#carol scaramouche rants👽

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yeah i almost became a widower 💀

#carol scaramouche random🍡 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #my wife is ok THANK GOD #she had a silly goofy moment

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i love (hate) how these porn bots keep following me but they don’t bother to even like some of the shit i write in here 💀😭

#like please #im a bitch repellent apparently #carol scaramouche rants👽

[mrscarolscaramoucheplease]

bro i regret saying i wanted to be 18

LIKE FUCK THAT I WANT TO BE A KID AGAIN

#carol scaramouche rants👽

[mrscarolscaramoucheplease]

scaramouche: *tending to y/n's wounds* how would you rate your pain? y/n: zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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genshin impact incorrect quotes as things me and my friends have said part 2 ft. y/n

y/n: will you still love me if i turn into a worm?

childe: Du bist eine dumme Schlampe

y/n: *gasp* does that mean you’ll still love me??.?

childe trying not to laugh: yeahhh you can go with that

#i swear i’m not on something #this is normal shit that i say with my friends #ask carol scaramouche 🌸 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #genshin impact incorrect quotes #genshin impact x reader incorrect quotes #genshin impact #genshin x reader #childe x reader #genshin impact x reader #childe incorrect quotes #childe may be a dumb himbo #but he’s a hot dumb himbo

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genshin impact incorrect quotes as things me and my friends have said part 3 ft: y/n

kaeya: *walks by and points to y/n* YO its a simp!

y/n: *stops walking and points back to him* YO its another simp!

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genshin impact incorrect quotes as things i said part 1 ft. y/n:

y/n after beating childe’s ass: ya know what they say, keep your friends close but your bitches closer

scaramouche who’s been watching: who tf says that??

y/n: me bitch

#i swear i’m not on something #this is normal shit that i say with my friends #ask carol scaramouche 🌸 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #scaramouche my beloved 😤👊 #scaramouche x reader #genshin impact incorrect quotes #genshin impact x reader incorrect quotes #genshin impact #genshin x reader #childe x reader #genshin impact x reader

[mrscarolscaramoucheplease]

bro where y’all coming from?!?

at least drink some water and eat while reading my stuff im worried about y’all

#ask carol scaramouche 🌸 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #carol scaramouche random🍡 #im worried bout yall

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me: man im gonna save my primogems in case xiao, yae miko, or zhongli comes out

also me: *spends the primogems every time i complete a quest*

#i don’t trust myself with them #i always ask myself where did they go #then remember what happened #ask carol scaramouche 🌸 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #carol scaramouche random🍡

[mrscarolscaramoucheplease]

here’s a drawing i made of you and scaramouche 💕

thanks??? LMAO WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS!!?!?

#ask carol scaramouche 🌸 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #carol scaramouche responds👀 #WTF DO I DO WITH THIS? #imma crawl in a hole and die in there

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I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY I JUSGT WANTED FUCKING AYATO BUT HES LIKE “no have the bell for one of your character :)” BUT LIKE SIR

I.WANT.YOU🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

#carol scaramouche rants👽 #carol scaramouche random🍡

[mrscarolscaramoucheplease]

im only gone for like a sec and see a bunch of likes on my shit that i posted today and yesterday

where are y’all coming from omg!,!,!,😰😭😵‍💫🧍

like i appreciate the likes but

make sure your eating,drinking plenty of water,and rest (if ur in a different time zone or not)

thank you so much for the likes and i hope i get requests really soon so you can enjoy!

🍡どうもありがとうございます🍡

(💕thank you very much!💕)

our life can be a fairytale, darling~

-carol scaramouche

#carol scaramouche random🍡 #carol scaramouche rants👽 #ask carol scaramouche 🌸 #request box open💌 #come talk to me or ask for a story🧸 #seriously where are y’all coming from🤨 #i should be doing school work but geez