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mockerycrow · 11 months

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“can i kiss you?” + with Gaz because he needs more content on my hands and knees 🤭

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—“Can I kiss you?”— With Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

Summary: You and Kyle have been pining after each other for years, and suddenly one of you guys make a move at the most random moment.

A/N: idk how i haven’t made more gaz content because i literally main his skin in modern warfare II. love my boy <3 I also want to apologize for not posting for a bit, not feeling too well rn </3

[WARNINGS: oblivious in love idiots, military inaccuracies, fluff.]

In every room he entered, his eyes always gravitated towards you. Every time he thought of something funny, he thought to tell you the joke first. Every time he would see something in the store that reminded him of you, he wouldn’t hesitate to text you a photo. The first person he always looked forward to seeing in the morning is you. Kyle’s chest would feel all weird around you, his excitement shooting through the roof when he would find out you’re staying around base for a while. You two are in two different squads, but you always seem to end up with the 141, anyway.

If people were to ask your squad where you are, it was always “oh, they’re with 141!” maybe, “They are with Captain Price.” or Kyle’s favorite, “they are with Sergeant Garrick.” Despite being in two different squads, you two had no problem maintaining contact with each other. You joined the military together and sure, there were points where neither of you could communicate with each other for confidential purposes—but that didn’t snuff out the flame of emotions you had for each other. You two would leave to your separate deployments and return to each other months later, picking up right where you left off.

You were close with all of the 141, even Ghost, but it was obvious you were the closest with Kyle. For a long while, his team honestly thought you two were dating, even before formal introductions were made. Price’s jaw genuinely dropped when he found out you two aren’t and never have. Kyle tries to ignore the way you smile whenever someone mentions they thought you two were a couple. It gives some part of him hope. And that’s another thing; he’s about 75% sure this feeling is love, romantic love. He isn’t completely sure because whenever he thinks about it, it drifts off into a thought about you and instead of his feelings.

Kyle doesn’t let his feelings get in the way of his work, so if he finds himself drifting and thinking of you, he gets himself back on task. You do the same—you care about Kyle a lot, he’s one of the very few people you truly trust, but you aren’t always working together. You need to have your head in the game.. which is kind of hard when your own team is constantly teasing you. The difference is that YOU, you’re aware of your feelings. You’ve been aware and sure of them for years now. You know every warmth gathering in your cheeks because of him wasn’t just because he would compliment you, but it was because it was HIM complimenting you.

You’re on one of the couches in the 141 barracks, the lights off and a 90% eaten bowl of popcorn in your lap. You’re sitting on one of the end cushions, your head propped up on your fist, your arm leaning against the armrest. Next to you is Kyle and next to him is Soap, Price sitting in the recliner and Ghost laying down on the other couch, taking it up entirely with his huge stature. Your blink your eyes blearily as you’ve been trying to stay awake to finish the movie—you couldn’t help that you were so tired! You had just gotten back from a mission and Price suggested a movie. You didn’t want to turn him down. The movie is just loud enough to mask Soap’s snores.

You feel an elbow slightly bump into you and you didn’t notice you shut your eyes until Kyle elbows you. “Hey, you awake?” He whispers lowly and you make a noise, signaling you are. “Was about to fall asleep.” You mumble, opening your eyes and facing him. God, he’s so beautiful. You love the way his hair curls, the way his face is, his growing stubble, just.. him. He looks at you with the softest glance always, even when you’re in the bloodiest of situations. Kyle leans closer to you so you can hear him over the movie and Soap’s ungodly sleeping noises. “You can go ahead and go to bed, y’know..”

You frown a bit and elbow him back, murmuring, “Then I’d miss the movie and hanging out with you.”

Kyle smiles at your words and swats at you for a second, and he’s so happy the room is only lit by the TV because of the blush he’s sure has appeared on his cheeks. But you can see and—fuck, you just can’t help it anymore. You’ve decided it. Before Kyle can look away, your hand shoots up and cups his cheek, causing him to raise his eyebrows in surprise. You silently catalogue every micro-expression and the way his stubble feels in your palm.

“Can I kiss you?” You whisper, your heart absolutely fluttering in your chest. You’re begging for him to say yes, your eyes gleaming with want. Kyle stares back at you for a moment in awe before realizing, yes, he does need to say something—so he quickly nods and is leaning forward without realizing it.

You press your lips against his so gently, and it’s almost like a spark goes through your body. You melt when his hand reaches over and grabs your arm for leverage, and you move your lips against his. Your bottom lips brushes against his, and you tilt your head a bit; you never want this to end. Kyle presses his lips a bit harder against yours which boosts your confidence, and he swears up and down he’s in heaven. Your lips move together like you’ve both tasted an addictive drug and you can’t get enough, and Kyle nearly groans before remembering his entire team is around him.

This kiss was the first of many to come—beginning your little (secret) relationship.

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lovethetasteofnothing · 7 months

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You have a thing for accents, they find out/ you have an accent - TF 141, Los Vaqueros + Farah + Valeria + Alex

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includes: captain price, simon "ghost" riley, kyle "gaz" garrick, johnny "soap" mactavish, kate laswell, farah karim, alex keller, alejandro vargas, rodolfo "rudy" parra, valeria garza (everyone getting fed today; yes the boys get their smutty content too)

gn!reader, except for laswell x fem!reader (she's a lesbian, argue w the wall), fem terms of endearment

warnings: nsfw content, dirty talk (like a lot), degradation kink, praise kink (yes, you get both) reader has a tendecy to repeat words they like the sound of (pretty much copies the way they say it bc it sounds nice), multiple themes idk what i'm talking about atp

word count: 2.5k+, aprox. 250 words/ character

enjoy <3

Captain John Price

he doesn't notice it at first, he just thinks you're smiling because his dad jokes are good

you say he sounds like a regular British dad at a football match (yes, football, I'm European too)

it makes his day because if he hadn't joined the military he would have probably been one by now

you call him Bravo 0-6 sometimes, you say it in his accent because why wouldn't you

repeating his favorite phrases from missions that he brags about because you think it's cute

insert cute Price smiley face here when he hears you(bc i love it so much)

you asked him for wa-ah once, he still isn't over it

you call him a lad/old man if his accent becomes really prominent

but you can't help the way his words make your heart race and the way he says them...

your underwear is sopping wet, your honor!

you freeze up and blush when he pulls off the filthiest sentence in a British accent

when he starts talking dirty during sex you can't help but moan louder/twitch/squeeze around him

that's when he figures it out

it kind of just connects in his brain and he uses it to his advantage

"look at the way you're taking me so good, princess"

will not let you live, constantly teases you about it

he'd call you 'princess' and 'duckling'

you quack at him if you're reallly feeling silly

recorded you doing it once, his favorite video of you by far

Simon "Ghost" Riley

you call him posh just to annoy him

gives you the hardest side eye of your entire life and you take it back

you tell him the Queen died and he doesn't have to keep the act up when he really pushes it (he calls you a tosser)

insert one of his dad jokes in here

you only laugh because you love him and your humor is broken

probably uses 'bloody' on the regular; calls you 'luv' and 'pet" 100%

like that man could just pull out a "What in the bloody hell did you just do, pet?" and you'd turn back time to make him happy

calls you his princess. emphasis on 'his" because it's never missing

definitely also the type of person to just copy whatever you said if he likes the way it sounds

when you're arguing, you just copy the phrases he said as arguments

good that the mask hides his smile or he'd always lose

loves the fact that you use terms of endearment in your native language for him (for my multilingual babes)

struggles to learn your native language but still tries

listens in on your conversations just so he can learn it better

upset when he can't learn bc his job doesn't give him enough time

turns into a big softie if you scold him in it

you record phone calls and save voice notes so you can listen to them while he's gone on missions

just the sound of his voice is so hot comforting

dirty talker supreme! i feel like he'd praise you more but there's a hint of degradation

just like a sparkle and he'd ask you five times beforehand if it's okay with you

you can't help it when your brain goes blank, the sound of his voice filling up every single corner of your mind (his dick does the same)

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

you also call him posh

actually pulls out a posh accent to egg you on

you're both laughing so hard by the end of it

pulls out the most British of British sentences and leaves you shocked because the only word you understood was 'and'

clap because that's impressive

loves your accent if you have one

makes you say a word three times because he's fucking head over heels for the way your voice sounds

dirty talk champ!

but only when he feels like it

makes you beg for him to do it because he thinks you look cute on your knees so pouty

"my love, look at you getting all wet just from the sound of my voice. isn't that cute?"

his laugh!!

makes you laugh too even if nothing is funny

sends you long voice notes with how his day went or cuddles you on the couch while doing it

and you just sit and nod while listening, not saying a word

not because you're bored but because you love listening to the way he emphasizes certain words

type of boyfriend to send you a podcast of a debrief of his activities

he does it while coming back from missions even though his voice is so tired

and it just makes your heart skip a beat because it tingles your brain in the right spot

groggy morning voice, his accent all over the place, stumbling over his words because he got home late last night and barely slept

mumbles incoherent compliments? confessions? before you kiss him and make him get more rest

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish

literally pulls out the most Scottish sentence out of his ass

and you fold for some reason???

he's confused because he's used to Ghost telling him to speak English but you just nod along

you also ask him to translate because you don't understand

you pick up some of the phrases he likes to say and use them around your friends before you realize they won't understand

you try to decipher his accent sometimes

you either nod along even though you don't understand and hope you don't need the context

or you ask him to use less Scottish terminology/tone down his accent

you'd repeat certain phrases he says, out loud when doing random things

it melts his heart

he'd say the funniest joke ever and laugh at it for 10 minutes before realizing you didn't understand him

he explains it, you laugh because you don't want to hurt his feelings (it was a dad joke)

giggled a little the first time he talked dirty, you were flustered already and couldn't hold it back

you make him send you voice notes/ call you when you're masturbating now

his fucking pleasure tbh, has to hide from his team so they don't hear him spewing the filthiest shit known to man

someone caught him once, he said he was talking to his mom

Gaz is now confused as to why he would use 'cunt' in a conversation with his mom

starts saying his Scottish lover's speech and you mumble parts of it because you already know it by heart

you actually start saying it with him at some point

Kate Laswell

really concerned? but also not surprised that you have an accent/voice kink

like wdym call you 'her angel' again because you need to hear the way she says it

pulls out American mom slang on you

you call her mommy as a joke, it wasn't a joke

she catches on because it's not the first time you did it but doesn't say anything about it

understands people with heavy accents like almost perfectly

"i have to"

would pick up little words in your native language

you would also pick up her mom monologue

so when soap does something dumb and you start scolding him like Laswell would you're a little shocked

she'd be somewhere nearby and hear you, little proud smile on her lips

you have to explain whatever slang you're using to her

finally understands what gaz and soap say afterwards

i dont think she'd be big on dirty talk

so when it slips out once, you stare at her in confusion before processing her words

you beg her to do it more often

literally sitting on her lap while she does her paperwork (surprising that she even let you do that)

and you whisper sweet nothings in her ear, trying to convince her to take a break and relax

"come on, hun, you know I can't do that. people depend on me" in that cute concerned tone of hers <3 <3

pulls out the filthiest flirting tactics known to man when a little drunk

"how about you sit there and look pretty for me?" and you do

she pulls you in her car and fingers you until you're screaming while whispering about how cute you sound

it changes your brain chemistry

Farah Karim

disappointed but not surprised

she feeds into your kink thing just because she can

catches you staring in awe when she speaks in Arabic, finds it adorable

lowkey find the way she talks mesmerizing

like you can listen to her voice and watch the way she gesticulates for hours on end

has that leader/public speaker charisma to her that gets you hooked

barks orders at you because she forgets she's not on mission

apologizes immediately because you're her baby and she feels bad about it

also scolds you in Arabic before translating

bilingual queen chastises you in two languages because you did something dumb

but you die inside whenever she praises you

"my good girl, you did well" like yes ma'am, yes you did and you'll do it again if it means you can hear those words coming out of her mouth again

tries to do dirty talk but fails miserably (her face is too serious istg)

makes you un-horny not because it's that bad but because you're laughing so hard for like 10 minutes, you have to comfort her afterwards bc she's sulking not amused

you just weren't used to it

asks Alex for tips on how to improve (she's really sacrificing her dignity for you)

decided to use her new skills when you were close to climaxing because you'd probably be too dazed to care at that point

you weren't, you still remember her words to this day

you play back every single filthy thing she ever said when you masturbate

Alex Keller

our American boy™

you make him do the college bro accent

you both end up laughing on the floor because you joined in and made it funnier

pure chaos ensues

if you have an accent he'd look at you with the most lovestruck eyes

literally grinning ear to ear if you speak in your native language, this man is the biggest simp known to exist

wants to hear jokes in your native language even though they make no sense when translated

he can mimick some British slang/ can say some words in a British accent

you tell him to stick to his American English because he's hurting your ears

you mimick him lovingly when he uses really American phrases/ his accent becomes really white boy™ from the USA

he flirts in frat boy sometimes but it's Alex so you find it cute

another dirty talk champ!

like his voice is so smooth and soothing while he says it. his face is just unbothered, maybe a little smirk under his mustache

"such a sweet angel, already soaking for my dick, hm?"

insert ocean cosplay here

I feel like he'd mimick Siri and be on point

also reads you books while you try to sleep, his voice really does wonders whenever you have insomia

you make him record himself reading so you can listen to it on repeat while he's on duty

Valeria Garza

she figures it out in the first week of dating you

you still don't understand how she did it, you weren't that obvious

she said Chicago once (literally went feral over cartel mommy)

it plays on loop in your mind at random times and you have to ask her to say it again so it stops, she refuses sometimes just to see you suffer

you also copy her facial expressions and her gestures when you repeat something she says

lowkey impressed by how spot on you are, thinks of ways to use it for her own benefit

teaches you Spanish!!! she'd do it herself and give you hw while she's gone on business trips

she'd bend you over her lap and spank you for every question you got wrong

speaks whole dialogues with you in Spanish just to encourage you to learn, would not translate if you didn't understand (her lap looking hella empty rn)

so happy when you can finally understand most of her sentences but doesn't show it, just praises you

"Qué bonito... que bien ahí. Well done" (iykyk, I watch that scene religiously)

Spanglish all the way when she's fucking you

She'd just slide her strap in and degrade you

"Such a greedy slut for me. Aren't you, muñequita?" she wouldn't move until you confirmed it with words

"Eres una chica tan patética" (google translate pulls through until i actually learn Spanish)

she started arguing in Spanish with you at some point, you got wet

she had to stop when she noticed you were looking at her like that

Alejandro Vargas

literally frat boy flirting archetype

but he's so nice and you can't help giggling when he calls you those cute nicknames in Spanish

you start calling him Vaquero because really look at him, tell me he wouldn't be a ranch hand if he weren't in the military

spews out the most toe curling, smutty sentences in Spanish because he knows you don't understand

literally only does it so he can see your cute confused face

would also teach you Spanish

had a period of time when he would refuse to use English with you because you needed to learn

he stopped when you cried in frustration (literally lasted 3 hours)

big simp if you have an accent

just smiles while you talk and when you ask him why he just shrugs

learns random cute phrases in your first language and says them while you least expect it

you had to stop for a second and take it in before blushing

you sometimes share one singular multilingual braincell

when neither of you can remember the word in English or in any other language

the toaster is now officially the bread torch

figures out you have a thing for accents when you keep talking about how nice he sounds while speaking Spanish

it's being used against you

"Eres un cachorro tan guarro~

makes fun of you because you listen to his voice notes on repeat sometimes

he caught you doing it once and now he brings it up biweekly

Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

my fav vaquero (sorry Alejandro) bc he's just so sweet

literally praises everything you do, bonus points if it's in Spanish

makes your heart beat so fast

if you get mad he'd wrap his arms around you while trying to calm you down

"Calma, bebé. Take it easy"

and it works? like the moment you hear his voice and his gentle words you're calm again

there's something tranquil about the way he says stuff

mostly uses Spanish right after waking up

gruffy voice + him whispering sweet nothings in your ear

and you understand most of it because he took his sweet time to teach you

corrects you in the sweetest way possible

so happy when you learned how to roll your Rs

begs you to say it again because it makes his heart flutter

soft dom who loves to praise you even if you're being a brat

"Ah mi princesita, you're being so cute right now. " while he's pinning you down and pressing kisses to your whole body

literally kills you with kindness

like you're really going to be a brat after he calls you all those sweet names???

literally giggling and moaning at the same time because you're flustered

like this man is really telling you he loves you while he's balls deep in you

struggles to learn your native language

powers through tho

stumbles on his words and you help him out (that cute boy smile on his face when he gets it right)

rarely yells but when he does...

he got mad at someone over the phone and you overheard him

changes your brain structure

and then he picks you up to complain about it, his annoyed voice literally fueling scenarios to your brain

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rubydubydoo122 · 17 days

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What are your thoughts on some of the more popular ships? Fanon and canon. For example superbat, bruce x harvey dent, tim x kon, dick x babs, dick x kory, jay x roy, steph x cass, damian x jon, pennywaynes,...

I’ll list them out

Superbat (Clark/Bruce): I find this ok, but personally, I like it when the trinity acts more like siblings, so it’s not my favorite. 5/10

BruHarvey: lovers to enemies? The angst? Amazing. 8/10

Dickbabs: idk. It feels kinda boring to me. Mainly because DC ruined both of their characters in order for them to be together. 4/10

DicKori: they’re soulmates. Idk what to tell you. And maybe you can tell how biased I am. Right now, they are the opitome of right person wrong time. 10/10

Jayroy: I don’t like this ship. It reduces Roy’s character down to a prop, the age gap feels kinda icky and I personally believe in Aro/Ace Jason Todd. 1/10

Superbat (Kon/Tim): the only version of superbat I truly ship. Reluctant friends, to besties, to flirty friendship, to a game of cat and mouse on if that taunt was real or if they were just fooling around? 10/10

DamiJon: I think their age gap never works in their favor. Either Damian’s too old or Jon’s too old, and it makes me feel wrong. And in more recent comics, they’ve been acting much more like siblings than friends who maybe possibly have chemistry with each other. But I do think if you wanted to go the romance route, it could be double unrequited love that was never expressed. Like a 10yr old Jon had a crush on a 13 yr old Damian. Jon left for almost a decade and comes back, looses feelings for Damian, but a 14yr old Damian has feelings for an 18 yr old Jon, but it never works out. 5/10. Just like their Dads

PENNYWAYNESSSS: 100000000/10. Like are you kidding me, this is the best ship ever and I love it so much.

Honorable mentions:

BruTalia: 10/10. My favorite Bruce ship.

Brulina: 8/10. I like it… but I feel like it wouldn’t work out because Selina would get overwhelmed by the amount of wealth Bruce has. Like she thinks it’s what she wants, but it’s too much for her

Birdflash (Dick/Wally): 8/10. I see the appeal, they’re best friends with so much chemistry, but I feel like they would never date bc they value their friendship more and they’re both super busy

JayKyle: it’s the only Jason ship I like, but only because I want it to be one sided, with Kyle failing to flirt with Jason and Jason is completely oblivious and actually just hates Kyle but Kyle thinks Jason’s playing hard to get. (Kyles flirting is just arguing with Jason, so that’s why Jason never gets the hint) 7/10 +300 bc of hillarity

StephTim: I don’t like this ship because Stephanie deserves so much better, and Tim seems like the type to mansplain every little thing, and it would drive Steph up a wall. I also don’t like the notion that they would be friends after they break up. 3/10 bc they had that piano scene

DamiRae: 2/10. Garchel is a better ship, and I feel like their personalities are too similar.

Flatline/Damian: I love them. I think they’re cute, but I don’t see it lasting long. 4/10

StephCass: 9/10. No more needs to be said. But I won’t ever officially write them as being together within a fic bc Steph’s character deserves to be her own, rather than a lover of a Batfam member, and Cass has her own things to deal with

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missuswalker · 9 months

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love languages with stan's gang + butters !

✮ summary: going through the boys' love languages, giving and receiving ✮ warnings: suggestive themes (i bet you can guess who caused this) and mentions of vomit

kyle broflovski

giving ok, hear me out. kyle would love to spoil you. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. he's always so worried about what people think of him, and in his head, by giving you gifts, he thinks he's winning you over. it doesn't have to be anything big, it can be something small, like a leaf he found on the sidewalk that kinda looks like a heart. his favorite thing to buy you, though, is clothes. that way if someone compliments what you're wearing, he can be all like, "yeah, i picked that out. i bought that, that was me." another thought i'm having is that in front of everyone he'd be all like "lol ugly" but then IMMEDIATELY would text you to tell you how beautiful you are and that he was just kidding.

receiving

physical touch. period. he loves when you wrap your arms around his, he likes to show you off. not big on pda, but will try to get you to kiss him in front of kenny to show that you're his and his only. also words of affirmation, please tell him that you like his hair and that you think hanukkah is interesting.

stan marsh

giving

soooo big on quality time. constantly asking to hang out. meh on dates, he'll take you out every once in a while, but prefers to stay in his room. idk, he just likes staring at you silently while you're on your phone in the comfort of his own home. doesn't like when you talk to randy though, it annoys him. he's also very into physical touch for the same reason as kyle. to show you off. GUYS DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T THROW UP ON YOU (maybe)

recieving guys. ACTS. OF. SERVICE. brush out his emo, crusty ass hair after he gets drunk and vomits everywhere, or run him a bath after he spends to much time with randy. he will love you so, so much. do his skin care please. "no, i don't want that shit on my face, that's gay." bullshit. he wants you to do it so bad. do it. he's pretending to hate it so if cartman finds out, he can claim he was forced into it. adding words of affirmation again, it just makes him happy.

kenny mccormick

giving

do i even have to go over this? i will anyways. buying you cars 🤭😻. i'm kidding, obviously. he would if he could. but it's physical touch. very happy to have a hand on your thigh. or your ass. he loves having an arm around your shoulder or your waist when he can't hug you. this idiot always has to be touching you. he also likes quality time. when he's not working, he's touching all your shit in your room while you tell him about your day. (don't mention another guy unless you want to be aesthetically pounded 🥰)

recieving

ok, let me explain this. receiving gifts FOR HIS FAMILY. he'll feel guilty if you get him something only he can use. buy karen a new doll and he'll be on his knees. (or you'll be on yours) anyways, he likes physical touch too. obviously. he takes what he can get, he doesn't prefer one love language over another.

eric cartman

giving

very physical touch oriented. holding your hand, making out, hitting you, you know. NOT LIKE, WHERE IT'S PAINFUL. well... sometimes it hurts a little. he's not literally abusive in this au guys 😻 he matured 00000.2 precent. he's not much of anything else, maybe quality time. he likes making out with you in front of kyle. i don't really need to explain that, i don't think.

recieving

likes getting gifts. if you give him something small, like a flower, he'll act like he hates it, but keeps it in his toothbrush holder. you know, the cups where you put your toothbrush. he tries to fix his act and be appreciative sometimes. he also likes words of affirmation. "carty poo you're so muscular 😻😻" jk, but compliment him, like, twice a week.

butters stotch

giving

physical touch is his favorite. doesn't care if he gets grounded for holding your hand at the dinner table, he'll do it anyways. surprisingly, he's eh on cuddling, just because his arm falls asleep from staying too still, but likes to be touching you if you're sleeping next to each other. his back against yours, you putting your face into the crook of his neck. you know, the good stuff. he also loves complimenting you! he thinks you deserve to know how beautiful, funny, and smart you are.

receiving

words of affirmation, words of affirmation, words of affirmation. "you're so pretty, butters" "oh, geez, that's too sweet." gets very smiley. pleaseeeeeeeee tell him how much you love him. he also likes when you scratch his head and, like, mess with his hair. he also likes when you put your head in his lap, idk why but it makes him feel very brave and strong.

a/n: i have no idea what to write, help

#kyle brovlofski #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #butters stotch #kyle broflovski x reader #stan marsh x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #butters stotch x reader #south park headcanons #please tell me what to write #i love them

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ghouljams · 10 months

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I know we haven’t seen much of cowboy Gaz but A) love the sibling rivalry vibes between him and Goose and B) me thinks he gets along realllllllllllllly good with the Mrs.’s in town. Shamelessly. Like so shamelessly price growls at him when he bats his eyes at Duck.

Idk arm candy Gaz is rattling in my brain

Gaz, Goose, and Soap have major sibling vibes

Also thank God. I have been holding off on cowboy!Gaz because I truly believe that man loves a Mrs(/Milf dont @ me on this). He is such a sweetheart and a charmer and he is such fantastic arm candy. Every Mrs in town is in love with him as soon as he bats his lashes at them, including Duck!

Duck loves Ghost because he's her future son in law but she loves Gaz because he is pretty to look at and fixes things around the house. (Un?)fortunately he isn't going to actually go after a married woman, he's a good boy.

Gaz's darling is one of Goose's high school friends. She is a teacher at the local elementary school, and I really want to give her a baby. She is an absolute doll and Gaz falls hard for her. They're sweetheart for sweetheart, it is tooth rotting. I'll post their meet cute later, here's Gaz being the bane of Goose and Price's existence.

"Hey, Goose," you hum, not looking up from your book, "how old's your mum?" You shut the book and turn to look at Gaz where he's leaned over the back of the couch.

"How old's my mum," you repeat, hoping it sounds as crazy to him as it does to you.

"Not like that," you wait, staring him down, eyes narrowing the longer he tries to wait you out, "Price would actually kill me. It's not like that."

"Sure," you turn back to your book. "Better men than you have tried Garrick," you tell him, flipping to your page, "I'd suggest teaching a pig to fly, might be easier."

Gaz gives your head a good shove, "You've got a mouth on you, you know that?"

"One of Simon's favorite parts of me," You turn to smack him with your book. He holds his arm like you've actually injured him.

"Slag."

"You can't fuck my mom Garrick," you yell after him, as he laughs his way out of the living room.

"You sure this is all you need Mrs. Price?" Gaz asks, tightening a loose fitting under the sink.

"That's the last thing on my list," you say, enjoying the view from the kitchen table. Your husband really brings home the nicest young men to help around the ranch. Nice to look at too. "You sure you don't mind helpin' me with all this?"

"It's the least I can do." You hum, Price is going to be mad you're indulging poor Gaz, but that's for you to reap the rewards of later.

"You're a good boy Kyle." You tell him, hearing Price's boots walk down the hall.

"Fuck's sake," Price's voice booms through the kitchen and you smile into your tea, "Sergeant what the hell are you doing?"

Gaz drops his wrench and smacks his head on the drain. You bite your lip and try not to laugh. God you love watching your husband scare subordinates.

#cowboy!Gaz #cowboy!141 #from Goose and Duck's perspectives #Gaz is in trouble after this but he really is just trying to be nice #i like his darling a lot #truly the epitome of the two nicest people you know dating #i dont really wanna tag this with any ship tags so i wont #its just silly au stuff #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #kyle garrick mw2 #gaz modern warfare #cod fic

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matchacowbee · 3 months

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Here’s some random South Park hcs i had in my notes

most of these r tickle hcs💗:3

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- Kyle hates when people point out how red his face can get when he laughs.

- Stan’s laugh is the cutest according to the girls. Giggles and snorts

- After realizing he was ticklish, Cartman went out of his way to avoid being tickled by the guys at all costs. He’s just very not used to being tickled, so it stresses him out when he feels vulnerable.

- Kenny uses cheer up tickles on everyone.

- Butters is a particular fan of Kenny’s cheer up tickles.

- When Tweek and Craig hang out, Craig “accidentally” lets Stripe crawl all over Tweek, causing him to squirm cuz it tickles. Craig totally doesn’t do this on purpose to see his bf giggle..

- Stan gets wake up tickles from his mom or sister sometimes.

Sharon -> “Stanley, sweetheart it’s time to get up.. maybe this will get you out of bed..” *tickles

Shelley -> “Wake up you turd!! >:( I’ll tickle you if I have to!”

- Kenny also gets wake up tickles from his siblings all the time. He also gives Karen tickles to get her to wake up or go to sleep

- Stan will threaten tickles if he’s being bothered by someone. Particularly Kyle.

Stan -> “You better stop, or I’ll tickle you..” “think I won’t Broflovski?!”

- When putting cartman to sleep, liane gives him gentle tickles and kisses bc she loves her son so much. He’ll get flustered and push her away but he doesn’t HATE it :3

Liane -> “awh goodnight muffin *tickles*”

Eric -> “meehehem stohohOp!! Jesus woman!”

- Butters gives verbal teases like, “tickle tickle! aww well you’re just ticklish all over!”

- When Kyle wins games over and over again or is just being a smart ass to the rest of his friends, they gang up on him and tickle him until he’s humbled.

Kyle -> “yknow, I learned something toda- ..wait n-nohohoo!! guhuhys!” ><

- Stan’s favorite person to tickle is Kyle because of his reactions. Seeing his best friend squirm around and actually act like a kid makes him happy.

- The girls know all the guys tickle spots, and constantly plan an attack on someone..

Some random hcs i have

- their heights are very particular to me 0_0

I say tallest goes from Butters, Stan, Kyle & Cartman, Kenny

IDK WHY I THINK BUTTERS IS TALLER BUT I JUST SEE IT ><

- Bebe taught Wendy how to throw rocks at cars like how the boys taught her. (Wendy is not amused)

- Tweek still does boxing on the side

- Craig sometimes brings Stripe to school and lets him run around the classroom scaring people.

- Wendy likes bugs

- Cartman actually hates ipad kids 🫢 (I can’t see him as an actual ipad kid)

- Bebe is a Sephora 10 year old

- Kenny pets stray dogs and cats and tried to bring one home one time

- Stan and Kenny troll kids on roblox

- Kyle defends those kids on roblox

- Butters is the kid being trolled

- Cartman is scared of horror movies but won’t tell anyone

- most of the girls can’t stand Butters

- The sibling side characters are all friends :3

- Kyle and Kenny both have freckles, but Kenny’s aren’t as notable.

- Stan is real good at video games, and Kyle is good at board games. They’re both competitive asf >:3

And that’s about it for now :) lmk if you want any more 💗💗

#matcha talks #south park tickles #south park tickle #south park headcanons #South Park tkl hcs

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luvghostie · 2 years

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idk if requests are open or if you did this already but main 4, craig, tweek, and butters with their s/o listening to their heartbeat? Like they instinctively put their head on their chest whenever they cuddle? ig with butters and tweek they just ask tho. if its too many ppl tho just the main 4s good. have a good day!

Of course, it’s so adorable!! This is the main four, I'll do the other three in a separate post. Sorry it took so long, I hope you like it<3

╰┈➤𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐒/𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒

𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓.ೃ࿐

{𝘎𝘕 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 + 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦}

Cartman: ...um what the hell are you doing?

When you guys first started cuddling he was confused by the gesture as no one had done that before. However, over time he got used to it and would ask what his heart sounded like.

Out in public, he doesn't like very touchy/cuddly PDA. It's nothing that has to do with you but more the fact of him being anxious.

The moment you guys get alone or around people he trusts, he'll apologize for seeming cold and will cuddle for hours.

Sometimes when listening, you can hear his heartbeat speed up. Whenever you ask about it you always get the same response.

“It's uh- high cholesterol?”

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Kyle: does my heart sound normal?

Kyle is perfectly okay with you listening to his heartbeat. He even is attentive to your heartbeat occasionally.

When cuddling he tends to talk about unexpected things. The conversation can be anything from his family to what's your favorite socks. He's open about everything and will tell you how he's feeling. In return, he hopes you do the same and won't hide your real feelings.

Out in public, Kyle is all about PDA. Hand holding, snuggles, he doesn't hide it. That is unless you're at his house and his parents are around.

If they're away or he's not having to take care of Ike, he'll ask to cuddle. It's like a need of his and Kyle is very glad you're open to it anytime.

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Kenny: *muffled* you're so cute!!!

Kenny is attention and touch-starved therefore, out of all the boys he'll be wanting to cuddle 24/7. Oh, you're sick? He'll cuddle you back to health. Your upset? He'll be there with open arms to give you love.

I have a feeling Kenny wouldn't know boundaries or personal space. So if you didn't want to be cuddled you'd have to explain to him. He might think he did something wrong for a while and will do anything to make it up. Literally, ANYTHING.

PDA is a must for him even if you're just holding his sleeve. He wants everyone to know that you two are together.

When you listen to his heartbeat it probably won't be normal. He dies and comes back every other day, so an unusual heart isn't anything that bothers you.

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Stan: w-what are you doing y/n?

Stan is very shy and so when you cuddle he'll be very silent. You have to start most conversations or ask about his day to get him talking. Yes, it can be annoying but the first time he talked first it startled you.

Stan will watch you listen to his heartbeat trying not to turn red or throw up everywhere. He's an anxious boy around you and even all his friends know that. He goes to them for advice on what to do, maybe, how he should cuddle properly? Stan just feels like he doesn't make you happy as he does and he'll try harder to improve.

If you want to do PDA you'll have to approach him first or it won't happen. He desperately wants to but it's kinda complicated in his head.

“I- would love to hold hands y/n.”

#headcanon #ask me anything #reqs open #south park x reader #south park #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #comforting #gn reader

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octopiys · 8 months

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Hi dear! Hope you’re doing well and school hasn’t killed you, I’ve got a quote for you!

Get in the fucker, you mother fucker

(I can’t remember what caused it tho)

Have a good time zone!

(Niki after stealing my brother’s spot where he was doing school)

(Close up)

Hello friend! Don't worry, college hasn't killed me yet, but they just made me evacuate /lh I love hurricanes

(yall I've started getting into HTTYD again and,,,, the brain,,,, mine,,, it's braining)

SOME GODDAMN INCORRECT QUOTES TO FIX YOUR DAY

Price: you guys aren't going to miss a mission, not without a proper excuse.

Price: not for being sick, not for being hungover, not for just not showing up

Price: weather we can deal with, death: walk it off-

Soap, sweating: gaz, how do you classify apocalypse on a written form-

Gaz, on a phone call: Peepop I can't talk right now, I'm boutta bust into some shrimp fajitas Peepop I gotta call you back

Price:

(After a slightly off mission)

Ghost: Soap, get in the goddamn truck!

Rodolfo, already in the driver's seat: get in the fucker, you mother fucker!

Farah: there's this cute guy at my work, okay

Gaz: okay

Farah: but this issue is

Gaz: okay

Farah: his name is fucking LUIGI

Valeria: you've annoyed me for the last time

Alejandro: you can't hit me I have witnesses!

Valeria: turn around rodolfo

Rodolfo: (turns around)

Alejandro: rudy!?

Price: I have no weaknesses. None whatsoever.

Nik, whispering: don't let him lie to you, Gaz, his favorite movie is the notebook

Nik: he cries every time

Price, sobbing: their love was a MIRACLE

Soap: I'm watching my niece this weekend.

Soap: she likes Ghost.

Ghost, quietly: you want a beer?

Niece: yeah!

Soap: Ghost she's FOUR

Ghost: WELL WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?

Graves: huntin', fishin', lovin' every day

Alejandro: you have no love in your heart

Graves: not for you darlin' but for everyone else!

Alejandro: fuck you

Graves: fuck you

Rodolfo, not having slept in a week: ILL TELL YOU

Rodolfo: THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT REAL

Ghost, who just wanted a late night snack:

Gaz: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Ghost: Only if you also don't ask why

Ghost: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Gaz:

Ghost:

Gaz: This one is fine

Graves: am I going too far?

Alejandro: no no no, you went too far seven hours ago. Now you're going to jail.

König: Horangi and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

O'Conor: *Sighing* What did Horangi do?

König: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Horangi: Who wants a steering wheel?

Price: Kate, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Laswell: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Price: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Kyle.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #modern warfare 2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #incorrect quotes #captain john price #alejandro vargas #alerudy #kate laswell #kyle gaz garrick #nikolai cod #commander graves #phillip graves #könig modern warfare #horangi #j hauke

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hollywoodsargeant · 9 months

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Pretty random question, but what are your favourite things about Logan? Like some cute facts/things about him that you like and feel like people should know

I think a lot of people judge him too quickly, he deserves more love and appreciation :((

this is an excellent question anon... clearly i have a lot of things i like about logan. i really like logan. in case if this blog was not enough. BUT. i will yell about a few random things since you asked (+ i agree people are very quick to judge him. give my boy a chance. i cannot tell you how many times i've seen people say stuff like "i wrote him off at first but he actually seems sweet" STOP WRITING HIM OFF THEN!) anyways. Favorite Things

there's a lot of insanity going on here i love logan so much did you know

first and foremost. i love how much he loves his friends... and just how outwardly he loves in general... the "heart on his sleeve" thing does come from somewhere. given really any opportunity he Will talk about his friends and his family and every time it Kills me like :( whenever someone mentions how long he's been racing oscar he talks about it and there's one where it's mentioned he was teammates with oscar back in f4 and he's like "well actually before that too!" idk. surely you know how i feel about logan and oscar but logan has emphasized their friendship more than once and always stresses how they've gotten along so well forever and even being title rivals in f3 never came between them... my little loscar heart...

and still on that. him and kyle. i love kyle kirkwood (indycar driver + friend of logan) if you were not aware and he does the same thing where someone will bring him up and he's like "yeah kyle's my boy!" it makes me so...... put him in his indy 500 top 3 prediction bc he's his buddy and knows he's good was asked Just about key lime pie and had to say "well my friend kyle makes a really good key lime pie" even after he just said he never really eats pie? idk man. he just loves his friends <3

AND HE LOVES WHERE HE'S FROMMM like yes a bit in a patriotic american way and maybe i only like that because i'm american but he is such a hometown guy he clearly loves and misses florida and all the people he still knows who live there. have you seen his 10 things i can't live without interview that video is basically just 8 minutes of logan sargeant loving florida. and he's so cute in that video i love that video but he can and he will talk about being from florida at any given opportunity (+ very much harps on how much he enjoys being out on the water) and i'm sure some people think it's annoying but personally i find it very endearing... and putting the flag on his helmet he is just a proud guy. i care him. he's said he wants to race the indy 500 too which also gets the indycar fan in me but he wants to race it bc it's iconic and idk most f1 drivers don't want to do the 500 bc oval scary (real of them) but logan is like. no i'm Going to do it one day. it's the biggest motorsport event and i will do it. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL HE DOES.

this one is a bit more stupid but i am forever amused by just how much of a younger brother he is. maybe i just relate to him bc i'm also the youngest of two (and my sister and i have pretty much the same gap he has to dalton) but he is so little sibling energy, especially with alex. he's a little menace. particularly evident in the monaco road trip video where alex tells him to lie and he goes along with it while also trying to make alex do it for him (he's so me) and the sandwich challenge where he whines every time alex gets in his way. i know benny's kid calls him his older brother but he is so little brother it's unreal. on the brother note this fucking idiot cracked his rib karting with dalton and that's also hilarious

I DON'T KNOW MAN. i love listening to him talk. i love all his weird little quirks like how much shoulder he puts into his walk and how much he fiddles around and can't sit still and the way he almost seems to make himself smaller?? this guy is nearly six feet tall but he carries himself like a much shorter man i think it's endearing. i'm really endeared to his smile and his smiling habits (see my thesis it's a whole thing) and also all his other weird mouth ticks he has several i love that he always seems to want to be close to people (he's very touchy. if you pay attention) i love how weirdly shy he is (likes sunglasses bc you can hide behind them) i love his incessant need to have perfect hair all of the time like see the monaco video i linked earlier where he's riding in a convertible trying to fix his hair DUDE IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN i love. Him.

man. i just think. that i love logan. he is my favorite for a reason. and even if he is a bit of a rah rah american (i lit listed his americanisms as one of my favorite things i enjoy them) i am slightly tired of him getting written off as just being The American or not having a personality like he's definitely more private about certain parts of his life compared to other drivers but that doesn't mean he lacks personality. maybe he is a little more softspoken too which might not help but it is there!!! he is not a piece of cardboard you just aren't giving him the time of day!!! giving him enough time of day to say he's boring but not enough to actually realize he's not

#ask #i'm sure there's more i could say but let's stop here #thank you for entertaining my nonsense anon #i love asks like this #i love talking #i love logan sargeant #most favoritest guy ever!!!#logan sargeant

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violetwitch12087 · 11 months

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The evans reactions to reader saying a kinda flirty joke to them/ headcannon

Evan Peters

"are you my favorite food? Cause i be craving you all the time"

Would be a little confused at first and start laughing a bit

You guys would both burst out laughing till you cant breathe for a while

"im never saying anything like that again" "what no it was cute tho"

Thinks it's cute and that's your guy's thing now

Tate Langdon

"are you a ghost? Cause i see you being my boo"

Immediate burst out laughing to the point hes hunched over trying to breathe

"was it that bad?" "N-no baby-" *more laughter*

After comes up with a even more funnier more flirty joke and you guys just end up coming up with more and more jokes

Would definitely love it tho

Kit walker

"do you have a name? Or can i call you mine?"

Would definitely have a big smile

Would grab your waist and smile while looking at you

"well you already can ms walka"

Gives you a big ole kiss

He adores your jokes all the time and sometimes comes up with even better ones

Kyle Spencer (pre death)

"do you drink soda? Cause you look so-da-licious"

Would probably become a little flustered bc lets all be honest hes so boyfriend and hes so babe

Would probably need a little reassurance idk

"wow, you really mean that?" *Nods*

Would definitely make a even dirtier joke and you would be the one blushing 100% hes the king of dirty jokes in my mind a little bit only when you guys are messing around he wouldnt just say it hes not like his frat brothers ugh i hate them

Jimmy Darling

"are you a sea lion? Cs i can see you lion in my bed tonight"

I feel like he would smile a bit then would deff say something that you would like blush like crazy at

Would deff walk over to you and kiss you

Yall when i tell you this man would not be playin with his joke

Yall would be busy...and tired... For a while...

James Patrick March

"If i had to wait my entire life to experience your love, i would. for when im withered away i’d have experienced heaven before i’ve even reached it" (i didnt come up with this one or any other one jst wanted to say that)

You would have to use something poetic for him to truly understand idk i jst feel like he would mainly understand then

His heart (if it was still beating) would literally burst

Never wanted to kiss you more in his lifeeee (his life already ended) (damn im just clownin him mb i love him)

"oh my dear, *says the best poetic rizz ever to the point your jaw literally drops*"

Was deff waiting for an opportunity to use that poem/ poetic rizz on you

Kai Anderson

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH NONSENSE?!

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK TO DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT

Literally thrown down the basement stairs

Winter has to probably try and save you from him or after hes done slapping you across the face she comforts you

Get with winter

Shes the one for all of us tbh

Or he would probably "punish you" by fucking you really rough or something

Yeah just get with winter

Peter Maximoff

"damn you're fast. Are you my heart? cs its going as fast as you"

Deff a blush would come onto his face

Would say something cocky

"wanna see how fast i can go doing something...else?"

Literally the king of dirty jokes everyday and all day

You would end up blushing and yall would deff uh...be busy after that..

Also i didnt make any of these pick up lines sooo😭

#evan peters #tate langdon #kit walker #kyle spencer #jimmy darling #james march #james patrick march #kai anderson #headcanon

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vioisgoinginsane · 11 months

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VIO'S FIRST, ONE AND ONLY, UNIQUELY, DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER DO IT AGAIN SO TAKE YOUR CHANCE NOW, FOLLOWERS MILESTONE EVENT

Tumblr says there's 400 of you, the poll says there's like 50 of you, either way, thanks for hanging around!

I will take art requests!

First and foremost, There will be a separate poll. I will grant you the power to make me draw ONE guy who's guts I hate. Once. Serious. No jokes. But that means I'm not taking any requests for them after.

Otherwise I will take art character requests from a list of prompts made by yours truly! Just pop the character and the prompt in my inbox.

Rules:

REQUESTS OPEN TILL 17 JUNE

3 requests max per person. Every individual can request one prompt per 1-2 character* (promps with * are sorta double prompts)

I am not putting a limit to how many prompts can one character get, we're all about favoritism out here, although I'll only draw them once per prompt

But I do hope to cover all prompts. And all my favorite characters.dont let me down here So if I wake up saturday the 17th and there are empty spots, I will do a losers' batch exclusively for unrequested prompts and unrequested characters. Because I can. The loser's round will have one character and one prompt per person limit.

We're tryna keep it SFW out here.

I might appear as self insert to say something if the inspiration strikes me but nothing major. If ya been here a while you know i do that kinda stuff

Fandoms: Twst and Ikemen, i know most of yall come to me for the ikepri fever, but don't shy away from requesting Ikevamp, ikerev, ikesen or ikevil.

Characters: Twst (all students. Yeah not a single one I wholly hate their guts, despite my performative hating for shits and gigglez) Ikepri Yves, Leon, Nokto, Licht, Clavis, Jin, Luke, Sariel, Rio, Gilbert, Keith, Cyran (yeah you guessed it chev and silvio are duking it out in the poll)) ikevamp (Napoleon, Mozart, Leonardo, Isaac, Vincent, Theo, Dazai, Arthur, Jean, Shakespeare, Compte, Sebastian, Vlad, Faust, Charles) ikerev (Blanc, Ray, Sirius, Luka, Seth, Lancelot, Edgar, Kyle, Loki, Harr, Mousse, Dalim, Dean) ikesen (Sasuke, Mitsunari, Mitsuhide, Ieyasu, Yukimura, Kenshin, Ranmaru,) ikevil (Jude, Vic, Alfons, Elbert, Harri, Liam, William, Ellis, Roger)

(Whacky) Prompts:

Black and white pallete

Pajamas

A funny hat

Cat ears

Kiss on the forehead

steal their favorite outfit item * (by which i mean you tell me one of characters items and I will steal it draw it on another one! I will default to drawing MC in it unless you tell me something like idk "Arthur steals Theo's stupid work hat")

Dressed in Pink

"I seem to have lost my glasses"

Swap two character's color palletes *

Chibi emoticon (like happy/sad/angry You can pick or you can leave it to me)

Ponytail

Pigtails

Cringe shirt/sweater

Night dark colour pallete

Kiss the cook apron (and what they cooked)

Get crack-a-la-cking

@spoopy-fish-writes @vivigoesinsane i better see ya in my inbox

#vio's first requests event #milestone event

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wrestler-smash-or-pass · 5 months

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Weekly Wrap Up - 12/3/23

Top five smashable wrestlers this week:

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash, 277 total votes

Orange Cassidy - 77.1% smash, 354 total votes

Anthony Bowens - 74.8% smash, 214 total votes

Shota Umino - 73.4% smash, 203 total votes

Danhausen - 68.8% smash, 324 total votes

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Bottom five smashable wrestlers this week:

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash, 334 total votes

Kyle O'Reilly - 37.2% smash, 231 total votes

Andy Kaufman - 38.2% smash, 251 total votes

Kane - 41.0% smash, 188 total votes

Andre the Giant - 47.6% smash, 307 total votes

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Orange Cassidy - 354 votes

Chuck Taylor - 334 votes

Vince McMahon - 334 votes

Danhausen - 324 votes

Damien Priest - 318 votes

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Kane - 188 votes

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 203 votes

Shota Umino - 203 votes

Anthony Bowens - 214 votes

Kyle O'Reilly - 231 votes

The closest match was Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant), which was decided by a single votes

Top Five Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Eddie Kingston - 82.8% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Orange Cassidy - 77.1% smash

Bottom Five Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

The Boogeyman - 22.6% smash

Brock Lesnar - 23.2% smash

Doink the Clown - 28.3% smash

Gunther - 29.6% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Rhea Ripley - 84.2% smash

Julia Hart (Spooky Variant) - 81.9% smash

Penelope Ford - 72.9% smash

Aubrey Edwards - 66.1% smash

Top Men Overall

Eddie Kingston - 82.8% smash

Orange Cassidy - 77.1% smash

Anthony Bowens - 74.8% smash

Shota Umino - 73.4% smash

Samoa Joe - 72.1% smash

Thirteen of you are actual sickos who voted smash for Vince McMahon. I NEED to know what is going on inside of your heads. Unless, idk, you thought "smash" implied violence.

Great showing from the Best Friends this week. OC, Danhausen, Trent, and Chuck (and Trent and Chuck together!) join their friend Kris Stat as certified smashes. Though, somehow a threesome with Best Friends the tag team rated higher (66.7%) than Chuck or Trent separately (66.2% and 61.3%, respectively).

You guys definitely prefer House of Black Julia Hart over Varsity Blonds Julia, and who could blame you! She is a powerful combination of scary and beautiful.

I was out at a bar with my husband when the request for Andy Kaufman came in, and I said to him, "Someone just submitted Andy Kaufman??? He didn't wrestle." And my husband replied, "Yeah he did. He called himself the intergender world champion and offered $1000 and his hand in marriage to any woman who could defeat him." So that was a neat history lesson and definitely shed some light on the line "Andy Kaufman in a wrestling match" in the REM song "Man on the Moon," which I'd previously assumed was some kind of weird Michael Stipe metaphor.

I have seen some complaints about the images I've used for some of these wrestlers, and I don't disagree! Anyone who requests a wrestler is encouraged to add a photo to their ask! And since you can't include photos in anonymous asks, if you don't want your username associated with the poll, mention that in your ask and I'll create a separate post for the poll instead of replying to your ask. I did also find a source for photos that isn't just a Google image search, so image thirstiness will improve soon.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comments

@howlinghunters on Best Friends: #These two have always given me#'Someone will die.' 'OF FUN!' vibes

@are-we-really-doing-this on Danhausen: #I’d suck the tattoos off his body

@jennegatron on Chuck Taylor: #I would let chuck awful waffle me (please tell me wtf this means it sounds terrifying)

@jennegatron again on Trent Beretta: #his brain is so smooth#but he's simply so hot

@rosabellebelieve on Orange Cassidy: #make him into pulp

@wrassle-castle on Vince McMahon: #if i fuck him can i also kill him?#cause i'd take that L#for the greater good

@tahiri-veyla on Kane: #the only appropriate smash for this is with a semi

@dm-me-your-weltanschauung on Vince McMahon:

#weekly wrap up

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seillarium · 1 year

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counting down the hours

tl;dr. just the list of things kyle adored about you, while counting down the hours.

pairings : kyle broflovski x reader

warnings : angst, no use of pronouns, no proofread, lowercase intended

word count : 559 words

sincerely, sei : MY FIRST EVER FIC AAAAAA sorry for the grammatical mistakes, english isn't my first language (also made in tumblr mobile)

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kyle always adored you.

he adored how you laugh. how your eyes crinkle and how your cheeks stretches into a big smile. it makes him want to laugh too. he adores when you cease your laughter and give him a gentle smile afterwards, maintaining eye contact.

he adored whenever you do the simplest things. whenever you coo at a stray cat, when you gift him random things and say "it reminded me of you!" whenever you try and convince him to dance in the rain. when you cling onto him like a koala every morning.

when you look at him with those eyes─oh, how he adore those eyes. it's like he's being pulled into a deep spell, enraptured by your beauty. he could talk about your eyes for hours, but his favorite thing about your eyes is when it sparkles. like stars, it sparkles with such childish wonder. when you see your favorite show, when you talk about your interests, or when you look at him deeply with those enthralling eyes of yours.

kyle memorized your small habits. he's observant, he knows you like the back of his hand. he always remember little cues of your current mood, how you fiddle with your hands when you're nervous, when you bounce a bit when you walk. he remembers every single thing that you told him, no matter how irrelevant it is.

he appreciates you. he appreciates how you give him all your love, how you hold him tight to your chest and he can hear your calming heartbeat. he appreciates when you spend time with him, how you comfort him when he has a bad day.

and he misses you, dearly. whenever you're away it's like a part of him goes with you. he feels empty when you're not around. you are his home afterall. it's like he's lost, in a dark forest and can't see the way home. whenever you come back he feels a little bit emotional, hugging you tightly and never letting go of you the whole day.

kyle misses you. when you went away it's like a part of him went with you. he feels empty. he's lost in a dark forest with no home to go to.

it's been 10,956 hours. he observes how the clock drinks away the remaining hours of his day.

it's been 10,956 hours since you died.

kyle misses you, dearly. it's like a part of him died with you. he's empty, lost. but he always finds himself coming to your grave. as if visiting a long abandoned house.

as rain drops pour, he remembers when you dragged him out to dance in the rain. with him scolding you that you both might get sick, and you just laughing at him and telling him "don't be such a killjoy, darling!" he remembers how he ends up succumbong to your wishes. how you both gazed into each others eyes, in the rain. blocking out sounds and just being in each others worlds. when your lips met it tasted salty from the rain, yet he can't help but feel comforted, to feel at home.

he feels himself tear up at the memory. as he looks at your grave one more time, "I'll come back with you favorite snack tomorrow, dear." he whispers as he slowly walks away.

kyle adores you. and you adored him too.

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ps. : NAHHHHH IDK IF THIS IS SAD OR ANYTHING BUT I TRIED TY FOR READING!!

#kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle south park #kyle x reader #sincerely‚ sei

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