#if u dont agree sorry idgaf

[cabensqn]

i have this headcanon that the man alex talks abt in ghost (" and when we're in bed together at night, he whispers my name, emily")

idk why but i feel like alex wouldnt be intimate with him

lesbian/sapphic headcanon aside i just think being intimate with someone would be very awkward once they saw the scar on her shoulder but idk thats my opinion

ok but Alex’s ptsd was never explored a lot if at all

when she comes back in s10 and elliot says something like, "we were there when you got shot?" when alex says she would pick up the phone to call then remember, she has this look on her face and again maybe i am overanalyzing . but to me she seems like she's still traumatized

idk i just might be insane about my headcanons

but also?!?!??!?! still not over "its hard to be someone that youre not" AND THE WAY OLIVIA’S SMILE FADES WHEN ALEX SAYS SHES WITH THAT MAN

OLIVIA GIRLY ALEX DOES NOT GAF ABOUT HIM SHES STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU OKAY GIRL

sigh thank you for coming to my scatter brained ted talk

#shitpost #alex cabot #law and order svu #svu #cabenson #olivia benson #cabenson is loml #my headcanons #if u dont agree sorry idgaf

[isamoa]

“ WHAT GETS THEM HARD! ”

jjk men x f!reader ࿐ MDNI.

ᰔ、summary. jjk scenarios on how their dicks get hard ofc

ᰔ、tags. (ft. gojo, geto, toji, choso), nsfw, female anatomy, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, sexting, masturbation, etc.

ᰔ、a/n. these are just my silly depictions. if u dont agree idgaf lol

SATORU GOJO has the dirtiest mind and the highest sex drive. his pants definitely start feeling a little tighter at the sight of you eating a popsicle or something. specifically in public. he would have no shame in it either—casually forming a smirk on his face and dropping a snarky innuendo about the way you’re eating. “can you suck me off like that when we get home?” he’d mumble from across the table, his eyes peeking out from the top of his glasses, a smirk plastered on his lips; wet from the constant licking of his tongue. your eyes widen, a small ‘pop’ sounding from your mouth when you took the frozen sweet out to gasp at the man in front of you. “gojo! are you serious?” you’d yell in a whisper, looking around to see if anyone had heard him. “you’re right,” he’d sigh, standing up from his chair to reveal the very prominent and very obvious bulge in his pants. “we should just do it now.”

SUGURU GETO on the other hand is a polite man. like satoru, he’s a real freak in the sheets—but not as shamelessly. the littlest things can get him hard for sure, but unintentionally seeing your undergarments would really get him going. like an accidental peek at your panties from under your skirt, or a shirt thats a little too see-through showing off the print on your bra. he wouldn’t say anything of course, not right away. you would just be minding your own business one minute and then he’s dragging you towards the bedroom the next. “sugu- what are you-?” you would ask in a confusing tone, craning your head to look at the said man who was now behind you—pushing your stomach up against the countertop; a single hand brought up to grope your breast while the other laid flat against your hip. “your bra is showing.” he’d let you know blankly; an attempt to distract you while his hand slid it’s way into your pants. you would look down in response to his comment, noticing that your bra was in-fact showing like he said. unfortunately for him, you also already noticed the hardon pressed against your back.

TOJI FUSHIGURO gets hard from eating pussy. simple as that. he will get embarrassingly sloppy—juices coating his face and dripping down his chin, loving every second of it while his cock slowly grows harder. emphasis on grows. and if you think for a second that he does it for your pleasure, think again. this man will eat you out purely for his enjoyment only. his eyes are closed and his hands are squeezing at your thighs—legs thrashing uncontrollably from the uncomfortable pressure in his pants that’s about to come undone. “toji- let me help you.” you’d beg with a whimper, dragging your hand from the top of his head down to his cheek when you noticed the constant shuffling of his legs and the crease in his eyebrow. he’d laugh darkly, the breathy snicker creating a hum between your core that made a whine escape from your lips. “im fine mama,” he’ll say cockily, pulling a hand away from your leg to undo his zipper. “ill cum soon, you don’t gotta do ‘nun.”

CHOSO is a needy guy. his face will turn red at a simple flirty text—but send him a slutty pic and he might just cream his pants. fully naked or dressed in lingerie, his favorite or not, he will definitely feel some pressure down below. he might ignore you for a while, uncertain on how he should reply; if he’s even able to. “fuck- couldn’t wait till i got home, could you?” he’d whine quietly, trying his best to keep his voice down from the bathroom of his office job; one hand holding the phone up to his ear while the other rushed to unbuckle his belt. “sorry cho,” you’d apologize from the other line, voice rather faint as you posed for another picture to send him. “when are you coming?” you ask doubtfully just as his phone vibrates with another notification from your contact. “now- im comin’ now baby.” he replies with a huff, phone almost slipping from his ear. “really!?” you try to clarify—much more excited than the first time. “no, i mean im cumming. right now.”

#my goofy ahh side coming out with the choso one #THIS TOOK FOREVER #toji x reader #toji smut #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo smut #geto x reader #geto smut #choso x reader #choso smut #jjk scenarios #jjk x reader #jjk men x reader #jjk smut #isamoa #jujutsu kaisen smut

[ccuniculusmolestus]

What do you think about Camilla/Charles? I don't know what to think, was Camilla forced to sleep with him prior to his deterioration/alcoholism or was it out of choice earlier? Because if she was indeed initially doing it consensually.....it would baffle me, considering how romanticised she is in this fandom, and apparently criticising her means you're a misogynist.

Oh boy.....

I agree w u sooooo much. Anyway, I do think it was consensual starting out (which must have been their teens probably). Now, not to imply that power dynamics don't exist even in siblings (you know older siblings have more of an influence on a younger sibling) and you know, especially in that time, a brother would have more influence/power over a sister.

THAT BEING SAID. Them being twins becomes very significant. Not only are twins a symbolism of mirror imagery (so then they are "equals") and the power dynamic might still exist but it wouldn't be as pronounced. Additionally, Camilla and Charles' similarities are focused on intensely in the book. Donna didn't just do this randomly (writers seldom do), and she didn't do it just to focus on Camilla's boyishness, at least not in my opinion.

It leads me to believe the relationship between them very much started out consensually, though the whys might remain murky. The loss of one's parents will cause trauma and everyone deals differently w it, idk, I don't want to say it was their way of coping bcs it just seems.....weirdly disrespectful.

I see people always bashing on Charles for what he became towards the end of the book, but Richard remains a well liked figure despite literally fantasising about r wording camilla. Curious.

I like Charles, perhaps even a bit more than I like camilla. (In the first part). He seemed more human and likable to me 🤷‍♀️ Not henry, not Francis, not Richard and not camilla possessed the reluctance or empathy when they, in a very cowardly manner, murdered someone who had thought of them as friends. Richard might have expressed grief and regret later on, but I take anything he says with a grain of salt, since he most likely only wants to paint himself in a better light. It was Charles who seemed truly broken after what they did, which makes me think he was better than all of them, which makes his corruption and deterioration even more sinister and tragic.

And I'm sorry you feel that way, but its so valid. To those people who bully others for their dislike of a fictional female character (yes. Very feminist of you to bully women (and others) for not liking the fictional character you can project on. Where would international feminism be without your tumblerina war on members of a niche fandom.) Camilla is not a feminist icon. She would not like you if you were another girl in her class because she thrived off the attention she got on being the sole girl in a pack of boys. Maybe its because Richard's hyper romanticised version of her is so vivid that most of you forget what camilla really was like, and even if you dont care for/congratulate her for being a "girlboss" man manipulator (for leading them on and playing a weird game of incestous jealousy with her incestous brother)-- i dont know, incest just makes me uncomfortable, and I kinda lose respect for characters who engage in it consensually. Even if its fiction it just gives me the ick.

That being said, I don't care if this fando, romanticises camilla or kin her or project on her-- bitch idgaf. Do whatever you want, write and interpret her as you wish- the fun part about having your mind is that ITS UR MIND!!! Whatever happens there is none of my damn biz 😘 and if this answer triggered anyone, I also dgaf abt that

#wait im lowkey winning the idgaf war #valid ask anon #hope this answered it #the secret history #tsh #tsh donna tartt #richard papen #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #asks! #ask

[abimee]

I love that u brought up bugs. I adore Hermes because I'm studying entomology and I cannot tell you the number of times I've had to listen to someone talk about how they hate bugs or how "it's fine! They don't really feel pain" or hoping for the extinction of certain bugs... I just loved Hermes' innate love of everything in nature, regardless of if it had a use or purpose - to people, or in its ecosystem- or not. It's how I feel about my bugs. I don't care if they're hated by most or don't seem to contribute anything important (I hate that concept btw, not everything is supposed to be exist for the purposes of humans! I'm not advocating for like, letting houses be filled with pest insects, but yk), they exist on Earth and should be respected. Sorry this is out of the blue probably but yeah I completely agree with ur comments about him.

NO YOU GET IT THOUGH. i do enjoy that hermes is related to birds because i can go on about how much people disrespect birds in all sorts of ways including in the pet bird world, the birdwatching world, and in the literal sense of birds in the wild and humans relationships with them but bugs work so well for hermes because they are a perfectly irl example of exactly what he means. how ready and easily its acceptable for people to just live ignorant to the way of bugs and their role in life, and even if they are without a role deemed as ''useful'' by us they are still an existence upon this earth that eats and breathes and lives and dies. how easily we come to kill harmless spiders taking up residence in our house when theyve done nothing at all, how quick people are to be disgusted by maggots and cockroaches and flies and mosquitos and the likes.

and im like, always so mad that even people who LIKE hermes entirely refuses to acknowledge this facet of his character. like (AS AN AUTISTIC PERSON AS WELL) i think people entirely jumping over the main part of hermes' character (his love and affection for all animals including the ones deemed worthless/scary/stupid/''not alive'') and to go directly to that one piece of dialogue about him ''struggling to socializae'' and being like omg autism dad hermes!!! makes my teeth clench. because i think this also falls into the hole of making meteion seem human just because she looks the part; people humanize meteion, and therefore are able to seperate her from the other concepts hermes cares about just as much, to detach from the fact that meteion is ''an animal'' (concept = animal here) and not a little girl, and that hermes LOVES HER and RESPECTS HER not ''in spite of who she is'' but for what she is !!! meteion is not his daughter in the sense of a human child to a human father, she is his daughter in the sense of how i call my pet budgerigars my daughter; they are animals who rely on me and whos health and happiness is reliant on my care for them, and in return i get to see their vibrant personalities and relationship with my blossom, and that is not any lesser than any other daughter / father relationship one can have with anything else

but people dont WANT that! they dont want to accept that hermes is ''that animal guy'' who would probably think spiders make art and that bees can feel love (they can!!), they wanna ignore that hes the ''weird animal guy'' and attempt to find some other thing about him that they can relate to, so they ignore a huge part of his lore and skip straight to ''he struggles to socialize just like me! hes a cute sociallyt awkward malewife/dad!" because a lot of peoples media intake involves the needing to feel like they can project onto that character or that they are the same, and they wanna ignore that hermes is challenging their own biases and ideas on these animals. AND IT REALLY SHOWS when staunch ''anti hermes'' people start talking about him too, you can hear how they see meteion as not even an animal but a ''thing'', a worthless ''thing'' that is lesser than the amaurotines. and like idgaf if people hc hermes as autistic or relate to his depression, what agitates me is people skipping over the meat of his character and dumbing him down to ''quiet bird dad to cute bird girl'' and not ''deeply depressed man who is tortured seeing how his fellow amaurotines treat these animals that he respects and cares for, and how this also applies to how they treat him and his emotions'' (EMET SELCH AND HYTHLODAEUS), all because THEY cant empathise with his love for the ''lesser'' creatures, the bugs and insects theyll gladly kill or stomp out purely for existing close to them. and ough that tales of avdenture about hermes and meteion and how he feels tortured himself using the meteias as a tool for his own research and how conflicted he is about it and how that can relate to the confliction of wanting to give captive birds/mill birds loving homes while knowing youre engaging in the system that still allows them to be sold to unknowing little kids and milled out like nuts

anyway that was a lot sorry anon. i just have a lot of emotions about hermes and bugs really help me example that but i hope what im saying is gotten across. feel this shouldnt be surprising considering my azem is heabily insect-based and her transformation is basically a huge wet maggot with fly wings and erdicating hairs and all the characteristics seen as ''ugly'' in bugs. and i like thinking about her and hermes bondind together over the bug thing

#i think hermes is so neat. he made my teeth clench

[newjenns]

i think a looot of internet creators and even celebrities purposefully try to make fans feel like they are personal friends or in some sort of partnership. not necessarily always harmful but when you become aware of it, you really become aware of it! it's also interesting to me that a lot of these same people then complain about fans being too invested in their lives and parasocial. which is not to say they're wrong or that tons of people don't step over the line but it's odd to me that it's still taboo to acknowledge the ways that famous people will weaponize their fanbases and feed into certain relationships to further their coin + deflect from criticism.

i agree i also think that just by the very nature of being a celebrity and having a social media presence contributes to it whether u intend for it or not bc it’s such a direct gateway to a celeb like think about how there is 0 chance i will likely ever meet jack manifold and yet a throw away tumblr post i and an anon made lives in his head rent free like what are the chances you know and i think it’s interesting how the people who actively try to foster this kind of relationship are like. really fucking good at it and successful in turn even when it’s not malicious like do i think jungkook from bts is thinking about how many haters his fans are going to spam reply to with his fancams no i don’t but he’s thankful for their support and wants to continue to have their support in the future so he gets on vlive and does his finger hearts for the masses and ignores the stalker fans. also kind of related but not really i think it’s sooo funny whenever a celebrity gets criticism online (sometimes deserved sometimes not) and they start crying about their mental health or say they’re taking a break like I DONT KNOW YOU IDGAF ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 they just don’t wanna deal with whatever is being talked about Sorry this is about jenna ortega’s actors on actors interview

[quindolyn]

ok so raid and i have this 'arrangement' (i didnt exactly agree to it bc i love denial but im never gonna tell him that) where, no matter the place, time or people around us, if he asks me to get on my knees and blow i do it without question.

i am normally very open to this, bc humiliation is the b i g g e s t kink of mine, and i love the thought of nearly getting caught and stuff, same with raid, but like two - three weeks ago, i did it without him asking.

imagine this (if u wish). raid and i sitting there on the couch, watching criminal minds bc it was my night to choose the show while his parents were out on a date. his dickhead friend shows up, out of absolute nowhere! and just waltz's in like he owns the place. idgaf if raid shows this to him or not, but the dickhead friends name is shawn so we gonna call him shawn.

shawn walks in like he owns the place, pats raid on the shoulder and walks straight past the both of us into the kitchen and grabs my dr pepper from the fridge. i don't drink soda, of any kind other than dr pepper bc i like being a pain in the ass ofc, so when this dickhead takes the last. fucking. bottle. i nearly crack.

remember the whole thigh incident? all his friends were playfully teasing me, as friends do. they dropped it after like a day, and haven't talked about it since. but shawn, even though he wasn't freaking there, still decides to bring it up whenever he feels i have the upper hand. he is s u c h a fucking dickhead honestly i hate him so much it hurts.

but anywaysss, shawn sits down on the armchair and sips away at my dr pepper. my eye twitches, but i ignore him bc i know if i feed into it ill just end up crying to raid later about it when i get so frustrated. the episode continues, spencer looks hot asf as usual and i carefully point that out to raid, who just laughs and moans on about jj (shes hot too tho so idrc bc i know he has taste) when shawn decides to push his freaking luck.

he moves from the armchair, just to hit me on the back of the head as he 'grabs the remote'. quinn at this point tears are welling, i am a very intouch with my feelings typa gal, and this was just hitting alllll the wrong nerves. so when he sits back in his fucking armchair i look at raid bc i dont notice how hot spencer is atm, i also dont care (i do just not in this second).

raid whispers some shit like "ill kick him out after this i promise, just dont cry bc u know how he gets" but i just shake my head and say some shit like "can i get on my knees?". raid nearly dies at this, poor boy coughed up a lung and swallowed it back down it was kinda funny.

he just nodded and unbuckled his belt and shit and then i literally got onto my knees, and pulled a blanket over my head bc shawn the dickhead friend doesnt deserve to see me that way, uknow?

raid asks him to leave but he ignores him or sum idk, i was too busy getting ready to suck dick. also, raid is a very vocal dom, so just his voice—and im dead. raid asks him to leave again and i think he tried making a joke about me hiding from him under the blanket but being too big to do so, so i literally licked my man like a lollipop and the noise...heavenly.

dickhead friend went reallll quiet real quick and left 2.1 seconds later. i gave raid the best head ever that night tho ngl. he did make me cry tho, bc kinks and whatnot, but its h o t so i dont mind.

but honestly raid is the best and gave out shit to shawn about what hes been saying about me and stuff and now shawn isn't allowed say anything to me without getting a smack on the head. life is great, hope u enjoyed;)

calla

“Can I get on my knees?” Poor boy must’ve lost his mind

Shawns a prick though baby, I’m sorry about him

#nsfw.quinn

[wjldsage]

Wow imagine thinking cheating at school is ok - imagine you think you deserve a good mark just like the people who worked SO HARD to get one - imagine you did nothing to pass this test and you get a better mark than people who worked so hard but have difficulties (spoilers: like me my whole school years!) - imagine living your life with competence you don't have bc you cheated and lied your whole life. Can't believe people are actually defending cheating... ?? May sound like a bitch but idgaf.

you dont sound like a bitch! i completely agree with you. during high school i had to witness people cheating in tests and being praised for high marks or seeing them passing a difficult test because of cheating while maybe i got insufficient marks because i tried to understand the subject and maybe failed and it unnerved me so much. or seeing some people with difficulties being treated badly by the teachers because of their low marks while they praised people who kept cheating and i couldn’t say anything. or seeing people not worried of not passing a year because of cheating while some of my friends were blamed and threatened by teachers because they had low grades in one or two subjects. cheating is BAD because it doesn’t only affect you, it affects the people you are in class with! if you come to school just to cheat then don’t come at all, go to work! i get cheating once or twice because the subject hasn’t got anything to do with your major or whatever, but people who cheat don’t do it only once or twice, let’s be honest. and what about all those people who, with cheating, gets scholarships and stuff? and they think they are superior and arrogant? and don’t have the qualifications to do the job they should be doing? well i’m sorry but then those are the people with “high education” that end up voting for tr*mp or they end up injuring other people on their jobs and make colleagues’ lives hell. OKAY maybe i am a little bit exaggerating but— i hate seeing people cheating in tests and feeling good about it. no. u are only a stupid person who should be doing something else if you don’t want to study.

#posta #sorry for the late reply but i am actually studying

[winetae]

MY ANGEL HELLO!! 💞💞!! Omg no need to be sorry at all and i hope things have gotten better for you!! And if not then I hope you can do little things that make you happy bc you deserve it!! KCKCKVKV March has been a very weird month…but I do think it’s bc it’s been literally two years in this pandemic cjcjcjcj but all the more reason to take care of ourselves in this time!!

AHHH watching figure skating felt like a horrible rollercoaster that was only going down for a long time!! but same i got so happy for sui and Han!! And omg the woman’s individuals were so hard to watch and literally the scores were so hard to watch!! I HATE THE ISU!! And yes we love yuzu in this house!! Honestly, I’m so tired of these jumps getting over scored when I feel like the most beautiful skating we get is when the artistry gets to shine!! But anyway thank you for your posts, it felt like I had a buddy living through that hell with me!!

Hehe my favorite flavors are the sugar ones!! I tried a taro and mango sugar one last week and it was so good!! Do you have a favorite?? OMG yesss taeyeon always has such good albums and i honestly have that album on repeat!! Omg listen none of your writing is trash and that’s so cute and awesome that you got inspired!! and i get emo over music and yoongi too JCKCKCJCJC!! Omg I totally forgot to listen to apinks album but I did enjoy their title so I’ll have to report back!!

Ooh I’ve never seen kingdom so I will have to try it out!! AND OMG!!! I’m watching 25, 21 too!!! Kim taeri is so cute and I love the cast!! It’s such a lovely coming of age drama!! DKFKCMCMCN I SNORTED OMG, listen somehow nam joohyuk gets us all…i remember that i literally stopped in the middle of the first episode of bride of the water god bc I couldn’t take it and now look at me KXKXCNCK

I missed you angel!! I hope you’re doing well and I’m sending all the good luck you’re way!! And all the hugs and kisses!! I hope you have a lovely weekend and can drink some wine and have some desserts!! 💗💖💞 also I’m so excited to experience another rv comeback with u!! Please expect me to come screaming into your inbox!!

HI BB I MISSED U 🥺🤍 aw thank u so much i’m definitely going to try to take better care of myself 🤧🤍🤍🤍 i hope you’ve been doing well, drinking ur water + getting all the rest u deserve !!!! march was a weird month 🙃 i’m finally getting my life together slowly but surely so i take that as a good sign !

omg figure skating… getting them war flashbacks as i type 🤕 it’s so fascinating to see we share the same interests tho !!!! sag twin indeed !!!! i agree w what u said about artistry >> my only exception is sasha trusova for some reason idgaf about artistry when she skates i love my unhinged jump champion 🥲

ooooo ive never tried those flavors before 🧐 i really need to try more to have a fave ;; n YAY A TAEYEON FAN ! she has the best albums for real… what are ur fave songs??? ok maybe i will post the yoongi drabble just for u ! n dj ddjwjsk i still haven’t listened to apink 😭 pls tell me if it’s worth it or not

yes i love kingdom !! 🥺 n omg i actually haven’t watched anything after ep 8 if 2521 the reviews and comments about the rest scare me 😭😭😭 it was really cute up to that point tho but i don’t want the drama to disappoint me ;;;; DONT MENTION BRIDE OF THE WATER GOD it’s a cursed drama omg it was so bad i couldn’t finish ep1 either

MISS U TOO ALWAYS ! ur comments n messages are a big positive part of this blog 🤍 ily i wish only good things for u !!!! i def had all the wine i could have (+ desserts) n i hope u also treated urself to some nice things hehe ! i will answer ur rv ask in a separate ask bc idk how to combine it on mobile ! 😚

#💌🕊 #lonelyending 🦋

[jungsungchans]

oh school twins lmao. how’d your test go? i’m doing ok. testing just finished for me too & my school starts break in like 4 days so that’s nice. i’m looking forward to sleeping a lot. i don’t know much about games but i hope you have fun!! (also my response is super long so you’ll probably get like 6 messages. sorry 😅) (1)

More Words Under The Cut ☝🏽

i’m actually a missive multi stan lol. i’m into like 80 kpop groups or something ridiculous like that. (i get bored of music really quickly, so i end up seeking out and consuming a lot of new music and get into a lot of different groups because of it) i’m honestly pretty much like everyone and if i were to try and list my favorite groups there would probably be like 20 names 😅 but i’m super super fond of ateez, stray kids, e’last, a.c.e, itzy, & sunmi!  ohhhh who’s your exo bias? i never really got into them but i do admire them as artists & musicians!! i do like superm so i like kai and baekhyun a lot lol. do you maybe have any song or mv recs?  actually thank you for the can of worms!! and i totally agree. jaehyun really seems so chill and cool. but nope. he really is such a secret dork <3 not to make the can of worms larger, but what are some of your favorite moments of him? your favorite cover? your favorite performance? and do you prefer rapper or vocalist jaehyun? i actually got into nct because of superm sometime in february. i didn’t really like lucas at first. mostly cause i just didn’t like his face??? not sure why, but now i feel kind of dumb for it lol. eventually wayv had a comeback and i just sort of got into them. i’m not sure what really changed my mind about lucas. but one day i just kind of went ‘i think lucas is my ult?’ and now he’s my ult 🤷 it just kind of happened. like i didn’t fall hard or anything, i just comfortably landed in place??? again sorry that was so long. i hope you have a good day/night <3 🎄🎄 (6) 

hey hey hey sorry this is so late im so fuckin lame omg. i mentioned last time that id started genshin impact but then it like consumed me over the course of the day even though im really bad at video games etc etc. but yoooo school twins!!! this was my first semester of college and idt it went as well as idve liked it to have gone but like oh well. how was ur semester? are you lookin forward to vacation? 

ohhh word thats a lot of groups!!! i can really relate to that getting bored of music thing 🤔 but i dont rly listen to a lot of kpop outside of the groups i like. im def w u on atz skz itzy and sunmi! i haven’t heard any elast or ace though ive heard theyre good, so if u have any recs...! 

in exo kai’s my bias actually!!! hes my longest standing bias, its been nearly Five Years of erigomism for me ig lol . unfortunately theyre not so active anymore but his solo fucking rocked so im rly happy about that....for recs idk what kind of music ur into? but i guess love me right lotto growl and monster should cover like...most of the bases of Types of Music People Enjoy i think. 

jaehyun is so fuckin ... jeez i think he’s great but like favorite moments is hard cuz hes rly just very endearing on the whole...but if i had to pick, this is the dawdger dog wow dawdger dog only here at dawdger stadium from 127 hit the states, all of nct x vancouver, and just about any jcc w him in it specifically the ikea one i think 🤔 there r just toooo many. fave cover ill b basic and say ilmb but the moment he drops anything rnb ill probably like that. i rly dont have a super favorite performace for jaehyun i think hes just a really good dancer and performer who has great presence! but i WILL say that idgaf about anything suits i think the sm stylists need to retire boring ass office wear and embrace tradition [simon says more experimental styling]. im definitely a vocalist jaehyun advocate i think hes got such a nice voice like i normally am Not Into Slow Songs but try again has me by the throat him and dear put something in there fr

YOU DIDNT LIKE LUCAS’ FACE AT FIRST????????????? ok No offence meant whatsoever. ik looks r subjective and all but like. i did not expect that. but i definitely also kind of Just Wound Up being a lucas stan like it wasnt something that was a very definite realization but he is just somehow. very likeable 

i hope u have a good day too bud! take care! 🔥

#not me writing a paragraph about jaehyun. god #text #xmas 2020 #void #xask #Anonymous

[christophersymes]

Celebrity Status

Celebrity Status, an ongoing L(G)B(T)+ story also on Wattpad and Quotev.

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Chapter Three

Later on that week, Jules was messaging Elías between class and work. He was sitting in his truck, adjusting his collar on his work shirt and frowning at the message Elías had sent about having something important to talk about.

familyjules: hey, dude. i have a bit of time between school and work right now. what's going on?

Mason's stomach flipped when Jules finally replied.

masonfucker1000: hey

masonfucker1000: i need to tell you smth

masonfucker1000: its been eating me up and i feel horrible about it

masonfucker1000: my name isn't elias

masonfucker1000: but i cant tell you who i am and im sorry

Jules looked at the messages as they came in, swallowing hard. He ran a hand through his hair, frowning. He felt like crying. Whoever this was was really torn up, but that didn't matter to him at all. He didn't care who they were, as long as everything else was real. That's all he fucking needed. He didn't really care, just as long as it wasn't...

familyjules: but everything else is real, right? idgaf about your name but we have something here

familyjules: be it friendship or whatever else it could be as long as you're not catfishing me to teach me a lesson or some shit i don't care about that

Mason let out a breath he didn't know he was holding when Jules replied.

masonfucker1000: no catfish. everything else i've told you is true.

masonfucker1000: uh wait are you saying you have a crush on me

It was a serious conversation, but Mason couldn't help it. He had blinked and reread the message, doubting its existence for a moment. This was the first time Jules had seriously mentioned them being anything other than just friends. He couldn't just let it go.

Jules blushed at the second message, realizing he had. And he wasn't being totally honest with them either, but... He didn't know what to do. It was too late now to change that, especially if whoever it was was straight and had a crush too, which seemed true. He hoped it was true.

familyjules: maybe. depends on if u feel the same

Mason grinned, face hot at the response.

masonfucker1000: maybe, u say. idk abt that, those sound like v conditional feelings

Jules smiled. Back to good old... whoever.

familyjules: shut up you dork

familyjules: maybe i do have a crush on you.

familyjules: also what should i call you now if not elías?

masonfucker1000: well i definitely have a crush on you, baby

masonfucker1000: you can call me anything you want ;)

familyjules: asshole is the perfect name for you, asshole. ;)

familyjules: okay i gotta get into work. have a good evening, asshole! i'll talk to you later

masonfucker1000: ofc thats what u pick

masonfucker1000: talk to you later, jules x thanks for being awesome

Jules frowned a little at the end of the last text. He could only hear it in Mason's voice from the concert. He'd said it so many times: at every fucking concert Jules had ever watched live and the one he went to. Either this was a Mason superfan who was adopting language, or it... No. It couldn't be.

He pushed the thought out of his head. It was ridiculous.

Yet, as he went into work and through the night, he kept coming back to it. He just kept thinking about how cool and terrifying it would be if he were talking to the actual Mason Hill, but also how unlikely that was.

But it was oh-so fucking likely! The way Mason had kept looking at him at the concert could have been a coincidence, or it could have been Mason looking toward that general area and Jules was just a wishful thinker. Or it could have been Mason looking at him because he knew him. Because he liked him.

But the chances of Mason Hill being Elias and liking Jules... It was so ridiculous. The chance of that was, like, one in a fucking million.

Anyway, shouldn't he be wishfully thinking it was Austin going by his middle name and Jules totally seducing him?

masonfucker1000: hey hey heyyy how's it goin how was work

familyjules: exhausting. underpaying. the usual. had some woman threaten to throw a salad at me tonight because there were tomatoes on it and she hates tomatoes so much it warrants violence supposedly.

familyjules: but i was in a good mood overall thanks to you and your mutual crush... speaking of we should talk about that

masonfucker1000: yikes! cloudy w a chance of tomatoes up in there i see

masonfucker1000: aww! you're welcome

masonfucker1000: alright (?) hit me w it

familyjules: i don't want to like... date or anything til we meet if we ever do

familyjules: don't get me wrong i like you a lot

familyjules: but it feels wrong to do ldr if i can't know your identity at all even though i dont care that much about it

familyjules: just in terms of dating i'd need a name, you know? and more than just your age and that we like each other

Mason groaned. He saw it coming, but fuck.

masonfucker1000: no yeah, that makes sense.

masonfucker1000: i like you a lot

masonfucker1000: shit

masonfucker1000: fuck

masonfucker1000: i want to meet you

masonfucker1000: but

masonfucker1000: i think maybe some more time would be good

masonfucker1000: figure out how im gonna do this

Jules stared at the messages, feeling really bad about it. He sighed, hitting his forehead against the wheel lightly. Idiot.

familyjules: yeah. i'm sorry dude

masonfucker1000: hey no

masonfucker1000: don't worry abt it, you're right

masonfucker1000: you're being super sweet and understanding and i appreciate it

masonfucker1000: have i mentioned i really like you?

Jules sighed, leaning back again. He was too smitten for this guy. This was great. He hadn't seen this yet from him.

familyjules: i really like you, masonfucker1000

familyjules: for lack of a better name

Mason snorted, wheezing and bending over in his seat.

masonfucker1000: wow.

masonfucker1000: you really have a way with words

Mason had been floating on air ever since he'd finally told Jules that he wasn't Elias and Jules said that she liked him. It was amazing! It was unlike anything he'd felt before! Which meant he obviously had to share every detail with his bandmates.

"Good morning, prisoners of the Junkmobile!" Mason announced his knowingly unwanted consciousness as he hopped off his bunk, narrowly missing slamming his head against the top bunk adjacent to his. Their tour bus, which they tended to give nicknames, was a mess, but it was their mess, and really, everything was where it was should be.

"That wasn't the name we agreed on, was it?" Austin frowned, pausing in the middle of a spoonful of cereal.

Andrew rolled his eyes as he tossed a pile of Hot Pockets in the microwave.

"The Rat Roller has many names," Mason ruffled Austin's hair. He froze and frowned at them making sad breakfast. "Hey! No tourfast! Don't we have a few hours for Bryan's break?"

Chris groaned from a bit farther behind them in his bunk, "Stop trying to give everything a tour nickname. I thought you'd given up on that."

Bryan was their driver, and he took his breaks very seriously. He was definitely passed out right now. Not that they interacted with him much to know much more than that. Bryan, as many band bus drivers tended to be (in Nosam's experience), preferred minimal contact with the rabid animals that usually inhabited his enclosure.

"Never!" Mason hollered, grinning. "It's fun. Where's your tour spirit? Now, c'mon, let's go and get some actual food."

Andrew grimaced as if the concept of leaving the bus had physically burned him. "Rather not."

Austin nodded in agreement. "Pretty sure there's fans right outside. We're due for a hotel in a day or two anyway, we'll go out then."

Mason bounced a little, annoyed and definitely going fucking crazy on that bus. He pushed himself off the counter, falling into the booth across from Austin and sinking into it. "Guys, I'm going to lose my shit if I spent one more minute in here. Who cares if there's fans out? We'll say hi. I need out of this bus. I need to do something."

"Then go, no one's stopping you," Andrew looked at him pointedly.

"But I don't wanna go alone," Mason whined, looking off to Chris' bunk, his curtains half-closed. "Chris."

There was loud groaning from the bunk, and the curtains were shoved open as Chris' head poked out, blinking tiredly. "What, Mason?"

"Tell them we have to go out."

"We don't," Chris sighed.

"You guys don't love me anymore," Mason went on, throwing his head back.

Austin rolled his eyes. "Mase, we just want a break. We've got a show tonight, Stella's calling soon and—"

"You called her last night!" Mason sat up to look at him.

Austin blushed, his face turning red like a curtain falling over his face. "So? I miss her, I haven't seen in her in a month."

Mason made multiple sounds that were a mix between constipated groans and a kid throwing a tantrum.

The microwave blared, only adding to the volume. Andrew yanked the door open, a disgruntled sound falling from his lips as he grabbed the burning hot pockets with his bare hands. "And I have a date with the PS4," he announced as he carefully placed a can of Redbull on top of the pile in his hands and escaped to the back of the bus. Chris promptly ducked his head back in so Andrew could pass by, giving Mason a pleading look as he closed the curtain.

Mason pouted, quieting down as he stared at Austin, who awkwardly pushed Reese's Puffs around in his bowl, taking out his phone. Mason groaned again. "How about brunch? In a few hours?" he asked, loud enough Andrew in the back could hear. "C'mon, I want to tell you guys something."

"If it's about cyber sex with your fan, nyet!" Andrew hollered back.

"I second that motion. I've heard enough about Jules' sexting skills," Austin gagged.

The bunk their bassist was in made a bunch of unintelligible, mumbled Sleepy Chris sounds that Mason roughly translated to: I agree and I'm happy for you Mason, but please, no more of that.

Mason grinned, "No, but it's important. Pretty please?"

"Yes!" Chris yelled in exasperation, followed by a noncommittal uh huh from Andrew. Mason smiled, and then quickly dropped it to give Austin a sad look, but his performance was rudely interrupted by Austin's phone ringing.

Austin's face lit up as he picked up his phone, glancing up at Mason. "Okay, okay, brunch, but go somewhere else, alright? Watch Andrew or something."

"Okay, but if you guys start talking dirty, I'll throw your phone out the window."

Mason settled in next to Andrew, who frowned and sighed quietly, but otherwise didn't complain. The back of the bus was, for the most part, an unspoken quiet area, unless everyone was playing a game or talking about a game, or it was a Serious Conversation.

Mason watched Andrew dominate, and then Andrew handed him a controller. Chris joined later when he wanted to get away from Austin and Stella's horrible phone call that was, of course, taking a turn for the sexual. Mason quickly opted out of the next game when he got a message from Jules.

familyjules: hey hey masonfucker1000

masonfucker1000: oh my god not you again

familyjules: ): u hate me that much already? didn't we just admit we have crushes?

Mason grinned at the reminder. Crushes! He felt like he was fourteen, but he didn't care. They had mutual crushes, and this felt genuine, and natural, and like it could actually be something. AKA, as he was realizing, the polar opposite of all his exes.

masonfucker1000: what? idk what ur talking abt man

familyjules: not-elías cmon

familyjules: don't be a dumbass ):

masonfucker1000: im always a dumbass, darling

masonfucker1000: how was work?

familyjules: eh, it was alright. people are rude, but it's expected

familyjules: how was ur day? haven't heard from u much today

masonfucker1000: its been p chill! day off! mostly been lazying around and playing video games w friends! i hate tony he beats me! almost always! im gonna kill him!! and you wont even know its him on the news!

Sometime early on in their online relationship, Mason had had a hard time not mentioning Andrew, Austin, and Chris. They were his coworkers, his bandmates, his best friends and his family. His bros! How could he not? So, he'd ended up using other names for them. Tony, from Andrew's middle name Anthony, Vic from one of Austin's last names, and well, he'd just been spelling Chris as Criss, which was horrendous but a necessary evil.

familyjules: i'll keep an eye out for tonys in the obituaries and let the cops know they should look for a traveling prostitute who sounds like mason hill when he sings. what game did u play?

masonfucker1000: alrighty but I'm like fucking Mary Poppins ill be up and out before they even get there

masonfucker1000: Halo 5

familyjules: you're fucking mary poppins and not me?

familyjules: D:

masonfucker1000: ohmy god

masonfucker1000: i wish

masonfucker1000: i had a disney boner for her i swear

familyjules: okay but do u mean julie andrews or emily blunt poppins?

masonfucker1000: UH COME ON

masonfucker1000: OBVIOUSLY JULIE ANDREWS

masonfucker1000: MY TASTES ARE RAD AND CLASSY

familyjules: just making sure dude

familyjules: emily blunt's pretty hot after all

masonfucker1000: MEH SHES ALRIGHT

familyjules: smh your tastes are awful

masonfucker1000: u just fucking dissed urself

familyjules: damn right i did.

familyjules: on the contrary tho

familyjules: i have amazing taste.

masonfucker1000: dont u dare! u are the most gorgeous! the MOST! gorgeous!

masonfucker1000: and shit i cant argue that

familyjules: making me blush again, mf1000? already?

masonfucker1000: anytime and all the time

masonfucker1000: okay but what if I had the biggest grossest mole like

masonfucker1000: on my nose

masonfucker1000: im not saying i DO

masonfucker1000: i DON'T

masonfucker1000: and I'm also not saying moles are gross

masonfucker1000: okay

masonfucker1000: what I mean is

masonfucker1000: what if i was your definition of

masonfucker1000: fucking butt ugly

familyjules: oh, you're mason hill?

masonfucker1000: oh

masonfucker1000: my

masonfucker1000: fucking

masonfucker1000: god

masonfucker1000: u KNOW you wish u were mason's hands !!!!

masonfucker1000: i cant believe you !!!

masonfucker1000: i thought we had something !!!

familyjules: i didn't say his hands weren't pretty

familyjules: just a joke!! you dumbass

masonfucker1000: His HANDS?

masonfucker1000: thats ALL?

masonfucker1000: what about his PERFECT FACE?

masonfucker1000: his MUSCLES?

masonfucker1000: his HAIR?

masonfucker1000: his ASS?

masonfucker1000: his AVERAGE DICK?

familyjules: they're not awful, i guess. i doubt you look too much like him tho

masonfucker1000: I LOOK perfect

masonfucker1000: THATS ALL U NEED TO KNOW RN

masonfucker1000: AND HE'S PERFECT

familyjules: god this is why i don't interact with mason stans smfh

familyjules: now if u look like austin.... i'll nut in my jeans as soon as i see u

masonfucker1000: FUCK U

masonfucker1000: MASON STANS ARE THE BEST

masonfucker1000: and i look BETTER than austin so u WILL nut

familyjules: better??

familyjules: than austin?????

familyjules: does not compute?????????

masonfucker1000: you're INSUFFERABLE

masonfucker1000: I'll murder him

Mason whined indignantly, earning a look from both Chris and Andrew as he grabbed a pillow and stood up to launch it at Austin, who stopped mid-sentence to Stella to stammer and glare at him. "We're not being gross!" He blushed at whatever Stella said in response to that, quickly turning away again.

Mason sat back down without explanation, only mildly satisfied.

familyjules: okay im starting to think you're a traveling murderer prostitute. is that more correct?

masonfucker1000: im too pretty for prison

familyjules: that... wasn't a no

masonfucker1000: 😉🔫🔥🗡️💼🕶🤖🖤😍💥

familyjules: what's the robot doin in there? do u kill via robot?

masonfucker1000: im an emotionless killer

masonfucker1000: ruthless

familyjules: OH. kinky

masonfucker1000: oh, yeah? youre into that?

familyjules: ;)

familyjules: maybe i am

masonfucker1000: wait ur into ruthless murderers or being ruthlessly murdered

familyjules: ;)

masonfucker1000: oh my god its the latter isnt it

familyjules: 🤤🔫🗡️🔥🤖

Mason had practically dragged the boys out of the bus. For all the constant complaining about how cramped and boring the bus was, they sure hated leaving it. Which was totally understandable, fans could be a lot, especially after hanging with them during so many shows and meet and greets, but it was definitely worth it for some food. Or at least that was what Mason thought.

With the help of a couple of bodyguards, the guys managed to get through a small crowd of fans and cameras near the bus, and into the nearest decent-looking restaurant. Mason sighed happily as they were seated. "You guys need sunlight and all that. Papa Rod said we shouldn't be shut in the bus if we can help it."

"Papa Rod can suck it," Andrew kicked lightly at Mason's leg, looking over the menu with interest.

"Do you think they have frozen yogurt? I've been craving it for weeks," Austin questioned, miserable and hopeful as he flipped to the back of the menu. Chris' eyes widened and he dropped his menu in favor of looking at desserts with Austin.

Mason laughed, "If you guys are doing dessert first, I'm in, but I want pie. Wait, you're distracting me! I need to tell you something—"

"They do!" Chris pointed out the froyo on the menu, and Austin gasped.

Andrew watched them deliberate excitedly over flavors in amusement, glancing at Mason. "What's up?"

"I sort of told Jules the truth. That I'm not who I've been telling her I am," Mason blurted, raising an eyebrow as Austin and Chris stopped to stare at him.

"What does that mean?" Austin gaped. "Does she know who you are? Did she faint? Have you checked social media?" Chris tried to discreetly check his phone.

"No," Mason rolled his eyes, laughing a little, "Of course she doesn't know— I just, I couldn't keep lying like that, I felt like shit. And after actually meeting her... I just couldn't, so I told her I'm not Elias, but that I can't really tell her much about me."

"Oh," Chris frowned, putting his phone down. "That's... still sort of..." "Complicated?" Andrew supplied, playing with his fingers anxiously as a few people around them stared and whispered to themselves excitedly. "How'd she take it?"

"Great, and we even admitted we had feelings—"

Andrew gasped sarcastically, smiling slightly as he dropped his chin in his hands as he leaned forward. "You admitted you had feelings?"

"You're not funny, Drew," Mason tried to hide a smile, his next words making it easier. "She said that we can't really... well, date, if she doesn't know stuff about me and hasn't even met me. I told her I'd need time to figure it out. I want to tell her, but... I don't know," Mason muttered, sighing and looking down at the table as he played with the corners of his menu.

"Makes sense," Chris smiled sympathetically, giving his hand.

"We would really like to not experience another Catherine," Austin teased.

Andrew shuddered, "Don't even mention it, I still half-expect for some agent to send us a thriller screenplay based on your fan stalker."

"Ha ha," Mason chuckled, "Okay, I know I've said I'm not really into the big screen, but I would totally do that one."

Andrew looked to Austin and Chris. "So, are we getting the froyo?"

They spent way more time than was necessary debating the validity of certain froyo flavors (honestly, an old debate constantly refueled), Mason checking the Nosam site after they had finally agreed on one.

masonfucker1000: real talk: whos the one person youre embarrassed to say you want to fuck

familyjules: real talk? mason hill

masonfucker1000: aw COME ON

masonfucker1000: what did MASON HILL EVER DO TO U??

familyjules: im KIDDING

familyjules: ur reactions are just hilarious

familyjules: honestly tho? my clone. i'd fuck myself.

masonfucker1000: sadist

masonfucker1000: wait

masonfucker1000: what

masonfucker1000: what

masonfucker1000: you'd what

familyjules: lots of shame in that

familyjules: you heard me

familyjules: read me?

masonfucker1000: 1) i did not expect that

masonfucker1000: 2) why would you have any shame in that

familyjules: 1) gotta keep you on your toes

familyjules: 2) it's fucking myself, dude??? you wouldn't feel any shame if someone walked in on u fucking ur clone?

masonfucker1000: not at all

masonfucker1000: thatd be hot

familyjules: anyway, who would you be embarrassed to fuck?

familyjules: you're biased.

masonfucker1000: biased? cuz i know im hot shit? yeah probably

masonfucker1000: and uh...

masonfucker1000: huh

masonfucker1000: Christina Ricci

familyjules: oh, i thought you were talking about u walking in on me fucking myself. damn. familyjules: misinterpreted

familyjules: and christina ricci????? she's fucking hot

familyjules: why would u be embarrassed

masonfucker1000: that would also be hot

masonfucker1000: and yes, she is masonfucker1000: you don't just fuck christina ricci, you take her out on a date and then get horribly rejected by her

familyjules: .....fair.

masonfucker1000: not to mention shes probably a top

familyjules: major top vibes from ricci too. u trying to tell me something, not-elías?

familyjules: HA

masonfucker1000: ... im a top

familyjules: what if u walked in on christina ricci fucking me

familyjules: what then

masonfucker1000: oh shit

masonfucker1000: id be so mad

familyjules: would u bottom for christina?

masonfucker1000: ...................................................................

masonfucker1000: yes.

familyjules: damn. u would be embarrassed to fuck her then huh

familyjules: wait would u be embarrassed to fuck stella? u could take her and i could take austin

"Ugh, gross," Mason grimaced, sighing at Austin, who had some froyo stuck to his mouth when he looked up at him. "Why is Jules so obsessed with boning you? It's like, the only turn-off."

Austin shrugged sheepishly. "You're finally into someone and she couldn't care less about Mason Hill. It's the universe telling you you're not that great."

"Don't slander, Sally, I'm the best the universe has ever made. The Goddess made me on the seventh day."

Austin opened his mouth to argue, but thought better of it. Froyo was vastly more important than Mason's ego.

masonfucker1000: oh jesus christ

masonfucker1000: i guess i would but i don't like the second part of that plan

familyjules: you don't? ):

masonfucker1000: nope

masonfucker1000: you can take chris

familyjules: ugh

familyjules: dont get me wrong i love chris but i don't love chris

masonfucker1000:

masonfucker1000: ugh?

masonfucker1000: HA

masonfucker1000: thats hilarious

familyjules: he's just big inspo!

familyjules: christo!

masonfucker1000: how bout Andrew?

familyjules: UGH

familyjules: BORING

masonfucker1000: OH SHIT cmon

masonfucker1000: what makes u think he'd be boring?

familyjules: i'd take MASON over andrew

familyjules: i mean, andy's cool and all but he's so quiet

masonfucker1000: you make it sound like fucking mason would be so horrible

familyjules: need someone to talk to

familyjules: puh-LEASE he would be

masonfucker1000: the quiet ones are always the freaky ones

masonfucker1000: oh he talks a lot to the band doesn't he?

masonfucker1000: WHY DO U SAY THAT

familyjules: the freaky ones? are you joking that andrew's freaky? interesting

familyjules: yeah but i'm not the band!

masonfucker1000: im just sayin its who hes close to !

familyjules: what, are u jealous of mason now cuz he's my second choice? this is hypothetical, man

masonfucker1000: masons above all, im jealous u somehow think austin tops him and me and apparently everyone else

masonfucker1000: do u have eyes??

familyjules: hey i didn't know you were in this equation

familyjules: i'd choose you anyday, ne

familyjules: definitely my top choice.

familyjules: 1. not-elías (tho i'd need a name to moan) 2. austin elías salinas vicente 3. mason hill

masonfucker1000: awwww SHUCKS scratch that i have never been jealous in my entire life

masonfucker1000: I read that as neigh tho

masonfucker1000: what's your favorite thing in the entire world

familyjules: is that even a question?

masonfucker1000: yes it is tell me

masonfucker1000: is it sour gummy worms

familyjules: oh that's a good one

familyjules: check out that list again, dude

familyjules: hello? did i kill u or something?

masonfucker1000:

YEAH how are you single ???

give a dude a WARNING

familyjules: whoops

familyjules: just found the right person, so... waiting on them

familyjules: OOPS. warning

masonfucker1000: im the right person, huh?

familyjules: pretty sure you could be

familyjules: not a 60 year old mouth breather? apparently hotter than austin? loves nosam?

familyjules: hilarious?

familyjules: sweet?

familyjules: only downside is: mason stan.

familyjules: but that i can live with

masonfucker1000: oh my god that's an UPSIDE

masonfucker1000: youre really in for it baby

masonfucker1000: im the definition of the right one

familyjules: oh, i'm sure

masonfucker1000:

despite your unrelenting obsession w Austin, you are absolutely heartstoppingly gorgeous, and the easiest person to talk to, with the lamest sense of humor (like me) and you are a huge teddy bear!! 🐻 so right back atcha, sweetheart

familyjules: dumbass. there's that sweetness i was talking about 💙💙💙💙

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[raetoya420]

To All Parents That Have Kids Who Are Bullies❣️❣️❣️❣️

This Goes out To The sorry ass parents in the world who are having babies and not teaching them right its fucking sad we have babies thinking life is so bad that they have to kill themselves now this goes out to any parent who has a child and they are a bully i will call the principal and your ass to set up a conference and speak about the matter now if the problem still continue i will personally come to the school give your child the ass whoopin you should have been giving them then patiently wait on yo ass to show up and beat you down before the cops get there......Does anyone know MPD response time? I have one child i cant duplicate or clone him so make the cuckoo come out the clock if you want to all i ask is you better have a damn good life insurance plan idgaf if you feel like its a threat just a mother tired of seeing all these babies death on facebook all i ask is make sure you know what your kids are doing because you dont know a person mindset because u may think your child is just being a kid but dont think you raised a fucking saint and then want to be mad when the parent want to beat his ass and your ass thats all im saying because i cant honestly say what would come to my mind if it happened to me i cant imagine what these mothers and grandmothers and family members are going through but i can say you dont want to see what my sick and twisted mind can think of just wanted to voice my thoughts you are welcome to comment your opinion just know it doesnt matter if you agree or not dont cross me when it comes to my child and you wont have to meet the “SatanBitch” deep down in me.

[snapedefender]

JKR has said that Snape knew it was about a baby when he told the prophecy to Voldemort, that he knowingly gave a child up to be murdered. Even if you want to play dumb about the super obvious wording referring to birth in the prophecy (and I don't see how you can while somehow still insisting Snape isn't stupid), it's fact that he knew.

idk why you keep messaging me when you know i dont agree with you & am not going to be swayed but okay let’s go

a) idgaf what jk said in interviews. i’ve said this before, but i don’t take into account author interviews or pottmore - what matters is what’s in the text and that’s it. if rowling wanted it to be clear that snape knew it was about a baby, then she should have made it clear in her books. but she didn’t so therefore, it’s easily possible that he didn’t.

b) snape gets the first few lines of the prophecy. i made a post about this a while back, but the first time the “seven month dies” is referenced, it’s not at all clear that it’s a recent july. the only requirements that snape (and voldemort) know are: a person born in july who has defied voldemort three times. voldemort has been around for decades - people who have defied him could be old enough to have older children: there’s absolutely no reason to assume that the chosen one couldn’t be an adult. more to the point, no sane person would assume that voldemort’s equal - or, at least, the one supposed to bring about his downfall - would be a baby. snape is on voldemort’s team; he knows how powerful voldemort is. there’s no reason his mind would jump immediately to baby esp when it isn’t at all clear in the lines of the prophecy that he hears (the first half) that it’s about a newborn child. (the “born as” line comes at the end of the prophecy & that’s what seems to make it a little clearer that it’s a baby - but snape doesn’t hear those lines.)

c) so no, the wording isn’t super obvious and no i don’t think it’s conflicting to highly regard snape’s intelligence & still not think he knew it was about a baby. would that be what YOU assumed when you first heard it - a prophecy about someone who would take down someone insanely powerful? it’s only “obvious” to us bc we already know it’s about harry. 

d) to be clear: it’s possible he figured it out, just as any theory is possible. we don’t know for sure & we can’t since we don’t have a snape pov of events. but critical analysis of the scenes surrounding these events leans more toward snape not knowing until after voldemort decided it was harry. sorry to disappoint u my guy but you coming to my inbox in a fit of moral outrage doesn’t really convince me that you’re right. 

#snape and harry #i mean you can keep messaging me but you've got to use something else bc nothing you've said so far has been convincing #also like.... using the 'but the author said!!' is the least convincing argument you could possibly use with me lmao #someone: but the author said! #me with sunglasses on drinking a maitai: lmao so????? #my meta #Anonymous

[mariasrainer]

kind of a review of homecoming or just my messy thoughts™

ok, ignore me if you don’t want spoilers bUT I MUST TALK ABOUt THIS

anyway. so. i literally went to the movie knowing 90% of the plot and scenes and even post-credits scenes bc this bitch has no self control and yeah i love spoilers, let me live. 

so okay, on the things i loved:

 ummm let’s start with the most important thing: virginia ‘pepper’ potts also known as the ultimate Love of My Life is alive????? and happy????? and fucking Glowing??????? and it’s been sO LONG??? SO FUCKING LONG???? WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY SAW THREE DIFFERENT VIDEOS OF THAT SCENE BEFORE WATCHING THE MOVIE BUT THE MOMENT SHE WALKED IN MY HEART STOPPED IS THIS REAL LIFE I??????????WWW

PEPPER’S DRESS

PEPPER’S FUCKING HAIR OKAY PEPPER’S HAIR CAN WE TALK ABOUT PEPPER’S HAIR

FUCK MY LIFE I’M NEVER GONNA BE OVER HER SMILE!! HER! SMILE!! SHE IS LITERALLY THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I’M OVERWHELMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY WIFe has always been fucking gORGEOUS BUT THAT’S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL EVEN FOR Her i’m emo

anyway, she is the literal love of mine and tony stark’s life, clearly

moving on, my son???? TONY STARK!!!

tony????????? HE????????? IS SUCH A DAD????????? A FUCKING GREAT D A D!!!!!! 

i cannot believe how cute that whole mentoring (more like paRENTING) shit was and fuck he’s so good! SO GOOD!!! I’M SO PROUD!!!! I!!!!!!!!!

THE HOWARD STARK REFERENCES/MENTIONS BROKE ME INSIDE OH MY GOD AND TONY IS OBVIOUSLY SUCH A SUPERIOR FATHER FIGURE I NEVER DOUBTED MY SON ANYWAY BUT I AM WowW

thAT SCENE. U KNOW WHAT SCENE. DAT SCENE!!!

PETER PARKER LITERALLY HEARING TOny’s voice and getting stRONGER AND NOT GIVING UP BC OF THIS!!!!!! I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM, yeah, i love mY SON WHO IS A DAD A V GOOD DAD THE ULTIMATE DAD DEAL WITH IT BYE

eeeeh, i legit adored Peter??? he’s???? so cute?????????????????????

i swear, i never gave a fuck about spider-man or peter parker before but tom holland is literally so adorable and his peter parker is too cute, i’m adopting him 

ned was so cute!!!!!!!! 

michelle was v relatable.....also mj......idk, we haven’t seen much of her but like, i liked her??? lol

i LOVE KAREN OH MY GOD LITERALLY J.A.R.V.I.S’s wife imho.

DUM-E!!!!!!!! i CRIED!!!!!!!!!!! I!!!!!! AM SO GLAD!!!!!!

i also cracked up a lot of times during the film so that was nice too, it was a v light film and nice and fun yeah i liked this :)

happy was funny too

happy also representeD ME IN THAT SCENE

and leaving the best to the end...

THAT SCENE!!!! THAT SCENE!!!!!! THAT SCENE, BITCHES!!! I LITERALLY LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THAT SCENE I’M???? SO GLAD?????????????????????????????? WHAT THE FUCK I’VE SEEN THAT SCENE ON REPEAT 18929287823 TIMES SINCE MONDAY BUT I’M NOT OVER IT?????W WILL I EVER BE OVER IT????W I DONT THINK SO HMMMM

tony and pepper are meant to be i mean if u don’t agree idgaf tbh they just are and i’m alive

listen...,,,,, since 2008 sINCE 2008, PALS!!!! 2 0 0 8 

fuck

u wouldn’t believe the sounds i made the moment my darling children kissed lmfaoooooooooo thats my fAVOURITE PEPPERONY KISS I’M LIVING 4 THIS

no offense but where’s the blu ray so i can gif that scene 1891891829281 times in all different sizes and colorings etc for the rest of my life, um???? 

i nEED TO MAKE 9892898981 GIFSETS THAT FOCUS ON THAT S M I L E

HMMMMM THEY’RE SO IN LOVE??? AND I’M SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO’S STILL REACHING BUT I CAN’T HEAR U OVER THE SOUND OF HOW HAPPY TONY AND PEPPER MAKE EACH OTHER AND HOw good they are

legit i would have given my first born to see them working out their issues on screen bUT U CAN’T HAVE EVERYTHING IN LIFE SO SINCE IT’S CLEAR THEY DID I’M GONNA TAKE IT AND TAKE IT GLADLY THANK U SONY FOR NOT BEING A HUGE BITCH AND PAYING GWYNETH PALTROW FOR THIS CAMEO I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL

(but i find it funny the same people (honestly only a few people, but still lmao i’m bitter) questioning the on screen/off screen thing are ones who never questioned the oN A BREAK THING HAPPENING OFF SCREEN LMAO I WONDER WHy.... lmao.......)

tony and pepper are gonna get married i mean, idgaf what happens they’d better get married now i better see tony stark calling pepper his wife since i know i won’t be lucky enough to see her in infinity war bc marvel can spend all the money on white bois but no money for poc or female chARACTERS RETURNING NONO LMFAO Thank u again @ sony

i still have A LOT to say about that scene, that was one minute that save my life and the very reason i even actually paid to see the movie lmfao so like,i’m never gonna shut up about it............

ok that’s what i loved

what i didn’t love:

was this really necessary to have all these younger aunt may™ jokes i was literally so uncomfortable @ that restaurant dude and especially that one dude at the beginning and the “his hot aunt/how’s your daughter” thing i’m sorry but lmao.... despite all of this aunt may was actually v cute and i’m glad they didn’t force the ~interaction thing with tony. also while we’re at it: fuck all these jokes i had to endure for a whole year lmfao yEAH I’M BITTEr

i don’t really get liz’s character like, she was cute af and all but i felt like she was kind of just??? there?? idk no hate ok, but i just :ccc 

the villain was ok..... he was creepy but nothing much imo, like most marvel villains. i wasn’t as impressed as everyone else seemed to be but then again, i spoiled myself like a mf so that could be it in part lol

okay, i can’t think at all right now but that’s it tbh my otp lives and they’re the reason i didn’t watch this movie months later lol i’m trash etc, but yeah, that was a pretty fun movie overall :D

#homecoming spoilers #smh spoilers #spiderman spoilers #mcu spoilers #sPOILERS #idk i just had a lot of feelings so here's this thing

[jelenaforevah-blog1]

God I HATE SELENATORS MORE THAN I HATE BROCCOLI😫😫WHICH I ACTUALLY THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSIBLE😑😑OH GOD SO THESE IDIOTS EVEN HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN WE HAVE AN OPINION OR A CHOICE LIKE LOL I THOUGHT WE HAD THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH😡😡I AM ASHAMED TO BE A SELENATOR AND SAY THAT THESE IDOTS WHO FIGHT AMONG THEMSELVES ARE MY LEGIT FAMILY💀OH MAY GOD WE DONT WANT SELENA TO BE HAPPY??JUDGING THESE IDIOTS I ATLEAST GET THAT THEY DONT KNOW THE DEFINITION OF HAPPY🙄I MEAN LOOK AT THE BELIEBERS IF ONE NEEDS HELP ALL OF THEM WILL BE THERE AND THEY ARE KIND AND RESPECTFUL❤️❤️WHILE SELENATORS ARE ANIMALS READY TO ATTACK ANYONE EVEN AMONGST OURSELVES IF WE TAKE JUSTINS NAME😡IDGAF TO THESE PEEPS🙏SORRY BUT U R NOT SELENATORS BECAUSE 🙌THIS IS NOT WHAT SELENA STANDS FOR🙌TO BE A SELENATOR DOENST MEAN TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING SHE DOES AND SORRY BUT EVEN MY ASS WONT CHANGE MY OPINIONS BECAUSE OF U HATERS JUST BECAUSE WE SHIP JELENA DOENST MEAN WE DONT LOVE SELENA REST UP TO U🙏PEACE

[smuttyfairy]

so hi i just want to share my experience. i hooked up with a couple of guys in these past years but i think it's just me trying to be straight bc whenever i hook up with these assholes my mind would fly off somewhere. like while we were making out i'd think abt what page i am in the book that im reading or what ep i left off or what snack will i buy on the way home. but when i hooked up with a girl i was really into it u know. and it's hard bc these fucking assholes spread it to our school

and sometimes those stories get a bit exaggerated. no not even a bit. it’s SUPER exaggerated. like me having a video or some shit. it really frustrates me because they’re so quick to judge you know. it’s not like they’re not doing it to. i hate those kind of people. slut-shaming hypocrites who dont have a life that’s why they like to talk abt other people’s personal lives.

sorry for an angry ask. it’s just that my anxiety is kicking in again and i cant sleep 😕

—> Aww man anon you’ve hooked up with a couple of guys?! How lucky of you TBH EVEN IF YOU AREN’T ATTRACTED TO THEM???? EVEN BETTER YOU’VE BEEN A GIRL????? #howtogetasluckyasthisanon

But on the real tho anon, I agree people are so quick to slut-shame and I definitely think it’s because they don’t have anything better in their life to do other than talking shit and concerning themselves with other peoples’ lives >:( I super duper hate those kinds of people also, just because it’s a really stupid way for people to spend their time on c:

ANYWAY. Screw people, okay anon? JUST. SCREW. THEM. They don’t matter and you shouldn’t feel too anxious about that (of course I understand that’s difficult bc my ass over here always feeling subconscious of myself and how people judge me) BUT YA KNOW WHAT IF YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND JUST FUCK EVERYONE BC IDGAF then at some point you’ll def feel better and believe in your own words c:

Also, I hope that you don’t try to be straight. If it doesn’t feel right, then it’s not you! Chances are, you’re just most definitely into girls! 

-Admin Sf

#Anonymous