#idk why this headcanon is just so funny to me

[plumsliva]

I COULDNT RESIST THE URGE TO SEND ASKS ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝

do you have any off headcannons? or.. more hockeyist thingys :3

and here have a sneak peek at what im doin

YIPPEEEEEE I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SEND ME ASKS EVEN THOUGH IT HAPPENS VERY RARELY :] So about off headcanons.... I do have quite a bit, mainly about the Batter cuz I'm hyperfixated x] - The Batter falls into a state of dissociation every time the Player gets to control him - The Batter growls and hisses like a lizard when he feels agitated or annoyed - The Batter does gremlin sounds when he gets flabbergasted (mainly by something stupid like toaster) - And because of Nightly now I have a headcanon that the Batter can throw tantrums by simply stomping his foot very loudly like bunnies do - The Nothingness is not flat and those Zone stars actually float in space. Also there's no physics and you can basically walk in ANY direction you want (even straight up) - Lucky tickets kinda work like patches but they grow into skin after applying on an injury - Troquantary spectres are the most aggressive ones and probably the most blood-thirsty (mfers literally live in meat and still go out to kill people) - Damien mines are cold as hell that's why you can see the smoke there Also idk what to say about Hockeyist and I don't want to come up with something out of blue rn so I'll just throw this: - At some point @ nightly-production 's Swimmer became his father figure - He would totally say "Sasa Lele" - His headcanon voice is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma8_GJRLlt8&t=970s (at 16:10 but I'm pretty sure that the link will take you to this timecode (IT'S FUNNY HOW THE GUY IS LIKE "I HAVE NO TIME TO TALK WITH YOU" AND THE HOCKEYIST IS LIKE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THAT(also there's voicelines with laughing and Hockeyist probably laughs like that))) ALSO I REALLY LOVE HOW YOU DREW HIM AWW HE LOOKS SO TIRED (I wonder what this image on his shirt is)

And here's some sketches just so it won't be just a text post :]

[hostilemuppet]

I know the reason why Branch never mentioned having brothers before was because the creators only thought them up for the third movie and then they had to find a storyline that would fit into the movie’s canon.

But I’m curious to know what’s your opinion on Branch’s brothers?

I mean, I know how you portray them in your AU, but I curious 👀 about your honest opinion of them based on what we learned from the movie.

I don’t know if anyone has asked this before and apologize if have and I couldn’t find it.

i like brozone! jd has been... soured for me after seeing how the fandom treats him but hes still funny when you dont have a bitch in your ear telling you he did nothing wrong

jd: i think jd was abusive. people get mad at me for saying this, but i dont care; he was in charge of his younger brothers and he worked them to the bone, he forced clay to wear underwear he hated and take photoshoots in them for gods sakes! thats freak behaviour! i think a lot about how he treated them, either directly stated by canon (the underwear thing) or inferred by canon + how theyd be treated irl (on top of the super strict workout routine bruce was probably kept on a super strict diet too, dehydrated to make his abs POP, he was MISERABLE). plus the fact he feels absolutely zero sympathy, he just says he "had a lot of responsibility", implying that his brothers should feel grateful for how he "took care of them" 🤮 ELECTRIC CHAIR! i do like how hes so full of himself though, i like how eric andre says he thinks hes the "alpha male" and thats something i feel like a lot of people are missing wrt his characterisation. hes not some cool, rugged, charming guy out in the forest; hes the guy who says he could TOTALLY survive a zombie apocalypse, guys!

bruce and clay: people have literally no reason to get mad at them for leaving the pod, im sorry. they were teenagers who moved out of the house, best case scenario because they hated their big brother, WORST case bc they were escaping ABUSE! yeah, they could have said bye to branch, yeah, they MIGHT have been able to keep in touch (for clay we dont know how long he was bumming around the tree before the last trollstice happened, i do think it was a few years though), but why are we acting like them MOVING OUT is some big crime? they werent gonna stay in the nest forever! BRANCH can be upset, he missed his brothers! we can sympathise with branch! that doesnt mean we need to DEMONISE them for not lying down and letting jd control their lives! bruce was a bit of a dick to branch though but its okay bc they made up. clay however did NOTHING wrong, put some respect on his name 😤

floyd: idk why both the fandom and the movie act like floyd is the only brother who didnt hurt branch, when hes the one who should have hurt him the MOST! he PROMISED hed come back, likely knowing he wouldnt, while the other three just said "sayonara, dont get your hopes up, see you never". floyd gave branch hope that theyd see each other again, and then fucked off for 20 years, not even TRYING to find branch! obviously floyd is my favourite, but most of that i freely admit is like... conjecture, and headcanon, and in the movie itself we really dont know anything about him other than "is gay" and "got branchs hopes up, only to let them get crushed". hes kinda an asshole! which could be fun, but everyone, including the writers ignore it! i kinda hope in the cartoon theres an episode that addresses how floyd never visited. i mean, even the movie says that jd TRIED to visit but found the empty troll tree and assumed everyone was dead! did the same happen to floyd? or did he just not care? without clarification you kinda gotta assume the latter, but im really excited to find out what secondary canon has to say about it!

#ask

[yaderyngoch]

Dick, spending a lifetime training as an acrobat: I'm by far the most flexible member of the Batfam

Tim, rolling up with a connective tissue disorder and some audacity: Wrong

#idk why this headcanon is just so funny to me #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson

[larphis]

For some reason I just can‘t stop imagining Ed defeatedly crawling into the auxiliary wardrobe to wallow in his sadness, alone, only to be met with a familiar voice saying „well, well, well“ and as he turns around Lucius is leaning against the door frame as wet as a poodle and sassily says „Look who went back into the closet“

#ofmd #ofmd headcanon #our flag means death #idk why BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #I have thought about this like 5 times already and anytime it pops into my head I just die of laughter #lucius spriggs #Lucius is the king of sass #Blackbeard #Edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd season 2

[keets-writing-corner]

bottom Lucifer this

top Lucifer that

what if he bottoms the women but tops men??? have we ever thought of that???

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #shitpost #the one and only time I will post any sexuality headcanons #They're usually not my thing #but for real he just gives off such insane-drunkenly-in-love with women/drinks-woman-respect-juice vibes #that I just see him melting with the ladies #but when MEN show up #it's like “ohhohohHOHO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY IM THE KING OF HELL???” #-insert glowy eyes- #idk is this stupid? #probably #do I care? #no #it's so funny to me idk #I literally cannot see it any other way #real talk tho #is Lucifer bi??? #for the moment we only know FOR SURE that he likes girls #but that just means he's not gay #IT DOESN'T ELIMINATE BI OR PAN THO #gosh this is probably one of the dumbest posts I've made XD

[princessbellecerise]

idky but I have this headcanon that Corlys literally outlives everyone.

Like in a perfect world where the Greens aren’t cunts, I can see Rhaenyra taking the throne, possibly still dying and then Jace takes the throne after her, 15 years later.

Still, Corlys lives. He’s there at the coronation.

Vhagar finally dies like 10 years later and guess what? Corlys is still alive.

He’s 75 at this point and STILL navigating the damn seas like he did when he was 20.

At this point, Luke starts to regret saying that he doesn’t want Driftmark cause Corlys is like okay, well my brothers dead so guess I still gotta do this on my own.

10 years later Rhaenys passes away and while he’s heartbroken, the motherfucker still lives.

At this point, everyone is literally staring at him during Rhaenys’ funeral and they’re like wtf?? Shouldn’t you be in the sea as well?? Like dude you’re pushing 90.

Nope.

He’s still alive and kicking.

Corlys doesn’t pass away till he’s 100 years old and at this point Luke has pretty much taken the reigns for years but at the same time it’s like—he’s damn near 60 before he’s officially crowned as Lord of Driftmark.

Like Corlys damn near outlived him and everybody is just shocked cause nobody expected him to live that long, especially not in an age where getting to 100 was super rare, and damn near impossible.

But nope—against all odds Corlys prevails. He’s at peace but the younger generations like to make up stories about him, saying that he lived longer than Vhagar or that he was alive during the conquest.

Which is ridiculous, of course, but he ends up being right:

Because 100 years later, when everyone is truly dead and gone along with him, people still remember the name Corlys Velaryon and how his blood was on the iron throne, ruled Driftmark, and most importantly:

How he was alive for all of it.

#corlys velaryon #rhaenys targaryen #hotd headcanon #hotd #idk why but this is just so funny to me #luke is lowkey like: it’s okay grandpa you can go to sleep now and corlys is like: nah #I think I’ll take another voyage son

[meimeikyu]

i think dust should get a gun or two

#like killer has knives horror has an ax and or bear traps #i think dust deserves a non magic weapon too #imagine your au gets robbed by these well known evil guys and this one is known for having really strong magic and you try to fight him n #n he just fucking shoots u #idk why thats so funny to me #anyway he gets a gun. as a treat #tw gun mention #dust sans #my headcanons #rambles

[candyunicornsateme]

idea where Kenny is desperately trying so hard to confess to Kyle and just say I love you but somehow every time they get interrupted by something or someone and Kenny is a man of very few words and its hard to get alone and eventually Kyle’s on the brink of insanity like “fucking SAY IT KENNY” and violently shakes Kenny so much he doesn’t even hear it clear the first time

#if this is stupid in my defense i am tired and anxious #rimble ramble #south park #my headcanons #k2 #not sure why this came to me just now but i love me a sudden serious #love confession moment but it could be also a lil funny #if we ride tht 'very quiet reserved kenny' interp that i love #to switch to often hhhhhhhhhhhh #this is one where idk wht i'd do with the idea #not enough for a fic but a lotta work for a drawing/comic #I really like to play with an almost shy?? kenny like he literally is so quiet #ANYWAYS my ocd is acting up hard im stressing about fucking rebloging ORDER CAN U STOP BRAIN

[greenvillainredemption]

Broke: Alma is homophobic

Woke: None of the characters are homophobic

Bespoke: It’s a catholic town in the early 1900s girl everyone is homophobic

#encanto #my words #this is a joke I am bi. or lesbian idk. I’ve always known I like women nbd and I find guys cute sometimes but male genitals make me puke #POINT IS I’m not tryna be homophobic out here lol I just think I’m funny #also there’s a lot of different interpretation when it comes to a kids movie #like yeah it’s in the 50s or something but it’s also disney so like canonically i don’t think anyone is actually homophobic at least not #openly. because disney #but also if ur an adult wanting more realistic fics in real 50s rather than disneyified 50s it feels out of place to hc characters as openly #gay and nobody else says a thing about it #like its all about how accurate u want the setting to be idk #also this post is mostly a response to homophobic Alma headcanons because like why her just cuz she’s old?? #pathetic. in today’s time they’re all old (or like dead I’m not doing math)

[emile-hides]

I don’t know where my brain is today but I’m now on team Super Show I think Iggy and Lemmy are twins and the modern day tall Beanpole Iggy Koopa is just what happened when he got on HRT

#Mario #Koopalings #This is my new headcanon and I'm sticking to it #Mostly because I think it's funny #They ARE twins it's just that Iggy got tall it be like that #In my head btw they're both Lakitus thus why Lemmy's so small despite being second oldest and why Iggy's the only one with glasses #They don't HAVE to be twins btw maybe just like. They're biological siblings #idk I'm on board with the Koopaling's ages but I still wanna mess with it sometimes #Anyway here's just a dumb thought I had looking at old Koopaling art #Iggy IS Transgender Non-Binary this is my forever stance #And Lemmy is Transgender Genderqueer #I love them I think they're twins that's funny to me

[smartzelda]

I am once again thinking of how we never actually see the name that killed L, just his legal name in "Death Note: How to Read".

I'm thinking of Rem ripping out the pages in her death note she'd written on as she turns to dust, taking too the only written instance of name that killed the world's greatest detective, quite possibly as one last act of defiance against Light Yagami. Thinking of how if she hadn't, Light would have read the final name she'd written, kept inside him the knowledge that he's one of the only humans alive to keep the name that L felt was *his* at the day he died. Sure, he could've just attached hard to how he wanted to remember L, but it doesn't take away the fact that it feels as if he *doesn't* know L's name (because with all the focus he had on finding it out it doesn't erase the care he put into finding it)

I'm thinking of L, who's never really identified himself with a name. Not his legal name, given to him by his guardian, nor any of his number of aliases. He might as well have been L Lawliet just as much as he was the detective L, or Eraldo Coil, or Deneuve, or even his brief stint as Hideki Ryuga. He's been called so many names in his life, but doesn't identify with any of them. I'm thinking of the fact that Near and Mello clearly identify themselves as their legal names despite their similar use of aliases, the way that their legal names are explicitly the names needed to kill them. However, with L, we never see his legal name written down in the note nor do we get to see the name floating above his head. Unlike others from a similar background, we don't know the name that killed him, nor does he seem to identify with his legal name.

Of course, this brings up exactly what the name had killed him was, and if it simply was his legal name, why it wasn't just shown as with other characters. For someone who couldn't seem to form an attachment around any of the many names they've been called, I almost wonder if the name that killed him was something secret, played around with in his head, something only he (and someone with the eyes of course) would know.

#l lawliet #death note #A man can have so much trans subtext its unreal #By all means it would have made total sense for him to attach to his legal name‚ seeing that it was given to him by his longest living #guardian and was a substitute to him having none at all and yet #In some ways it almost brings into question how strained his relationship with Watari may have been‚ but also it reeks of subtext #Not identifying with your legal name or any name most people call you #That being said I am also uh lawlight trash so the monkeybrain also shoves all this thought aside and goes 'Okay but wouldn't it be funny #if the name that killed him was like Ryuzaki Yagami or some shit even though that probably doesn't make sense? The pain.' #Idk man I just think it says something that Light seems to never be allowed to know what name killed him‚ that it was never mentioned in #the source material (not even his legal)‚ and that other people from whammy's house in opposition to Light had their names needed to kill #them be their legal names/we get to see the names that killed them #I just be thinking #edit: I should also specify that some of this is canon interpretation while some is like shaping headcanon (for example it's not as if we #*see* Rem tear out any pages or anything but that's just me coming up with a reason as to why he wouldn't have just known L's name after #picking up her note and opening it for the first time)

[supahstarrr]

rose's hair is slightly odd because it mimics 4a-4b hair (possibly 3c hair as well? but my point is that her hair mimics tighter curls lol) yet have a some looser strands as well. random strands in 3c, 4a and 4b hair that appear very wavy or even straight often means the hair is damaged/unhealthy. i like to imagine rose's hair is probably damaged. figuring out why her hair would be damaged is slightly difficult, but i'm leaning to the answers that she finds it difficult to manage & take care of her hair and/or is unmotivated (from depression, maybe?)

#drdt #rose lacroix #danganronpa despair time #sunny's thoughts #headcanon i guess lol #its unknown if she canonly has depression or not but idk. very much seems like shes depressed outside of the game LOL #it could be slightly hard to tell bc her traits like: being tired a lot. forgetfulness. detachment #are often played as mostly 'funny gags' or just 'character traits' in the story but VERY much mimics depression symptoms #thus in the process the story kind of. downplays the severity of her traits. which well idk how to feel about that but anyway #and i truly cant figure out her exact hair type(s). but her hair is VERY obviously tight curls. #despite some artists making her hair closer to wavy #her hair. to an extent. reminds me of my hair. i have 3c-4a hair and ive witnessed lots strands that become wavy #it happens a lot when my hair is damaged nd unhealthy. #so thats why i just kept thinking about her hair lol. like my poor baby's hair look damaged

[death-himself]

in my almost decade of being in this fandom i’ve never had headcanons of any of the pastas so yknow what

gender/sexuality headcanons:

toby rogers: cupiosexual bi trans man

jeff woods: cis man, definitely queer in some way but too repressed to acknowledge it

liu woods: cis gay man (fun fact: when i was a kid i didn’t know what homicidal meant and confused it with homosexual, so he was homosexual liu to me for a bit lol)

jane: trans lesbian

clockwork: genderqueer/just queer in general

eyeless jack: cis mainly out of convenience, he doesn’t care too much about gender, gay asexual

ben drowned: trans masc/demiboy with a couple neopronouns, my version of him is like 13 so i don’t have any sexuality hcs other than maybe aroace

nina: unlabeled gender with a long list of neopronouns, either a lesbian or bi with a preference for women

sally: she’s a kid so i don’t have any sexuality headcanons for her, but i do like the idea of them being nonbinary

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #most of these aren’t set in stone #really the only set in stone ones for me are toby liu and jane #also nina using neopronouns and jack being on the ace spectrum #the thought of toby having to steal testosterone from pharmacies is just so funny to me idk why

[cheetahsprints]

Over halfway through season 1 of Sonic Boom... what is this show. Why am I watching this. it's on crack it's so fucking unhinged 😂 help

#sonic boom #sonic the hedgehog #watching out of pure curiosity not because I feel that I need to #could've just watched the episodes with Shadow and nothing would've been lost #but I find myself laughing at the stupid ass jokes because of how dumb of ass they are omg #I hate how dumb Knuckles is genuinely #Didn't like Sticks at first - very jarring character - but idk she grew on me #ngl I laughed my ass off the times Eggman “teamed up” with someone especially Sonic I just.. idk... the wtfery gets me #Have a soft spot for this Sonic already him and his lil scarf #I like trans headcanons for this Sonic in particular idk why don't touch me #The dialogue is often so cringeworthy hhhh but at least visually it isn't bad or I could not even #no offense if people unironically like this show #I'm not saying it's terrible or unenjoyable it's just... it's something #If I'd watched this when it aired on saturday mornings or whenever the fuck #I probably would've just been like “hehe funni this is a nice break from all the edgy shit” that I'd been watching in 2014

[risingsunresistance]

this came to me in a vision

#needed to draw something. this is what you get jgdjfh #in order it's barry scarf bonzo and the professor #btw just for headcanon purposes. barry any pronouns. scarf just he/him. and the professor he/they :] #i dont even have any headcanons for bonzo but i will never forget the optifine cape. HAD to include him #idk what happened in my brain to make me so weird abt scarf and the professor jhdjfh #i literally do not care about the other dungeon bosses any way besides their stories #but these dudes? they are my barbie dolls and i am putting them in sooooo many scenarios #sb #awa #the professor just 🫵 is so funny to me idk why #such an awkward pose but such a powerful message jgfhh

[majycka]

I got lowkey invested in uncle Kubo lmao

#vampire in the garden #netflix #LIKE SRSLY HIS DAMN INTRO IS HIM TELLING HIS NIECE THAT WHY U NOT REMEMBER ME I CHANGED UR DIAPER WHEN U LIL BBY #and i think that’s funny #also he got an interesting backstory ig #and cuz of that there could have been interaction of him and momo just talking about vampire/coexisting with one another idk idk #and witnessing momo and fine i think he’d support her niece on creating that paradise??? #so yeah uncle-niece bonding headcanon yay! #update: might write a fanfic idk idk