top 5 scariest things to do
phone call
driving
have a job
not have a job
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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you could think better with a hole in your head
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UFO
textless:
Keep reading
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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You want to exterminate death, yet you drag it behind like a tethered bull.
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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad
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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
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drew a constant mood on the mind
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