#im so happy for you and your ugly boyfriend i am SO serious

[lemon-wedges]

Gambling Night 

#herlock sholmes #yujin mikotoba #homumiko #ace attorney #the art of a lemon wedge #the question is #fake dating au or already togehter au when disguising as a couple after their honeymoon #on one hand fake dating is torture for them #on the other already together is torture of EVERYONE ELSE #i like to headcanon that jigoku and genshin find herlock kind of annoying but hes mikotobas summer fling so they tolerate #like #im so happy for you and your ugly boyfriend i am SO serious #so running into them while theyre in disguise and having to watch mikotoba clown it up with the couple pda leaves them like #:| #anyways #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ggardengirl]

the “is my bestie seriously still dating an ugly ass idiot man child named jeff instead of me” gay stare™️

#i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious #yellowjackets #jackieshauna #bottoms 2023 #isabel x brittany #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #isabel bottoms #brittany bottoms #brittany x isabel #jackie x shauna #shauna x jackie

[apollotronica]

mtf riddle ftm floyd. mtf jade ftm trey. mtf azul but like cis woman flavored for some reason

azul is a cis woman stuck in a trans womans body(what)

#also i love the idea of t4t treyjade but also its 1000x funnier imagining jade and her stupid ugly cissie boyfriend shes obsessed with #im sorry im treys number 1 hater #Jade i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im so serious #Also azul is bigender to me But still cis woman flavored . NEVER cis man flavored . #☆ apollo answers #hi kie #<- is it belphie rn . whayever

[lepidopteragirl]

the thing about cousin greg is that he activates my i hope jakey dies dyke instincts. on the deepest level he is just my dear friends mediocre ugly fucking boyfriend and for this high crime i am sentencing him to the guillotine

#breaking my silence. freeing this one from the drafts #artie i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend (cousin greg) im serious

[kristina100000]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[bitchimasnake-sss]

iconic (random) quotes as the strawhat crew + shanks, ace!

luffy:

- if you didn't wanna get assimilated into my found family, you should have killed me when you had the fucking chance - i dont have sex cause it serves no narrative purpose to me - (flirting) you look so biteable today - the fact that i am constantly saying weird and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

zoro:

- he's probably texting so many girls sweet things. stand out. tell him you're gonna stab him. - got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing. - *clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* ok. maybe i did awaken my inner beast. so what. fuck u guys - dont care, didnt ask, plus my boobs jiggle when i walk

sanji:

- talking stage? baby just move in we can talk at home - hes NOT just some guy, hes my girlfriend - how is "pretty boy" an isult?? yes, i am the prettiest boy in town, call me a pretty boy - "what if your gf was wrong?" i'd reshape reality to make it right.

shanks:

- i knew i was gonna be a good daddy at the ripe age of fifteen - if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him up so much. i'd make him wait outside as i go in first and and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill blow this whole building up (talking about buggy) - bro your relationship with your friend is borderline homosexual and i think thats beautiful

ace:

- "i can fix him" good for you, i joined him in his insanity - (gripping the bathroom sink, knuckle turning white) but i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i sta - *gets caught pickpocketing cause i keep saying "yoink" out loud when i do it* - everyday i have to wake up and carry on being a little babygirl

nami:

- i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, im serious - if i had a boyfriend i'd trap him in a glass jar and shake him around - puts cocaine in my lip gloss so when she kisses me she thinks im god - you let a blonde man speak to you like that????

ussop:

-you can't "im just a little guy" out of this one cunt - i could never abuse substances, i love substances - you'd be amazed about the amount of times ive fucked around without finding one single thing

chopper:

- girls be like "i love animals!!" and hate themselves....... like you're an animal girl <3 peace on planet earht - if you look really closely i have this "fear meter" floating next to me that goes up whenever anything - being six feet tall seems excessive

#one piece #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect op #op incorrect quotes #one piece meme #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #vinsmoke sanji #nami #tony tony chopper #ussop #god ussop #strawhat pirates #op #opla #zoro #sanji #luffy #cat burglar nami #one piece headcanons #one piece fic

[coeluvr]

My MC to her father-figure about his... thing... with her father-killer: i am so happy for you and your ugly (& evil) fucking boyfriend im serious

Imagining Lancelot telling MC of his... thing... over dinner the way those dad's in movies tell their kids they're getting remarried 😭😭😭

#coe answers #coaaf if: lancelot #coaaf if: mc

[lowkeyed1]

[ID: screencap from willow 2022 of graydon on the shattered sea during his confession scene. the screencap caught him with kind of a bitchy look on his face. superimposed text from tumblr user kritina100000 says: I am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious /end ID]

#willow 2022 #graydon hastur #elora danan

[ambientwitch]

One of the great tragedies of my life is that kristina100000 has me blocked so I can never reblog “i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious.” No reason I’m thinking of that particular post right now btw

[ladymariayuri]

i will never go on a reblogging spree about my ugly guys because well i get self conscious. i do have respect for the people who go into tags and reblog 70 things in the span of a minute and i am so happy you are experiencing joy with your new ugly boyfriend and i am so completely serious even though im mad my dashboard is unusable . peace and love . take my hand

[fallenangels1987]

every time illyana brings kitty with her to a new mutants outing dani has to grit her teeth and go "i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious"

#something something kitty is an honorary new mutant and both kitty and the rest of the new mutants hate this fact

[wrightfamily]

xion and roxas watching axel and isa make up in kh3 

[IMAGE ID: a screenshot of a tumblr post by kristina100000. “i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious”]

#kh

[incorrect-echovn-quotes]

Micha @ Leo: i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

#echo (visual novel) #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

[freakoutgirl]

i am so

happy

for you and your

ugly

fucking boyfriend

im serious

[danggirlronpa]

haiiiii :3 akane anon again. im off work now!

i agree w absolutely everything u said. she's been my fav ever for years and i have so many in depth thoughts abt how she could function on relationships w like. most of the girls. i could probably make a chart if i figured out a format.

chiakane soooo crazy. never been my main ship but ill consider anything. they r most interesting from a doomed standpoint to me...... akane as a remnant vs chiaki's existence as ai and (counting dr3 as canon which im not usually interested in doing) death before the tragedy. i think of them in almost a similar vein to the tragedy between madoka and homura except if homura was replaced by a kyoko who's a little worse w emotions. chiaki's entire being has become dedicated in one way or another to serving class 77 even if that means sacrificing herself over and over and akane has had every single meaningful relationship (or what SHOULD have been) ripped away or twisted and never having even really existed and she is so afraid of going through this again she doesn't even try and have relationships she cares about deeply (or at all!) that aren't w her siblings. so she would be PISSED to fall in love w chiaki who is already dead and doomed to die again. ive never believed the mastermind akane theory people talk abt at least fully but it IS interesting. i can make a killer chiakane au w it. w madoka magica parallels even. but ur right they can also be very very sweet. i think they would play super smash bros and akane would kinda suck at it (spams the buttons and thinks it's a pro strategy) but chiaki would let her win every once or twice. akane hears the rumours abt chiaki dating some random reserve course guy and sends the "im so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend I'm serious" text after swearing to herself she doesn't even gaf

that's uh. that's a lot. im so sorry can you tell i have autism. this isn't even my favourite ship for either of them ask me about pekokane and i start growling like a rabid dog.

YES yes yes yes!! I am a HUGE Akane fan. She's the only character I have a real little collection of merch for (though that's partly just because so much merch excludes Mukuro). I didn't really attach to her the first time I played SDR2 but over time I've grown SO fond and defensive of her, she is such a sad and complex character who deserved to be treated better by her writers (and have less racist tropes associated with her. Spike Chunsoft. cough cough) and still deserves to be treated better by the fandom.

And I think you got it RIGHT on the money why I'm inclined towards Chiaki/Akane, actually. Akane has lived such a dark life that not only does she not know how to ask for help or rely on others, she doesn't even realize she needs to - for her, this is just how the world is. Akane, to me, is like the equivalent of a housecat looking at their humans and going, "They don't even know how to hunt. They're all so stupid. I have to go kill mice so they can eat. Are they even bathing themselves properly?? Licking time. Morons." She's incredibly resilient and smart within the context of the VERY SPECIFIC lifestyle she's lived.

And something really appeals to me about someone who solely exists to help people meeting Akane, thinking they can 'save' her, and slowly coming to realize that she is not dumb or unskilled just because she isn't skilled in the way they value. Learning that intelligence isn't a measure of worth and seeing & valuing Akane for who she is - and, at the same time, helping her see that some of the things she's gone through are truly, deeply traumatic, and helping her learn how to rely on others for the first time...that shit gets me. I Just Want Akane To Be Happy

#you are also correct and SO funny abt akane being pissed to fall in love #what is this? an emotion for ants??? #asks #anon #talk to the mod #chiakane #meta #headcanons #chiaki nanami #akane owari #sdr2

[lepidopteragirl]

kristina100000000 i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious changed the game and i mean that. most influential text for the lesbian community of the last twenty years, worldwide.