#idek how 2 tag this

[puresel]

Please make a gay men kissing layout for um ... gay people ( scary ... I know . )

AGHHH!!!　...　urgh　...　ewie pls censor g@7 next time :/　...

#gonna be honest #idek how 2 tag this #ー accepted ... ✧ #? #i guess...

[cowboycasonova]

One Random Night

(and then one random night when everything changes, you won’t reply and we’ll go back to strangers.)

angst.•

The eyes never lie. His eyes surely didn’t. Before, he was happy. Loving, even in moments of insecurity and the silence of a room when no words had to be spoken he loved you.

Then he went missing for three long months. His deployments had never been easy on you, but now it was different. You had felt it. Three months of agonizing over his possible return— or death. You received no phone call from a higher up, no letter.

And then, three months later, a knock on your door.

After his return… he treats you like a stranger living in his house. Simon doesn’t touch you. He stews in hatred of your presence. If you speak, he turns his head so he doesn’t have to look at you. You can’t ask him what’s wrong. And you’ve tried— something you now know was a terrible mistake.

He leaves you with a note. “You deserve better.” Is all it says. You call, and call. You text but he never responds. Doesn’t even read your messages.

You let yourself cry for months. There were points you wouldn’t even leave the house, your friends had to come pressure you out. You still texted even months later, in desperation that Simon would maybe answer. Come to his senses, and return home into your loving embrace.

He never does.

Eventually, it does get better though. You find the motivation to get out of bed. Find a new job. A new place, that doesn’t remind you of Simon. Your sadness turns into joy when you’re around the people you love. You don’t cry over him, you don’t let yourself stress over what he’s doing— or how he’s doing now. You just live. Without the burden of heavy pain sitting on your chest.

But even after all this time, you wonder why he left you one note to say goodbye. You wonder why he looked at you with such hatred in his eyes when he returned. Why he wouldn’t talk to you about it.

There were things he just wasn’t telling you. You guess you’ll just live the rest of your life not knowing.

#idk how to tag this #idek what this is #someone help #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #ghost #cod mw2 #soap cod #johnny #ghost x you #ghost x y/n #ghost angst #will be a part 2

[polaroidcats]

Ugly crying & the marauders generation - a pseudo-scientific approach (my marauders crying PhD abstract)

Abstract

In recent days, there have been a variety of claims as to who the prettiest and ugliest crier in the marauders generation could be. This paper aims to address the recent surge in opinions on the matter, and categorize different approaches as well as add a new approach to the scientific examination of ugliness/prettiness when it comes to crying. I hope to provide readers with an overview of the current state of research and encourage all marauders scholars to add their own and I intend to make a contribution to the discourse by committing to the bit and writing a pseudo-academic paper about it instead of actually working on my thesis.

Introduction

In the following paper, the discourse about 5 marauders era characters will be examined in regards to their various levels of perceived ugliness whilst crying. Scholars who may ask why Peter [Pettigrew] is not included in this analysis are advised to refer to acclaimed marauders ugly crying scholar @lynxindisguise's (2023) original poll on the popular blogging website "tumblr.com" which did not include Peter, but rather two non-marauders characters named Lily and Regulus. This paper will follow that approach, since Peter is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met, I do not trust him and he is a fugly slut. The characters included in this approach are as follows: James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Regulus Black.

Following the scientific criteria for ugly crying, as stated by lynxindisguise et. al (2023), the question of the ugliest crier can be answered by observing the crying person and assessing their ugly-levels on the following parameters: (1) unbecoming facial expressions, (2) facial swelling/blotching, (3) unsettling noises, (4) snot factor, (5) tear volume, (6) general loss of dignity, (7) glistening eyes/lashes, (8) Victorian heroine factor, (9) elegant tear-wiping, (10) post-cry glow (ibid).

Criteria (1)-(6) can be categorized as the ugly crying parameters whereas (7)-(10) are pretty crying parameters, creating a false binary between ugly and pretty crying, which may be problematised and addressed in another the paper. In contrast to lynxindisguise’s original 10 criteria to measure the aesthetics of crying, this paper proposes to add (11) explosiveness of cry as another ugly crying parameter, in order to get a more clear assessment of where on the ugly-pretty crying scale a character falls.

The ugly crying parameters

(1) Unbecoming facial expressions

James Potter is mentioned in this category by several marauders scholars: @jaylienpotter talks about his red face and ugly sobbing, @artbyace mentions his “scrunched up cry face” and @sectoren claimes “james (…) is that one handsome guy that when the waterworks get going becomes like. Cartoonishly ugly”, raising the question of upkeeping toxic masculinity in order to avoid having to witness more of James Potter’s crying “mug”.

Though James Potter features heavily in this category, another character who is also mentioned just as often is Remus Lupin: @kaaaaaaarf, @appreciatedmoron and @http-starboy all emphasise that Remus Lupin is the one with a red and blotchy face.

(2) facial swelling/blotching

While there is a definitive overlap between the categories of facial swelling/blotching, unbecoming facial expressions and snot factor, Sirius’ and Regulus’ victorian heroine complexions, which give them an advantage in the homonymous category, may be to their disadvantage in the “blotching” category. This will require further research by other scholars.

(3) unsettling noises

James Potter is mentioned in this category by Jaylienpotter (2023), claiming he not only hiccups when crying but also that “his cries are one of the most heartbreaking things you’ll ever hear” and similarly, artbyace states that “James loves and feels so loudly”, whereas “Sirius is silent”, both sentiments are reminiscent of znelda’s (2023) statements that James “was allowed to feel his emotions freely in a loving household” and “Sirius (…) [is] used to hide [his] feelings and [has] become stoic”.

With several other scholars, among them also @jamesunderwater (2023) raising the point that James may be the ugliest crier due to him being “the only one well adjusted enough to have access to his feelings” this raises the question of possibly introducing another category, maybe of emotional awareness/stability to be able to measure this parameter more efficiently, though emotional vulnerability may also just be a part of the unsettling noises parameter, suggesting that there is a correlation between noisiness and the existing environment being welcoming to and accepting of various expressions of emotions.

(4) snot factor

The most popular winner in the snot factor category seems to be Remus Lupin, with several scholars agreeing that his sobs are the dampest and snottiest out of all the candidates. kaaaaaaarf (2023) writes “he turnes all red and blochty and snot drips out of his nose (…) he cant (sic) not cry with his mouth open as well so there is a lot of spit”, and appreciatedmoron (2023) agrees with kaaaaaaarf on this.

It only seems right to me to include spit in the snot category as well, seeing as they’re both crying-related bodily fluids that add to the ugly-cry factor. http-starboy (2023) also mentions snot in regards to Remus Lupin, which compared to both their comments in (1) opens up the question of how unbecoming facial expressions, more particularly redness of the face and snot factor may be related, as several authors seem to write about both specifically in relation to each other. Whether this is just pure coincidence or not would need further research, for which we currently do not have enough funding. This is only one of the many research gaps in the relatively new field of marauder’s ugly crying studies, which cannot fully be addressed in this paper.

James Potter is also mentioned in the snot category, namely by the marauders scholar artbyace (2023).

(5) tear volume

Artbyace (2023) claims James Potter is “full on bawling” which can only be assumed to refer to tear volume, but the most convincing argument for tear volume comes from the acclaimed marauders scholar @fruityindividual (2023), stating that “tsunami warning tones go off in sirius’ brain anytime remus is close 2 (sic) tears” which already indicates high levels of tear volumes. The author then goes on to specify the volume by claiming that “indeed the ocean wishes rj lupin would jump in and help contribute 2 (sic) rising sea levels”, further emphasizing the volume of Remus's tears.

(6) general loss of dignity

@pastaplatypus (2023) writes about James Potter not being able to do a Melodramatic Bollywood Cry, which is perceived as inherently racist by the crier.

I would like to argue that Sirius Black also deserves to be mentioned in this category. While as of today, with less than 1 hour left to vote, 15.5% of voters agree that Sirius is the ugliest crier, the more outspoken voices all argue for different ugly criers. Due to their upbringing, I am tempted to name both Black brothers in the “loss of dignity” category and look forward to reading future contributions to this discussion.

The pretty crying parameters

(7) glistening eyes/lashes

Undoubtedly Sirius Black deserves to be mentioned in this category. I believe his dark lashes and glimmering eyes are part of what makes him the prettiest crier. Whereas Remus’s eyes also sometimes glisten or appear red, and it is usually attributed to be caused by drug consumption, which more often than not is a wrong assumption, but he happily goes along with the pretense of being a weed-smoking bad boy in order to hide his ugly crying damp tendencies.

(8) Victorian heroine factor

It almost seems superfluous to even mention Sirius (and, to a lesser degree, Regulus) Black in this category. This category was made for Sirius, as is apparent when reading lynxindisguises (2023) description of the victorian heroine factor, in response to a question by the scholar @plecotusauritus:

“the Victorian Heroine Factor is a deeply scientific assessment of the Vibes. Is this person giving tragically beautiful, windswept Victorian Heroine, sobbing gently into their hands while sprawled across a boulder or a well or a fountain of some sort? When they look up at you, do their tear-plumped lips part elegantly as a single tear slides down their cheek?”

(9) elegant tear-wiping

There hasn't been a lot of research in this area, but I would like to propose handkerchiefs with embroidered initials and family crests as another potential factor in favor of the Black brothers scoring high marks in this category as well as the Victorian heroine factor.

(10) post-cry glow

Artbyace (2023) claims “lily is always beautiful (…) even when crying”, which is echoed by znelda’s (2023) earlier claim that “Lily (…) [is] a woman and no woman is ugly when crying.”

Sirius is the other popular choice by marauders scholars for this category, with @in-flvx (2023) stating that he “handsomely handsomes while dying after 12 years of torture hell and another year in shackles”, which would mean that “a few tears would[n’t] stop him from being the hottest person in the room at all times” (ibid).

Additional parameters

I am suggesting to introduce an additional metric in order to further specify and better assess the ugly-crying levels:

(11) explosiveness of cry

@felixantares (2023) introduces the idea that Remus “is the type that very few people have been seen cry because he ignores every difficult emotion hes (sic) ever had (…) and it all explodes at once and its horrible to watch when he breaks down”, a sentiment shared by several of the other authors mentioned above in various other categories.

Further opinions & conclusions

The most popular consensus seems to be that Sirius cannot be the ugliest crier, sometimes also in direct comparison to his brother: @spindrifters (2023) answers the question of the ugliest crier with “obviously it’s regulus”, elaborating that “at least [it’s] definitely not sirius bc (sic) reg is canonically less handsome in all ways” which brings up the question if regular beauty plays into ugly crying. This is contrasted by lynxindisguises argument, that Sirius may be an ugly crier because he’s so gorgeous, and his ugly crying subverts the expectations of beauty:

“the most beautiful man alive looks hideous while crying, and his deeply awkward and perpetually damp bf (sic) is literally in his element while crying – dampness becomes him, you might say.”

This statement raises yet another question – does regular crying make the crier more or less ugly? Can an ugly crier become a pretty crier by practice or are we all born either ugly or pretty criers, condemned to this fate for life?

While this paper has given an overview of the current state of research to ugly crying/pretty crying, it has also raised many more questions. Other topics which may be addressed in future papers also include the philosophical question whether ugly crying is in the eye of the beholder and if it is possible to ugly cry without being perceived, and if it is possible to ugly cry if the person perceiving you doesn’t find it ugly. Since the research field of ugly crying is a relatively new one, we can only hope to read many more opinions on these and other topics in the future, and I look forward to reading different scholar’s approaches to these highly relevant topics.

#marauders #the science of ugly crying #cat's highly profesh fandom science #idek what to tag this as lol #i don't write fic i only write pseudo scientific papers on fandom analysis (apparently) lol i had so much fun writing this #even if just 1 person reads it i'll be happy i know it's ridiculous #scientific analysis of ugly crying #akso i tried to tag everyone i mentioned to make it feel more like i'm actually quoting them (which i am) but if anyone doesn't want to be #tagged in this lmk and i'll remove it haha #anyways okay i'll post it now #this is what happens when i go on tumblr during work hours and then keep thinking about how much more fun editing papers would be if they #were about the marauders instead of the things i have to read/edit at work #hp #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #lily evans #regulus black #(this thing has almost 2k words and i wrote it in 2-3hours) #idek what that says about me #that this is how i chose to spend my tuesday evening #but i love it

[dreamdancerdotfile]

Woah heyyyy A.E.G.I.S tag did you miss me ;))))

Also woman she's there yes

#portal #portal 2 #portal stories: mel #ps:m #morf's art #portal aegis #glados #glados portal #aegis #genetic life and disk operating system #aperture employee guardian and intrusion system #literally idek how to tag him #??? mel fans are you out there #psm aegis

[bugskid]

Guys i have a theory

People keep talking about how much they mention memory wiping this series and I definitely think that’s important - i just dont think people are applying it to the right character.

Because Gabriels one downfall that led him to be demoted was that he didn’t want another armageddon. and what was the entire plot of the first series/book? Crowley and Aziraphale Stopping Armageddon.

Obviously heaven doesn’t want that to happen again with the second coming - that would make it seem like theres some sort of institutional problem. So even if they don’t fully wipe his memory, they might remove little bits and pieces.

#im not saying i dont believe the crowley having his memory wiped theory #cause i think that ones really good #good omens meta #is that how you use that tag #idek #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens s2 spoilers

[wanderingcoyotes]

hey guys important question how do bat furries.. wear clothes

like ?????

how/?? the wing membranes??

#no clothes is not an option. glaring #btw they look off cuz theyre a flying fox and i have no idea how 2 draw fruit bats. ive always been a microbat person personally #pixie arts #< sure #sfw furry #furry art tagging causing me agony again #furry #?????? HOW #furry art #bat furry #sure fuck it idek how else 2 tag this . head in hands

[sonego]

very very bad visual representation of Sonego's Little Fist Celebration after he wins a point

#CAN YOU TELL i slept 2 and a half hours and am kinda losing it #i had fun tho i am so bad at drawing lmao but making bad drawings is kinda cathartic #idek how to r #tag this

[zukkacore]

I’m having an epiphany

For those who haven’t seen it, the post it’s based on:

#richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #it chapter ii #stanley uris #it #it chapter 2 #idek how to tag this #clown town #shut up janelle #jan.mine

[brain-amoeba]

KEEP COOKING if you do those darker scenarios i think sniper has the most appeal with how he’s already so good at juggling scary and chill

YESSSS IM BEING ENABLED

god bless you anon because im in the trenches for sniper too so this is EVERYTHING (my fig of him is watching over me as i type this--)

ill just drop some general hcs and ideas going from mild to more suggestive/darker as theygo on so bear with me

*revvs up the deep fryer*

obviously, if your one job and talent is to be a ruthless assassin and you are surrounded by eight (8) other deranged men, you'd probably end up a little off your rocker, too...especially when it came to the aspect of women, dating, and sex in general. EVEN more so, being cooped up all alone in a shooting blind almost all hours and in his camper, this would make him one of the scarier types--the detached yet depraved (honestly and deprived too) type. it's an interesting dichotomy, being that he's so intimidating, aloof, and in general jaded to the violence or gravity of his own thoughts/actions/desires, yet in practice while acting on those impulses, he loses his edge--fumbling with your exposed body while in restraints, like an inexperienced teenager.

you wonder to yourself, "why on earth would a sniper wish to interrogate me? they spend their time in the backlines, what would motivate one to do this?" and ill tell ya what, my dear reader, the fact that such a beautiful specimen such as yourself has been tied up, scared, and basically left free for the taking, he uses his cool demeanor to convince the other mercs why his interrogation tactics will fruit the most effective results.

interrogation starts off the opposite from what you'd expect--he's calmly asking your name, age, what you were doing the day you were brought to the base, as if trying to establish a false sense of security. your survival instincts and critical thinking lead you to believe so, and are hesitant to give in. but damn, if it's not the way he looks at you, half-lidded through tinted shades, it's that alluring voice, its charming Aussie accent like music to your ears--you slowly let your guard down--and that's when the hunter goes in for his prey.

don't expect him to be gentle, either. carelessly using his machete to cut your bindings off when he simply can't bear to limit his access to your body any longer, while lacerating your delicate skin in the process. he might even accidentally smear your own blood around and paint your skin as he grips you-- letting one hand roam freely as the other holds the now blood-stained machete to your skin, as if daring you to scream for help or even protest. what happens next is between you and Mundy, and from now own, he's got himself his own little toy to keep him entertained between headshots up in the nest.

(BTW IF YOU WANT A FULL BLOWN FIC I WILL TOTALLY WORK ON A SERIES WITH EACH CHAPTER BEING INTERROGATION WITH EACH MERC....)

#idek how to tag this one #drabble #? #tf2 x reader #dark themes #tf2 sniper #tf2 sniper x reader #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 x reader #mick mundy

[triceratopsgirlypop]

Y'all I need help. I love pitch perfect SO goddamn much. Like, I think I have a problem. Like it's gotten to the point of addiction. It's all I can think about. It's affecting my ability to have conversations with people because the only thing I can ever think of to say is "bro that's exactly like that one part in pitch perfect". Almost every song I get stuck in my head is from pitch perfect. I know every word of all the movies (besides 3) and I don't mean just the songs. I'm lowkey scared.

#pitch perfect #pitch perfect 2 #send help #what do i do #i love them #how do you tag this #neurodivergent #maybe #idek

[ruinmegently]

— CREATURE

/* Ramattra and Genji have a moment. */

"We are brothers in our oppression, if not in our ideologies."

"Yet you still call him brother."

The creature cants his head, peering at Genji as if the cyborg is a worm struggling in the dirt — dragged up by a heavy rain.

That is what Genji has taken to calling this beast of war. Creature. Not because of Ramattra's machinery or metal parts or rogue coils, but for the tint of the soul simmering wildly beneath those wires. The omnic sits in a meditative pose, bound by tight hardlight restraints that light the dark room with a faint teal glow. Stuck to the cement floor. Yet Genji feels small when pinned by that rough gaze.

"Your point, cyborg."

He could, maybe, pace. Be loose and liquid. Cocky, like Cassidy who'd entered the cell with a cigar and a swagger. Or Dr. Ziegler, stiff and no-nonsense and somehow far more spooky than Genji remembered her. His peers had pressed for knowledge about Null Sector's future plans and found only resistance against metal.

But Genji isn't here to interrogate.

He sits cross-legged in front of the Ravager. Elbows anchored on knees, chin resting between his palms. So small in the shadow of an omnic forced to bend.

"Are you uncomfortable?" Genji asks after a long moment of silence. Ramattra only stares. "I could ... bring you a pillow?"

"I have no need for your supplications."

Genji raises a brow. Supplications — as if, even imprisoned, Ramattra believes he holds a power worthy enough to make his captors grovel. Or, no. Not power.

Conviction.

Speaking of which.

Genji digs into the deep pocket of his hoodie and pulls out a single metallic orb. It hums with yellow light running through its intricately carved veins. The omnic before him tenses, like a widening of eyes.

"He wanted you to have this."

"I have no—"

"No need for it, yes. I told him you would say something like that."

But still, Genji places the orb on the ground and rolls it forward. It crosses the space between them and bops Ramattra on the knee.

The creature can neither accept nor deny the gift, arms restrained. His head tilts down to stare at it instead.

"It is an orb of har—"

"I know what it is."

Where others might see silence in the eerily still way Ramattra holds himself, Genji has spent enough time living with the Shambali monks to recognize the language of despair.

"Why did he not bring it himself?"

"I think you know the answer to that, too."

Genji unfurls, rising with practiced grace. He turns to leave the cell.

"What," Ramattra calls after him, voice a hateful, smooth rumble. "No questions on what I plan to do to you, your friends, your kind?"

The cyborg doesn't pause until he reaches the door, fingers on its handle.

"You would never hurt him, would you?"

"Explain."

"Zenyatta. You stand on opposing sides, but you would never hurt him."

If Genji senses confusion from the predator he's turned his back on, he doesn't speak word of it.

"Of course not," Ramattra says. "He is my brother."

A laugh spills from Genji like a bark. Harsh. Cold. He shakes his head. Tugs on the handle.

"I'll get you a pillow," he says, pulling the door shut behind him.

#overwatch #writing #genji shimada #ramattra #ow2 #drabble #is this how i format things on here idek #brothers like brothers in arms #zenyatta #zenyatta tekhartha #ramyatta #i have many thoughts about these boys #overwatch 2 #WHAT TAGS ARE THE TAGS I'M SUPPOSED TO USE? #seriously tho am i supposed to double space or single space between lines #double looks too much but single looks too squish #im hopeless fam #ramji #ruinwriting #ow genji #ow ramattra #ow zenyatta

[yannysif]

I just realized I've never really done something like this before, and its a good time as any to mention it during pride month so here it is!

Lucien is panromantic demisexual! Though really, the only person he ever liked and would be attracted to is 'you'. His relationship with Rosalind was something he was programmed to feel, rather than a result of his actual feelings.

Also the little gremlin on his shoulder is me, hello

#isekai'd into the arms of a yandere duke #yanduke #yanduke art #yanduke lucien #lucien lockhart #honestly idek how I want to present myself in the internet #a mini me or a character instead? #but for now just have a noodle doodle of me #there's also the fact I have ANOTHER account which is for general fanart #so my 'artist' and 'gamedev' sides are 2 different facets of me #which adds another layer of confusion #why am I rambling in the tags :')

[hovkinnie]

Marina's no good very bad day

Marina: Soooo, yeah, it was a pretty good day, I think! Isn't perlita amazing? 😊🥰 Marina's therapist: Mhmm yes I see 📋

#idek fjdslkfjdsklfjsdlkjf #i cant believe i finished this tbh drawind hell #drawing splatoons tho?????????????? so fun?????? their hair is wow #it's like ur free to do some weird shit w it and it's so fun idk how to describe it just like woosh and sparkle and shit #also i learned while looking into how to draw pearl that IN THE SPANISH VERSION MARINA CALLS HER PERLITA AND IM #OBSESSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #idk how to describe it it's just so cute and fluffy and it like has a vibe of attachment that i don't get from pearly??? it's so gay #anw #splatoon #splatoon 2 #off the hook #pearlina #marina ida #im not tagging pearl shes barely there #pixel art #i need to sleep for 500 years im never trying to do comic ever again

[the-yearning-astronaut]

I think.... over the last two days I think I've read just about every Murderbot fic on AO3 that meets all my (current) filter criteria... I'm pretty sure the only one I have left now is a 200k epic....

#halp #now what?! #*paws through my current list of prompts* #there's gotta be one here that'd make for a good place to start writing my own fic... #drawing fanart is great & all but there r Some Things that I *need* that just rn't possible for me to conceptualize in a way i can *draw* #the murderbot diaries #current filters basically include: must have MB and ART in the fic together in Some Way; no noncon; and none of my squicks #and even then there were some fics where id eye the tags and be like HMM thats definitely not my Usual but color me Intrigued #and i probably had about 20 pages to comb through but now im done and I'll probably go through them again but I'll definitely #be reading fics that just wont Hit the way i need/want them to rn #i was dumb and read them all while not logged in so idek how many ive read #ive been Spoiled by big old fandoms with Lots of canon and fanon and fic #ive forgotten what its like to be in 1) a small fandom and 2) a BOOK fandom #anyway I really wanna write but im a Scaredy Cat and i don't really have anyone to spitball with who will also enable me

[ria-starstruck]

let’s all enjoy this drawing of pk being emo before i erase it from this plane bc i realized i actually can’t have him here he has to be in the next slides. also krita crashed and i didn’t realize my favorite bestiebrush is auto set to 12 not 9 so now i have to redraw all the pk frames

designs from @/foileadeux’s gjinkas!

#frames. slides. what's the difference (ik there's a difference) #and idk about tagging them in this unfinished wip hsfklsfjfkljsfd re: unfamiliar with tumblr ettiquite...augh not that word again #ettiquite. ?? #ok but that's actually most of the thing done other than yk...finishing up syncing things + color i do want some color #just plain white is Not enjoyable to look at. SOME people should realize it makes for a terrible interior decoration choice #but idek where to start for syncing up w audio. like 1. need to get my hands on an downloadable track i assume? 2. how in the heck do i stic #stick the audio in my drawing program. is that even a thing i can do??? #bc the alternative is playing the same 5 seconds of the song repeatedly while staring at my computer screen. yea i have some eye hand coordi #coordination but im not trusting it to the extent where it dictates the ... timing of my ....frames?¿?¿?¿ idk animation terms #augh. and ofc unforchunately the last bits require some good syncing if i want them to hit the right way #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight #for tagging purposes...yeas

[baekuras]

Tomorrow I need to do an eye checkup in english (instead of german aka the norm) and I just checked if there are any better ways to explains things or tell people what to do etc instead of my basically direct translations and turns out

nope

it sounds exactly as stupid as i already worded it, no special words or better formed sentences around 10/10 school english is good enough (nice)

#txts #i am not excited #bc its always difficult to do specialized shit in another language #AND the person i am examining doesnt even know english and has a translator #so I speak english and the translator translates it over #which CAN be fine #but for finer reactions it can screw things over a bit so i hope thats not the case (: #also my coworker who can also do these in english got salty and decided to not do them anymore bc its not in his job description #which like-great i guess we can all just decide not to do things #like....an eye exam which IS in our job description with no languages specified (: #but then he is also the first to cry about ppl not going above and beyond #truly amazing thinking there #its not even like its truly hard its just annoying to do if the person you examin doesnt fucking understand you #goes for native german speakers as well #some ppl just dont have braincells #'please look at the number 9 in the 3 line' #//begins to read the entire thing from the top again #look-stupidity is not a sin and neither is misunderstanding stuff even if sometimes idek how you could #but also.....pls just actually listen and comprehend the words i am using #also dont suddenly throw out a 3rd or 4th option on a 2 question answer #or dont fucking interrupt me during a question either (: #'alright so do you prefer 1 or-' 'URGH NO THATS SO BAD NO NEVER' 'OR 2' 'NOOOOOO THATS BAD!!!!! I CANT SEE!!!' #yes m'am we are fuCKING WORKING ON IT #RELAX PLEASE DEAR FUCKNG GOD WE ARE LIKE 30SECONDS IN #this suddenly turned into a tags-rant oops #but yeah #pet peeve is ppl fucking interrupting me (: or not listening at all ever (: