo: Hey Y/N,

Y/N: *who noticed, and an evil smug grin grew on her face* Hey, seggsy~~

Rubedo: *who's now an utter stuttering messy bitch* H-how are- How a-are y- How are- H-

Y/N: PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT— *now slowly dying. AGAIN and spitted her tea, what another way to waste some good hot tea ,(Ù-Ú*)

Rubedo: *flushed as a red as a certain red head's hair and now "tUrNInG aWaY" yeah right ya scaredy little shit (ō—ō)* I DoN't wANt tO Be hEre AnYMorE—..

Whilst in the very background:

Chat and the other acolytes (who tried to murder us, ofcourse):

Acolytes: ThAT ShOulD HaVe bEeN mE!! (Well, ya tried to kill her at first glance ya sacks of shits. Go deal w/ it yourselves gosh, annoying little fucks thinking so high and mighty eh?? (*,ÒAÓ),)

Chat: *just fucking vibing their asses off while some becoming a bunch of cawking teasing little shitty gremlins

- Man acolytes, no bitches??

- Maidenlesssssssss~~~

- Now where did I see that from tho-

- L

- Emetional damage, right there.

Y/N: *still amused and laughing her ass off til she pass out from lack of air flows*

Acolytes: *sUlIkiNg SO SadLy* (yeah right cry)

Rubedo: *just wants to crawl into a hole and die-

And that's their kids, is how the creator; their devine grace flirted for the first to their most devoted acolyte. And also remember kids, be BI and do CRIME—

(Thanks for reading this shitty rant of mine, and hope you have a good laugh as much as I did gosh- dont stress urself and have good day/noon/afternoon/night!)

Unfortunately Reader is actually good at flirting HHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quackity commented that the only bold woman in the Dream SMP is Reader he says that she has a huge dom aura around after he saw Sapnap got his ass kicked from reader and also flirt with him to catch the arson off guard-he also wished to be stepped on and flirted by her-Wilbur vouched him even Techno and Tommy agreed that their sister is actually a good filrt ('And better at getting girls then Wilbur' Tommy said before screaming as he saw the brunette running at him).

So Naturally it's quite hard to find reader to flirt sometimes as she can flirt when she's bored or she's just doing it to see the reactions. Considering she's always very calm, kind and chill until you piss her off and she'll go crazy or battle maniac on her enemies.

Childe fell in love with his God ever since he accidentally pissed off his god and wish to be stepped on by her//slapped.

So honestly everyone wouldn't think she could flirt until they saw her being very bold in flirting with one of the characters.

Kaeya is one of the victims and both of been at it to the point chat kept screaming to the whole nation with the word "DEFFO FLERTING!!"

So yeah there is a chance she could flirt with Rubedo in Soft Au or in Imposter AU and Villain Au.

Although she doesn't flirt that much in Imposter AU and Villain Au but she does flirt only in a rare time in that AU. Soft Au she would definitely flirt to catch them off guard 😂😂😂

Anyways Imma stop rambling and get on with what you asked XD

In imposter AU she would flirt with Rubedo onky because she's bored and doesn't care if the acolytes saw it.

And in fact this could happen in Angels share :3 Not in Good Hunter cause ImposterAu/VillainAu SAGAU Reader still holds a grudge on them for killing her in the execution of the totem didn't save her.

Also take note this is a What if and not canon in my story unfortunately 😭😂😂

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"Ah there you are (Y/n)" Rubedo said seeing you sitting down and drinking your tea.

You saw and decided to see his reaction while pretending your taking a sip.

"Hello there sexy~"

Rubedo froze.

Chat is laughing there ass off but you could hear one of the crows already dying from their wheeze when they just saw Kaeya spitting out his wine while Venti accidentally smashed his drink over his face, Eula choked on her beer and Diluc dropped the glass he was cleaning.

Rosaria just snorted as she continued drinking her drink. Not even caring of the chaos.

You one the other hand was waiting for Rubedo to say anything so you could say more of your lines.

Instead you gotten a cute Rubedo who looked very adorable in red seeing his calm composure be ruined

(Note: A bit of Spoiler here about my version of Rubedo here is that this Rubedo hasn't gotten bold or fire back at reader yet since I can imagine reader meeting him or finding him when he didn't know how to flirt properly then in the canon of my story where he can fire back flirts and insults yet)

"How-a-are- H-How are you-…How a-are y-oh my god"

You cackled out as you dropped your tea on accident and started smacking the table seeing the your acolyte just speechless and couldn't reply to you properly as he had never knew you would flirt at him.

Meanwhile the chat…

"HE'S BLUSHING!!"

"LMAOOO L!!"

"RIPPPPP"

"DEFFO FLERTING!"

"How…unexpected of our creator" Kaeya chuckled darkly with envy as he crushed his wine glasses.

Diluc tried to calm himself down as he almost burned the counter.

Eula looked liked she wanted to summon her claymore for Vengeance.

And Venti?

"IT'S UNFAIR!!" Venti wailed, "HOW COME HE GETS TO SEE A RARE SIGHT OF OUR GOD TO BE FLIRTING!?"

"TAKE THE L BITCH!"

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

"F"

"L"

"LOSER!"

"KARMA BITCHES!"

The crows in the tavern insulted the vision users who didn't care and continued glaring at the red Rubedo as you kept laughing and wheezing.

"And that right there folks" one of the chat said before pointing both wings at the jealous vision users, "Is Emotional Damage"

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Welp I just wrote this at 12 midnight HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I DON'T EVEN HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING SO WHOOWHOO HAHAHAHAH

Anyways enjoy this one-shot ;3

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engie-ivy · 1 year

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I was wondering if it was you that wrote a Wolfstar one shot where hope has her sisters over for tea and there all braging and stuff and Sirius blows them all away while Remus is oblivious

because I can’t seem to find it

if you did in fact write it what was it called

and if you didn’t imma go crawl into a hole and die

love u r work xx

please continue to write wonderful story’s

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hi!

Thank you so much!😁

I think you might mean this one:

Forgot To Mention One Little Thing

Hope's family is always competing over who's most successful. Hope and Remus never cared much, but it might be an easy win when Remus shows up with a drop-dead gorgeous, rich and successful doctor on his arm.

(I am still very proud of Faith and Joy as Hope's sisters😋)

So you can come out of your hole and keep living! And it's one of my Christmas fics, so you have excellent timing as well.

#thanks for the ask!#wolfstar christmas #wolfstar christmas fics #wolfstar #wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar fic #sirius black #remus lupin #remus x sirius

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sexy-sea-basss · 3 months

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imma crawl into a hole and die. today started off great and it’s gone to shit

#luci needs sleep

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amndmirk · 2 years

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post stupid motherfuckin deltarune musical or die said my brain so witness

ill put every single song here. bcoz i like them u should listen to them. look

both toriels are the same song :P

i thought itd be unrealistic but dr toriel wasnt actually involved in any war or sorts so she should be ok i think. shes vibin

bonus song to jazz toriel and with sans instrumetal cameo cuz i hand only burgers take me to war on my mind and havent written any lyrics from this one

thats gotta be it my dearestest of them all- tap for quality time.. sharing and especially thoughts n hcs very appreciated......

imma crawl back to the hole now it is nap time 1 am

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galvanizedfriend · 2 years

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🎨

Hi, Natalie! I've gotten this same ask already, so Imma try something else.

🎨 Show us a sneak peek from a WIP!

It was about a year ago when Caroline met The Worst Guy Ever.

No, really. The Worst.

Men are, as a general rule, pigs. If women were to make in-depth pros-versus-cons evaluations of every guy they meet before deciding on whether to hook up with them or not - well. Let's just say the perpetuation of the human species would be seriously endangered.

There's only a handful of guys out there who are really worth any woman's time, and Caroline hasn't had the pleasure of meeting many representatives of that rare dying breed. Those are the true real life unicorns.

It doesn't help that Caroline is a walking magnet for dudebros. She doesn't know what it is about her that gets them to crawl out of sewers and holes in hell to greet her with their Hey there, gorgeous or Have I died and gone to heaven?s whenever she walks into a bar. It's probably the blonde hair. Men tend to get friskier around blonde women for some ancient misogynistic reason. She's considered going darker a few times, but she's a natural blond, her highlights are incredible and her hair is way too pretty for her to dye it just because guys can't even bother to work on their lame pick-up lines and still, somehow, expect her to have sex with them.

And the sad truth is, catch her on a bad night, and she might. Desperation is where dignity goes to die.

It's exhausting to be a twenty-something single woman in the XXI century. There's the pressure of making it in this godforsaken world as an adult, there's the pressure from society's understanding that a woman of her age should be looking for serious commitment with marriage in sight, and then there's also the pressure that stems from the needs of her very horny human body. It's just too much.

Things would be so much easier if she didn't need men at all, not even for the specific parts of their anatomy that appeal to her. She really hopes next life brings her back as anything other than straight.

Anyway. The Worst Guy.

Yes, Caroline's met her fair share of jerks and idiots of all shapes and colors, so it takes something really special to shock her. This guy is a king among douchebags. And that's not just her personal opinion; she's shared the evidence with all her friends, and the friends of her friends, and all the women at her work, and even some random people at bars’ ladies rooms and parties. The collective response to her tale is always a disgusted gag sound, followed by Please, tell me you punched that son of a bitch or Did you gouge his eyes out with a hot poker?

Thank you for your ask, friend!

Send me an emoji from this list

#ask game #sneak peek #this is Random Fic btw

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theomnicode · 2 years

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OPM chapter 167 prediction vr2

I've actually done a bazillion different theories by now, but imma post my latest revision of prediction again.

Saitama will overpower Garou's punch with his own easily and Garou's hand will shatter from the power and the force travels through Garou's body and nearly breaks him and it's only through regeneration and deflecting the Serious punch with a copy that he's even still alive. He internally wonders what kind of monster is this guy.

Saitama stops his assault when Garou can't seem to move anymore and Saitama looks around with dead eyes.

“Is this what you wanted? Becoming Absolute Evil? I thought you were just playing monster before, but now I’m not so sure. You wanted to have witnesses to see how evil you’ve become, but…who are you showing off for?”

"Everyone around you is dead, Garou."

Manako catches all of their attention by dragging around Tareo's corpse and Garou notices her and crawls towards Tareo, calls his name in confusion and then yells at him to wake up. But Tareo doesn't wake up.

The realisation that he truly killed all the people around him and Tareo breaks an eye-hole in his monsterisation and he kneels in realisation and shock. Saitama watches from afar with dull, dead expression and slowly walks to Genos' corpse.

Saitama approaches Genos body, gently turns it around and there's only half of the head left and a gooey mess of brain and Saitama slowly inserts the core of Genos back and holds his hand there.

Saitama starts talking about all of Genos good qualities such as how amazing Genos was and how brave and other things, then Saitama breaks down and starts weeping, tears dripping down on the core.

"I'm sorry Genos-kun, I'm a shitty teacher."

Garou meanwhile, cries tears made out of stars and human tears, but he doesn't get much time to dwell on this when tiny monster phoenixman chick suddenly jumps at him from below ground and startles him.

Garou reacts with "what the fuck" and "who the fuck are you" and Phoenixman is gonna be really irritated that Garou doesnt even recognice him and Garou is like wait you're that monster who took him to monster association and wonders how this tiny monster didn't actually die to all these heroes and Phoenixman retorts that he would just revive himself anyway but thats why he's in this tiny chick form.

Garou locks onto that comment about revival and demands phoenixman show it to him and phoenixman is like ok calm down dude. OR straight up just murders him to test this theory because Phoenixman is a monster and rly annoying one and he has a beef with him and Phoenixman actually rebirths from an egg and yells at him what's the big deal.

Garou realises then that he finally has a chance to change the world if he makes a choice.

Meanwhile, Saitama and Blast are checking on rest of the heroes and Saitama still has tears on his face/red eyes when he also says goodbye to King and Blast looks pained when he looks at Tatsumaki and the heroes he couldn't save and the nuclear fallout. But then they notice Garou walking up to them.

Saitama retorts "Haven't you done enough? Just leave..."

Garou insists that he will then fix everything. He concentrates, refines the power copied from phoenixman and directs the flow of energy outwards. He would use the power granted to him for something far better. He refused to be used like a puppet and he would use his own power to change everything.

MODE: PHOENIXMAN

ALL-LIFE REJUVENATION FIST

The ground burst into flames when Garou slams his hands to the ground and burns everything in large vicinity in ethereal flames, Saitama and Blast yelping but the flames don't actually burn them but then he can see that all the heroes like magic, are being healed of their wounds and both Blast and Saitama watch in awe.

Genos suddenly jolts awake and the emergency power supply and barrier protection for his brain from his earrings activates with a glow and he remembers actually dying, but now he's confused.

Saitama then looks behind him and he sees Genos, actually alive and moving and Saitama sprints to him and Genos calls out "Sens-" but gets interrupted by Saitama tackle hugging him. Genos is going to be confused even further because Saitama is crying again and hugging him, but Saitama just says he's so glad Genos is alive.

Garou finishes all life rejuvenation fist, looks around his handiwork and looks down at Tareo's alive form and Bang starting to get back up again and makes peace with himself and finally breaks the monsterised form of his and has to sit down because he's exhausted.

Saitama walks up to him and says "Nice work, kid. I knew you had some good hero instincts. You should consider a career change."

Garou is going to get irritated and tells Saitama off with "Fuck off baldy, don't tell me what do do."

Saitama is going to grab Garou by the front of his costume and looks really threathening and says "Don't make me punch you again, punk. You're barely off the hook, don't test your luck."

Garou has nervous sweat and thinks 'Fuck this guy is really scary'

Saitama then notices something behind Garou and asks if that thing is the one who gave Garou power and points behind Garou.

Garou gets confused, turns behind him and sees God's feet. In all it's magnificent and menacing glory, as tall as a skyscraper and his eyes widen in recognition.

"Yea, that's definitely him..."

Everyone else is starting to wake up properly and Garou decides that he's just gonna bail, he's not interested in staying and explaining himself to all these heroes and runs. Saitama let's him.

Saitama cracks his knuckles and mutters darkly about how it's time to destress and walks pointedly towards God. Blast notices and asks where he is going.

Saitama points at God and tells Blast "I'm gonna go punch that thing over there, he's the reason for this."

Blast sputters and exclaims "Wait, you can see God? HOW!?" and Saitama's going to answer "The what now?"

Blast offers some tidbits of information and that his team is trying to handle keeping god from advancing to their dimensional plane but its not going so well because God has already breached the plane and they dont have the means to dislodge him.

Saitama starts to saunter towards God and tells Blast to leave it to him and Blast gets a whiplash.

Saitama runs full speed towards god while Blast tells him to wait and Sai rears up a Serious punch and punches. God's foot breaks and it immediately closes the portal on his foot to prevent further destruction.

Blast is completely awed that Saitama can actually see God somehow and destroyed one of his feet already and maybe they can succeed.

But Blast watches longer and he sees Saitama flail his arms around ineffectively, hit empty spaces, yelling at the sky that God should come down and fight him properly and God is a chicken and sweatdrops.

'Oh, maybe he can't see God after all...'

Blast yells at Saitama that he can portal him to God's location and he only needs to punch straight ahead and Saitama acknowledges this and jumps into a portal that Blast makes, comes out of the other side and punches God's other feet and god has to close that portal as well and gets repelled.

Rest of the heroes are now awake and watch bewildered why this B-class hero is punching at empty air and thunderclouds and someone remarks that it's really unsafe to be at the sea during thunderstorms.

Extra:

(I am not too sure how blast will react to defeated garou) (will he attempt to get rid of god's powers from garou completely? offer him advice? try to kill garou?)

No clue about WC dialogue so I can't adapt it here.

It would be nice if Garou's rebirth skillset could actually cleanse the radiation too, because phoenixes in mythos also purify stuff.

Genos core scene is basically a funeral where Saitama gives eulogy. ;_;

Edit: I realised I want Saitama to finally use honorific Genos-kun just like he uses in cd drama for more emotional and personal scene and the want to close the gap between Genos and his own self, paralleling garou wanting to distance himself from tareo and his self. I'm calling it here.

#opm #one punch man #opm spoilers #opm manga predictions #saitama #blast #garou #opm god #genos #phoenixman #someone pointed out that phoenixman is not dead yet and I ran with it #I feel like the solution to deux ex machina asspull is fairly poetic one #deus ex machina by itself is actually a powerless one lol

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franciya · 8 months

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Did Sanjay and Craig really end 7 years ago, Imma crawl in a hole and die

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mrscarolscaramoucheplease · 2 years

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here’s a drawing i made of you and scaramouche 💕

thanks??? LMAO WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS!!?!?

#ask carol scaramouche 🌸#carol scaramouche rants👽#carol scaramouche responds👀#WTF DO I DO WITH THIS?#imma crawl in a hole and die in there

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andrewplushie · 2 years

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Ultimate Hunter Execution Idea

The hunter is in a dark forest, and is forced to run away as a Monokuma dressed in hunting attire is chasing them down. As the hunter runs, they don’t see the bear traps underneath their feet and their foot gets caught in the traps. They try to get away, but ends up being caught in more bear traps. Monokuma catches up to the hunter and shoots them. extra: The hunter’s head is mounted on a wall as the execution ends. extra extra: Maybe the hunter’s mounted head is giving as a 'gift' from Monokuma to one of their friends (if they have any) ---------------------------------------------------------

spare me I cannot think, school is beating me up from every angle possible

#danganronpa #dangan ronpa #if this gets seen imma die of shame #danganronpa oc #danganronpa oc execution #I chose to do this instead of a project #time to go crawl in a hole

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ouroboros-panacea · 5 years

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Ah-

So I’ve been tagged by @yourfaveisyanderematic (Thank you for the tag, these games are quite fun)....aight guess it’s time to uh....try? (More like introduce my lack of proper social and communication skills to everyone but eh)

Name/Alias: Ouro. It’s pretty simple and short, and I like it that way. Also, I find it cute...kinda. It’s actually just an abbreviation of my URL, so there isn’t really much of a special meaning behind it. It just is.

Hair Colour: A near-black shade of brown.

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio. I’m not quite sure about the “Scorpios like to do the deed” stereotype, which probably doesn’t apply to...a lot of people. Though, zodiac stuff isn’t really supposed to accurate anyways I guess. Moon sign is Pisces. Whilst my rising sign is Cancer. Zodiac stuff is pretty fun to read ^~^

Height: 5,0. I am short, very much so. Please have mercy.

Hobbies: Drawing, writing, dancing (mostly ballet), swimming, playing the erhu, napping, watching shows (like JJBA or PMMM), watching fish swim, etc.

Favourite Colour: I like a lot of colours. Light purple, light blue and light grey are my favourites out of these colours.

Favourite Books: The Houseki no Kuni series, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Inheritance cycle, What if? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, The Night Circus, Do You Think You’re Clever?, The Merlin Conspiracy, etc.

Last Song Listened To: Gehenna by Wotaku

Last Film Watched: I think it was the live-action version of Beauty and The Beast. The songs are pretty nice, especially Evermore and Days in the Sun. Costumes were also very pretty.

Things I Love: Music, art, anime/manga (jojo, houseki no kuni, mononoke, and some others), ballet, friends, family, tea, potato croquettes, pancakes with maple syrup, etc

What Brings Me Peace: Swimming laps in a pool, playing a song on my erhu, walking around listening to music, lying in my bed and staring at the ceiling

Meaning Behind My URL: Well, I technically just took two words and mashed them together. You could say that because ouroboros represents infinity/cycle of life and death and panacea is “solution for all”, I thought of it as an infinite solution for all. By that, I mean “a way for me to just release my thoughts”. Also because I can’t think of actually good URLs in my head.

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Right, I have to tag ten people...I don’t know ten people. So I’ll just tag @inkpot-dreamer. Anyone else who wants to join can also play this game because honestly why not.

#tag game #ahh these are so fun yet they remind me of the fact that I am terrible at getting to know people #kestral thank you for tagging me #oh god im rambling so much in here #urk #aight after this imma crawl into a hole and commit die #wait no that'd suck #ah well i'll just suck up my embarrassment #and move on i guess

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milkacchan · 3 years

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Request for anon: Hi bestie can I request platonic Aizawa and student reader plot: reader got their period and in leaks all over the chair in class and class ends and the reader is still there and Aizawa like what wtf your u still doing here you can leave 🦧( that happen to me once😔

• SHIT WAS A WHOLE TWO WEEKS EARLY

• LIKE YOU JUST HAD IT QUEEN WHY ARE YOU HERE NOW

• You had some cramps that morning and throughout the day but you figured it was probably from lack or sleep or eating something wrong

• not your fucking period

• Queen you knew you were fucked as SOON as you felt liquid heat run through your panties

• tbh just a kill me now moment

• seriously like what's my point on the planet rn moment

• You do a splendid job hiding the fact that something is terribly wrong

• Zero facial expressions

• and then focusing intently on your journal

• trying not to think about it bc if any of your classmates find out you will literally puke

• and when the bell rings you stay seated under the guise of copying the board

• your classmates don't question it

• but you can only copy for so long

• and Aizawas not gonna leave his own classroom so youre kinda fucked here

• And Aizawa looks up from his desk and looks puzzled.

"So..why are you still here? You have other things to do."

• What are you SUPPOSED TO SAY

'Aha well I started my period and I bled through and onto the chair'

• Thats what you end up saying

• Verbatim

• You Licherally just wanna crawl into a hole and die like what's the point anymore

• he nods slowly and sets his pen down. "Can I help you? Would you rather me get midnight?"

"Um...I don't really have a preference, kinda just want to die right now so up to you."

• Okay so I just KNOW this man would have some shit in his classroom.

• Absolutely had pads and tampons

• A little kit of emergency stuff, if you will

• he has to run to grab a spare skirt- recorder (imma leave it like this fr) girl had a spare few.

• she threw I'm another set of underwear and tights too

• You're so thankful

• He sets the bag, a plastic bag, nd the fit on your desk.

• "Mr. Aizawa, I'm really really sorry. I didn't know it was-"

"I don't want to hear it. Don't apologize for something you can't control. Just go get changed."

•You nod dumbly, face bright red as you get up.

• You wrap your jacket around your waist and /carefully/ oh so carefully walk to bathroom

• Change IMMEDIATELY

• You throw your uniform into the plastic bag and shove that shit into your booking no mercy

• And sheepishly walk back to Aizawas class

• Walk of shame tm

• "Aizawa-Sensei again im-"

• "Don't want to hear it." He repeated.

"But sir- I ruined the chair-"

"We're one of the top schools in Japan. If we can't replace a chair, we're doing something wrong. You're fine. You can't control it and I don't want to hear an apology. Got it."

"Yes sir."

• So he sent you off to your next class, clean and taken care of KNOWING it wasn't your fault and you appreciated it.

• He remains your go-to man for period things in school even after you don't have him anymore.

• Dad tingz.

• 4 lyfers 🤞

#bnha aizawa #shouta aizawa #aizawa shouta #aizawa sensei #1A #shouta aizawa x reader #aizawa x child reader #aizawa x daughter reader #sorta #class daughter #Aizawa x student reader #aizawa x reader #my hero academia #mha #my hero #bhna #boku no hero academia

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