#im not THAT short

[burbur-49]

@havingbloodisgay Octo, I blame you for this.

#whats in the burbur box #IM NOT THAT SHORT #😭😭😭

[idkjupiterdraws]

The recoms: Warren breaking the 4th wall

Warren: Im gonna break the 4th wall..AND YOU CANT STOP ME

-ILL GET UR LOVER ON YOU-

Warren: THEYLL HELP ME

- @dyingofcookies HES TRYING TO BREAK THE 4th WALL HELP ME-

Warren: -has a hammer-

-BITCH PUT THAT DOWN NOW!

Warren: I want justice

-FINE ILL BE NICE TO YOU!-

Warren: good now I want a vacation

-…..I’m broke hell no-

Warren: ……Ok then I wanna be added to the recoms series

-I’ll think about it *leaves*-

Warren:….-Breaks the 4th wall-

-Warren: wow…this is nice-

-BRO I LEFT I A SECOND-

-Warren: I’m about to break your kneecaps-

-….*leaves and then runs*-

-Warren: ok so I’ll be back after breaking a short persons knee caps.-

#avatar way of water #avatar #imagine #don’t ask why i’m doing this #recom squad #recom warren #breaking the 4th wall #I WANT MY KNEECAPS #IM NOT THAT SHORT

[mossycattail]

i wanna you're your hands up behind you and slowly lift your leash above my head until you're forced up to your toes to breathe, the height eventually getting too much for your tiny body to keep up with and pressing into your throat, forcing you to take in short gasps between coughs, and eventually stopping you from breathing at all, watching you squirm on the edge of unconsciousness before i drop the leash, letting you slump the floor exhausted

oh my god karl youre lucky im already red from working out in the sun

hot though-

#im not THAT short #asks #karl! #hornyposting

[pey-up]

Completely valid question which you must answer with 100% honesty: are you taller than the average 12 year old maybe robot boy?

Yes.

#I hate everyone im deleted my blog #IM NOT THAT SHORT #I AM VERY TALL #AVRAGE HIGHT EVEN #SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU #I DIDNT EVEN SPELL THAT RIGHT!

[percabeth4life]

(should i go down to my knees for impersonation height? :p) So obviously Octavian was utterly underused and lost potential, like so many characters, on a fanfic update though this is Adoption AU Nr. 298 where Kronos adopts Percy, did i tell you how absolutely cool Kronos is yet? fuck RR for his Kronos slander cause he was a great king and–ALSO DEMETER, THE *GREAT* MOTHER, RIGHT?

You're not that tall :neh:

AND HE WAS UNDERUSED THERE WAS SO MUCH TO HIM

Also leave me and my adoption AUs alone! The one I'm working on isn't even an adoption it's a Kronos!Powers Percy! That's entirely different!

But yes Kronos my King 💞 And Demeter the Best Mom 💞

Impersonate me in my inbox

#impersonate ask #im not that short #:neh:

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

#like im not gonna name names but i can think of at least 3 channels #where they stopped posting short form content and went #wait the patreon is paying my rent im no longer a slave to the algorithm gods #HELL YEAH TIME TO SPEND 5+ MONTHS PUTTING TOGETHER A 3+ HOUR VIDEO #and i eat that shit up every time

[thatlesbiancrow]

im out here sleeping horizontally on my bed

#full sized bed #kinda scrunched like not full on fetal position but like #im not THAT short

[stil-lindigo]

ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - On the 6th and 9th of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and the PCRF.

I'm incredibly lucky to be counting quite a few big names in the roster, including known Jesus and Odysseus enthusiast @wolfythewitch, the extraordinary fanartist @denimcatfish, and the incredibly talented @troubledminnesotan, as well as Lilypichu from OfflineTV.

You'll be able to watch the streams on the day of the event either on my twitch channel here, or via the links provided by the artists below.

Lilypichu

Cuptoast

Akairosu_

Sevvanto

Wolfythewitch

#we're all gonna be doing an aggie.io board together and taking requests #sort of like drawfee's charity streams if any of y'all know them #its my first time organising a fundraising event like this and i hope it all goes well #the stream on the 6th is gonna double as a practise stream for me since i wanna check if everything will work fine #fingers crossed!! #im honestly so lucky that these people agreed to this so short notice as well... #i promised wolfy id read the odyssey and the epic of gilgamesh so y'all better donate #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #free west bank #donations #pcrf #operation olive branch #donations for palestine #fundraiser #lilypichu #cuptoast #crumb #offlinetv #shamelessly trying to get as many eyes to see this as possible

[bubbleanonymous]

Short people problems

Haha very funny

#im not THAT short #r-right?

[hyunrun]

i love when an outfit looks as comfy as it feels !! feeling cute And fabulous 🌝

#these r bseically pjs lol #but they make me feel good !! #kals pics #can u believe this jacket is a size M... #idk what this manufacturer is sizing .. giants ?? #im not That short

[blondie-drawings]

working on some silly tlt memes for my friend's bday and I liked how this one came out 🥲

#i havent read the third book im waiting for the paperback to be released ToT #i dont care if it's kinda ooc for harrow i think she has the capacity to be a tiny feral creature #also i think gideon is short but harrow is shorter. like it's important to me that they're both RUNTS #anyway uhhhhh this is your problem now #the locked tomb #tlt #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #griddlehark #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth

[cimicherrychanga]

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

#shut up dave #since ive had so many ppl go years thinking im short only to find im taller than them #which i mean. is very fun for me. everyone expects a little pocket catboy. what do you do when i can spit on your head.

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it

#bro i have never drawn kissing before this isn’t that crazy? #btw this was all started by the Haley whipjack video where she said lae’zel was short? life changing. im never going back. #short lae’zel truther now till I die #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 #lae'zel #shadowheart #shadowzel #is that the ship name? idk #dnd #dungeons and dragons #what if we made out at knife point and we were both girls? #digital art #digital drawing #my artwork #fanart #bg3 art #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #wlw #fan art #bae'zel

[pey-up]

Stop lying to people on the internet

You

Are

Short

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE NOT MUCH TALLER!!!!!!!!!

#Please #I beg #Im not that short #Average height even #Stans shorter #And youre not much taller #>:'( #/lh

[hattersarts]

wives!

#good omens #ineffable wives #Crowley #aziraphale #i have essays on reasons for their designs but the short ones are: #Crowley said lets play with gender presentation in a gay way #and aziraphale said im gonna do my gender but gay #there are nuainces to the homosexualities 🤌

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

#diana might even need to be taller #bruce wayne #batman #diana prince #wonder woman #clark kent #superman #robin #jason todd #red hood #dc #wonderbat #superbat #dc comics #dc characters #and his bat boots add like an inch or so #short king #to be clear im talking about BATMAN #BATMAN LOOKS SHORT NOT BRUCE!!! #plus the boots add an inch or so!!!!! #i also said ABOVE average height!! #thank you that is all i love hearing your opinions #😊 #i edited this #to make it make more sense