#sham!s rambles

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ANOTHER footyblr accent challenge :3

How do you pronounce your (user)name?

What national team(s) and what club(s) do you support?

Where are you from? Do you have a regional accent?

Does your country have an accent/dialect you'd rather have?

If you got a kit right now, what players name would you get on the back?

What is your favourite kit of all time? What colour of kit would you like to see next season?

Pronounce the following football-related words please!: Premier League, Bundesliga, Liverpool, Manchester, Tottenham, München, Dortmund, Didier Deschamps, Ange Postecoglou, Thomas Tuchel, Gareth Southgate, Micky Van de Ven, Heung Min Son, Diogo Jota, Joško Gvardiol, Joshua Kimmich, Lovro Majer, Caoimhin Kelleher, Emre Can, Kai Havertz, Dejan Kulusevski

Pronounce the following words please!: Scissors, Lunch, Pineapple, Zebra, Windows, Muscles, Cinnamon, Tomato, Advertisement, Vase, Calendar, Ballet, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both

What is your most behated manager of all time and why?

What recent match did you enjoy/hate a lot?

Say your favourite phrase in your native language and explain it!

Thank you :0!

#guys is this too much? tell me QUICKLY so i can edit it #sham!s rambles

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I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

#BAHAHHAHAAAA! #sham!s rambles #stole this from the person who did this w ragnick btw im so sorry i cant find you!!!

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Lily im not gonna answer that 😭

#IN MY DEFENCE! I LOVE THIS IMAGE REGARDLES!!! OK!!!!!!! SHE IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME. THE IMAGE. #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

Oh my god my little english culture studies lesson is soooo interesting i actually might have to ditch pre and proto history/archeology for anthropology once and for all next semester 😭

#aaawkward.... i need to talk to a coordinator anyways because the bachelor is called ethnology (ew disgusting) and the master anthropology #and i do not get. why. like what. whhyyy is it like that. #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

Jürgen Klopp: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called "best portuguese footballer in the world" itll have you zoinked outta your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

80 minutes later: dude HES A LAD FROM PORTUGAL, BETTER THAN FIGO OOOH HIS NAME IS DIOGO!

my buddy diogo jota pacing: 🥅⚽💨🏃‍♂️🎮👾🕹️

#sham!s rambles #needed a new pinned post 😭😭😭 #sorrey ive killed this joke... do u still think im hot

[whoevengaf]

Anus slut #ynwa 🫡

#we literally did not beat them (balds) and now we have joined them (balds) #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

Newcastle united: got some straight gas 🔥😋 this strain is called "saudi arabia state fund" itll have you zoinked outta your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

2 years later: dude i swear its been a minute

my buddy eddie howe pacing:

#i literally created a masterpiece i cant lie #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

Help my mom binged dr house and refuses to watch the last season because he dies 😭😭 and she doesnt want him to die! So she will just ignore it!

#sham!s rambles #icon 😭

[whoevengaf]

Cant be arsed to do my course work time to follow a bob ross vid digitally

#sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

BRENTFORD HAVE WON MORE GAMES AT STAMFORD BRIDGE SINCE APRIL THAN CHELSEA LMFAOO

#btw its TWO versus ONE game one IJBOOOOL #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

I used to think hash browns were full of weed...

#like weed brownies 😭😭 and i wondered why the us made such a big deal of legalising weed because hash browns were available everywhere 😭😭 #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

Driving back to germany 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

#ILL MISS CROATIA SO BAD AND I CANT STAY LONGER BECAUSE I MOVE TOMORROW AND UNI STARTS IN A WEEEELKK #week* #sham!s rambles #i feel so bad i love it in croatia so much now as a kid i hated it but i looooove spending time here now AND WE ONLY STAYED A WEEEKKK <///3

[whoevengaf]

If allie brings about a booben renaissance i might have to press that 'stop getting notifs' button ....

#sham!s rambles #five long years at stake

[whoevengaf]

Excuuuuse me??!!??

#jayphobic fr #sham!s rambles

[whoevengaf]

Had a great bdayyy ty all for all the wishes <3 love u guys sooo much you liikkke lowkey made me a better person a bit these past couple of years <3333

#sham!s rambles #alsooo hope you had a great national sham day! #own pics

[whoevengaf]

Oh my god they put all my pookies in one little video

#that lfc team meeting one no way #sham!s rambles