#im farmboy

[pocketsniper]

silly crossover friendship. I hope you understand my Vision.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #engineer tf2 #dbd #dead by daylight #the hillbilly #max thompson jr #engineer #engie #my art #blood #southern farmboys that like to tinker with machinery and kill people. thats it thats the thing here #since im posting this to my tf2 blog i need you all to understand that max is probably my favorite dbd character. #i could fix him (platonic)

[domwitch]

I need to be a vicious evil warlord and he's my precious spoils of war that I scantily dress and drape over my lap so I can grope him easily during my council meetings >:)

#my post #still feeling violent #he's gotta either some random pretty farmboy i picked up or the prince of a nation im currently invading #oughh protected virginal prince kidnapped and taken by the savage warlord queen #we dont have time to unpack the racism/colonialism but we also dont need to bc its a sex fantasy

[rox-of-iu]

bought "immortal life" as a gift for myself and I'm immediately obsessed

it's stardew valley style farm sim but xianxia (said by someone who never played stardew or farm sims this is guesswork lol)

anyway it's early access now but it will come out as a full game in Jan 2024! and I guess there is a possibility that the price will go up once it's a full game cuz that happens sometimes so if ur interested now is your chance hah (its on sale rn for 11,19€)

#immortal life #immortal life game #chen yuanzhou #Mu Xia #wei hong #oughhh its so charming i love it #funnily enough every time i play rpg games i pause the plot to go fish or farm whenever I'm allowed but I'm not really into farm sims lol #but this one spoke to me due to obvious reasons hahha #shout out to yumehbby who mentioned this under my yi xian post some time back and its been in my wishlist on steam ever since lol #im holding all of the characters gently all of them are my beloveds #i wont go too indepth over it here cuz A. im just 10 hours in lol B. i will talk more about it in a post I want to make in the future #rec list with other wuxia games and such #anyway as you may have noticed in the drawings my squad is very broke. but especially me hfjkdhgk #why is it my job to pay for the rebuilding 😭😭😢 im just a farmboy shouldn't that be Ji Yaohuas job shes in charge of the finances??? #girl i love you but where am i supposed to get 5k spirit shards i just paid 3k ur killing me #is this her punishment for my unwise financial decisions of buying hair bleach for 100 gold pieces?? im sorry pls Ji-shijie......

[jazzkrebber]

Kaz would be the kind of kid to spill paint on the carpet floor, and in a moment of desperation for his mom not to find out, cut the carpet out of the floor, put it in the washing machine, and glue it back on even though there's still an obvious stain

#i know how specific this is #because someone i know did this as a child and im actually cackling #kaz when he was in his farmboy era #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #helnik #matthias helvar #nina zenik #zoya nazyanelsky #nikolai lantsov #zoyalai #malina #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #genya safin #david kostyk #safyk #king of scars #rule of wolves

[vakarians-babe]

me whenever people misrepresent, mischaracterize, dumb down, or otherwise butcher Corso Riggs' character

#corso riggs #swtor #im sorry the 2012 brainrot is circling back #'hes a misogynist' 'hes a creep to fem voidhound' 'stupid farmboy' 'mens rights activist' people will say anything and everything about him

[leo-nexx]

apparently i’m drawing dinluke now (this is a sketch, the anatomy is still fucked, ik lol)

#dinluke #din djarin #luke skywalker #star wars #mandalorian #flyboy #cowboy and farmboy fr #they’re so cute #im gonna draw them w grogu next #fanart #sketch #pls don’t look at it too closely thank you #gay #very gay #as always

[leons-lady]

You can't tell me this man ain't a sucker for The Princess Bride.

Take this before I start hating it 😭🥲

If there's a reader insert fic with Leon as Westley.... send it my way pls and thanks.

#leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil #re leon #realistically re2r leon would be farmboy westley #then older leon of any versions would be pirate westley #i find it a little easier drawing older leon #im still struggling drawing men tho #axyn's art 🎨 #my art

[sukugo]

any universe where obi-wan’s son luke learns to milk ani cow as well? i just love anaobiluke with bottom anakin <3

ANON!!!!! so i went to sleep last night thinking about this and i love it i love it so much, it has taken over my brain today (also fucking cheers anon anaobiluke with bottom anakin is THE shit 🥂)

so let's say during the whole anicow fiasco, luke hadn't been home, he had gone on a trip or was working away or smth idk. so when he comes home, obi-wan's like "oh, luke, due to circumstances, we uhh have a new member in the house. this is anicow." cue awkward luke/anicow first meeting. and ofc, obi-wan now has to teach luke how to deal with him and milk him

and so i was thinking of a scenario where one day, obi-wan goes out on an errand or whatever and luke is left alone with anakin. luke's just doing his thing around the house, when anakin comes to him, flushed and frowning

and oh, it's time for anakin to get milked. his breasts have swollen and there's milk leaking out his nipples. luke flushes at the image and he tells anakin that obi-wan is still out and he doesn't know when he'll come back.

(luke has never milked anakin alone himself, it has only ever been with obi-wan teaching him, guiding his hands and whispering encouragement into his ears)

(also, anicow is still pretty skeptical of luke/getting milked by him. bc only obi-wan can touch him >:( !!! no one else should be touching him!!! it took him so long to get comfortable with obi-wan, so yeah he's still working on it with luke) (but still, that doesn't change the fact that his breasts are leaking and uncomfortable and he needs to be emptied.)

so, anakin tells luke that no, he needs to get milked now. and luke's like "oh shit, ok, uhhhh come here then", so luke settles himself on a chair, and anakin comes to stand in front of him.

he asks anakin to turn around to sit diagonal on his lap

(obi-wan's taught him two positions to milk anakin. one, with anakin facing you while you squeeze his breasts and have the milk drip down. not the most optimal bc milk will get squirted at your face and you won't be able to catch much of it, but necessary to know bc anakin kinda likes it or smth

the second one, which is the optimal one, is with anakin in your lap—sideways bc he's too tall—so u can set a bucket on anakin's lap and catch the milk with minimal waste)

but anakin doesn't turn around and sit, he refuses to. bc apparently, he wants luke to use his mouth.

and oh shit, obi-wan did NOT teach luke that. he had only ever taught him how to use his hands. and it's not like he didn't know that obi-wan would milk him like that and it's not like luke can't figure it out himself, but he just doesn't know if he can. should.

so he lets anakin know as much, but when anakin wants something, he wants it. and he needs to get milked now and it needs to be with someone sucking on his boobs. it needs to.

so luke's like damn ok then, and gently pulls anakin and settles him on his lap. except this time facing luke.

so now anakin's boobs are right at luke's face, his nipples hard and perked and leaking, and shit. luke swallows. anakin whines and presses himself further into him, pressing his soft breasts against luke's face.

so luke does what he has to. sets his lips right at anakin's breast. and he sucks.

and immediately, anakin notices the difference.

luke is softer.

the first thing he notices is how luke's face is smooth, it doesn't rasp against anakin's skin like he has gotten accustomed to obi-wan's beard doing

he is also softer in his touch, less firm and gentler

while obi-wan's sucks are generally more calculated, more purposeful, firm and dry, luke's are much less thoughtful. duly inexperienced. chaotic and desperate and wet.

his first few sucks are hesitant. but only the first few. anakin's milk starts streaming and luke deepens his pull, turns further, sucking rougher and faster. and anakin can hear the desperate gulps in his throat. can see the milk streaming down his chin.

and while obi-wan generally keeps his tongue rested against his breast, moving it in casual, spaced out licks, luke's tongue flicks repeatedly against anakin's nipple, an incessant force against his sensitive teat. he moves so much more.

luke eyes flick up to meet anakin's and anakin whimpers, and luke notices how his ears twitch along with his body. luke turns his eyes back down and he gulps and gulps, until anakin is left dry, moving to work on the next breast.

everything's going good, right. except. luke is so so so very much into this and anakin’s letting out the loveliest moans, muffled whimpers and breathless gasps and it's so hot and it has luke horny and his cock very much straining against his pants

doesn't help that anakin's dick is also very much erect and throbbing between them.

so when anakin no longer has any milk to pull, luke removes himself from his breast, and finds anakin's gaze. anakin looks wrecked and luke feels the same—knows he must look the same. anakin’s cock drips against his trousers and his fingers clutch at luke's shoulder.

a question hangs in the air, and they only stare at each other, with neither wanting to address it.

but then luke's desire gets the best of him and his hand goes for anakin's cock, hovers inches from his dick, when the door opens and obi-wan enters the house, greeting stopped mid-way when his eyes catch sight of them.

#i actually love the moment when obi-wan comes in bc all 3 of them FREEZE #bc for anakin and luke it feels like it's smth they're not supposed to do #boi why's this so long if u even read this ily #sw #f.ask #anaobiluke #lactation #anyways! luke loves milk drinks a glass everyday so he is very excitedly drinking from anakin #also im like thinking about smth like farmboy luke who just ended up in obi-wan's farm one day and obi-wan kinda adopted him #bc im trying to think of a way to make luke anakin's kid #but in a not plot-disruptive way or something #bc anakin doesn't fuck he's never fucked the thing is how the FUCK does he have a son #(or at least like WHO could he fuck yknow #cuz the whole point is anakin nor luke know they're father and son) #or we just fuck it luke is his son no explanation no reasons he just is #maybe luke just spawned one day idk he hatched from an egg literally who cares. but he's anakin's son bc yes #anicow #ns4w #analuke #also fun fact! i may have masturbated thinking about this lmao #well not this exactly #but what happens right after #aka anicow getting dicked by obiluke 😔🙌

[angelboybreakdowns]

probably it is not true but I feel like you look like a mall goth

i dont think i do? i’vw been called ‘emo hippie grunge’ & ‘farmboy twink’ which are like closeish i thikn

update i have asked ppl. roah says i look like a generic transmasc & digs says i look naturey but emo & quinn says i look like a white boy (true i am a white boy)

#well except im not a twink buti do think i look like farmboy loser gay if that makes sense #also roah said my face looks gay #asks! #rambling #anon

[fungi-maestro]

Fuck you guys. Clark Kent has a Midwest Kansas accent. I want to see that guy just completely fucking up a sentence with a lot of R's and S's in it. Just totally dogshit. Pronounce the E's as I's, got it?

#seal.txt #I was born near the area smallville supposedly is and still live relatively nearby and. let me tell you #makes me so sad when i see people headcanon superman as having a southern accent #it is not the same. let us have this one. #i need representation for my horrible accent #that being said i do think he probably has the neutral illinois accent that tv people do for his reporting stuff #but if you listen in on him talking to ma and pa kent it will be similar to what I've stated. #also this is lighthearted im mostly just poking fun at people that arent aware midwest and southern accents are completely different #post brought to you by me seeing someone once again call clark a southern farmboy #he is not. kansas is not the south. unless you are from a place north of kansas i guess. #book club #dc comics #even my accent isnt the same as his bc i was raised more... right? on the map? is that west? i was raised more west in the ozarks #but as a farmboy i have the correct opinion here. #again though im mostly kidding around

[alter-ego-cole]

Do u ever just

Cuz this is me w/ Rodney deadass

Also sorry about all the long tags I just went off ig-

#he has so much wasted potential its so fucking unreal how fucked of a character he is #like him falling in love with EVERY FUCKING FEMININE HUMANOID THING HE SEES TF #like at that point Fresh should just confirm hes a furry cuz if he seen any of that then OH FUCKING NO #like one last thing he looks so wholesome like a cute big farmboy who wants yo use his kindness and strengths to help his team #but NOOOO he HAS to have his overalls stained with- #yknow what im not finishing that last sentence that was going too far- #total drama #td rodney #rant #long tags

[lovestruckslut]

god why wont anyone just spit in my mouth and cuddle me close

#living up to my username today and pining for a boyfriend whod be so loving and loyal #that i could go a little crazy in worshipping but wouldn't ever treat me bad outside the bedroom #who do kind things for me and not judge me and always smile when he sees me #but i live in the ass end of the province with the preps and rat racers #very few farmboys and hardly a jock in sight #and not single one weird enough to love me #i just want my soulmate and i dont know who or where he is just that he isnt with me and im scared im always going to be looking and empty #this isnt the page for all that talk but im so close to just giving myself to a rich man whod pamper me and pretend to love me if it means #i get physical touch #but god i crave the casual and domestic #im about to cry #and im trying to distract myself with sex but it doesnt work because i dont actually want sex i just want to feel my persons tongue #preferably down my throat

[max-nolastname]

@ dc folks i want yall to be honest!! in the repression olympics, who wins: bruce wayne or clark kent 

#the real batman v superman #watching smallville and baby clark is a lying liar who lies #aint there also like 5 people tops who know who supermans secret identity is #also watched death of superman ... like the man is holding back 24/7 ur telling me that doesnt also have emotional effects? #not to hate on my babygirl im just making the case that he's not the sunshine golden retriever farmboy yall make him out to be <3 #he can gaslight manipulate with the best of them #dc #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #dont aw shucks me country boy i know what you are

[oswinunknown]

it is only though finding mark edits on insta that i was privy to the existance of mARK BEING THIS FARMBOY PEASANT AND NOW I CANT EVEN FOCUS ON THE VIDEO ITS FROM IVE GOT SEVERAL FICS OF A PEASANT MARK X READER/TIME TRAVEL PEASANT MARK GOIN INTO DA FUTURE

LIKE LOOK AT HIM

i wanna walk outside to see him idfk piling up hay and pass by n give him a kith on the cheek before i go to the stream to wash clothes

#markiplier #help im down bad #but bruh farmboy peasant mark is smth i never knew i needed #LOOK AT HIM #markiplier fanfic

[fairyyeo]

new way home chapter maybe soon…ish.. ? …. :)

i need to update my taglist so if anyone sees this, send me an ask or dm to be added !!

#fairyyeo whispers. . . #i havent updated way home in like a year help #im sorry #i lost inspo for a while #im feeling the urge again tho so #yay #love my lil gay farmboys

[gay-hoodie-boy]

has he always been this goddamn cute???

#I think so and i've likely just been neglecting him for no reason. Oh god im screaming over here /j #strawberry farmboy