#imagined halves

[a-little-stickler]

#anime caps #naruto series #imagined halves #imagined moms #imagined dads #clan uzumaki #namikaze minato #uzumaki kushina #uzumaki naruto

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I'm so sorry I'm pretty sure your bard au is supposed to be serious but oh my god I couldn't help but get strong Men In Tights and Monty Python and the Holy Grail vibes

Especially bc of Barnaby I would not put it past him to make a "your mom's a hamster" reference

no no it Is very silly. how can it not be when you've got the neighbors as the characters? silly central. ALSO YOU'RE SO RIGHT VERY STRONG MP&HG VIBES I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE HERE'S SOME REFERENCES

but it is also real. when it's silly its silly and when it's serious!

it's serious.

#one of my favorite gags in that movie has always been the coconut halves used to make horse hoof sound effects #since they didnt have horses <3 #and barnaby doesnt have hooves so. they make do! #i also like to imagine that in this au at least barnaby and frank kinda beef sometimes #like barnaby will purposefully rile frank up but then frank will say something that hits a little too close to home #so barnabys like 'ok bet' and puts a little more bite in his bark #and before you know it they have to be separated to cool off! #and also sally still doing plays. gettin artsy with em and sometimes doing puppet shows instead of a live play #a la The Professor's history show but uh. with more budget and production value #paper puppet eddie running across the stage... #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #tw blood #just in case! there's a bit there <3 #ahhh warlock wally my beloved.... #normally he is so nice and so kind and favors a pacifist route #but sometimes he gets pushed A Little Too Much and then! well! people die! #that scribble is actually from a whole Scene and Plot i have in my mind #where - essentially - he and home get separated by cultists who want to harness home or something #and after a few months of separation they reunite! #and the cult gets their shit absolutely Wrecked! literally none of them escape alive! #wally/home: we're baaaaack! time to die while we feast on your souls!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 137

 What happens after a Halfa dies? What happens when their bodies of flesh can no longer hold the power of their soul? What happens when they’re no longer alive despite the fact they can never truly die?

 What happens when their soul finishes incubating in its cocoon of meat and bone that’s warped and twisted over an immeasurable amount of time? When the soul leaves a body that refuses to stay down because death is not an option? 

 What happens when a Halfa finishes incubating in their first form, and splits? What happens when mortals not understanding what they’re doing in their hubris, causes one to do so early? 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #I mean could also be just Danny Phantom #But can you imagine a mind-reader being Slammed with the twisting emotions of something that was One but is now Two calling for its parents #Eldritch danny #Eldritch halfas #Halfas naturally split once they reach their limit #There was a reason Danny found it so easy to split himself temporarily after all #There are other Halfas out there and they have awoken #They had heard the scream #like others long sleeping amidst Infinity #But the realms are Infinite and slow to travel even with their great size #The GIW aren’t going to just be dealing with a newborn pair of Godeaters #but also several adult ones circling the world like sharks #Most ghosts are the equivalent of fish in the ocean #Gods are the sharks and seals #Halfas are a mixture of whales and serpents #It takes Hundreds of years for them to even get ready to split #Danny isn't even a newborn he's a fetus and was just torn in two by the GIW trying to separate the ghost and the human halves #They got what they wanted but it was a Mistake #Neither is human #They created monsters and now they must face the consequences of their hubris #One body of flesh and bone ripped asunder no longer alive yet not dead either #One body of spirit and soul bloomed anew with life yet never able to walk among the living #Also could potentially have halfa batfam members or other once familiar faces from different timelines and realms

[formosusiniquis]

Aging rockstar Eddie Munson who goes viral on tiktok after dueting a fancam of him and Stevie that is backed by the bi wife energy audio.

It's shaky, clearly a spur of the moment response, Eddie is obviously captivated for a second by a clip of Stevie that starts to play. He sighs and directs his attention back to the audience. "I love my beautiful wife, the sun to my moon, the light of my life."

You can just make out another voice from somewhere in the background call out, "Love you too!"

"But I did not survive being an openly gay teenager in the 1980s in rural Indiana to be called a heterosexual!" 

He zooms in closer to his face, it's unclear whether this was intentional, "I did not go through a sexuality crisis in the early 90s when she transitioned, to be called a heterosexual."

Stevie comes out from somewhere behind where Eddie is ranting to drape herself around his shoulders, "Oh that's a good picture of us." The original video is a step above thirst trap and the picture in question is a pap shot of Stevie and Eddie from a long past Halloween. Stevie is in the famous Farrah onepiece and Eddie is in first husband Lee Majors' Six Million Dollar Man red tracksuit.

"You just like it cause we actually ran into Farrah and she liked your hair."

"It was also-"

She isn't dislodged as Eddie fails, well practiced at staying on her perch. "I didn't cancel the back half of our 1995 tour because of morning sickness to get called a HETEROSEXUAL!"

Stevie's smile is indulgent and soft, it wrinkles the corners of her eyes in soft crows feet that betray her age. "You can be trans and straight."

"A fucking ally then!"

She's got a sage Mona Lisa smile as the video ticks to a close, "I love my husband, and he's actually bi."

#steddie #t4t steddie #transfem steve harrington #stevie harrington #trans eddie munson #do you ever get the bi wife energy song stuck in your head for weeks at a time cause your brain is broken? #anyway i am enchanted by the idea that both halves of steddie gave eachother little bi crisises #little freshman stevie getting butterflies over this charismatic sophomore #eddie who has been sure hes gay since he can remember being completely blindsided by his attraction to stevie #is this a vecna verse thing who knows #maybe they went their seperate ways and came back together but either way #stevie also likes the halloween picture because thats their first halloween with their daughter technically #eddie had to scrap his original costume plans because he started showing #idk i just imagine a famous eddie keeping his personal life private and then people make assumptions about this guy and his wife #and those assumptions are that hes straight and that just wont stand

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: You don’t need to complain about my murder attempt when you’re reviewing a FUCKING CANDLE.

Mind [making no attempt to hide his giggling]: No, I think he does actually.

#submission #based off a real conversation #soul would do this #at the very least it’s extremely funny to imagine him doing this #< prev tags #real #{the sugar cookie scent is such a great smell to have in the kitchen It has such a nice rich smell that always makes me hungry for a cookie} #{the cinnamon candle is also a perfect scent to wake up to when you find your inner halves killing each other at 3am in the morning!} #{the clean bed sheets however suck. too faint 3/10} #{the lemon scent however is quite pleasant. very calming to have when trying to ignore the screams of your inner selves :} } #{the cedar candle is also great my chicken loves that one. make more of those ❤} #im just talking about candles now #HMS brand scented candles when/j #love waking up to the smell of my violence/silence candle its great #chonny jash #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium

[anomalouscorvid]

i lied this is my day-after-christmas present to you all. the balmy con

....i should actually get one of my sskies captains over to eleutheria sometime

#slight inspiration from moonstruck stormy's design. but also in the end the influence turned out to be *very* slight #sunless skies #failbetter games #actually im putting this in the fl tag too because it involves my thoughts for curator clothes #fallen london #art #digital art #drawing #digital drawing #anyway i've always imagined barleycorn as some form of black + red/brown. but i only today realised i could make its eyes so.. halved-like #the fact that what it's wearing turned out apron-like is honestly mostly a coincidence #only so many ways to design curator clothes without unwanted excess clipping of wing membranes...... #or just wrapping them in a blanket

[analogwriting]

HOLD ON. HOLD ON. WAIT. HEAR ME OUT

kid and/or killer (or any of the kid pirates honestly) with forked/split tongues

think about it. i implore you

#im going feral over this thought #why tf didnt i think of it before??? smh #piercings are good but split tongue??? broooo #i saw someone clap their two halves together once that was really wild but it also is something i think of now jsvjdjf #kid pirates #eustass kid #massacre soldier killer #killer #captain kid #one piece #like imagine them eating you out or blowing you w that shit oh my god #this is what i think about when im opening #its not even 8am and ive been thinking about it for an hour #ambrose rambles

[zvaigzdelasas]

YOOOOOOOO

#3k which is steep but when compared to other sls is like....a fraction #someone in the comments said 'dangerously close to consumer pricing' #can imagine it halving in a couple generations.... #how much is the powder tho 🧐 #Youtube #'i decided to build my own slicer' xkcd 10 competing standards dot png

[ovcii-doodles]

[REDACTED]: You're writing down an awful lot there. Counselor: Just my observations. Does this evaluation make you...anxious?

washed hands interview my beloved

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #aiden price #the counselor #this is kinda boring ngl but ehhhhhhhh i put way too much effort into this to NOT post it shsgdjs #idk if its readable anymore bc i had to halve the size of this but i filled out his dogtags lol #those thick bands on his arm are tattoos btw. #and yes my wash has heterochromia bc he deserves it #i did actually color this but i HATED it so. wash had a black eye and sutures across his cheek bc i imagined this interview happening like #right after he beat the crap out of his co. for comparison wash walks away w sutures and a black eye vs his co's broken jaw cracked ribs an #dislocated shoulder. a 'you should see the other guy' moment shsgdhsj #I like to imagine that post court martial instead of throwing him in jail they essentially grounded him and he was barred from going on #missions and he was stuck doing grunt work #they were going to throw his butt in jail but all of his squad mates went to bat for him and the higher ups were like #'omg this guy is way too liked by pretty much everyone if we put him in jail we might have a bigger problem on our hands.' #ANYWAY click or open in a new tab for full quality lol

[a-little-stickler]

#anime caps #naruto series #imagined halves #imagined dads #imagined moms #clan uzumaki #namikaze minato #uzumaki kushina

[wentzmp3]

I swear Patrick and Pete’s connection is the literally the only thing that makes me believe in some kind of destiny. Look at this and tell me they weren’t destined to meet!

#they are literally two halves of a whole in every way imaginable #it’s insane #pete wentz #patrick stump #fob #fall out boy #fob pete #fob patrick #fall out boy pete #fall out boy patrick #peterick

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF TUCHANKA: TURIAN PLATOON

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Lt. Tarquin Victus With: Lt. Steve Cortez and The Ninth Turian Platoon Decisions like these weigh heavy on me- when I was a General, I could pass them up the chain of command. But now? I'm all I've got. I'm beginning to understand why leaders so often seem lonely... Worst case scenarios aren't just theories- they're what you'll be dealing with five minutes from now. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨ #sophie shepard #james vega #EDI #steve cortez #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #i was originally planning to make platoon and bomb one big gifset since it’s 2 halves of one big story #but i ended up splitting it bc i ran out of room due to the post limit 🫠 #i don’t really have the most to say for platoon individually bc these quests are pretty short #but victus and sons y’all are a bit shady for lying to shep about the bomb’s origins if i'm being 100% honest rn #and if i’m being completely honest here keeping something like that secret would have blown up in their faces so fucking badly #with krogan leadership??? like??? like wrex would be fucking peaved about a fucking turian bomb on tuchanka #but like for a second can we imagine wreav??? someone who is already gunning for revenge?? and this was kept a secret??? #i've never had wreav as my krogan leader but i know in my heart that man is out for fucking blood when he finds out about the bomb #but for me it's the way every other race constantly does awful shit to the krogan and wonders why the krogan are “wArMonGeRs!!!” like??? #and why krogan leadership just doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's problems?? which is literally 100% understandable for the krogan #maybe it's bc you guys gave them a STERILITY PLAGUE and planted a fucking BOMB on their planet idk #*inserting soph’s ‘sometimes i understand why the krogan want to shoot everyone in sight’ quote here* #on a final tiny note i like the parallel between that soldier saying “who cares about a few dead krogan?” #and that scene during the normandy summit when wrex says “why should i care if a few turians go extinct?” #i adore the poetic cinema of those lines in parallel with one another #especially when you take into account the fact that victus helps wrex cure the genophage #and then his son helps stop the bomb on tuchanka by sacrificing his life for it #and that wrex sends squads of krogan soldiers to help defend palaven afterwards #it's a nice callback to both those moments imo :)

[cows1012]

soul-and-a-halves posting, here are “unique” designs for catnip and dandy! and they have halves as well.

#pathologic #soul-and-a-halves #dandy is NOT holding a cigarette it is a lockpick #my favorite bullet-dealing child. #catnips half is a three-legged abyssinian kitten. i imagine she only got it recently #and dandys is a lynx. i promise to you this was not his choice. the lynx just LOVES to bother him and he cant get rid of it #catnip has mean looking eyes #but shes really sweet

[chandralia]

“SO BASICALLY THIS KID GETS HIS POWERS BY SAVING HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND AND FORMS A COMPLEX RIVALRY WITH HIM DESPITE THEIR BAD HISTORY WHICH LEADS THEM TO CONSTANTLY STRIVE TO OUT-DO EACH OTHER IN THE PRESTIGIOUS HERO SCHOOL BUT THEIR OBSESSION WITH THE OTHER NARRATIVELY COMES OFF AS ROMANTIC SINCE THEIR DYNAMIC HAS AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF PARALLELS TO OTHER CANON COUPLES THROUGHOUT HISTORY AND—“

#resisting the urge to tell people I just met that Hori drew them as Godzilla and Mothra who are canonly the King and Queen of the Monsters #that the tarot cards for vol 33 have bkdk standing in The Lovers position #that Deku’s favorite meal is katsudon.. like KATSUKI’S NAME #and that their eyes are complementary colors #Toga’s words of ‘You wanna be the person you love’ when Ochako is asking ‘what would Deku do?’ #ONLY FOR DEKU TO ASK ‘WHAT WOULD KACCHAN DO?’ and constantly mimic him #that the 2nd User used ‘hokan’ when saying ‘The one who can complete Midoriya Izuku now is…’ THEN BAKUGO APPEARING IN THE SKY LIKE AN ANGEL #those official rings that have quotes from characters saying things to Deku but DEKU’S RINGS are something said to Bakugo only #’You looked like you needed saving’ and ‘I spent my life chasing after you’ #that Deku said ‘I can’t imagine a world in which Kacchan doesn’t exist’ in a light novel #and Deku KNOWING Bakugo had a fever just by how he acted and checked by touching his forehead- #only for Bakugo to angrily check DEKU’S forehead later with ‘You’re burning up too idiot’ IN THE TENT FROM ANOTHER LIGHT NOVEL #AND THE FACT THAT couples in mha LOOK LIKE bkdk… Bakugo’s parents resemble them- Shindo and his GF look identical to them- #Toga and Ochako have the sharp eyes/round eyes thing too !! #the fantasy au ending song was WRITTEN for them as said by LiSA herself #‘I imagined what it would be like if Izuku were singing his honest feelings to Katsuki. This is a song dedicated to Katsuki from Izuku’ #and in all the official art from Hori for that au Deku and Bakugo are wielding the same sword from All Might broken right down the middle #*out of breath* ​there’s a million more but bkdk are always shown side-by-side drawn as equals two halves of the same whole #’win to save save to win’ you know??? #I’ve said this already but this story started with them and it will END with them #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’)

[saltpepperbeard]

Broke: The mermaid skeletons flag is just a design from the production team and doesn’t carry any true symbolic value

Woke: The flag could potentially represent a number of symbolic things, like the two sides of Edward circling around each other, or attempting some kind of unity within himself.

Bespoke: heehee 69 nice

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #Edward Teach #Revenge Rambles #Awakened: SPICY SCENE IN SEASON 2 CONFIRMED SJDKHLS #No God though the more I look at it #The more I really do think it's like a coin with the two halves of Edward Teach #It's him split in half #So I would imagine season two is going to be this huge fight for him to try and find himself again #A battle between himself and Blackbeard #.....ORRRRR SILLY LITTLE SPICY MERMAID SKELETONS HSDKS #OBVIOUSLY #god david please can they actually just reunite perfectly fine in like the first episode #and then have sweet and spicy moments for the rest of the season #like that's what the flag means right #k thank you <3

[difeisheng]

imagine if anakin and obi-wan had gotten the 'reaching for the skywalker lightsaber until it shatters' moment in kenobi instead of kylo and rey. obi-wan, embarking from tatooine to rescue leia but pausing to clip anakin's lightsaber to his belt alongside his own, just before he leaves, because his missions were always the two of them and if he's reviving this era of his life then anakin will be a part of it no matter the pain it causes. obi-wan, being dragged through fire on mapuzo by vader, watching the saber scorch and wondering if this fragment of anakin he preserved might fall to the sith too. obi-wan, on that rocky moon, staring down vader for the second time and finally having the courage to face the past, igniting anakin's saber with his own in a twinned jar'kai stance. it was supposed to be generals skywalker and kenobi together to battle the dark side, and now this is as close as they will get. vader, later wrenching the saber out of obi-wan's grasp and both of them snaring it in the force midair, straining for it with all the power they have because it's the last tangible piece of anakin obi-wan has left to hold onto and the last physical part of the past vader has to destroy. the saber, shearing into pieces under the weight of all that strength and love and hate, leaving two men knocked aside and just as destroyed staring at one another. and finally obi-wan, taking back the two halves to repair for luke one day while vader crouches wheezing on the ground. with the lightsaber broken anakin is dead to them both now, and vader can only watch as obi-wan gently cradles the ruins of his past to leave him behind. you didn't kill anakin skywalker. i did, vader says, and this weapon is your life, obi-wan said once, and so obi-wan walks away with anakin's corpse in his arms and vader is just the scythe that broke him

#i don't know what im saying anymore im having too many emotions #but just IMAGINE #star wars #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader #complementary halves of a single warrior #obikin #ashton originals #kenobi