#im chronically online

[sweeneydino]

I'm feeling a bit better, still fucking sick.

I'll probably get back to posting, mayyyybbbeeee tmr idk, though it might be mostly 2003 tmnt art and stuff cause I've been catching up on it.

I'm on fast forward, and as you can tell, I love these goobers.

So their might be more little dragons content too lol

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #vinny rambles #im alive #im chronically online #lol anyway cya later maybe #tmnt 2003

[to-the-stars8]

Another niche thing to post to my blog, but whoever drew that Jason Todd catholic art, the one where he's clutching the rosary, left no fucking crumbs. That shit ate bro. Got me thinking of my bitch's struggles with religion and the fucking juice that could come from it.

#jason todd #catholic jason todd #excuse my excessive use of gen z slang #im chronically online #i say it ironically ofc #im eloquently spoken

[prince-man-twist]

I've watched every avantris YouTube accessible campaign, and I'm 65/91 for prime. After I'm done with Prime, I've got some one shots and most of the avantris and chills.

When I'm done with all of that, I will be a husk of a man

#ive no funds for the patreon im getting all the witchliight plushies #i started watching ouaw in november so its taken me half a year to watch everything avantris related i can get my hands on #legends of avantris #prime live blogs #prime #im chronically online

[cloverxo22]

merry chirstmas everyone 🫶🏾

#yuurivoice auron #yuurivoice #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice seth #yuurivoice finn #yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice lucien #yuurivoice faust #im chronically online #mario kart

[queenz214]

This how the recent music felt

#corpse #corpse song #corpse- under the weather #stream CORPSE under the weather #DERIVKAT #Let me let you go #Dervikat- let me let you go #Kwite #kwate #DGTL foot print #Kwite- DGTL foot print #under the weather #I’m every where corner on youtube #im chronically online

[frogfellow]

#oc artwork #im chronically online #angel oc

[blazeismyname]

My teacher was praising the class for being attentive and I said "Good job chat" unironically. And while wrapping up he said "I don't know what you called me but-"

This happened like 5 minutes ago.

I'm dying inside

#How #how did i manage this #i called my class CHAT #im literally going insane #im chronically online #thats the best explanation #send help

[toadminte]

2000 posts!

#2000 posts #tumblr milestone #im chronically online

[titobitex]

if you saw my last (deleted) post errmm no you didn't

#im chronically online

[the-post-crow]

10000 posts!

#10000 posts #tumblr milestone #im chronically online

[stvngrantsgf]

im such a spammer im sorry to my 2 folloers

#im chronically online

[8thmuse]

i think a lot of people miss the part where zutara is not enemies to lovers

its an enemies to friends to lovers, which is just such a better trope, and it highlights their friendship while not denying the fact that they definitely had some romantic feelings for eachother

#enemies to friends to lovers is the superior trope #enemies to friends to idiots to lovers actually #enemies to friends to lovers #zutara #atla zuko #zuko #katara #atla #avatar the last airbender #how do i use tumblr #chronically online #im never shutting up about zutara

[benjaminthecoathanger]

okay, because i saw a poll earlier and i thought the choices weren't clear enough and also the answers i saw to it annoyed me and also i'm curious:

NOTES:

I am including having watched gameplay of a game and not having played it as having watched the source material

In this context if you are writing fic/making art and you are not being commissioned to do so. This is purely for funsies

You getting into something because you saw a post/gifset/video about it and then watched the source material does not count. That's just how you get into new things.

Goncharov does not count because it's not real. I'll break kayfabe here I don't care.

#polls #look i got really annoyed by reading the tags of the since-deleted poll of people like 'did you forget goncharov hahaha' like. #that. that's not what was asked. #also like. i'll reblog posts of something ive not seen if i think theyre interesting/funny #but i don't count that as like. 'engaging in fandom" necessarily #bc to me at least fandom requires active engagement? and like im not gonna go hunting for like. leverage posts if ive not seen it #i also don't read fanfic like. at all. so i have no concept of how people read it? #like. i last read fanfic like 2 years ago bc i had just finished disco elysium #so people who read fic bc of the like. tropes or whatever like. i do not get it. im happy for you though #anyway. sorry i went insane i love u all #ben leaves the house #or doesnt. i guess in this case. a very Chronically Online Poll

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Gabriel : Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even KILL OUR BABY for your career.

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : AGH!

V1 : What the fuck. How could you?

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : D-AGH!

*whipcrack.mp3*

Gabriel : Mmm...

End Transcription

Audio Source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #hey you know how i said the next few posts would be normal. well. im not sure this one counts. #you guys know how it is around here. i dont have to explain #so this is what the whiplash is really for... i see. #the implication that v1 is the one who is pregnant. this is a lot. #how am i supposed to transcribe these sounds. i will never know #i trust that you are all chronically online enough to know what this is about #had to leave the music for this one. it adds to the experience #oops i forgot the main tags

[wisteriagoesvroom]

how each driver would respond to “would you love me if i was a worm” 🪱

(and you actually get turned into a worm)

charles leclerc: gets the whole ferrari team to take turns looking after the worm. there’s a care roster and a motivational talk and everything. you become not charles’s worm but the ferrari worm. he posts a really cool social media story about “my journey looking after the worm.” you are loved, if a bit haphazardly.

max verstappen: “do i have time to keep a worm? probably not. but i will get someone to get you a decent box i guess. sorry if my cats eat you.”

oscar piastri: “no. you’re a worm.”

lando norris: professes his love and says “of course i would, babe”. only to be away so much on holiday or busy on track that you eventually perish in your enclosure

lewis hamilton: yes and will get you the most beautiful box with all sorts of fronds and ferns. he will build you the cutest little jungle gym of mind-enriching worm activities. you will see him about once a year but he will make sure you’re always fed and happy. he will help raise awareness of worms in their ecosystems all over the planet

carlos sainz: actually is very good at keeping the worm/you alive but is thrown for a loop because charles and lewis are all doing exceptionally with their worms. he flushes you down the toilet in a moment of emotional distress

alex albon: doesn’t tell anybody about the worm but will eventually have the longest living worm although everyone will forget this fact.

george russell: holds a drivers meeting about whether it is ethical to keep worms and should they in fact be considered emotional support animals. the vote is split and the outcome is undecided

fernando alonso: makes a tiktok with you “day in a life with my worm”. then leaves you on the side of the road and you roast to death under the sun

lance stroll: begrudgingly looks after you for about a week after which he pawns you off to his sister who is now stuck with his random worm

kevin magnussen: gives the worm to his daughter who uses it for a school project. it’s very cute

nico hulkenburg: people forgot about him so he didn’t even get a worm. he’s not that sad about it.

zhou guanyu: would seem totally neutral about it but end up incorporating a worm design into his track fits and his helmets. his worm helmet goes super viral on weibo.

valtteri bottas: will use you for fishing bait and might be a bit sorry about it.

pierre gasly and esteban ocon: constantly fighting over the same worm. nobody knows that the other has the exact same one. it ends with the alpine TP stepping in and confiscating the worm. the worm somehow gets acquired by mclaren.

yuki tsunoda: he keeps you in a box that is structurally very questionable but yuki somehow finds time on the road to get you the highest quality worm feed and vegetables. you thrive under his gourmand care although he shakes the box way too hard sometimes

daniel ricciardo: changes you immediately for a caterpillar and hopes nobody notices. the caterpillar takes ages to turn into a butterfly and then people are asking bro i thought you got a worm. he gets a caterpillar tattoo.

sergio perez: couldn’t care less. thought you were roadkill stuck on his windshield and squishes you with the windscreen wiper by accident

logan sargeant: WHAT DA FUK IS A WORMMMMM? your worm life ends prematurely when logan accidentally drops your box on the floor. james vowles gets him a new worm and it remains to be seen whether the second worm is better (hopefully it is).

#f1blr #f1 #f1 headcanons #formula 1 memes #formula one #the grid #this is so deranged im sorry #but i had fun headcanoning what would happen if they had to look after worms #tales of the chronically online #ngl i made myself laugh while writing this #no worms were harmed in the making of this post #wiz.talks #wiz.HCs

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of my favorite (/sarcastic but not really cuz its like funny idk) things in fandoms is when people make ocs or self inserts or 'x readers' being shipped with characters, but the oc/sona/reader is literally just another character from the source material.. its like youre shipping the characters but didnt want to admit it, so you made a kinsona and branded it as something else..

and its NEVER subtle, actually its super blatant every time and im always shocked when nobody points it out..

i have seen uncountable saiki k x readers where the description is like:

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts he cant read for the first time, and even though he doesnt trust her at first, she keeps proving that she is kind and has good intentions!" you mean nendo? reader is girl nendo?

"this time, he meets a girl whose thoughts honestly match up with her spoken words almost perfectly for the first time!" hairo. youre shipping saiki with girl hairo.

"saiki meets someone whose thoughts are too fast and jumbled to re-" ITS AKECHI, THATS AKECHI, ITS LITERALLY AKECHI.

"saiki meets someone whose just as immune to teruhashi as he is for the first and only tim-" this is hairo again, awe bae you secretly LOVE haisai ?!?

"saiki sees his old childhood friend for the first time in years after an incident caused them to be apart and then they fall in lov-" WHY DID YOU EVEN WRITE THIS AND NOT CALL IT SAIKECHI.

its even funnier when they say its like that characters little sister, but the way they write it is still literally just the character, like their personality, dialogue, even their relationship, is the same..

not all of them fit this exactly, but the ones that take a boy character and turn them into a girl oc to ship them with a boy, it reminds of how in equestria girls they couldnt make applejack and rarity endgame so they gave them boyfriends who looked IDENTICAL to each other.. thats what youre creating, guys, youre creating heterosexual rarijack.

#these r all very specific examples because ive seen all of them #MAKE UR KINSONAS SHAMELESSLY IF UR GONNA DO THIS BRO OMG #STOP PRETENDING ITS LIKE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER IF UR JUST GONNA COPY IT ALL #i love kinsonas i would love to see actual kinsonas even if u structure them as 'x oc/reader' #none of these words are in the bible #say this to any not chronically online person and watch them short circuit #saiki k x reader fics are almost always like 'and then y/n SHATTERS TERUHASHIS EGO AND HUMBLES HER SO GOOD' ur sick in the head #x readers where they want to be the only person he likes and hes an asshole to everyone else also suck but- #people thinking he genuinely hates his friends is a phenomenon not exclusive to x readers lol its just far too common #sorry that was a side note #theyre not all bad #i dont even think the ones im talking about in the post are really bad- its just kinda dumb and silly #do what u want queens #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post