Tumgik
#im absolutely sick and vile
hueningshaped · 2 years
Note
omg not you watching those eps because they're my favorites stop i'll cry💔💔 once my break starts i'll watch your favs first🫡 if you're a fraud then we're frauds TOGETHER!!! we'll manage to watch the other episodes too, WE WILL‼️😾❤️‍🔥 and tbh no matter what your favorite ep is it's always valid, there are no bad ones and omg we're so behind already and yet they're dropping the new season😭😭 there is no such thing as talking too much about yourself omg i'm so curious about what you have to say🫶🏻🫶🏻 yes beffie i'm also doing great, i only have one week of uni left (although it's exam week😵‍💫) and then this semester is DONE i can't wait to leave my house again tbh i've been holed up in my room because i had so much to do😐😐 head in hands you're so ADORABLE hope something even better happens to you today/everyday!!!!! here's a surprise for you to make your day better🫶🏻 idk about you but i'm more of a 3rd gen stan and i actually prefer ggs!! especially red velvet my beloveds😭 a bg who will always have a place in my heart though is bts, i don't really keep up with them anymore :/ although they were the second group i ever liked, they were the first group that i reeeeally felt a connection to so thanks to them for making my 2016 so beautiful🫡 the way i felt about them then is the way i feel about txt now i could cry just thinking about that😭❤️ i love kpop, and i'm just a pop girlie in general really, i also love rnb, hiphop and my country's music especially from the 2000s but i listen to pretty much anything i don't care about language or genre, what about you!! what music do you listen to and also what kpop gen do you like most!!💗 -🧃
HI HIHIHIHHIIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI i can finally respond,,,, BUT YES OMG ur taste is exquisite bc as alwaysssssss i was laughing and in tears bc of how happy these episodes made me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i find comfort in the fact that we are frauds together <3333 xoxo (i think that means hugs and kisses but im not sure in what order hehe) surprisingly i’ve been watching the most recent ones and gawdd they are so funny but its okay ^^ it just means that we’ll always have more content to fall on (wait lemme take a moment for beffie,,,,,,,, HOW CUTE !!! OF YOU !!! to say so 🥺🥺🥺 im gonna pass outttjm,m,,,) oh gosh !!! you’re working so hard and ahhhhh i really hope that you’ve been taking care of urself during these tough times bc exam season is the absolute worst !!! pls remember to drink lots of water and get ur sleep especially after working so hard and being holed up in ur room awwww go bonkers when u do “escape” / are done hehe ^^ nope, absolutely not ur truly the adorable one okay? 🦖🦖❤️‍🔥 i feel like i keep repeating myself but really i hope everything is going 100%%% for you ~ omg me too,,,,, well i’ve always preferred ggs but i feel that i cant say that currently since i only have txt on the brain but it’s still true!!! ur big brained,,,, bc those 3rd gen groups are chef kiss i think twice was the main group for me then but i ate rv’s discography for breakfast lunch and dinner hehe what’s ur fav red velvet era 1!!! and me too omg are we the same person,!!?!?!? i was super attached to bts in 2016 and look at us now but with txt and u know what? im happy. im happy we exist in this same universe bc of txt, i was able to have the fortune to meet you, and very much vice versa 🌟💞 it’s so sweet that u have that sentiment and i hope u cherish that bc it’s a precious feeling <33 and omg something about pop is just soooo refreshing yaaa u have such splendid taste mmm truly chef kiss i admire that u have very eclectic taste !! god im talking so dang much vjjddnfn but i feel the same about language or genre but besides kpop i listen to a variety of pop mainly like dream pop, indie pop, art pop, shoegaze, etc but i also like rnb, rock, classical, alternative metal, hip hop, and other decades music hehe it’s not very diverse lol and omg as for kpop gen,,,,, i think it’s mainly a mix of 2nd/3rd gen groups i cannot seem to choose between the two,,,,,, yea 🥺 ooo ooo do u enjoy reading books or manga or watching movies or tv more ? :0 and if u choose, what books or manga or movies or shows do u like ? :0 that’s my question,,, so basic huh 😔🐿 and omg omg omg AS FOR THE SURPRISE (which im so funnily touched by omg i was over here giggling and just so fond i was almost in tears thank u for sending me that) HERE IS MY SURPRISE FOR YOU!!1! it’s not as good as the one u sent me but i just am lacking gyu content on my twitter lately it was hard to find something nice enough hhh anyway i sincerely hope you are doing well <33 from the bottom of my heart ,, some beomgyus for u !!!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
0 notes
lotus-pear · 4 months
Text
i wish all people who use others' art as a means for financial profit a very fucking kill yourself. i mean it.
122 notes · View notes
blush-and-books · 2 months
Text
"i know you have a lot going on with mike-"
"the only thing ive got going on tonight is you"
AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN DATING YET 😭😭😭😭
12 notes · View notes
soldier-poet-king · 1 year
Text
I try very hard not to hate and not to hate read and not to let little stupid things I see annoy me but oh god I hate [redacted opinion/topic] so much and I hate seeing [redacted topic/pinion] so much and I am full of violent rage and I hate that most of all
19 notes · View notes
chryblossomjjk · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
18 notes · View notes
lovromajers · 7 months
Text
If i think about how i turned 18 exactly a month ago i WILL break down 100% guarantied :)
1 note · View note
faineant-girl · 1 year
Text
i ate some greasy campbells soup and some bread. i am feeling a lot better
1 note · View note
dunwall-sewer-rat · 1 year
Text
Unpopular opinion time but I just saw a post that made my skin crawl.
I really think yall could do well to remember that being neurodivergent doesn't make you an entirely separate entity from other humans. Yeah that includes the gross neurotypical people.
Honestly kind of hate those terms altogether now because it seems like an excuse to consider yourself fundamentally better than people who's brain chemistry functions in a typical fashion. When it really fucking doesn't, and I say that as someone considerably neurodivergent.
But how in the hell are you gonna imply that being neurotypical means that a person doesn't experience guilt or grief of how their actions impact others, especially when those actions cause unimaginable harm to those close to the person in question. Empathy and compassion and fucking love for others are not something only experienced by neurodivergent people holy hell.
Why do so many people online delight in finding ways to think less of others, especially for immutable traits like the goddamn way our brains developed? What happened to people? Do you all just want to be the bullies that bad?
1 note · View note
txttletale · 5 months
Text
roadhogsbigbelly is doubling down. genuinely incredible (yes i am aware how deeply funny it is to start a serious post with that sentence. it is my one allotment of levity)
Tumblr media
oh okay you just assumed that "loliporn" was involved and something that i deserved to be associated with defending and accused of making "integral to the queer identity" because of stuff that the OP (who i cannot stress enough i never followed or talked to or knew in any fucking way!) did that got called out months after i made my addition?
youtube
the rest of his post is just a very lengthy way of saying "umm if you didn't want to be called a pedophile because you were mean about stardew valley maybe you should be more careful about how you reblog from". yeah buddy im sure you apply that standard to yourself too huh. im sure you pull out your Bad Person detector every time you reblog a fucking post and beam OP with it. you literally screenshot my post about how as a trans women i get this standard uniquely applied to me and went "um its a good standard though. answer for the actions of every fucking person youve ever reblogged a post by".
and all this whole fucking schtick where he's like "ummmm im not calling you a pedophile :) i just assumed you thought 'loliporn was integral to the queer identity' based on source: i made it up and am going out of my way to repeatedly say you're agreeing with pedophiles and not being wary enough about pedophiles and that 99% of people who make the type of post im accusing you of making are pedophiles" is so fucking pathetic and if you fall for it you are a blatant transmisogynist like come the fuck on man.
i am no longer having a nice time on the computer, i am pretty fucking angry. and all this because he "doesnt have much skin in the game" but he doesn't like my stardew valley takes! yeah man real proportionate response.
not to mention the aside he makes to say 'wah wah someone told me to kill myself' amiguito do you have any fucking idea what my inbox has looked like since this entire transmisogynistic harassment campaign began a week ago? i delete those asks because i'm not into flaunting every piece of online abuse i get to make myself look like the victim in computer arguments but it has been constant and graphic! breaking news, women are people too, some of the most cutting-edge research suggests they might even have feelings!
"oh i censored her identity i dont know how she even found it" oh okay so you were anonymously pedojacketing me to your thousands of followers while vaguing about a post i made that had thousands of notes and using the same screenshot that an uncensored version of was passed around with thousands of notes as part of a transmisogynistic harassment campaign last fucking week?
youtube
how could anyone possibly have guessed it was me! it's a real mystery man it was basically witness protection. "oh but i didn't know, i didn't know she was trans", maybe he'll also say he didn't know about the harassment campaign, hey fucker, maybe apply some of the constant scrutiny you're reserving for women who are mean about farming game and apply it to yourself and consider looking into these things before baselessly making pedo accusations against someone!
this transmisogynistic crybully shit is absolutely fucking insufferable and i am absolutely sick of it and anyone who buys into it. i'm done assuming good faith or ignorance. i am not going to be a good placid little bullying target and acquiesce to this vile shit. it's truly fucking incredible that a tme guy can be found out as an actual pedophile and guys like mr. belly can immediately jump into action to use this as an opportunity to denounce a trans woman who had one interaction with him ever that consisted of five minutes spent typing an addition to a post and hitting ''reblog''. & if you don't find that sickening then straight up you are not safe for trans women to be around.
949 notes · View notes
ashiemochi · 20 hours
Note
WHY IS EVERYONE BEING WEIRD IN YOUR INBOX
hi guys, welcome to my youtube channel! this is ashie and today, we will be discussing the topic or more so, the fans of the Resident Evil character; Leon S. Kennedy!! Now, don't fear or scream, for it just gets worse and downhill from here!!
You thought slutifying Leon was bad? You thought making Leon so out of character that it makes everyone frown was bad?
well you're just in luck! because aside from the incestuous and absolutely vile fanfics you find on this hell site about Leon being a fucking bug ripping your limbs so he could force himself onto you or him being YOUR STEP DAD, you will find worse!
and it will always get worse!! Because, not only are these awful to read and flat out appetite suppressants (I didnt eat for three days!!), but they also effect the writers who actually want to make good fics of their favourite comfort character! In fact, it ends up making writers flat out ABANDONING the fandom because some of you people are WEIRD!! (and dare i say, SICK)!!
sorry that im not that open minded about sleeping with my hot step dad or uncle!! i'd rather be sane and hate on main!! I don't usually judge kinks because to each their own, but please! seek help!!
VILE. and trying to be weird or overly horny in a satire manner is just as strange 😙
anyway guys!! i have to go shower to forget I ever saw some of you people wanting to sleep with your fucking step-dad or an insect! Please don't forget to subscribe, like, and comment down below your thoughts!
I'll (unfortunately) be back again soon! Bye bye!!🩷
Tumblr media
48 notes · View notes
roaron · 1 year
Note
FIRST OF ALL, I REALLY LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!! SECOND, I'M IN NEED OF SOME SOFT HCS WITH DENKI, COULD YOU WRITE THEM???
- YES I CAN. I’m so sorry if this is a little late, I’ve had about 14 million different requests to work on and im only now being able to post some of them. im just busy af BUT I really love denki and felt obliged to make this. HOPE YOU ENJOY ML ! (^ー^)
———————————————————————————
soft denki hcs
Tumblr media
- I truly think that denki just listens to this song while he does anything. is he sleeps it’s in the background, if he does homework it’s on his speaker, if he’s walking to UA it’s in his headphones. also, he associates the song with you, which is cute and shit.
———————————————————————————
(just some SFW soft hcs of when denki would be like in a relationship)
————————————————————
- denki is a big movie night lover as cliche and boring as it is. but if it’s a scary movie, instead of you being huddled at his side for protection, he’s huddled against you. his head is on the side of your chest with his arms wrapped around you waist and with your arm wrapped around his shoulder. it is what it is. god forbid a jumpscare comes on because he will most definitely accidentally electrocute you then apologise with tears afterwards.
- denki gets sick really easily, so whenever he has his weekly cold you have to baby him. and even when he’s completely recovered, he still pretends to be ill so that you’ll continue taking care of him. he really appreciates how you continue to stay beside him even if there’s a chance you could get sick too, it’s one of the many things he adores about you.
- he charges absolutely everything for you, your phone, your hairdryer, your laptop, everything. he’ll even push past his limits just to make you happy. you often come back to your dorm to see about 50 of your cables in his mouth, electrical currents sparking from his head and a dopey smile on his face.
- when denki’s tired, he crawls onto you and puts his head under your shirt, where he ends up falling asleep. he also drools a lot, so instead of the drool landing on the cover of your shirt, it lands on your bare skin. which to you is absolutely vile but you’ll never tell him because seeing his face so peaceful while you stare down the hem of your shirt makes it all worth it.
- whenever denki sneezes and he needs to wipe his nose he just uses your shirt. he doesn’t care at all if you find it horrid. he doesn’t even use his own shirt, it’s always yours. if you make a comment about it, he’ll just tell you it’s his way of saying he loves you.
———————————————————————————
512 notes · View notes
Note
WIBTA if I asked my dad not to be around me on my birthday?
I don’t know if this will get published in time my birthday is in about a week but I need to ask anyway.
I’m about to turn 18 and I hate my father, he ruins absolutely everything. He’s selfish and he’s gross and I hate everything about him. He’s a mean mean old man and I want nothing to do with him.
He lives at home and is married to my mother still and my brother likes him enough but I think he’s vile. He’s never cared for my mental health and I have 18 years worth of issues with him I can’t detail in this ask. It’s fair to say he’s emotionally absent and neglectful and he doesn’t care about me or my brother at all. He’s a bully, a child, a colossal fuck up.
I don’t know if referencing other asks is allowed, but that ask about anon watching a movie with their mother in another room actually reminded me a lot of my own dad in the way that he just doesn’t care about anyone but himself. It was so visceral in its description I wondered if it was actually my dad, but no, I don’t know that anon. I just say this because that feeling of suffocation in the ask is so much more eloquent than I can be at the moment.
I don’t want this piece of shit at my birthday. It’s my day I don’t want him there to ruin it.
But I don’t think im allowed to ask for that? I don’t want to upset my mother. We’re going out for a dinner at a restaurant and we’ll have to drive back with him in the car and he always says something to ruin any dinner ever, whether it’s something violently bigoted or yelling at me and my brother in the car because we’re not doing exactly what he wants. I know he’ll ruin my birthday, I’m absolutely fucking certain. My brothers birthday was awhile ago and dad very openly talked about how much the dinner sucked even though it was my brothers choice.
Its not just dinner, I don’t want him there at all. I don’t want him there when I’m opening presents, when I’m cutting cake, when people are singing me happy birthday. He’s made my life hell and I don’t want him to fucking celebrate with me. Especially not my 18th.
everyone else in my family will show up to my birthday, including extended family who are making the trip down, so it would be very obvious if he wasn’t there and I know it would hurt his feelings. I don’t want to hurt anyone, I’m not doing this to be at all malicious or intentionally harmful, but I literally cannot stand the thought of him being around it makes me sick to the back of my teeth.
WIBTA if I excluded him and asked that he wasn’t allowed to be around on my birthday?
What are these acronyms?
85 notes · View notes
munamania · 4 months
Text
ok um i am going to vent on something as someone with an outside perspective and people are going to be normal about that right. okay lol. im sick of hearing about taylor swift <3 as compared to a few years ago even she is like... suffocating. and i feel like we never advance this conversation because on one hand we have people who swing into full misogyny when talking about her, and on the other we have people who won't admit that she blatantly uses feminism to deflect from her problematic behaviors, or at least they won't like, do anything about it, and in this way she sort of ends up misleading a lot of young girls into like. girlboss liberal white feminism. im not saying shes a supervillain for it but you can't deny the ramifications of what she does and doesn't speak up about, just given the absolutely massive platform she has. she is the biggest pop star in the world
for the record, i don't expect taylor to be like. a normal person. she was very famous from a very young age and people aren't normal about teen/adolescent stars, especially when they're girls and women. she had her personal drama aired out in front of the world, had so much misogynistic dialogue surrounding her, from demeaning her success to interrogating her dating life (and never holding the pedos who preyed on her at a young age to any sort of standard!) and for many years people weren't very critical of that. it was normalized to be trashing this young girl's name and saying vile shit about her to like the entire nation and i dont blame her for being like, a little off after that. and yeah i also don’t think we should look to celebrities as our end all be all of activism and opinions on sociopolitical issues
but we've gone full swing into like. she is so famous and so big that her actions can be harmful and she does these things anyway because she doesn't expect her fanbase to hold her accountable, lest they be acting like the very sexists who tried to ruin her career. at least i imagine that's what the thought process is like, at least at some level, but at this point it's just like. this woman makes so much money. so much money it's ridiculous. idk how y'all fathomed paying so much for concert tickets but like i'll give props that they at least seemed to have some insane production/theatrics... so like alright. there's that.
but she is reselling the same songs. sometimes that don't sound that good. and making more money off that. yes yes to 'officially own them' and whatever. and releasing vault tracks and other versions of albums with different songs on them. but never all the same bc u need to collect them all. and the thing is some of them are like kinda bad. but you listen to them anyway because we live in a time of overconsumption/consumerism in late capitalism and it's like trendy and fun to be able to tell what song of hers is playing in the first millisecond. sorry or just your personal attachment to her. and don't say it's embarrassing to be a taylor swift fan these days she's like. so huge. and some of you equate embarrassment with having to hear criticism toward her. which might not be as common if swifties idk stepped it up and actually expected something from her?
which i guess is getting me to my main point here. can you imagine like. what would happen if taylor swift actually said anything about palestine? or anything of value in the world right now? no one's asking her to be a fucking scholar on it but genuinely sorry there’s like a genocide. several. the most documented real time genocide of our time i don’t care if it makes you upset that people expect something from her. she is time's person of the year. she has everyone from young girls to lesbians to gay men to bored football wives to dads to well fucking etc you get the point tuned in. she has dabbled in so many different spaces done so many collaborations aligned herself with so many entities who can keep up? if she, as massive as she is right now, posted something as simple as 'free palestine' or called for a ceasefire, can you imagine what would happen? i can’t help but think about it when day in and day out my feed is filled with screaming people being pulled from rubble or having their limbs amputated.
but she won't, because, quite frankly, what does she have to gain from it? she’s teaming up with the nfl right now to make some more money, she's gotta have at least like 4 new albums recorded in the last two years and at least um what three more that you're expecting? and she doesn't even have to like? write new music really? (edit: oh boy!) why the fuck would she be doing anything with her time other than poisoning the planet with jet fuel to visit her pr boyfriend?
taylor swift is never gonna be punk or what the hell ever beyond like a white liberal-at-best moderate woman. but if any of you could talk to each other and talk about, like, organizing in ways that it would be impossible for her to continue to ignore these situations, and just keep playing her tour FILM (how could i forget) in israel and etc, like if you could flood her socials or do a mass movement (and it would be massive given the sheer amount of peoples' top artists she's in) of not listening/buying/interacting with her stuff, until her agents and whatever had to make some sort of statement? like that's the only chance we've got with her
i'm not saying don’t be her fan, or listen to her music, or have an attachment, etc, but she's been around enough vile, anti-feminist, racist things this past year that y'all DO need to hold her accountable. like way more than you do. or it's going to be like really difficult to. tolerate it. haha. like you SHOULD be vocally and loudly disapproving of her actions when it causes a lot of damage overall. speaking up about her insane climate irresponsibility when we're having the hottest years on record is not the same as the people who felt the need to like pick apart her dating life on the news. but can we talk about how she's officially like. circled back and now is purposefully making news about her dating life? for her personal gain and that of the fucking nfl? lol. in a way it is funny for her to ‘take that power back’ in a way, of her image, and i think that’s how some people might view it, but like on the other hand she obviously is gaining a lot from this. you know. a lot of actual money. she is going to profit off this image of her being misunderstood etc for as long as u guys allow it and well i just think that has run its course. yk
continuing into 2024 (edit: and now with the release of a new album!) i don't want to see swifties automatically exonerating themselves from difficult conversations because like they feel like their fave has faced enough unwarranted criticism. or bc other people should also be criticized. much of it is warranted! and you guys need to grow up and be able to talk about it and stop painting taylor swift's face as like the Pinnacle of feminism. she doesn't and shouldn't have to be, and she isn't, and she should in fact be held accountable when she does really fucking shitty things on account of they're shitty! i don't care that she's a woman! it's like that meme of oh yay a woman democrat sent these missiles. oh yay a woman is massively damaging the planet and proudly dated a violent misogynistic racist, and faced minimum criticism for these things over and over because your only comeback is ‘well what about’ if a man did the same thing, etc, you refuse to just look at the situation we do have. yes we should. we should do that we should hold men accountable but you can also like not accept awful fucking behavior from your faves when you have a chance. do you think that’s helping feminism genuinely. use your voice use your power (your money) to like. do something for once. i cannot keep living in the taylor swift echo chamber.
and for the record. i like enjoyed taylor like back when i was a young girl and she had a few songs on the radio, and i honestly even had a moment where i used guys' opinions on her as a first step to navigate who i felt safe around in a very hypermasculine sexist college space. because yes. some people do need feminism 101 and some people's genuinely misogynistic rage will be demonstrated in their hatred of taylor and her success. but at some point we gotta move on from that. if some people will look at the most powerful woman in the world, who has enough money to stay away from them and an extremely massive loyal fanbase watching and supporting her every move - if some men take out their hatred on her, a powerful white woman, how do you think they view and treat women who are not white, thin, "conventionally"/eurocentrically attractive, or accessible to cis/het audiences?
anyway i hope that i can bring a conversation to the swiftieverse cause i honestly believe u guys could have comparable impact to like. bts stans. maybe. if you put your minds together for a good cause. and we don’t have to do the oppression olympics or whataboutisms or WHATEVER for forever. can we please move the conversation forward does anyone else feel insane with like where we’re at
on that note, i really do think now is the perfect moment for you to disrupt shit with your voices and demand better from her. it might not save the world, but it could make a huge difference in changing peoples' minds
okay um. thanks 👍
tldr i can’t do another year of swiftie discourse i just can’t please if there is a god out there help us
71 notes · View notes
cielwritings · 1 month
Note
Sebastian x fem ciel pregnancy headcanons?
! Sebastian x Fem!Pregnant!Ciel !
this will sound odd but i absolutely love writing pregnancy related things!! i always wanted to be a mom :,3 it's fun projecting that want onto characters as well.
note: i didn't change ciel's name, because apparently it's a girls french name! yet, i see some people say it's a masculine word?
the website i was told female name, had listed some characters/people with ciel as their name. it was mainly girls, so im keeping it
enjoy!
Tumblr media
All of Sebastian's sternness would go straight to zero once Ciel came to him saying she was pregnant.
No more corsets, no more excessive exercise, and definitely no more work. If Ciel has meetings, she'll attend, but if it's murder cases, Sebastian will deal with it while the other servants take care of her.
It's crucial to keep it a secret from everyone, though. So, he'll say she fell ill (which helps the morning sickness issue) and he needs to take care of her business.
All the servants are on their best behavior due to it.
Demons are beasts. Beasts have their own cycles. They have a natural breeding instinct like the rest. Though, Ciel wasn't expecting just how clingy the man would be with her.
He typically doesn't go to bed, or even lays down. But seeing her curled up with a pillow supporting her belly is one of the most gorgeous sights he's ever seen. He'll crawl in bed behind her, chin on her shoulder, rubbing her belly slowly.
Whenever she gets changed in the morning, he scoops her belly up and lifts the weight off her for a moment. She always lets out a sweet sigh of relief, melting into his arms. He could stand there for hours doing it, it weighing absolutely nothing to him. However, she had business.
Her cravings had gotten gradually more odd. She'd sometimes request something normal, then the next minute she'd gag and ask for something vile. Specifically, strawberry ice cream with curry and paprika on top.
Her absolute favorite thing to eat while pregnant, though? Sebastian's pasta. His pasta, which would be absolutely drenched in some sort of cheese, which was mixed with a few drops of frosting for a slight sweet flavor. She'd scarf it down, and Sebastian would have to wipe her mouth with a napkin.
She loved baby name consideration. She'd pick out 4 names for both sexes at the LEAST in case a miracle (in her eyes) happened. Though, regardless of the wide array of names, they were for sure naming their baby either Samuel or Nellie.
In the end, they had two twin girls. It reminded Ciel about something... but she shooed her thoughts away.
The birth was a home one, done in a soundproof room. Sebastian helped deliver the baby, and after, Ciel would frequently apologize (albeit not verbally) about the 'disgusting' sight he had to see.
"There's no need to do all of this. I've seen much worse in my time, my lady.."
"I told you, just call me Ciel. You just delivered our twin girls..."
"Very well then, Ciel."
..Oh, they named the girls Nellie and Stella, by the way!
29 notes · View notes
yarpharp · 7 months
Text
hey im back again barely a few days later and like.... okay so Astarion is Fucked Up™. But also, to be further Fucked Up (depending on whether you want this to be official canon or just leave it as old content Larian left out) Astarion was a fucking MAGISTRATE of Baldur's Gate pre-vampirism?
Depending on how you want to interpret this, that can mean a number of things. One: He was the equivalent of a sitting judge in Baldur's Gate courts. Astarion was an elf of 39 WITH THE POLITICAL AND JUDICIAL HEFT OF THE CITY AT HIS NIMBLE FINGERTIPS. Two: He was the equivalent of a prosecutor in Baldur's Gate courts. That means he was 39 and a goddamn lawyer. Three: He was the equivalent of a specialized judge, a "judge of inquiry." Four: He was a state/city-appointed official that handled population information, public registers, and acted as a public notary.
Either way, it's hard to listen to this possible-backstory of his life pre-turning and not go "Cazador..... You are a disgusting piece of shit. Absolutely vile. But also..... you turned a perfectly smart and possibly very able-bodied city official with political power into a goddamn enslaved prostitute? Other than the fact you are clearly a sick son of a bitch, you are also an fucking moron for letting that kind of talent rot."
I mean, Astarion as you meet him is not stupid. He's honestly worryingly smart and perceptive (generally, if the dice rolls are kind), and his ability to hoodwink people into thinking he's just some shallow vapid bloodsucker is quite the intricate little disguise. It's been his defense mechanism for over 200 years, but it might also hint at the fact he's generally quite good at running verbal circles around people. It deeply upsets me to think this elf had a very impressive career for an elf of 39 (not even out of immaturity by elven standards! Not even 100! He still had his elf baby name!) and was debased so fucking horribly. And sure, there's some other content attached to this possible-backstory. Hints that he was a "morally-questionable" magistrate, willing to take bribes or look the other way in some cases. But that doesn't mean he didn't have to learn ALL OF THE LAW required to have his city-appointed station, ALL OF THE EDUCATION. The man had to have been from a reasonably reputable background to even afford that kind of education. Higher class, certainly. The way he speaks is enough of an indication.
Idk i'm ranting. Lowkey more reasons to slaughter Cazador; fucker ruined the life of a goddamn Magistrate elf who was insanely young to have such a high position in city government. (if you vibe with that discarded canon. I personally think it fits him well and just lump it in anyway)
69 notes · View notes
shigarakisslutbag · 10 months
Note
PLS DO SHIGGY THIGH FUCKING HCS thank u ily
I honestly didn't think I'd write on here again but I can't sleep and it's like 5:30 in the morning lol. So I'll write some thigh fuckin' headcanons to ease the stress 😎 (also TW: for thigh fucking, somnophilia, long post in general LMFAO. If I missed anything I apologize. Also it's now 6:19 after finishing it so there's probably typos I've missed after briefly skimming this so Im also sorry for that LMFAO)
(EDIT after writing. I'm so sorry this ended up not being headcanons and was just a full on drabble I found of pulled out of my ass but I hope you still enjoy it lol)
Now truthfully I havent even watched/finished the seasons after season 4 lol. I'm in the middle of season 5 still because I'm severely depressed and can't enjoy anything. But that doesn't mean I don't still love shigaraki and tbh I still read fanfiction from time to time about him or dabi.
I feel like a lot of people paint shigaraki as either absolutely vile and grimey or just aloof and soft with a grumpy attitude. And I feel like it's a bit of both. Which really plays into his sex life (if he'll ever have one). But even without a sex life, his personality most certainly plays into his fantasies and kinks.
I want to also emphasize that fantasies are just that, fantasies. Shigaraki most likely has plenty of fantasies that he'd never dream of acting out with his partner should he ever have one. I feel like even if he had some sick fantasies or kinks, and you happened to be okay with it, he would still be iffy because if this man, for whatever reason, picked you out of everyone else?? He's not going to treat you like absolute garbage. Shigaraki is definitely not the nicest person by any means, but by God if he cares about someone he fucking cares. Esp because you're probably the only person who actually loves him in his entirety. So if he's into noncon, somnophilia, predator/prey play, or whatever, it's going to be a while before he gets comfortable bringing up any of those fantasies with you.
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, you're wondering "goddamnit ash shut the fuck up and tell me the thigh f-" wELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD YOU LISTEN TO SEGGSY MONOLOGUE OR YOU GET NOTHING. ty luv u.
Okay so his fantasies right ? What are shigarakis kinks ? Does he have any? Oh absolutely. And they range from either something as light and soft as hickeys and tying you up in silk while eating you out for 2 hours to nipple clamps and making you wail with hot tears and shoving a dildo down your throat telling you take it like you've taken every other mans cock down your throat because he knows stupid sluts like you are always capable of doing those things if you know it'll make your pussy soak the sheets.
Now it's not his top fantasy, but thigh fucking. And God do you have the prettiest thighs. It doesn't matter is there's stretch marks, if they're chubby, skinny, or if you have immense scarring on them he LOVES them. He loves how soft they are. He loves how they look in shorts or a skirt (esp when you keep trying to pull them down a bit because they're a size smaller than what you wanted so they don't pudge out). He loves how your delicate hands lay on top of your thighs while you fiddle with your fingers out of nervousness. He loves the way they move when he walks behind you, you have a walk that puts any model to shame. He just loves them . And by God does he throb at thought of getting to push his cock past your sweaty or oily thighs. The head of his dick barely kissing your clit each time he thrusts. But that's not the biggest and best part at all. He wants to wake you up to it. You've told him countless times he can wake you up to any sexual acts but he's still nervous. But he's really horny right now. And you're sweaty from the lack of AC and you're naked on your side sleeping away. But he genuinely can't think of anything else other than how wet your pussy must be right now and how slick your thighs must be from the heat of the room. His cock is absolutely aching to slide between your thighs and folds. He has never felt so hungry until he met someone with a body as inviting as your own. He's been stroking for the past couple minutes but it's just not enough .
He peels off the throw blanket you have over you because despite the heat you always love your blanket to sleep. But even after the blanket is removed you still don't wake . He slowly examines your body and grazes his hand down your body. Going over your shoulders and arms to ribs to hip bone. Finally meets that beautiful soft ass of yours. He gentle lifts your thigh to angle and can see your pussy . Its so wet and glistening from the lights on the street coming in through your window, beaming in and lighting up your skin to a beautiful warm glow.
He lifts up one of your slick folds, seeing your pretty clit and rubbing his thumb in tiny circles on it. He can't take it anymore and slides his cock between your thighs, his shaft rubbing your leaking pussy and making your clit throb even more. You may be asleep but your cunt is always awake and ready to be touched by him.
He starts thrusting slowly to building up that pressure in his groin to make his orgasm feel even better in the end. He can feel you coating his shaft with your juices more and more with each desperate thrust he makes to your thighs. Your thighs are so sweaty and warm and grip his dick so nicely taking any and every drop of cum he wants to and could ever give you. He can hear slight wet sounds coming from your cunt with each thrust that keeps getting more rapid and animalistic with each thrust because you dont know how to stop being such a needy whore all the time even in your sleep. Before he knows it you're gushing and your cum is on the sheets making him go over the edge. Now he's spitting thick, white shots of cum all over your thighs while drops of it roll down your skin onto the bed as well. You're still mostly asleep, but youve adorned a dazed smile on your face with a satisfied tomura passed out next you .
87 notes · View notes