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fun fact if you want to see videos before a certain year on youtube, you can put "before:[year]" after what you're searching for.
the results are glorious.
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the way u draw toby gives me sm life. truly the silliest i wanna kiss him on the forehead frfr!!! i hope you’ve been having a good month :3
daww u shouldn't have
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Pet peeve: whenever people react to/present dirty talk out of context and are like "wtf, this is so weird this is so gross/cringe" ect. ect. Yeah. All dirty talk is cringe when you aren't fucking. Just the normal shit 90% of people say is cringe when you aren't horny and enjoying it in a sex way. Thats why smut is so hard to write, because you either need to make dirty talk that isn't cringe (almost impossible) or manage to create the space that puts dirty talk in context (less difficult, still can be hard, depends on how much the reader is willing to lean in). If you read almost any smut when you aren't ready to get horny about it, its going to be cringe as a rule. Some of the shit I see people react to as "bad smut" in books is just... normal dirty talk. Very normal dirty talk, not even weird or awkward. Do you fuck?? Its fine if you don't, it just seems like you're not qualified to be assessing this text idk
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nothing has ever made me more sure than phil using dan’s phone number for everything
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hate/love when you're watching or reading something and you can tell that a theme or motif or connection or something is present but you can't quite articulate it into words in your mind. feels like staring down into a dark pond and seeing something moving beneath the surface but you can't tell what it is yet
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I'm gonna try and sleep but
DC x DP prompt
The big bad of the week (universe threat edition) will destroy earth if someone doesn't guess specific two words they picked. It can be in any language (even one the big bad thought of himself) and there has to be the specific meaning behind the words. Another thing is that it hid itself away somewhere on earth, and the heroes have 24 hours before it kills everything.
Bla bla Heroes scramble to find it, they find it, but oh no. A teenager is already next to it saying something!!!!! Are they gonna doom the humanity????
This is obviously live bc ppl r dramatic like that, so there you have heroes trying to reach the kid in time as they are saying something---
"your mom"
Boom.
The big bad self destroyed. Viewers are baffled. Heroes are frantically trying to find out what the fuck, bc their guesses was something really unique and to theme, not....... This?????
Meanwhile Danny was just fucking around with this random machine, and when he realized it was a weapon of mass destruction, simply decided to destroy it with his wail. Now as the consequences of his unfortunate choice of words, there are journalists, heroes, big bad juniors and redditors trying to put him on a trial for supposedly endangering humankind. Oops?
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