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merlucide · 4 months
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drunk jjk men x reader hcs
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notes: (I wrote this tired so ion know how this is😬)
words: 438
characters: gojo, nanami, toji, choso
warnings: curse words, SUGGESTIVE content((mention of seggs (not nsfw))
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gojo satoru
I mean it’s cannon he’s a light weight so—
he’s definitely a talkative and emotional
drunk. Start questioning everything and
anything. Definitely starts to sing cupcakke
songs, screams it too😭. Gojo is constantly
putting on a smile and caring the weight of
the world on his shoulders. when he is drunk
he is vulnerable and honest. When he’s sober
he is constantly complimenting you, when
he’s drunk he gets even cheesier((is that even
possible?!)). Sloppy wet kisses too, he’s so
cute when he slurs “I love yours”. After all of
that he gets really sad and mopey. Asks if you
really love him, and what if he can’t do this or
that. You of course tell him you will always
love him and it’s all gonna be okay. Gojo
might not remember what happened when he
was drunk but knowing you were there when
he was vulnerable and emotional makes his
heart swell💗 (soft for him😭)
nanami kento
this dude gets drunk… like once a blue moon.
He probably has average tolerance tbh. He’s
probably the most normal drunk, he’s just a lil
slow lol. More vulnerable and honest. Will
complement you! He’ll go like “ wowww your
eyes are really-reaaally purrretttty, have you-
did you- already know that?” 🫣😍 is
compliant, will go to bed and take meds if you
ask him:3 
fushiguro toji
oh for fucks sake. He is a paaaain. I’d say he
has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, so drunk
toji is rare. Motherfucker is already cocky-
drunk toji is cocky and extra HORNY. My dude
please- I don’t wanna have seggs rn pls leave
me aloneeee 😭. Super duper handsy, legit is
leeching off of you. AND!!! Middle of nowhere
he passes out! ON TOP OF YOU!! So now
you’re slowly sinking to the floor because of
this heavy huge mfer. I recommend you just
leave him on the floor, he’ll be okay. Has the
worst hangover lol
kamo choso
((can half-curses even get drunk?)) I’m like
torn between lightweight and average
tolerance. Anywho- super talkative and
delusional too lol. He’s theorizing with the lint
roller. He’s just holding it up flaring his hands
ranting about how we live in a simulation
controlled by the government. Super
romantic too, suddenly becomes a poet- like
okay Shakespeare?!pop off 😍. Starts to get
emotional when he tells you how much he
loves you. Saying he can’t imagine his life
without and and how you make him whole.
Clingy baby🥺 sloppy cheek kisses omg. Trips
over everything too. It’s like watching a baby
take it’s first step. (( choso baby please,
please a chance pls))
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Ty for reading!
Reblogs are appreciated!
made December 18th 2023
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nattaphum · 2 years
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Chan x yok
Imagine the couple
I think it would be cute
Its the first kinn and porsche see chan laugh fully is when he's talking to yok (sp?)
ChanYok being both a couple and KinnPorsche’s wedding witnesses
It would be perfect.
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retquits · 2 months
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1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱
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inkskinned · 9 months
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
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sarah-dipitous · 1 year
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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
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norvicensiandoran · 2 years
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suiheisen · 2 months
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liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi
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itsoneinthemorning · 2 months
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et tu?
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autumn-may · 4 months
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Mostly spoiler free summary of my viewing experience
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herd-reject-arts · 10 months
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
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Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
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Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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woah thats crazy. anyways guys check out this cool guitar solo
[VD: A clip of MCR performing a live acoustic set for 98.7 FM. Ray Toro plays an acoustic version of the "Summertime" guitar solo. End VD]
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(Photo IDs in alt text)
(this is for everyone but especially queer, LGBT+, trans, “cringy”, disabled, fat, BIPOC/BBIMP, otherwise marginalized and/or non “normative” communities, identities, and people. we love you all 💜. ~Nico)
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snowshinobi · 2 years
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matching shirts for you and your bff
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bbbbbbbbatman · 4 months
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Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:
The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.
“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)
Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)
Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother
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doufupuff · 1 month
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the knave 🗡️
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bloom161 · 4 months
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This might be a hot take but can Mrs.Flood just be Mrs.Flood who knows what a TARDIS is cause she lived in London all her life, where alien shit is happening at least once a year and is always accompanied by the doctor and a strange police box.
Yk the doc aren’t as subtle as they think they are, word gets around as to what the box actually is.
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