#I WANT MY KNEECAPS

[idkjupiterdraws]

The recoms: Warren breaking the 4th wall

Warren: Im gonna break the 4th wall..AND YOU CANT STOP ME

-ILL GET UR LOVER ON YOU-

Warren: THEYLL HELP ME

- @dyingofcookies HES TRYING TO BREAK THE 4th WALL HELP ME-

Warren: -has a hammer-

-BITCH PUT THAT DOWN NOW!

Warren: I want justice

-FINE ILL BE NICE TO YOU!-

Warren: good now I want a vacation

-…..I’m broke hell no-

Warren: ……Ok then I wanna be added to the recoms series

-I’ll think about it *leaves*-

Warren:….-Breaks the 4th wall-

-Warren: wow…this is nice-

-BRO I LEFT I A SECOND-

-Warren: I’m about to break your kneecaps-

-….*leaves and then runs*-

-Warren: ok so I’ll be back after breaking a short persons knee caps.-

#avatar way of water #avatar #imagine #don’t ask why i’m doing this #recom squad #recom warren #breaking the 4th wall #I WANT MY KNEECAPS #IM NOT THAT SHORT

[eyes-of-nine]

early hualian dynamic my beloved(there's so much wrong with both of them but it's too early to get into it)

#trying to figure out how i want to draw them while slowly making my way through all the books #ignore the fact my style is doing some weird 180s recently TvT #...for the purposes of this drawing i did have to delete hc's kneecaps tho ywy sir stop being so goddamn tall #i really wanna make some designs headcanons for more characters and maybe some merch but aaaah #the brainrot is real #and they're the only thing keeping me somewhat sane rn #enjoy~ #tgcf fanart #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #my art #hua cheng #hualian #san lang #xie lian

[cairafea]

i think the fast travel in this game is very cool 👍

#ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #sissel #my art #fanart #comic #pov the ghost you just met after dying can travel through telephone lines (he is breaking privacy laws and you work in law enforcement) #look i know the phones are more like level select but they're also narratively fast travel #and i know sissel doesn't have a corporeal body but work with me here #sissel can just Say Things and the souls he talks to will just have to accept that because they're Level 1 Dead #what they don't know yet is that sissel is only Level 3 Dead with a severe No Context debuff #uh nothing i drew or said in tags should be a spoiler since it's all introduced in the prologue #knowing the ending of this game it's actually hilarious that sissel can go anywhere he wants to mess with every object in the vicinity #but only if he can reach it. #no watermark or signature do you see how low quality that sissel is #don't repost or i'll {Trick} your kneecaps next

[magicaldreamfox1]

and i will consume you

#i wanted to gif <3 pete <3 but I don't have access to a hq ep 7 version so i giffed this #now do me a favour and do NOT reblog this if u've only seen it on mobile #it looks 10000000000x better on ur laptop i promise pls go look at it #for the best experience open these on ur laptop and stare at each of them for at least 5 mins straight #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #vegaspete #my gifs #I'm serious do not look at these on mobile #i will steal ur kneecaps #bl shows #pete

[shinobufied]

one thing I dislike about the take that Dutch has ~always been that way~ and just kinda acted sane (as far as that works) for +20 years is that it paints Hosea as a complete fool.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think Hosea is completely untouchable, out of this world, a god amongst humans but he isn't stupid. As far as we are concerned he is a master at seeing through people, he reads them and tricks them like no other.

He's very smart and observant, often the one to take a step back and think things through thrice before investing into them and somehow you want to tell me he looked at loud, boisterous, energetic (supposedly manipulative) Dutch at the very beginning and thought "my god this guy is full of shit"?

Now, we don't really have any insight on how they really were before Blackwater or even years back when they took in Arthur but I truly and utterly believe that Dutch was making a real effort to do good, from the bottom of his heart, that he really tried to be better and ultimately failed. (and yeah, surely partly bc it stroked his ego but nonetheless)

Like, the first time we see, or rather hear that Dutch may be a little silly is in Colter, right after Blackwater when it was revelaed that he killed an innocent woman. This was also the very first severe stress situation we have "seen" Dutch in. He got lead on, maybe even set up after what sounded like a long period of luck and success and now him and everyone tagging along is in danger and everything has gone to shit.

The one that then seemed increasingly concerned and insisted on knowing what happened was Hosea. My thoughts are that Hosea knew that Dutch tended to act rash in stressful situations and that there was something nagging on his conscious, telling him that something went horribly wrong. Because he knew Dutch.

Dutch on the other hand started to grow desperate. He didn't just lose a ton of money and got the law after them all once again, but he also lost 3 members of the gang. 3 people to who he promised freedom and a good life gone just like that + he also started to feel the others losing hope and maybe he was confronted with the idea that maybe what he was doing wasn't as good and great as he has thought throughout all these years.

So he grows defensiv and even reckless because no, it can't be, him facing the fact that his time was not only over but he probably wasted all these years was a tad too painful, both for his ego but also for his being.

As time goes on he keeps slipping more and more since everything he does just seems to blow up right back into his face. The more he tries to fix the more to shit it goes and the desperation just seems to grow and grow.

So he clings to every little thing that keeps on making him believe that his cause is still good, that he's still doing right so he comes up with nonesense plans like Tahiti.

But most importantly, his probably biggest reminder still was Hosea. As long as Hosea was still there, still by his side it would be alright. Yeah, Hosea nags him all the time and they bicker and fight all the time, but he's still there, so that means he still believes in Dutch. With Hosea he could do it.

And then Hosea dies.

And the failure at the bank is so much worse than all the ones before because this time it wasn't Dutch that set things up, or Micah, or anyone else but it was Hosea. The very person that grounded him, that he clung to desperately to show him that his efforts are not in vain.

The disaster at the bank didn't only cost him Hosea, his life long partner, the person he trusted the most, but also the trust from the rest of the gang. John was already doubting him for some time now and now the others started to, too.

And maybe, maybe him doing all this what he thought of good these past years, saving and taking in people, wasn't the best for them at all. Maybe he doomed them more than anything.

But no, Micah is still at his side. And Bill. And Javier.

Well, if there's some people still believing in him then there has to be some truth to it, no?

Maybe Micah is right, maybe John is the rat. Or Abigail. Or Arthur.

Maybe all the others are just ungrateful. Maybe he gave them all and the moment he slips and fails they just leave?

Hosea woulnd't have. Hosea stayed with him.

Micah stayed with him.

And as he was on that mountain, looking at the boy he raised as his own, barely able to breath and all beaten up, telling him "I gave you all I had", that was the first time the realization of him not being as great, as good, as he hoped to be, as he tried to be, fully hit him and now he couldn't do anything but accept it. No denying it anymore, no deluding it. Just the cold truth.

#character study #kind of? #dutch van der linde #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #tbh i dont think him hitting his head was the cause of him going silly #he was always just a little insane and just wanted to proof himself #this is not a dutch defend post btw any of u accuse me of that and im taking ur grandmas kneecaps #he was quite hot when he drowned bronte tho ill give him that #also tbh maybe him hitting his head was kind of part of his madness but absolutely not all of it #annies brainjuice #i wrote this in my free period looking like a piece of trash so if u see any mistakes in this or something go die idk

[toxooz]

I consent to ramsuse obliterating me

#i had to it was righT THERE #if ramsuse wants to shoot me in my kneecaps hogtie my ass n throw me over a cliff who am i to attest

[xysidhequeen]

I adored the new chapter I get the feeling that Dick fully approves of Danny as Jason's boyfriend. Like Saving Jason from a second death and helping him adjust to the powers that came with his revival gave him major brownie points in Dick's eyes. But being generally a good person and having a similar sense of humor to himself means that Dick will skip the shovel talk and get to teasing Jason about his crush.

I literally can't wait for Dick to see Jason in Ghost mode. I get the feeling that Dick even though Jason hasn't told him his new name yet is going to recognize him immediately. I get the feeling that the magical rings of transformation that halfa's have are both going to be a great source of teasing and Evny. Teasing because doesn't the phrase magical girl transformation sequence ring any bells? Envy because Jason can now go from civilian to hero in less than the second.

Dick definitely approves of Danny as boyfriend material for Jason. Yeah he kinda chewed him out, but that just means he'll protect Jason. And Dick gets a brother in law who will indulge him in a pun off so Dick can't really lose here. I can't wait for Dick to show up again, he's already a favorite of mine to write and I didn't expect that at all. I'm actually going to have a minor new subplot added to the story where we deal with some stuff that apparently was happening to Dick around the time Jason came back (someone unfortunately informed me of Canon events. I asked for it. I just didn't expect them to be so awful, the events not the person)

Dick, meeting Phantom and Red Hood for the first time: my brother senses are tingling

Phantom: hey Di-

Red Hood, shooting Danny to shut him up: The fuck you want here hero?

Dick: >.> yo Jason you can stop pretending. There's like 5 people in spandex with a body type like yours and I know none of them would willingly come to Gotham

Red Hood: Well shit.

Dick will have so much new material to tease Jason with. He'll just start playing random magical girl show openers everytime he sees him. Even in costume. The goons are really confused because now they're getting beat up while the Sailor Moon intro plays in the background and WHY DOES IT FIT?!

A treat for giving me interaction which fuels me

💚

"Mmm, time to play whack a clown," Dannt sung softly as he twirled the bat, rings of light covering him and shifting his form to a more comfortable one. Danny let invisibility wash over him as gravity ceased holding any command over his body.

Danny took to the air and flew off, heading unerringly in the direction of the Asylum, the feeling of fear and rage growing as he approached.

#xy answers #tkahrk au #tkahrk #the king and his red knight au #the king and his red knight #dead on main #DeadOnMain #Dick is ridiculously fun to write and I have no idea if hes OOC but that makes it more fun #i mean if anyone reads my fic expecting canon theyve ignored several blatant warnings that I dont know Canon #the bits of canon i do know I really wish I didnt #oh and if its not obvious part 15 has Danny gratuitiously beating the snot out of the Joker #he has justifications for it obv but it boils down to he just wanted to do it #the justifications is that hes not sure when Jason will be able to send him to the shadpw realm but Joker cant bust out of Arkham #if his kneecaps are shattered. so hes really just doing community service #feeding the HC that Danny is a feral boy who can and will hunt down the Joker with a bat to dispense justice #we should see Spirit Gotham in part 15 too which will be far more pleasant

[zellkabellk]

My next tattoo project has been accepted by the tattooist 🙈🙈🙈 Their artist name is "Odji" and they do SUCH COOL SHIT I fell in love the moment I saw their stuff.... I'm getting 3 of their flash together above one of my knees (wrapping around the leg a lil) >:)

The session isn't till november tho (I travel at the end of october and I didn't want to have a big healing tatt WHILE TRAVELLING) but I'll keep this lil thread updated when I get there 🙏

#beary talk #beary life #odji #tattoo #tattoos #tatouage #tatouages #odji tattoo #odji tatouage #rly wanna get around to finding a handpoke tattooist around where I live too to try it out #ALSO I GOTTA MOVE MY ASS AND ACTUALLY DRAW THE SPECIFIC TATTS I WANT mkfjhgdsmkgfdsjg #there's bands around the forearms and bulls either on the ribs or shoulder/chest that I want #but I gotta actually try designs and see what shapes could fit.... #at least for the bulls now I think Odji could be a rly good style fit so... I know who to go ask to do them (maybe) #if they find the idea cool when i get around to doing it #but also about this one tatt on my leg #the idea once it's healed it to design a little 'fanfare' of tiny demons and fauns playing instruments #like a marching band #going around the kneecap #i think it'll look rly fun and cool #and later still on my other leg I'll get sth that's a bit equivalent to this BUT WITH BATS #because bats FUCK HARD best animal tbh

[trashhole]

More starbee vaycay

Today they watched the sunset instead

They stayed nice and warm (it’s chilly out on the docks!!!)

Boat date :)

My mom walked out right as I was going to make them kiss and asked me what I was doing 😭😭😭

She also said my starscream painting looks like it’s from a playboy mag 💀

Anyway I fell in a boat and broke the fall with my right shoulder and hips and now everything hurts so who knows when I’ll actually post art again 🤗

#starscreams kneecap almost fell in the ocean #and I also almost fell in the ocean #anyway I hope I get a burger later #i like burger it’s like the only thing I’ll ever be patriotic about #btw I love starbee #I think they’re so everything #really want to draw starbee vacay but my arm is so bleghhh #transformers #maccadam #starscream #bumblebee #earthspark #starbee #tfe starscream #tfe bumblebee

[artiquar]

Listen, I just think they should get a Moment to be soft,

#widomauk #or maybe #widoking #? #more influenced by the fact that Kingsley is gonna be in the reunion #im so excited to see him please give him the good life he deserves #mr mercer if you put my tiefling in danger im coming for ur kneecaps ( this is a joke ) #caleb widogast #kingsley tealeaf #mollymauk tealeaf #its vague enough i just wanted to draw a gentle forehead bump

[multifandommenace]

"You know, in 100 years, when I finally die. I only hope I go to hell. So I can kill you all over again you piece of shit."

#Fallout 4 #sole survivor #fanart #fallout fanart #digital art #my art #you don't understand this scene gave me enough brainworms to break through artblock #I can only imagine Valentine in the background watching this interaction as it's followed immediatley by psycho with an expression of horro #like I saw that man and intentially switched to the nastiest looking melee I had on my person #whether or not it was a good idea I just wanted canonically to kneecap him

[itsamenickname]

One of my favorite things about the Mario movie Bowuigi scene is the small possibility of someone recreating that said scene, but change it to where Luigi is interrogating Bowser.

#so just to clarify on this roleswap au idea: the only thing that would change is their roles #i.e. Mario and Luigi would be kings of the MK & Dark Lands while Peach and Bowser are plumbers (or something similar) in the real world #now their personalities on the other hand that would stay the same #e.g. King Luigi tries to question Bowser but he's a nervous wreak throughout the entire interrogation #you technically could switch both their roles and their personalities if you really wanted to #but the issue I'm kind of seeing with that is that there wouldn't be much point of a roleswap au at that point #e.g. if you have a roleswap au where Mario and Bowser switched both their roles and their personalities #then at that point I feel like Mario is just a redesigned version of Bowser (and vice versa with Bowser being a redesigned Mario) #does that make sense? #I should mention that I don't hate roleswap aus where both the roles and personalties are swap (I really don't) #but I'm intrigued in the idea of nervous Luigi attempting to interrogate Bowser (a literal 10 ft turtle-dragon who can easily kill him) #I'm not sure if anything I said makes sense but there's my two cents on a possible mario roleswap idea #also I will break your kneecaps if you ship Mario and Luigi together in this roleswap au #bowser #bowser nintendo #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie #mario roleswap #role swap au #mario au

[mossy-paws]

my summer vacation is gonna be WILDDDDD this year oh my god. First I have 2 week and a half long vacations with my dad because my brother is getting married. THEN. I’m going on a cruise with my mom and THEN at the end of summer I’m getting knee surgery because apparently I have like 3 different somewhat serious conditions going on all at once IN 1 SINGLE KNEE what the HELL MAN 😭😭😭

anyways yeah art is probably gonna be slowing down a LOT over summer and I don’t think I’ll be able to participate in artfight this year. Maybe a little but if I do then I’m gonna be focusing on close friends only really LMFAO

#Yeah #so about my knee #APPARENTLY #i have a displaced kneecap. Joint dysplasia. AND hypertension caused by the displaced kneecap which means I’m gonna be needing knee surgery #Me when my genetics are FUCKED WAAAAAAAH #I’m also gonna be volunteering at a marine center for some extra service hours for school at the beginning of summer so yeah my summer #Is gonna have no room for art LMAOOOOO #I’ll try to do a good chunk of stuff though so :3! #I got a bunch of projects planned and I’ll probably slowly work on those as summer goes on #And artfight I’ll just have to find room through my vacations! #I shouldn’t be TOO inactive but I know I will be after I get surgery so yeah! I’m gonna get as much work done in advance so I’ll have stuff #To post throughout summer :3! #Anyways yeah was just feeling silly and wanted to talk I’m relatively okay and I’m not in too much pain rn as I just got my knee brace in s #Yall don’t gotta worry about me too much HEHEHE #Anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk I got a psychiatrist appointment tomorrow so bye bye :3 #Cro chatter

[chef-alta]

TFP Breakdown gets kidnapped by shady organization using Cybertronians for scientific and evil gains, is dissected and killed off

Earthspark Breakdown gets kidnapped by shady organization using Cybertronians for scientific and evil gains...

#earthspark breakdown #tfe breakdown #tfp breakdown #spoilers #earthspark spoilers #12 yr old me was INCONSOLABLE when breakdown died in tfp all those years ago #im a grown ass man now but i am NOT ready to go through this a second time should anything happen to breakdown #i will headbutt ghost and mandroid in the kneecaps then steal they spines if they hurt my boy im so tIRED #but on the other hand the writer and artist in me wants to delve into the angst and make content based on it... #BUT STILL #earthspark team pls dont do this to my heart #milk tea spills tea

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Summary:

Three little scenes on the theme of singing.

:) I was in the mood for something short and sweet. Hope you enjoy!

#gotta go back to work for a bit but i couldn't resist posting this as soon as i had a few free minutes #i originally meant to post these on here only but the middle vignette got away from me a bit. lol #i think the moment miles complained about rose humming is the moment that cemented my severe dislike of him. like. dude. #your girlfriend is snow-white mary poppins the most adorable princess ever #and you complain? that she hums??? im going to break your kneecaps???? #idk what else i can say about dorothy singing 'what'll i do'. that scene is everything it changed my life ngl #i guess i wanted a happier memory related to it than 'oh she sings it and then leaves forever four episodes later' #i hope rose's pov works well! i'm never quite sure about it. i should give a try to a whole fic in her pov soon #please tell me im not the only one who found blanche's beer jingle to be the sweetest thing ever. she sang it in such a soft voice #like it's funny ofc but i just melted #might be because im in love with her though #i always ramble in the tags when i post this stuff lmao. i hope you all have fun #hugs and kisses for you! #the golden girls #golden wives #writing

[kheyys-worms]

No art for today. Just something I made to show how I feel towards my two faves:

#twisted wonderland #ruggie bucchi #jade leech #to ruggie: i want to give u the world. all the money and the food. i want to cuddle u and give u scritches <333 #to jade: watch u smilin all mysterious for. gonna bury u in my lawn so u get to be with those shrooms u love so much. stealin ur kneecaps.