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yeah-about-that-i-can-explain · 2 years

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No one can stop me

#icanexplain...#home cooked quality memes #probably the dankest memes on your timeline #quality meme #criminal minds memes #I’m getting better at these 💅

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eric-sadahire · 9 months

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People: What do you want to do with your life?

Me: I can explain...

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malgorzattaa · 1 year

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Dear Santa I can explain. #selfie #santa #dearsanta #icanexplain #funnypictures #holidaypictures #women https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl9kmo_PY7-/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#selfie #santa #dearsanta #icanexplain #funnypictures #holidaypictures #women

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shininglikeyoursmile · 2 years

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Ice play 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

#pearl rambles #😳😳😳#I-#ICANEXPLAIN!#🙈🙈🙈

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dnf-fic-recs · 1 year

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for the anon that was asking about the detective fic (w/ protective dream) it may be 'Love Me Mercilessly' by damselle- but thats only reallllly protective at the end, it starts as enemies to lovers (and warning: it is explicit)

we got a lot of responses to the detectives ask!

Love Me Mercilessly by damselle

Dream sighs deeply and then emits a chuckle, taking in George’s body, which lay limp and bound on the floor. Maybe if he was a better person, he’d cut the ropes binding his body. He’d be the bigger man and ask if he’s okay. He’d soothe the humiliation of failing a solo mission and be a good partner. He’d be mature. He’d be professional.

But, alas, he’s neither of those things. So instead, he smirks like an asshole and watches as George’s body twitches helplessly on the ground as if trying to wriggle out.

“Well, well, well,” Dream says with a beat. “All tied up, are we?”

Or, Dream and George are the best cyber-detectives in their precinct with a strong hatred for each other– and even stronger sexual tension.

The Crimson Vineyard by SummerFlingsAndThings (QueenBoudicatheGreat)

"Congratulations, Mr. and Mr.-" Karl glanced down at the papers in front of him, "-Norton. I pronounce you husbands. You may now kiss."

Dream whipped his head around to look down at George with a wicked grin. "Well, you heard the man, Georgie. Pucker up."

George rolled his eyes and shoved Dream's face away with pink cheeks and a fond smile before turning back to Karl. "Alright, so what's our story here?"

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Private Investigators Dream and George's most recent case is something that should be easy. Go undercover in a small town to find a couple of missing teenagers. Something that should be over and done within a week. The hardest part should be acting the part of newlyweds while continuing to ignore the very real feelings between them.

But as time passes with no sign of Tommy or Tubbo anywhere, they start to realize that things aren't as they seem. Something is growing in Waco, Florida with Bad Halo at the center of it all. Something that will put all of Dream and George's skills -- and their relationship -- to the test.

as for praise and worship by squigly

“I should thank you,” George says, pulling him closer by the neck, “Because I get to have you?”

“A lot of people aren’t that fucking lucky,” Dream says, voice tight, heartbeat beating thickly against George’s fingers. “And trust me—” he wrangles himself out of George’s grip, “—once I figure out how to stay away from you, you’re never going to hear from me again.”

George is a detective working for Scotland Yard investigating a string of art thefts linked to grisly murders. Dream is a gambler who knows more than he lets on. They can't stay away from each other, even when they should.

No Time to Die by stargazedpickup

“it was the fact that you yourself left me, Detective, you were being a selfish bastard and left me to fend for myself”.

or

dnf detective au where an assignment goes wrong and george chooses to save himself instead of taking dream with him

the first move by Anonymous for icanexplain

Agents Dream and 404 have been working together for more than seven years. They’ve gone through undercover missions and basic desk work, been caught in gunfights and car chases- you name it, they’ve done it. What they have not done, however, is admit their feelings for one another. Even though their go-to cover story is a happily married couple, neither of them have made the first move. But when a mission goes terribly wrong, they’re going to need each other more than ever if they want to make it out alive.

#anonymous #ask #anonymous fic recs #dreamnotfound fic #dreamnotfound fanfic #dreamnotfound fic rec #dreamnotfound fic recs #dreamnotfound #dnf fic #dnf fanfic #dnf fic recs #dnf fic rec #dnf #fake dating fics #detective fics #secret agent fics

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klanceficatalogue · 2 years

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Do you have any fics with team reactions. It’s always embarrassing but fulfilling reading how the team reacts 😂😂

i couldn’t find many fics based solely on team reactions, but here are a few that feature a scene of the team reacting !! this also seems to go hand in hand with secret relationship aus, which are always fun - emily

Something Secret by kingswritings (1/1 | 2,412 | Teen and Up)

It was funny at first. Their arguments became more banter than actual disagreements, yet the entire team continued to assume they were at each other’s throats.

And Lance knows they’re not. He is fully aware that every sharp word, every sly smirk, every heavy handed push, and everything in between is anything but malicious.

But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t miss the softer side of things.

Or, Lance and Keith are in a secret relationship, but honestly want to omit the 'secret' part.

boys, Falling by icanexplain (6/6 | 27,168 | Teen and Up)

“I’m good, it’s good,” he rushed to comfort them. He quickly glanced at the dagger and swallowed thickly at the dark patch oozing from his side.

It was not good. It hurt like a bitch.

Or five times the comms were off, and one time they were on, in that order, and five times Lance and Keith carried each other and one time they didn’t, not in that order.

(ft. a secret relationship, too many damn emotions, and an actual arc for Hunk)

Secrets and Lavender by VertigoReader101 (1/1 | 11,913 | General)

Lance rolled his eyes. “Not like you know anything about love, Pidge podge.”

“And you do?” Pidge questioned.

Lance’s eyes subconsciously glanced over to Keith who was stubbornly looking straight ahead, but you could tell he was listening closely.

“I’d like to think so.”

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Or five times Lance was jealous but couldn't say anything and the one time that he punches someone in the face.

#klance #voltron #klance fic #secret relationship #teen and up #shiro #allura #hunk #pidge #coran #fluff #yes i am alive huzzah #i missed you all very much </3

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dailyklanceficrecs · 2 years

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boys, Falling by icanexplain

“I’m good, it’s good,” he rushed to comfort them. He quickly glanced at the dagger and swallowed thickly at the dark patch oozing from his side.

It was not good. It hurt like a bitch.

Or five times the comms were off, and one time they were on, in that order, and five times Lance and Keith carried each other and one time they didn’t, not in that order.

(ft. a secret relationship, too many damn emotions, and an actual arc for Hunk)

[words: 27,168, chapters: 6/6, rating: T]

#klance #klance fic #voltron #20-30k #teen and up #canon divergent #secret relationship #5+1 things #haven't reread this one in a while but i need to !!

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ordinariums-a · 11 months

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@spiderbitten asked: 🙌 ( for jonathan ) || meme

"Holy shit." The knife clung to the floor without a second delay, and Jonathan took a breath; realising the unique situation he was in. His emotions had gone from curiosity, to astonishment, to admiring, to finally - panic, in the space of the past two seconds. And a second later, he was second guessing his decision to attempt to attack Spider-Man with a switchblade. "Icanexplain." He got out, quickly, but the panic that arose in him was a new one. The hand around his throat reminded him of someone in his past, and with a swallow, he tapped the arm that held him, lightly. "Please let go."

#spiderbitten #verse ; jonathan pikes / oc #!!!!!!!! THANKYOU for poking Jonathan #I'd say he's the only one of my muses stupid enough to attack spider-man buuuuuuuut #ic

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oogaboogaspookyman · 7 months

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i- u h - see that :)

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chachomanopapa · 2 years

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Heroically, but unsuccessfully, I have been trying to warn us. Increasingly tho, people don’t believe me. I know. That’s hard to believe. And lately, especially, my credibility’s been taking a beating. I’m down. Still, I’m not out — There are game-changers a-coming — to visit, with us.Against astronomical odds, heroically, I have been trying — without success — to warn us. Unbeknownst to us,…

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yeah-about-that-i-can-explain · 2 years

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Protect Seth MacFarlane & all his work, at all costs 👊 😤

#icanexplain...#home cooked quality memes #probably the dankest memes on your timeline #look what I made…well I think it’s funny.#seth macfarlane #family guy #American dad #the cleveland show #the orville #protect Seth MacFarlane at all costs #animation deserves to be taken seriously

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hollowsart · 3 years

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Oh yeah we notice the tags we just agree w you uejfu2ufu2uej

#....icanexplain-- butshoulditho-- shouldistokethisflamefurther--#sjgvfaskjdfjsdgjkflsagkdflksdfas

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inkedstonearchive · 3 years

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Neegan trips and falls and 50 photographs of villen fall out @sunbentsky

#ooc #scrambling to gather them all up like ''ICANEXPLAIN''#ans then he never explains he just huffs and pulls out his credit card like nothing happened

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poetponyofmidgard · 3 years

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Time for the Mid-week Full disclosure frequently used emoji check-in.📌💕 #wednesdaywisdom #frequentlyusedemojis #emojichallenge #emoji #wednesdayvibes #fulldisclosure #icanexplain #filthierthanimeant https://www.instagram.com/p/CN7WfYYrCv8/?igshid=10tjg73n4vmbz

#wednesdaywisdom #frequentlyusedemojis #emojichallenge #emoji #wednesdayvibes #fulldisclosure #icanexplain #filthierthanimeant

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thisquietreverie · 5 years

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It's Just Bandits All The Way Down by thisquietreverie Via Flickr:

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mfboredson-blog · 5 years

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Skribblio with Looper on New Year’s Eve (credit to plurps for the ms paint face)

#skribblio #icanexplain #theshadingmakesnosense

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