#if you haven't heard. yeah

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance. #“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol. #and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here. #just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is” #idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it” #and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

More MDZS and Hollow Knight! The cool bugs I found in my backyard have started to unionize.

Part 1 - Part 3

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #hollow knight #Once again not tagging all the characters due to sheer volume #Thanks for the warm and lovely reception on the first part of this crossover! #even people who haven't heard of hollow knight were very sweet and excited. #I redrew and redesigned some of the characters that people were asking to see #and while I still think I could play around with them a little more I'm pretty happy with the results B*) #JGY getting kicked down the stairs is part of his personality at this point. Of course I had to introduce him as such #Im pretty sure its not JZX who kicks him the first time but birthday boy on birthday boy violence is too funny to pass up #Madam yu being mosskin-like but distinctly not from the same clan was pretty important to me when designing her. But I was at such a loss! #By *chance* I saw The Hunter's design and thought 'YEAH THATS THE ONE'. Let milfs be terrifying. #Little apple originally was gonna be 'the girl who's backyard this all takes place in' but ....little bug steed.... #In case you are wondering whether the Lan juniors are suspicious of the fact LSZ has twice as many legs: No. He's 'just like that' to them. #Part three will be in less than a week! Time to see the other side of the crossover! #I am so happy that I can draw silly crossovers and have people cheering me on! Yippee!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Crowley, a romantic: I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door...

Aziraphale, a hoe: Slither right in, my dear, slither right in >;)

#hozier #good omens mascot #i'm sorry guys the bullshit is real and i'm back on it #AZIRAPHALE IS MY FAVOURITE HOE #aziraphale #discreet private gentlemen's club #yeah okay babygirl whatever you say #good omens #I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THIS SONG. #good omens fandom #weirdly specific but ok #crowley #asmi #lgbtqia #aziracrow #ineffable hozier #ineffable idiots #good omens crack #good omemes #why are these my thoughts now #from eden #welsh seduction machine #what did i expect #michael sheen #david tennant

[dreamaze]

BFFL 50/∞ ↪ the beautiful old couple prize

#mx7net #monstaxedits #minhyuk #hyungwon #monsta x #weekly idol #tuseral #wabisarah #oorieri #userkyutie #megtag #wings.gifs #wings.original #bffl series #bestie beloveds!!! #💜💜 #happy 50th (!!!) bffl post to my favorite most beloved old married couple of kpop <3 #so true of everyone they've come in contact with over the years to be like. yeah those two are married #p.s. if you haven't heard this with audio please give yourself a little treat <3

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

the mask that Light Yagami slathers on while he's in public feels like it was the result of asking someone who had been isolated in a bricked-off room for several years with nothing but a TV and a collection of Afterschool specials to build a person completely from scratch. he reads like a vague imitation of a human being that's been zipped into a pretty boy skin suit. "believe it or not, Ryuk, I'm actually a pretty popular guy-" I don't fucking know how, man. easily the most impressive thing that he ever managed to achieve, and yes, that includes his Almost Successful attempt at world domination.

#when you're a teenager in 2006 and also a mass murderer and also autistic #I haven't read the manga yet but I have heard that apparently after Light was discovered to be Kira it wasn't made public info? #but! if it Had Been. #you can't tell me that some of his old classmates wouldn't have been like 'y'know actually yeah that makes sense with hindsight.' #death note #light yagami #anime #cloey talks dn #dn live blog #mine

[dootznbootz]

Had a thought while i was chilling with my cat today, as you do:

Penelope is the weird Water Wife™ and Anthos is a black cat. We all know that black cats are something else, just weird in their own way.

So.

Are those two just weird together?? Do they stare at you, unblinking, with their pretty eyes?? The half-naiad queen is watching you with her cat on her lap. They're silently judging you. As if she wasn't scary enough on her own - she has a black void with two big eyes by her side as well.

I'm sorry i'm really intrigued by the idea of weird wife and her weird cat.

YES!!! I love my weirdos!!! Also her and Odysseus are a lot like cats in a way as well >:)

Have their "favorite people", chaos, don't take orders from really anyone, etc. They're like kitty cats 🥺 even with how they're affectionate in a way. they're fidgeting with each other often but also will stubbornly be like "I want snuggles. I don't care if I'm uncomfy. >:( "

Odysseus: You know, I'm not gonna stop carving. You might get some wood shavings on you~ Penelope, knowing he won't let any get on her face at least: Don' care. Odysseus: Okay, if you say so. Penelope: ... Odysseus: asdfghjkl You stop that right now 🫵👁👁

Penelope: Odysseus, I'm trying to weave. (one of the smaller looms from the later periods, not accurate but don't care) Odysseus, squeezing her tighter: MMM >:( . *insert that baby seal video type of MMM* Penelope: At least your hair is tied up, but you can't be mad at me when your hair gets woven into it...Stop fucking with the thread, Odysseus.

You want something sad? >:) You want something really sad, Niko?

Years later, while Odysseus is away, something she's wearing keeps tickling her. She gets annoyed with it and has it taken off to see what it is ("My weaving is always flawless. >:( wtf is this?") only to look in the area and see that it was hair tickling her. A tiny bit of it is coming out from the cloth. It's not black and straight like her own. Nor is it black and curly like her son's. It's auburn and curly. Anticlea died years ago. And she remembers what she was doing when she first started this weaving.

And she weeps. :') Even gone, he's constantly "there" you know?

ANYWAYS!!! BACK TO KITTY CATS!!!

Penelope liked these critters because of that but also, "Heyyyyy, you're pretty good at fishing, you funky little creature!!!" Also, they like playing with string so weaving is always fun. Little headcanon but Ithaca doesn't really have as many cats as Sparta (hopping off ships from Egypt). So while Odysseus has seen them, he never really thinks much of them but then Penelope is like "yes, this is my weird little creature. You think you like me? You like this creature now." and he plays with Anthos a little and then is like, "Okay, I see why you like them...Penelope, why is she buzzing?👀 You promised you wouldn't put me in dangerous situations anymore!"

Probably a few cats are brought over for her but it doesn't become like, overrun you know?

Probably others were a bit annoyed by it at first. (cat hair to clean, cats are chaos, etc.) but the king and queen are scary when they want to be. Argos gets along pretty okay with them too!

Since having kitties outdoors is very dangerous, as there are birds of prey and such. A hawk once picked up one of the kitties but an Owl brought kitty back :')

Kitties know that Olive tree bed is NOT a scratching post.

Kitties will sleep with Penelope and check on her when she weeps :'D

"PENELOPE! ANTHOS JUST PUT A DEAD MOUSE IN FRONT OF ME!" "Sometimes they do that. Think it's the cat way of showing you they care." "I don't want this!"

so it's been around 7 years (changed it from 5 to 7) of them being married when Telemachus is born. And Anthos (and others) are very gentle with him but also "please don't grab me so roughly with your little baby hands".

Anthos is a bit older by the time he's around four so Penelope usually holds her but Anthos has had some kittens and...

Penelope: Telemachus, you sure you got him, sweetie? Telemachus: Yuh-huh.

Telemachus loves them as well btw. And he learns how to hold them right but the cat he's holding is pretty chill anyways.

When Odysseus is a "beggar", and before Penelope comes to see him. He sees two kittens playing and thinks "Okay, they're definitely from Anthos' line." and rips a bit of the rags he's wearing to make a string and kind of plays with them. Then Melantho comes in and they run off and he's like "okay, they don't like you. Why is that?" and then he sees why.

When Odysseus is on Aeaea, it's...stressful and he feels on edge. He gets a specific "nightmare" and it's not a fun time. Yes, they dance and sing but he's still very stressed. (Headcanon that Odysseus is actually a pretty good dancer.) Circe has a lot of BIG cats and she has one that is a big black panther with blue eyes (yes, this cat was once a man. he actually will kind of have a story of his own in my fics eventually) And sometimes when he's by himself and not doing well, Big Black kitty will come in and kind of lay on him. Makes him think of Anthos and home. :'D

Polites: That panther seems to like you a lot. He's always following you. Odysseus: Yeah, he's my buddy.

"You were human once... Do you miss them? Your loved ones? Do you even remember?" *headbonks him*

*Big kitty yawns* "You know, my wife has sharp teeth as well being mostly naiad. My son most likely too by now... He was teething when I last saw him but the two he did have were already sharp. Penelope would soothe him with water when he got fussy from them..."

Penelope's 75% Naiad and Telemachus is 37.5% :D In some versions, Icarius and Tyndarius are half naiad! >:D And ANY chance I can have Penelope be weirder, I will FUCKING take it.

#I really like big panther and Odysseus🥺 Polites is a comfort for him as well (and he befriends a few nymphs. #He hums a lullaby that Penelope used to sing and one of the nymphs is like “Oh wow. I haven't heard that in forever. How do you know that?” #and he gets excited as “oh yeah you're nymphs!!! Hey. uh. do you know a way I could possibly like. connect with another nymph?🥺” #I have so many ideas :'D but so little energyyyyy #nightmare is where it's a nice dream at first and he kisses Penelope only to pull back and it's Circe and then he wakes up. #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #nikoisme #PEN YOUR QUESTION IS COMING OUT TOMORROW I HOPE #ask #Water Wife

[steakout-05]

*clenched fists, head on the table, white knuckled, seething, hyperventilating, visible veins showing, sweating, about to burst into tears, shaking violently, going to explode*

it's.... spelled........ JON.............. arbuckle........

#how i actually feel when i see someone spell jon arbuckle's name as ''john'' for the 574867347th time /j #jon arbuckle #garfield #shitpost #i find it interesting how many people spell his name with a H though #like i get that john is the more common spelling but also it was never written or spelled that way in any garf media #it's more common with people who haven't read garfield which is understandable actually #this post is a joke i don't actually get mad when people spell his name with a H #it's just like... you know that feeling you get when you really REALLY want to correct someone on a piece of info you know they got wrong? #yeah it's that #i'm very passionate about garfield if you couldn't tell lol #i guess there's just so much misinfo about garfield that it gets kinda exhausting #like i've heard a couple people say that garfield was made during WW2??? #and when i first heard that i was like ''????? literally no it wasn't???'' #like i mean this in the most polite way but What The Actual Fuck Are You Talking About #omg that's like that andrew garfield tweet i hate so much. you know the one that says that garfield was created by his granddad- #-about his cat who was named 'lasagna'? i hate that tweet with every fiber of my being there's SO MUCH wrong about it it's not even funny #i think that tweet is actually satire though but honestly it's so hard to tell what's satire and what isn't anymore #anyway. jon is spelled jon not john have a good day :)

[trashcatsnark]

Oooh, so this is my first time restarting completely since some of the patches/hotfixes- and I saw a video of this scene being in EA, but never saw it in the final game until now. It's uh.... bugged to fuck, cause the camera for convo/cutscenes like can't decide if gale turned around to face you or not, so something he acts like he's talking to your face while you're like **hovering behind him** and sometimes he talks over his shoulder.

But god I like this scene a lot and like between this and the "go to hell" one, I really like that uh it feels like we're setting up a *go to camp, talk to gale, everyone is like ohhhh I heard you talking to gale* Also, Astarion questioning me on how I'd prefer to be murdered if I turn- beautiful. He very eager to stop my "pretty little heart" but definitely totally only if he has to.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion #if you haven't gotten the scene gale basically looks at a mirror image of himself calls himself handsome #then says oh yeah btw we should definitely be turning by now but we are not thats weird #then astarion offers to murder you and shadowheart says she heard voices calling her a beautiful weapon on the ship #you know- just guys being guys

[bookwyrminspiration]

this is a fitz loving blog btw. 100%. you can have your own opinions about him but this space is one supportive of his rights and wrongs. you will not find a face friendly to your bashing here. leave in peace or leave in shame I don't care which, stay in respectful silence if you like. just know I will not apologize for and don't need to justify to you the complete adoration I hold for fitzroy avery vacker <3

#kotlc #fitz vacker defense squad #thinking about some of the responses to the stellarlune survey... #you can have your opinions I just think you're wrong #yeah it's subjective but i don't care #you're allowed to have your own opinions but guess what! that also means I'm allowed mine! #i haven't heard a new argument against him in years so I've pretty much stopped listening #even with new canon it's the same critiques and like. we've been over this before I don't care #you can hate him. you're allowed that #but i'm also allowed to love him. and I will. and I do. #fitz <3

[threadsun]

sorryfor asking but who are Rory and Jean? I haven't seen any art of them anywhere

As far as I know most/all art of them are on the snaccpop patreon.

They're just small side characters who have nothing but names and a couple pieces of art, who I decided to give personalities and backstories to and flesh out as full characters! I saw that no one in the fandom was really writing about them or anything and wanted to fill that niche by making them proper characters :3

All we know about them in canon is that Jean Laurent is the actor who plays Rory Rainberry on the Sunny Time Crew Show back in the 80's and Rory is a baker. That's it. That's all we've got. So everything else was just... me making shit up? And people seemed to like them? So now they've stuck around on my blog as proper characters, and I even see other people writing about them sometimes!!

So yeah they're basically my special little semi-canon guys :3

#sunshine #asks #18+ only #the art of long haired Jean lives in my brain rent free at all times #minus the stupid goatee #also the matching art of Rory where he's lazily smirking god I love them both so much #but yeah they're. barely characters in sdj so like #if I changed the names and faces they'd just be OCs #and there's very little art of them either #so it's no surprise you haven't heard of them tbh ^^'

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Just know the urge to rewatch the breakfast club is plaguing me and it’s entirely your fault what have you done to me /j lol

LOL DUDE I was literally just talking with one of my sisters about how I'm kind of itching to rewatch that movie now lmaooo you *should* you should actually!

#asks #(also the reason I haven't rb'd the piece yet is cause I sent you that last message then got hit with the sleep deprivation beam haha) #(and today I went out) #(aether's version too aether if you happen to see this I absolutely saw thank you love ya lol) #BUT ANYWAYS YEAH #I just showed my sister ur b.c. art (she doesn't know d&dads she's just heard me babble about the Close boys a lot lmao but she likes b.c.) #and she went ''OH SLAY'' hahaha #she was saying how she used to be obsessed with that movie but doesn't like it as much anymore #Me though? I saw that movie when I was 15 and depressed out of my absolute mind so. I think it deserves a fresh watch loool #the criminal was my favorite because I am. how you say. predictable. #but I wonder if I would feel differently now... #looking at your piece specifically though I've been thinking ''shit I kinda wanna write the au now''- #which is to say that I think *you* worsened *my* brainrot hahaha #anyways yeah you know what yeah Mack me personally I think you should fr yw for the urge jaheklfhl

[thelaurenshippen]

sometimes you have to put on the speech from the great dictator set to hans zimmer's "time" and feel every human emotion

#it still goes hard #I haven't seen this movie in like 15 years #but this speech sure had an impact!!!! #and thank you to this random person on youtube who heard a hans zimmer score and was like 'oh yeah I know what to do with this' #anyway we're going through it writing-wise at the moment #cannot write a single good sentence so I'm just listening to good writing

[races-stupid-cigar]

Kid Blink is the kinda guy to extremely over compensate when it comes to his bisexuality going over board on his love of women thinking that if he forgets he likes men too he will be able to forget he can't even get being a man right in the first place that maybe if he tries to pretend to be a straight guy he will at least get the guy part down because that's better than his insecurities telling him hes just a confused girl

But there's Mush with his goofy grin and moral compass head and how much he truly cares for Blink through all his ups and downs Mush want to be there with him all of him he just can't ignore that no matter how much he wants to so yeah with the other guys it's all about dames and lady's but at the end of the day Mush is his one and only

#Kid Blink is trans he told me himself #Babygirl I can project insecuritys you haven't even heard of #I haven't seen 92sies in months sorry if these fuckers are out of character they have like 20 lines in total together #Newsies #Blush #92sies #Prompted by his showboating line in kony talking about getting Saturday night with the mayors daughter #Honestly I like the dynamic of just Blink being trans rather than t4t for them yeah t4t is fantastic but I prefer other ships for that #I like the idea of Mush even if he didn't understand all Blink is dealing with being there for him

[punctuation-completionist]

how do you feel about the ‘apostrophe is a letter’ argument

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1/22

i mean i just don't think it is i suppose? i haven't really heard that argument all that much, i just think the apostrophe is a stand-in to indicate abbreviation rather than a letter in its own right.

i think if we were to get down to the nitty gritty it is phonetically a letter (or at least the glottal stop is) (but apparently in the ipa the glottal stop looks like this ʔ so that's something) and in languages like hawaiian and samoan that use a latin alphabet but are polynesian, the glottal stop (or ʻokina) is very much a letter and that's clear cut, but in english i wouldn't say it is (also technically it is a different symbol than just the apostrophe but it also looks very similar so i think it should be included in this conversation)

anyways tl;dr i guess, i wouldn't say it is in english but it's slightly more nuanced than that if we leave english

#ask tag #i mean that's just my two cents on the matter tbh there could be some element i am forgetting #i think the fact it also has use in the possessive makes it not work so much because there it doesn't make a contraction as much #so it's not subbing in for a vowel and i don't think you could argue for it being a letter #i haven't really heard this argument all that much so i don't have a super good argument but yeah

[witchwhaat]

so. i watched anatomy of a fall

#FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING CINEMA #I LOVED IT SO MUCH HELLO??? #and i wasn't even expecting anything from this movie i've only heard that it's good from my friend and that the doggo Acts in this one #and the trailer got me intrigued #and it was The Best decision to go see it in cinema #i was SO engrossed #and i'm Amazed at how GOOD this kid's AND the dog's acting is?!?!! are you kidding me ?!?! #they both deserve an oscar i'm so serious #i've never seen an animal Act like this #and i'm so impressed with the kid #also? are french courts and trials actually like this? bc if yes then it's fucked up #the prosecutor was PISSING ME OFF #and usually i don't like trial scenes in movies but here? they were pissing me off so much (good) that i was even more engrossed lol #oh and the fight scene was so good. delicious even. haven't seen such a good fight scene in a long time #and also😶 im not immune to swann arlaud aldhxajjchcjss #if you know any good films with him let me know bc i need to see more of this man #to sum up: some good fucking cinema highly recommend watching it #but also if you think it's a typical crime/mystery film it's not imo #i also just love how they've done it bc it's 2.5 hours long but i haven't felt it at all #so yeah. here's my anatomy of a fall reaction noone asked for lol #agnes talking

[moregraceful]

Also I deleted the post bc it was a bad version of myself, but I'm gonna say it again, it is bananas to me that Taylor Swift only sang one song off of her self-titled album in the Eras tour movie. like girl you cannot hide from "Tim McGraw" and "Teardrops On My Guitar" even if you were just cosplaying Tennessee country like those songs put you on the goddamn map and this is how you repay them??

#the thing abt the eras tour movie is. it unlocked many opinions about taylor swift's music i didn't realize i had #''is fearless her greatest album'' i asked myself. ''all these songs are bangers i still know all the lyrics'' #no dummy you only know all the lyrics bc your 15yo sister put the house in 24/7 tswift lockdown every time she released an album #these songs are fun but more importantly your sister is 6in taller and an athlete so you didn't control the aux past the age of 17 #i haven't listened to a taylor swift album in full since 1989 was released (when my sister moved out)...some of her newer stuff is fun #don't blame me is pretty good. wish i had not been surrounded by middle schoolers the first time heard it. #but she's got some bangers. DON'T tell me anything about her personal life i don't wanna know and i don't care to learn #(my coworker: ''i forgot she swears so much on reputation and midnights 😭 oh well our kids probably see worse tiktok every day'' #me: 🫠🫠🫠) #also side note my 21yo coworker was like do you ever call our kids ''my kids'' around people and do people get really confused #i was like yes. people think they are my real kids and ask how old my kids are and i say high school and they get kinda worried #she was like yeah....my college classmates asked how old my kids are when i said i was taking my kids to the eras tour movie #and when i told them middle school they got really really alarmed and worried about me #nonprofit work lol. i'm stressed all the time about other people's children. i call them my kids. they all lowkey hate me. life this is it #fresno oilers.txt