#im so delusional

[littlemsdelulu]

a tear jus ran down my leg.

#the walking dead #rick grimes #rick grimes x reader #the walking dead x reader #im so delusional #why am i like this #daryl dixon #glenn rhee

[kyokyeo]

THIS IS PEAK DELUSION HELP ME

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 au #mp100 ageswap #girl psycho 100 #kageyama shigeo #hanazawa teruki #terumob #my art #im not even sure if i should tag this as mp100 #im so delusional

[binsito]

fem!changbin and fem!lix who like to have threesomes and would ask you to be a third while fem!changbin blows your back out with a strap and you play with lix's cute clit. you suck on it while she whines and babbles, whimpering when changbin knocks you forward too harshly, causing your nose to bump against her clit. changbin would hold your hair up in a makeshift ponytail while her other hand would dig deeply into your hips, cooing at how cute you look taking care of felix. she would insult you both, straight filth coming out of her mouth, her ego as big as her silicone cock ♡ "two dumb pillow princesses.. pussy hungry and pathetic.." she would hiss, watching as you and lix switch positions, her on all fours now letting changbin stretch her pussy. she would later make you both suck her strap on clean after she had used it on the both of you, eagerly licking, tongues clashing on the tip and kissing each other over it. and once she deemed her strap all nice and clean, she would make you both lap at her sopping cunt, holding herself open while you two hum delightfully at her sweet taste. she deserved two mouths on her after making sure to fuck you both silly. you spread her folds to lick at her hole and spit on her while lixie licks the spit back up and fucks it into her.

please refrain from reposting, modifying, translating, copying or stealing my work. - © binsito

#im so delusional #skz hard thoughts #stray kids smut #skz smut #binsito #skz x reader #stray kids x reader #skz x reader smut #seo changbin #changbin x reader #seo changbin smut #changbin imagine #changbin smut #lee felix smut #felix smut #fem!skz #fem!straykids #fem!changbin #fem!felix

[anzumari]

MY FIRST POST ON TUMBLR!! ANYWAY I LOVE SETH SM

Seth belongs to @codemiracle

I dont know what he does since hes on a computer, i just theorized that hes on MC's computer...

Im excited for the game :D

#first post #i love seth #i wanna sleep #im so delusional

[elliespeach]

hear me out… this with ellie im losing my mind (its a porn link open at ur own risk)

you’d be at a dinner party with friends and she mindlessly had her hands rubbing your thigh under the table, not even thinking about it. and it drove you fucking crazy, she didn’t see it at first but once you started squirming in your seat, crossing your legs and clearing your throat every few seconds, she caught on. she enjoyed it a little too much and let it go on for a while longer, then casually excused the two of you with a poor reasoning. not being able to wait until you got home so you fuck yourself on her strap in the parking lot. GODDDDDDDDDD

#daydreaming ab ellie and her strap #i love twitter #ellie williams #why does it sound like her too #im so delusional #idk why i’m scared to post this

[kentosbabes]

Eren being sick and you going to look after him :( This was very much just a ramble feeding into my delusions so I hope it's okay!

You and Eren have only been dating for a month or so, you'd often only meet up before or after work with him still in his suit and tie and answering angry phone calls from clients. His obsession with work meant Eren never took time to himself and only overindulged in meetings and paperwork. Of course he tried to make time for you, going on dates and taking you shopping but his job would always get in the way ending your time with him short with a quick 'I'm sorry ma' its work I promise ill spend the night next time 'kay? I'll tell you when I'm home' and a soft kiss on the cheek before he's rushing out your front door. He often also over compensated with gifts sending you flowers and designer bags in attempts to make up for lost time. You didn't mind much as you know how much his job meant to him and the time with him was special. You just wished he'd take some time off and look after himself.

Yet today when you turned up at his office you find it empty and his assistant rushing around the building you were questioning everything. He never misses work. Its all he does. You rush up to his assistant Armin but he doesn't even allow you to speak and just says

'He called in sick with a cold. Sounded bad but now I have to run the whole business and I cant find the damn stapler' he groans rummaging through boxes in Eren's office.

Usually he's so prepared and calm, apparently not today. You just nod and wish him luck before spotting the stapler handing it to him and heading out hearing Armin's relief behind you. Although you didn't like Eren being sick this was the perfect opportunity to spoil him. You head to the nearest shop and grab medicine, ingredients for soup and other things to help soothe him. Before you know it your standing outside the door of his penthouse ringing the bell. Eren opens the door wrapped in a blanket with a pack of tissues in his hands.

'oh hey' he says.

'hey, I'm sorry I heard you were sick and you weren't answering your phone so I just thought Id come and help I dont mean to intru-' you start blabbering and before you can finish Eren pulls you inside.

'I'm so glad your here' he says nuzzling into you. You simile and hold him for a while, running your fingers through his hair not caring about catching his illness only focusing on spoiling your boyfriend. After noticing the bags you brough Eren helps you put the ingredients and things away. After its done you place your palm on his forehead in attempt to check his temperature.

'Eren you so cold! come on you need a bath' you say pulling him to the bathroom. You dismiss his groans and begin to run a bath with bubble bath and lighting some candles while he sits on the counter starting at you.

'I'm not that sick' He says

'Eren your struggling to breathe, your freezing cold and you look like you haven't slept' you say rolling his eyes at his attempts to pretend he's perfectly fine. 'Let me look after you for once. please. I promise you'll feel better. I'll make you feel good'

'mhm I bet you will baby' Eren says before he's sneezing like crazy.

'come on love get in' you say ignoring his comments and starting to help him out of his clothes

'only if you join me' Eren winks at you. You know he wont leave it alone. 'Fine' you say before taking off your own clothes and getting in behind him his body barely fitting in the tub. You lavish him in soap slowly massaging it into his back and shoulders getting out all of the knots while he just groans and lays his head back on your shoulder allowing all of his stresses to fade away.

Once your finally out of the bath and ensure his temperature is back to normal, his body is too relaxed to do anything but sleep so you just help him change and get him into his bed.

'stay' he says with his eyes half shut clinging onto your body 'please'

'okay' you say glad you finally get to stay with him for a night. You cuddle up next to him under the covers and he nuzzles into your shoulder.

'I really like you' He begins blabbering in his delirious state 'like, really like you'. You only giggle in response running your fingers through his long brown hair. he hums at the feeling 'I like when you do that. Dont stop'.

'Dont ever leave me'

'Never'

masterlist

#eren yaeger #eren x reader #eren x y/n #eren yeager #shingeki no kyoujin eren #eren jaeger #kentosbabes #eren x you #snk eren #i want him so bad #im so delusional #eren #aot eren #aot #attack on titan eren #attack on titan #eren drabble

[skrimblo]

#i got bored so i digitalized these doodles i did during filipino class um #elibarra #??? #noli me tangere #crisostomo ibarra #elias #my filipino teacher will be burning me at stake #el filibusterismo #simoun #im so delusional #doodle #feeding the elibarra shippers a bunch of scraps i hopr you guys dont mind

[adharastarlight]

me: everythings marauders!

taya: ...but its not though

me: it is when youre delusional

#marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #sirius black #remus lupin #starchaser #wolfstar #im so delusional #taya #marauders era

[great-hon-equal-to-pot-pie]

Daily reminder that the term bitten/shared peach is code for homosexuality in Chinese culture therefore ShadowPeach is literally canon... The season four finale speaks for itself tbh....

#im so delusional #shadowpeach #lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach shipping #sun wukong #macaque lmk #six eared macaque #Don't take this too seriously I don't want ppl coming for me HELP

[eastonapologist]

aquarium date idk

#piranhashipping #william easton #john kramer #saw #my art #im so delusional #no one making content of them so i have to do the work #rarr #im so jealous of john i would also want to kiss william why did i draw him so blorbo-y...

[poe-tat]

Random hc based on something canon and my insta feed lmao

Bike=motorcycle (I'm too lazy to type that rn)

Okay so we know Chuuya had a bike right

Apparently he had a car????

And we know Dazai blew up his car right

So what if...

2 things

1) Dazai likes bikes or something

Or

2) he was being helpfully unhelpful

How?

Dazai knows that there are people who likes bikes

And was trying to help by blowing up his car or something

This is stupid but like what if...

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo head cannons #bungou stray dogs headcanon #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd skk #skk #this is so stupid #im so delusional #lmao

[soda-sunrays]

#mashle #mashle magic and muscles #finn ames #lance crown #im so delusional #mashle s2 e12

[jennrypan]

Anywhore..

I need a fic where Reader, usually super happy and excited about things. Comes home after maybe a week visiting family and they're just angry and exhausted, they don't even respond to texts from Miguel, (cuz they don't wanna bother him with their problems iykyk) Reader feels shitty and like a loser, and a burden (mommy issues go crazy lol) and they just ignore texts, don't post anything or even visit. They just shut themselves in.

And ofc despite calling them annoying all the time hes[Miguels] gotten use to the ridiculous texting and the jokes and memes Reader always sent him so..he's worried (But he'll just say Jessica or Peter was the one who noticed, not him ofcofc, he didn't notice..why would he?)

So he visits their home to see if they're at least alive and fortunately they are but they look like they'd rather be anything but, sooo..he convinces them to let him stay under the excuse of wanting to make sure they weren't sick.

And idk, Miguel maybe asks the wrong question/or says the wrong phrase without meaning to/ or just asks a simple "Are you sure you're okay?" And Reader just fucking. Breaks down :)) like they're trying SO hard to not cry in front of him cuz they feel dramatic and they're apologizing for being dramatic and YA KNOW.

He's just there :)) helping, assuring them, they aren't dramatic..they aren't being childish and he doesn't know what got them to this point but he's there and he wants to listen to them.

So he holds them and let's them cry and he even asks them questions about the things they like to distract them and just :))) yeah!!!!

Please.

(This is specifically made with a black reader in mind..I'm not projecting tho, never lol)

(Could be idk regular ATSV or no hero au, doesn't matter- )

#j.p speaks #im gonna COMMIT #im so delusional #but please. i just need A MIGUEL TO COMFORT ME AND MAKE ME NOT FEEL SHITTY. ty #miguel x reader #miguel o’hara x reader #x reader #fanfiction #spiderman 2099 #miguel x black reader #im so :))) okay i think #miguel o'hara

[vandrawn]

Am I the only one who noticed that Pete and Michael mention Mike Makowski with he/them pronouns??

Before you guys say anything, lemme be delusional!!! It really sounds like Pete is saying " 'em " in the first line

#southpark #south park #sp #south park goth kids #goth kids #south park mike makowski #mike makowski #south park pete #pete thelman #south park michael #south park henrietta #henrietta biggle #south park firkle #firkle smith #south park vamp kids #vamp kids #delusional #im so delusional

[iheartjustinh]

DUDEEEEE tell me why i just imagine that person as Justin Herbert like imagine 😫😫🤭

#justin herbert #im so delusional

[cult-of-the-eye]

Whenever I'm sad/panicking/generally not feeling great, I rotate the tma characters on a spinny wheel in my head to choose which one will materialise in front of me and comfort me. Today it was Martin Kartin Blackwood.

#it was VERY EFFECTIVE #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin k blackwood #jmart #hurt/comfort #im so delusional