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should i do a starter call?? meme call? should i spam people for no reason?
#;; ooc ( we spilled blood )#the answer is#jUST DO SOMETHING#i know it#i'm n e r v o u s af#i've had this boy#for literal years now#and i still get nervous af#at least it's come back#since i've been away so long#lkajdnakjd#hope you're all well!
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NSWF Alphabet with Hans Landa
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A=Aftercare: he would absolutely take a care of you, he would treat you like a princess. He would give kisses on your hand,(he knows when he kisses your hand, you will blush and loves to see it)
B=Body part: His fav part on his body is his hands, i'm telling you girl those hands are BIG. But his fav part on yours is probably your eyes, he loves to look at your eyes while he fucks the shit out of you.
C=Cum: He would just cum on your stomach, or if you want him to cum on your face, he would do it. (But only with your permission)
D=Dirty Secret: Loves to control you. If you disobey he will give you a punishment. He'll spank your little ass (*wink*)
E=Experience: Look hes an old guy,but he's very well experienced, he knows how to satisfy a woman.
F=Favourite position
He would get on top of you, and grab your neck gently. He would never hurt you, for him you are so innocent and he doesnt want to break you/hurt you.
(He would get on top of you and yk)
G=Goofy: He's serious af. His first mission is to make you cum and make you feel good.
H=Hair: Since he's old he doesnt really care about it, but if you ask him to shave it down. He would, only for you.
I=Intimacy: I think he would be a romantic person, also if you are a virgin he would be a romantic and a gentle one. He would kiss every part of your body your feet too. (I'll explain this ;) )
J=Jack off: well, since he met you he doesnt really do it, maybe once when you werent home, he was so bored at that moment so he did it and thought about your perfect hands on his cock
K=Kink: OH YES BABY THIS MAN IS KINKYY. Bondage,knife, feet? This man is into it. He would love to tie you up to the bed, and would test you with his knife, he would put the knife on your body, but he would never harm you with it. As i said he would kiss every part of your body, this man would lick and kiss your feet. (I JUST KNOW BRO HAS A FEET FETISH its common tho many people has)
L=Location: Only the bedroom.
M=Motivation: He gets turned on, when you moan his name. Or when you put on his hat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
N=NO: he would never force things on you.
O=Oral: He loves to give you oral, he knows how to use that tongue on your little clit. But he also loves when you give him a blow job, with your mouth or with you little soft hands .
P=Pace: Oh honey if you want this man to drive you crazy, he would go absolutely fast and rough. ;)
Q=Quickie: Well, he would go really faster and faster to make you cum but also slow and sensual.
R=Risk:I dont think Hans would take risks.
S=Stamina: Well, we know hes old, BUT he would make you cum in a second, he knows how to satiesfy a woman, also he would suprise you with his stamina, 3 rounds? Or maybe even more who knows ;)
Toy: Nah, he doesnt own any toys. He has his hands, his cock and his mouth isnt that enough?
U=Unfair:This man is such a teaser, at dinner he would touch your thighs while he would talk to the others. Like nothing happend.
V=Volume: He's actually quiet, but you love hearing his little whimpers, how much he loves you and how much he's about to cum.
W=Wild Card: Him wearing his unifrom? Oh baby he loves wearing it while hes fucking you, he feels powerful in it. (#uniformkink )
X=X-ray: I'm telling you honey what you would see wouldnt dissapoint you. Its big but still perfect, you can handle it
Y=Yearing: Well, he wants to have sex with you so much, he feels young again but he loves it when you search for his hand for some touch.
Z=ZZZ:He's not the first one to fall asleep fast, he'll wait for you to fall asleep, he would kiss your forehead and play with your hair. (He loves you really)
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I hope you guys love it, its my first time writing in english. Jeez im so scared rn. But i hope you all love it. ^^ if i did some misspelling i apologize for it and with my grammar too. <3
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Hi there ^^ So I see your recent post abt you getting covid, and I decided to write this fic in hopes it could atleast remove your boredom for a while :D
I may post this fic on my blog but I'll send it to you first before posting it to the blog, this is my first time writing Zhongli so I'm so sorry if it's too ooc or bad qwq
(Also sorry if you don't like it, but in here reader call zhongli as "Li" in short)
Sorry if it sucks in any way I just recently got out of writers block and I wrote this before going to bed so it's messy af TvT
༼ つ🍮 ◕ v ◕ ༽つ🍵
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- A F T E R M A T H O F A F U N E R A L F L O W E R S P R E E -
It all started when Hu tao asked you to pick some Qingxin flowers for a client's funeral. Although the journey was definitely tiring, it all seems worth it until it suddenly starts to rain heavily and got you all drenched and soaking wet all the way home.
And here you are now. All frail in bed with a runny nose, blurry eyes from tears, a hazy head and a scorching heat washing over your body as another cough wreaks a sting of pain on your dry throat.
You're sense was so hazy and weak you failed to notice Zhongli knocking on your door, you only noticed him after he enters the room and called your name.
"Y/n, dear? How are you feeling right now?" Zhongli asked, only receiving a subtle nod from you. He holds his hand out to your forehead to check your temperature, a satisfied hum then emitted from his closed mouth.
"Your temperature does seem to lower than before, that's good to know. Do you need anything dear?" Zhongli asked while helping you to sit up.
"C-Can you get me a *cough* g-glass of water?" You asked in between coughs that only makes your throat stings more.
Zhongli nods and goes to get the water immediately and give it to you gently so that the water won't spill on you.
"Would you like for me to make you some soup?" Zhongli offered after a few minutes of silence just sitting on your bed, waiting
"N-No need Li, I'm ok. Just need a bit of rest for now, don't bother to make one." You said while falling back onto the soft pillow on the bed.
"Ah, I see. Well then, rest well dear." Zhongli kissed your forehead with one hand caressing your head as he leave the room and waited for you to sleep, then start making his Slow cooked bamboo shoot soup carefully as to not wake you up from your sleep.
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- Zhongli's pov -
"Now, the food is ready. Only need to take care of the tea." I mumbled in my mind while heating up some water on the stove. But then a sudden sound of Y/n whimpering has me bolting onto her room in concern, only to see her in bed covered in cold sweat and her eyebrows and nose scrunched up.
"Seems like it's just a nightmare." I said to myself, going to the kitchen to get a dry and soaked napkin for Y/n. I carefully put the wet napkin on her forehead, and then use the dry napkin to wipe the drops of sweats on her head or neck.
"Li. . . N-No don't hit Hu tao with your meteor. . ." Y/n mumbled incoherently on her sleep while shuffling in her bed. What she just said manage to catch me off guard for a second since I never did that to Hu tao, but remembering how sometimes Hu tao and I had our fair share of arguments, it start to make a little sense.
"No I won't hit her dear." I whispered, removing a strand of hair on Y/n's face. Only for them to wake up with a hazy stare on her eyes, as she registered what just happened and their surroundings.
"I made some bamboo shoot soup dear, would you like to eat now?" I offered. Y/n's face suddenly turns into a pout, her cheeks slightly puffing out with an upset look on her face that was a little subtle due to her frail condition.
"Li didn't I told you to not bother to make a meal? Aren't you tired from finishing some errands from the traveler?" Y/n complained, hands holding my sleeve with a slight tug as if demanding explanation.
"I'm not dear, don't worry. Oh wait I forgot about the tea, hold on a second." I said, remembering the boiling water which makes me half run to the kitchen and turning off the stove. I brewed two cups of tea and brings it to Y/n for both of us to drink.
"Would you like to eat, rest or drink tea first?" I asked.
"I'll eat first." Y/n replied, a sudden rumble from her stomach broke the silence we we're in which made both of us chuckle.
I bring the soup to Y/n's room and we both start eating while occasionally feeding each other. A giggle sometimes escape both of our mouth when one of us has soup on our chin. After we we're done, I place the dishes in the sink and went back to see Y/n fumbling with her clothes' sleeves.
"Li, c-can I sit on your lap?" Y/n stuttered, her face was red but I don't know if it was from embarrassment or because of the fever she's having.
"Sure dear, let me settle in your bed for a second." I said, sitting down onto her soft bed, patting my lap as a gesture for her to sit which she reciprocated happily with no hesitation. She sits on my lap with the 2 cups of tea on her hands, she hands me mine as I hug her closer with one arm. We drink our tea in a peaceful silence for a few minutes
"Would you like to hear some stories dear?" I asked, in offer of helping her sleep.
"Sure! Ooh can you tell me about Azdaha? Last time you tried to tell me that, it was cut off by a client's arrival so I haven't heard the ending." Y/n asked, her delicate hand holds the cup of tea while the other one is holding my hand on her waist.
"Oh that one, Hahahh I almost forgot about that. Now, I'll begin the story." I said, Y/n's head nuzzled further onto my chest as I start to tell the story.
"The tale begins about an ancient rock dragon named Azdaha. . ."
YOU WROTE THIS FOR ME??
Thank you
I don’t know what else to say except for thank you, it’s adorable :((( <33
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I sketched out a PIE clang out of boredom earlier and I kind of liked where it was going but I didn't feel like making a vocab list. Have it
Not Satem
PIE -> Clang
Nucleic sonorants get /a/
*bh -> f
*dh -> z initially, dd elsewhere
*gh -> mostly g initially, gg elsewhere
*kw, gw, ghw -> k, b, bb
*p, t, k, b, d -> mostly same
*s -> always smobile, z between vowels, VsC -> VhC -> VC^2 so like *hest -> ett but *stati -> stat. *sk -> š tho
*r,*l -> metathesize to usually post-vocalic but avoiding m, n, y, w and themselves. *l mostly turns to w after w->v, after vowels and before back vowels. *r tries to turn into *l. *gr and *ghr stop that and just turn into r via an intermediate uvular; h2 was uvular x imo so it also does that (h2r -> r, not l)
*g before e, i merges with y, but not gh
w -> v, y -> ž initially, /j/ otherwise
h1 -> ø, h2 -> h initially, long after a vowel, a-colors. h3-> h initially, w otherwise, a-colors but rounds so basically o-colors
nasals preserved initially, nasalize vowels otherwise
long, nasal vowels raise *oo, *on -> u, *ee, en -> i. Nasal a fronts to e, long a backs to o.
Final short vowel becomes schwa, schwa also inserted after word final geminates
Vowel length transfers to consonant (coda) length if it can.
late a epenthesis before initial clusters
generally clusters simplify as best as possible
Verbs derive from the eventive endings, usually as if they were perfective. Athematic verbs usually like they had -e- before the person endings, thematic verbs usually like they had -a- before the endings, most new verbs are -a- types. Infinitive reflects PIE, the gerund/imperfective participle reflects -nd-, and the original perfect stem was regularized to the reduplicating pattern and used for a new participle with an irregular syllabic n from old -nt-.
So
*bherati -> feratë
egu fere, tu fera, o ferat, nu feremë, yu ferattë, i ferettë
egu fifere, tu fifera, o fiferat, nu fiferemë, yu fiferattë, i fiferettë
stat fereddë
ettë fiferan
*leynkweti -> likketë
egu likke, tu likke, o likket, nu likkimë, yu likkettë, i likkittë
egu lilekkë, tu lilekke, o lilikket, nu lilekkimë, yu lilekkettë, i lilekkittë
stat likkeddë, ettë lilekkan
Noun outcomes would look like their accusative plurals, basically coming out to thematic u stems from the o declension, thematic e stems from the a declension, athematic stems would essentially be consonant stems. A new plural would develop out of the old genitive via a partitive construction and generalize so it's just: u/i, e/i, ø/i, with some irregular things here and there.
*nokwts -> nottë, notti
*dngweh2s -> debbe, debbi
*nisdos -> niddu, niddi
*wergom -> vergu, verži
pronouns are like
nom/obl/pos
egu/mi/miyu
tu/ti/tuyu
o/o/oyu
a/a/ayu
vi/emmí/emmu
yu/vu/yuyu
i/i/iyu
-u -> -e with feminines, -i with plurals (!iyi is eyi)
speakers can say ege if female, or te if speaking to a female, ye females, but this is considered overanalysis and generally done either to sound cute or mildly insult. T-V formality exists; I guess I'm imagining this spoken on some mediterranean island having had contact with Rome.
the oykos stem ends up the counting one but the oynos stem ends up an article. the k demonstrative ends up the definite articles.
ik bi ti kepori pikki seši setti hotti nonni dekki, akiti = 100
post positions and SOV
Hávë 'në, žu o ddë hónnë nérrë váret, éki didérket.
sheep a, REL he to wool not was, horses saw
Ík báru vóggu 'në vivégget;
one heavy wagon a drew
ík méžu fóru 'në;
one big load a
ík nér in hókohóko fiférat.
one man a quickly carried.
Hávë ku éki ki ddë vuvóket:
Sheep the horses the to said:
"Aggímu në aspeki, éki-dë hážetë,
human a see, horses-and draw.INF
kíddë mi aggútari".
heart my pain.PASS
Éki ki o ddë vuvókit:
Horses him to said:
"Kuddí, hávë!
Listen, sheep!
Tó aspékimë,
it we.see
kíddi emmí aggútarit:
hearts our pain.PASS
aggímu në, pótë ku, honnë af hávë bémmu véttru vivépet,
human a, master the, wool of sheep warm clothing made
hávë-dë ku ddë honnë nérrë váret".
sheep-and the to wool not was.
Tó-dë kukúddet, hávë ku hággu ku nnë fufúget.
it-and heard, sheep the field the in fled
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survey i stole off of someone who stole it off of someone
I'm deleting any sections that i dont have an actual answer for so this is probably not a good version to steal lol
-- T E L L US A B O U T Y O U R S E L F --
name:: Kes
zodiac sign:: aquarius
current location:: my dorm
eye color:: brown
hair color:: also brown
hair type:: tangled af
hieght:: 5'3
shoe's you wore today:: nastiest ickiest tennis shoes known to man. I did just get a rlly cute pair at the thrift store tho so i might share those later
your weakness:: iocane powder
your fear:: iocane powder
have you ever ridden a mechanical bull:: this is a really weirdly specific question
do you want to:: no
goal you would like to achieve this year:: survive
first thought when you wake up:: groovy yeah baby rawr shagadelic
best physical feature:: my resistance to stab wounds
who is your bestest freind:: my twin
when is your bedtime:: I am an adult. 10 pm.
pepsi or coke:: pepsi
mc dondalds or burgerking:: Wendys
what is the last song you sang:: austin powers theme
what is your biggest pet peeve:: when i'm wearing socks and they roll up and pinch my ankles
do you drink:: not rlly
ever been drunk:: no
do you smoke:: no
do you "SMOKE":: no
do you sing:: yea i guess
what color underwear do you have on:: weirdly specific question, again...
do you want to go to college:: I am there as we speak.
have you ever been in love:: Romance is not the only kind of love
do you wnat to get married:: someday
do you believe in yourself:: I mean you gotta, what other choice do you have
do you believe in others:: hell yes I do
do you like thunderstorms:: not during tornado season
do you play an instrument:: trombone/baritone
what do you want to be when you grow up:: ALIVE
what country would you like to visit:: anywhere ever. I love seeing cool stuff.
how many CD's do you own:: at least six
how many DVD's do you own:: literally none
how many tattoo's do you have:: 0 and I don't really want any
how many piercings do yo have:: 3. two in one ear and one in the other (don't go to claires to get pierced ears.)
how many things in the past do you regeret:: at least six.
-- F A V O R I T E S --
shoes:: my milf heels. i feel like a baddie in those thangs
radio station:: the one that plays literally anything. One time it played the entertainer (scott joplin) followed by 9-5 (dolly parton) and the whiplash killed me
drink:: water
car:: the scarab
place:: my bed on a cool night when I'm all alone. Windows open, smell of rain on the breeze. Music playing over my headphones.
song:: Currently obsessed with Maybe (Dan Reeder) but literally anything by him is really good
movie:: princess bride
color:: purple
meal:: anything I eat with my friends
-- R I G H T N O W --
what is todays date:: October 22 2022
what time is it:: 6:54 pm
who are you thinking of:: an assignment I'm supposed to be doing
what are you listening to:: my friend reading a book. Pages flipping and such.
do you love someone:: I love everyone
do you know where your mechanical bull is:: I'm beginning to think that this may be a euphemism
does someone love you:: of course
is it raining:: no
how many myspace friends do you have:: 52
are you happy:: I try to be
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Hi hi! I found you because you used a gif from me uwu
I love that cause it helps me find cool people accidentally.
Anyways I read your headcanon’s for Tamaki and I did find you would write for Dabi and Hitoshi who are also my absolute favorites..
Could I request dating headcanon’s for them too please?
Also call me Cosmic. I have a feeling you might see me around 🥺❣️
Dating Headcanons- Shinsou and Dabi
A/N: oh my god hi ofc you can! Thank you for bestowing such a wonderful gif upon tumblr 🥺 I'm actually making a glass painting rn of that screencap. Anyways I hope you like them!
Pairings: Shinsou Hitoshi x reader, Dabi x reader
Request: yes
Synopsis: Just general dating hcs!
Word count: 729 (total)
Warnings: There's like 1 curse word
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Obligatory mention that he calls you kitten
Takes you on dates to cat cafes and you're there for hours
You two have detailed plans for your future cats' names
T o u c h. S t a r v e d.
He didn't have any friends or receive like,, any affection growing up so now that he has this source of love and affection all of a sudden he is overwhelmed but also loves it
Doesn't mind pda if you don't and secretly thinks it's really cute when you hold pinkies
Loves to have you sitting on his lap, especially loves when you're resting your head back on his shoulder or on his chest tucked under his chin
Back! Hugs!
Mans is a gamer
Will take you on animal crossing dates (Oh god how I want a boyfriend to go on animal crossing dates with ��)
Just imagine wishing on shooting stars in acnh with him ahhhhh
He has mostly cat villagers and a Rosie shrine in his basement
You know he loves you when he lets you have a turn on his main in overwatch
Loves to lay in bed with you and maybe take the occasional nap but mostly neither of y'all sleep
Prefers being little spoon but won't admit it to you (you know anyways ofc)
Makes fun of you for crying over fanfic at 3am but is really just mad you don't have the same ships
Will 100% watch anime with you in the middle of the night and gets mad if you watch ahead
Goes to conventions and is down to cosplay with you
When he wakes up either in the morning or from a nap he's like,, super delusional and it's really funny
Like will straight up believe the randomest craziest story as to what's happening and why an alarm is going off
One time you woke him up from a nap and 12:57am on a Friday night and he was completely under the impression that it was the morning and he was too late waking up to go to school
He looked at the clock then looked you dead in the eyes and said "It's 57 it's too late" over and over
"Hitoshi. Just go back to sleep."
You have many of these incidents on video and have a whole folder in your phone full of them
10/10 bf, you have a lot of fun together and everyone can see that you love each other a lot!
Smooth af
Like,, he uses pick up lines on you all the time but not the absolutely horrid kind, they're actually really smart
This man is such a flirt with you too, even after years of dating
He's pretty possessive but if showing it makes you uncomfy he'll stop
This makes him a huge fan of pda, would definitely be the type to full on make out with you in public if you're okay with it
Also is definitely the type to drape an arm around the back of your chair/ seat on the couch whenever he can
Always has an arm around your waist. Always.
And in the rare event that he doesn't he's still touching you in some way
Secretly loves cuddles (touch starved, you know the drill) but never around others and if you tell any of the lov members you're d e a d
You take his jacket all the time and he's really annoyed with it but secretly likes that your'e obviously wearing something that belongs to him
Whenever he needs it it's always "I need my jacket" "You mean m y jacket??"
Twice and Toga call you mom and dad (regardless of your gender)
He's mom
Which started out as a joke when Dabi went feral after falling victim to a prank and giving a long lecture on respecting your elders (even tho twice is older than him)
I feel like he's lowkey a natural good cook and just won't tell anyone because he doesn't want to cook for them
Will cook for you though, but makes sure to make only enough for you two so there's no leftovers for anyone else
Is very observant, he has to be since he refuses to ask you what you want because he doesn't wanna be labeled a simp
But fr he always knows when something's wrong you cannot hide s h i t from him
You can't really go outside on like,, dates with one of Japan's most recognizable villains
But annoying Shigaraki together is just as fun and just as much of a bonding experience
Especially when it gets d a n g e r o u s
Overall dating him is a very fun and exciting experience!
#bnha x y/n#bnha x reader#bnha x you#shinsou x y/n#shinsou x reader#shinsou x you#dabi x reader#dabi x y/n#dabi x you#dabi headcanons#shinsou headcanons#elles.hcs#elles.requests
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XDD
I f e e l that pain in my soul-- my older sister uses cologne sometimes and it is sO STRONG AND WILL NOT STAY CONFINED TO HER ROOM-- AMD SOMETIMES SHED DO IT IN THE DOORWAY LIKE HELLO-- XDD
YEAH WH GET SOME SLEEP LEAVE THE STAYING UP TO US-- XDD
YES BABY JAIL, INTO THE UPSIDE DOWN LAUNDRY BASKET YOU KNIFE-WIELDING HEATHEN-- XDD oms XDD well I don't know them but I love them- YESSS THEYRE SO FLUFFY-- I'm actually curious what images pop up first imma check-- FLUFFY PUPPIES-- we've actually never owned ones that fluffy(those actually look more similar to shetland sheepdogs than the shelties we've had so far?? Very similar/similar enough where if someone doesn't know a sheltie we mention shetland sheepdogs), our current one is a purebred that we got for free(she was being given away bc her family never came back for her and the lady taking care of her couldn't afford the time to take care of a second dog long-term think) and she's got pretty short fur in comparison- still fluffy enough, but not quite so long of fur-- she's a blue merle(absolutely gorgeous fur, she's like 8 now with a lot of health problems but she's super loving still 💕💞) anyways about the fur, so long as you brush regularly you should mitigate most of that, and it mostly collects in corners- but like.. be prepared to eat and wear dog fur for the rest of your life-- (actually there's a thing called a fur zapper we bought recent that you put in with your clothes when you wash/dry them(I think it's dry but idk??) that's supposed to get a lot of hair off your clothes in that process? Also lint rollers are your best friend--) AND roombas are really helpful(we bought a knockoff one and rarely have to sweep ever so 👀) XDD WHEEZE I can't even imagine what you did-- but like you could ask for a budgie/parakeet /hj I mean, they aren't very expensive (actually they're pretty cheap) but they're very loud, need a lot of attention(especially if you want them to bond to you!) and you need to research into them a lot to make sure you're doing things right-- loads of vids online!! Loads of websites too!!! I'd know I have one- JUST A WARNING, FEATHERS AND SEED HULLS GET ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR XD p l u s like you have a friend who knows stuff about birbs :3 anyways ENOUGH RAMBLING FROM ME WOW THAT GOT LONG--
💕💕 I feel that XD OMS-- I WISH-- WHAT A D R E A M - s n a k - Awww but what a mood XD
XDDD oms YES-- EXACTLY-- XDDDD another good thing you should try eventually is SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE WHICH IS APPARENTLY DELICIOUS??? I TRIED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME(AT LEAST IN A WHILE) TODAY AND IT WAS SO FUCKIN TASTY????
H E A THEN-- XDD how cool of them to try tho :3 whEEZE Y 'A LL-- XDD
WHEEZE I SUCK WITH INSTRUMENTS SOOOO-- DAMN THA'S SOME BAD LUCK MY DUDE-- MAYBE YOU'RE CURSED DAMN-- oms wOWW--
Yesss-- ooh I've never played 👀 seen some stuff but never played-- (see: my computer sucks XD) I h a v e played Portal 1 and it is SO GOOD and SO SHORT and I WISH I HAD GOTTEN PORTAL 2 INSTEAD BUT THATS OKAY CRIES-- YESSSS THE SONGS SLAP--- ALSO THERE ARE ACTUALLY TWO WHOLE MORE CANON(PROBABLY KINDA MAYBE NOT?? IDK) SONGS, ONE FROM A LEG DIMENSIONS GAME("You Wouldn't Know") AND ONE THAT WAS CUT FROM PORT TWO("Don't Say Goodbye"(Harry101UK made an edit to make it Glados' voice!!)) THERE ARE ALSO A BUNCH OF GOOD FAN SONGS SO YEAH-- ALSO NOT TO BE A SIMP BUT GLADOS' VOICE? PERFECTION. I LOVE HER. ALSO I COULD LITERALLY DETAIL THE PORTAL LORE I AM INCREDIBLY EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS GAME-- ALSO THERES A CLIP THAT SOMEONE MADE USING A (VERY GOOD) GLADOS TTS TO HAVE GLADOS SAY TRANS RIGHTS AND ENBY RIGHTS AND IF I FIND IT AGAIN ILL SEND IT TO YOU-- YOU COULD PROBABLY FIND IT IF YOU LOOM UP GLADOS SAYS TRANS RIGHTS? IT HAS A VIDEO WITH TRANS FLAG COMPANION CUBES ACCOMPANYING IT-- ALSO YES THE PORT MODS(/ADD-ONS? MAYBE? THEY'RE COMMUNITY MADE I THINK BUT IDK ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEYRE COOL AF--) (also I apologize for all the screaming? XD it's like, four am and I was talking about portal so.. whoops?)
Right like wth???? I???? Okay but like December to February babies just fuckin DONT EXIST IN THIS GEN OR SOMETHIN-- CAUSE I FIND N O N E -- Maybe there are more December babies but there are definitely like NO January to February babies it is So Weird--
NEJFQOBGKW WOWW d an g like-p l e a se s t op over sp r aying-- xD and LEGITTTT LIKE- THAT WAS M Y ROLE TO STAY UP LATE- XDD
WHEHEHEZE- LAUNDRY BASKET TIME- G E T I N XDD anD YESS- any doggo is just such a cute doggo 😭💞💞 but for me- fLUFFY ONES ARE WHERE ITS A T- and ohhhh i see- FOR FREE?? W H A T A S T E A L XDD but awwww the poor doggg at least she's with you now ! ;0;; 💞💞😭 aaw such a lovable puppup 😭😭💞 and oHHH i see :00 but oh no- xD i also have a friend that has two dogs and whenever he would give me gifts- there would be dog hair on them no matter what- XDD and ooOhhh those sound really helpful! omg- i swear i dont have to have a pet for the need of a roomba- i already shed so much hair myself its so crazy-- xDD and oH MAN loud animals are really gon get my mom fired up- and OO birds just look so cuteee i always fantasize of having one- but then again- with the noise and all xD the more i think about it i dont think we are prepared to have a pet at all xD but i still dream of at least having one pet in my lifetime!
and OO that sounds awesome!! i have no clue if i even tried casserole before- man- sometimes i just eat food without even knowing wth it is XDDD but THAT SOUNDS so gooodddd :O
and LEGITT LIKE- TF IS HAPPENING WITH MY SCHOOL LIFE- XDD and oh my god- IT GETS WORSE- that year there was a FREAKINGG FIREEEEEEE- it wasnt that dangerous thank god- but it had to get a whole ass room renovated because of it- and guess what room it was- THE ORCHESTRA ROOM- AND GUESS WHAT M A D E I T W OR SE- that year- it was the first time the school replaced those 10+ year old instruments with new ones- NOW THEYRE B U R N T- and mind you that the school's budget isnt so- gr e a t- like oh my god i am still so bewildered over HOW MUCH chaos HAPPENED that year- and i thought that year was gon be the year- yknow? like UGH
and OHH MANN playing portal sounds awesome! but i just dont think the game would be worth my money cause i know the plot- and even with the mods and all my brain would be broken as i would possibly have no clue what to do- xDDD
and HOOOO MANNN game fan songs are just so AWESOMEEE- and those sound pretty cool! :OO and HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH- GLADOS SAYS TRANS AND ENBY RIGHTS Y A LL- now im gonna look that up and let my ears be blessed by such words- XDDD and DONT WORRY BOUT SCREAMING ALOT- i scream a whole dam lot too XDD
and LEGITTT- finding someone's b-day in january and feb is so rare all of a sudden like wh a t - XDD
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congrats for your new milestones, cole!! you deserves it (and more, in fact!!) i'm so happy for you! can i have 💙? ✨💫
oh tom bless u i love u and of course :’)
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compliment: tom you are literally one of the most joyful, funny, and bright individuals i've ever met, honestly every time i interact with you there's a smile on my face, not only that but you are literally so iconic, and i associate you with david tennant himself, you are so talented and kind to everyone and you are just so down to earth and i know we haven’t interacted too much, put your are so calming and pleasant and honestly the amount of love and respect i and others have for you is other worldly
come join in!🎉
#not only all that but i associate blue and gold with u just a tidbit#tom tag#usertom#answered#*500cel
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I kinda want to know the answer to all of the a-z questions. And i was wondering want to rp with me.
Abhdjqkjb sorry for taking so long on this aaaaaaaaa (and also- I'm slowly getting back into the roleplay scene so👈🏻😎👈🏻)
A. when’s the last time you intentionally held your pee?
Oh gosh, I'm gonna say a few weeks ago, I've been too busy or under the weather to do holds ;^;
B. do you prefer the holding or the release?
I honestly kinda like the release- like just the sensation and warmth that trickles down sends just sends the best shivers and stuff♡♡♡♡
C. do you ever get desperate to pee in public? do you use public restrooms?
I'm thankful that I dont get too desperate in public- mainly because I try v hard not to drink much while out because I have the w o r s t peeing in public anxiety 😔 So, public washrooms are just a no-go for me, I'll just freeze up and not be able to go💔
D. how desperate do you like to get when you hold it?
Until the end bb- like until my legs are crossed or I'm legitimately gonna risk leaking, it just adds to the fun of it all tbh!♡♡♡
E. do you care about bladder capacity, how long you can hold, or just pure desperation?
Gosh- bit of a mixed bag tbh! Sometimes I care about capacity, like knowing just how much I can drink and for how long I can hold it is kinda exciting in a sense? And the desperation is just the cherry on top~☆
F. do you piss your clothes on purpose?
Whaaaat- neveeeeeer- *kicks omo vids under the bed* jkjk 😂
G. do you have clothes set aside just for pissing?
Somewhat! I have shades/lighter coloured jeans saved for omo situations ♡♡♡
H. how strong do you think your bladder is compared to average?
I wanna say it's somewhere in the middle? Like not super strong but not super weak either, but still able to hold it longer than others at time :^0
I. do you prefer to be in control, or let someone else be in control?
🙇🏻♂️🙇🏻♂️ I mean it would be interesting to let someone else take control- but at the moment i just sorta go with my own flow lol
J. do you like other watersports? what kind?
Eeeeh watersports isn't really my thing tbh? I just like clothed omo, maybe a character wetting themselves on someone else but not nekie-
K. what’s the most challenging thing to do when your bladder is full?
Sitting still, or sitting in general omg- like for me, when I really have to go I cannot sit down, I need to be up and moving or else I'll probably wet myself ;0;
L. what’s the most fun way to challenge your bladder?
👀 lightly pressing my bladder is kinda fun- like not a hard push just sorta teasing, it's sorta just fun 💖💖
M. what’s your favorite thing about release?
I really like the sensation- like the feeling of it releasing? Like the warmth of it and just how good it feels after holding it for such a long time?
N. do you like to watch other people hold their bladder? if yes, what’s your favorite part?
Sometimes? I mean I've watched a few omo vids, I suppose I like the more vocal aspects, like when they get whiney about how bad they have to go, it's cute af♡♡
O. do you prefer praise or punishment?
Oh gosh- guess both? Depending on the whole scenario :^0000
P. free ask!
Q. what’s your favorite outfit to hold, wet, or watch someone wet in?
Overalls, like hand down the best in my opinion, cozy but still very fun to hold and wet in tbh♡♡♡
R. have you ever held your pee in front of anyone?
Not really, or well, never intentionally- sometimes there are times where you gotta go but just have to wait😔
S. are you bladder shy?
Incredibly ;^; it sucks because I have to be completely alone to pee and sometimes that just cant be the reality
T. do you like to set rules or play holding games with yourself?
Not reallyyyyyy in all honesty- I just sorta go with what I'm feeling that day, in not the best to sticking to rules😂
U. have you ever been in a holding contest? tell us about it!
:^00 never been not really my style tbh!
V. are there any drinks that always make you have to pee?
Chamomile tea and apple juice, without hecking fail😭
W. share a holding fantasy.
Oh gosh- I really am generic but I'd love someone to hold me on their lap while we watch a film or smth, not letting me get up and making me hold it /)/////(\
X. how do you help yourself hold it? do you cross your legs, bounce in your seat, dance, or grab yourself?
For me, I honestly have to walk and stand, sitting personally makes me really have to go and too hard to hold, but if I'm walking around I'm able to hold it for longer☆ But also holding myself helps a whole lot too lol
Y. have you ever peed anywhere besides a bathroom? for pleasure or out of desperation?
Well- in university one time I was studying for an test and really really had to go but I didnt want to stop studying so I held it but eventually I wasnt able to hold it so- I had to use a coffee cup I had in my room🙊🙊
Z. do rivers, waterfalls, sprinklers, or rain have any effect on your bladder?
Remarkably not :^0 sounds and visuals dont really do much to me- only drinking really does stuff to my bladder lol😂
Aaaaa thank you so much omg😭💖💖💖🙏🏻
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The CAPITOL, in a way, had almost become a sort of ❝ home away from home ❞ to Topher in the months since the R A I D E R S descended on the city and it, like the country club, had become an official camp — several of his friends resided in the building at the HEART of Cheyenne, to the point that it wouldn’t be at all unusual ( rather, it was H I G H L Y likely ) to find the gardener wandering the halls of the legislative building more than once in any given week. Even those patrol guards who WEREN’T good friends had come to recognize the pleasant grin and unruly mop of curls and usually let him through with ease. ( He imagined that rapport was aided by the fact that he R A R E L Y showed up without a few joints and a tin of whatever b a k e d g o o d s he’d managed to put together that week — apple-cinnamon muffins with acorn flour and coconut oil or cookies with yet-unexpired oats — and he was always happy to share. ) Though his visits became less frequent over the months — for all that he wished to COMFORT his friend in her time of loss, there were times he could tell Luz wasn’t seeking company, that she wanted to be A L O N E with her thoughts, and other times still when he’d show up to find she wasn’t THERE at all — he still came often enough that the sense of home never really faded.
Even now, he felt it — E M P T I E R, maybe, but it still carried that warmth, that innate and welcoming sense of c o m m u n i t y that the gardener lived for, thrived on. ( And speaking of e m p t i n e s s... ) Already slowed footsteps fell into a pause outside of a familiar door — one he’d taped FLOWERS to several times before, one that he’d been known to knock on when he was plagued with WORRY for Luz or simply in need of peaceful company — when he noticed it to be slightly ajar. ( He’d not seen it anything but s h u t since Sherman left, and he wondered briefly if someone else had chosen to occupy the space. The thought was disheartening. ) Curiosity had him reaching out, knuckles rapping lightly against the door frame before, met with SILENCE, he pushed it open and peered inside. ( Was it an invasion of privacy? PROBABLY, but he would apologize both profusely and sincerely for it, if that made a d i f f e r e n c e. ) He expected to find an empty room — save, possibly, for a few of Sherman’s books that might’ve been left behind — or one occupied entirely anew. What he’d NOT expected was an unmistakable head of dark curls, a familiar silhouette moving around the enclosed space. He blinked. Had the bowl he smoked earlier hit him THAT hard or was it actually——
❝ ...Sherman? ❞
#☼ • → c o n v e r s a t i o n#☼ • → s h e r m a n#( first of all u already know i'm like screaming bc he's back )#( second idk what this is my starter game has been weak lately but ily and i hope it's okay )#( he doesn't know that sherman's sound processor is broken yet ;__; )#( also he is still processing and not 100% sure yet but?? i am ready for the hug that immediately follows his realization that it's sherman#( so ready )#( also long tags are long af sorry about that )
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I can't wear my binder when playing my clarinet or doing physical activity, so I wear a bra but bras hurt no matter how many times I go in and get sized and fitted, and going braless is hell because my chest is big and I'm dysphoric af and I j u s t w a n t t h e m r e m o v e d
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i am in pain 🙃#batty blogging#trans#transgender#ftm#transguy#trans guy#dysphoria#dysphoric#gender dysphoria
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Tag Game
Rules: answer all the questions and tag some blogs you wanna get to know better.
I was tagged by the beautiful @i-ship-it-verymuch :* ♥️
A - Age: 24 (yes, I am a fandom mom)
B - Birthplace: Germany
C - Current time: 23.28
D - Drink you last had: An elderflower/cranberry lemonade
E - Easiest person to talk to: that has to be @marmelade-sky
F - Favourite song: That's a hard one, but at the moment Havana by Camila Cabello is my go-to song
G - Grossest memory: when I was a nanny and my nanny child vomitted all over me (you wouldn't believe the amount of vomit that can come out of a tiny two year old) and then after I changed vomited all over my right again (but tbf I also laughed when she did it a second time because it was so ironic)
H - Horror yes or horror no: Yessss
I - In love?: nah
J - Jealous of people?: Hmmm maybe a little
L - Love at first sight or should i walk by again?: Pls walk by again. and then again. And again. I'm demi af.
M - Middle name(s): None
N - Number of siblings: None
O - One wish: To finally get a goddamned girlfriend pls
P - Person you called last: my voicemail lmaoo nah but really it was @marmelade-sky
Q - Question you are always asked: What it's like to live in England/London
R - Reason to smile: my friends, my cats, a good book/movie/fic/song, nice weather, cute things the children at my work do
S - Song you sang last: I think it was Red is the Rose by The High Kings
T - Time you woke up: at 7.30 (god damn my body being used to work times) but I could go back to sleep till nine
U - Underwear colour: dark blue with little comic-y pizza slices on it lmao
V - Vacation destination: Dubai, Scotland, Ireland, Italy, Croatia, Japan, USA
W - Worst habit: I can be lazy af lol
X - X-rays: finger, jaw, spine, knees (I'm an old lady ok I got back and joint issues), thyroid
Y - Your favourite food: Uhhh I don't have one in particular tbh
Z - Zodiac sign: Leo
I tag @marmelade-sky and @breathtakinglybrutal and everyone of my followers who'd like to do it (tag me so I can see all of them ♥️)
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I got tagged by @ghoulign but tumblr sucks at notifying me so im terribly sorry if this is super late!!
Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better
A- Age: 17, but I turn 18 on June 14th!
B- Birthplace: Arizona, USA
C- Current time: 10:23 pm
D- Drink you last had: Water bc its hot af in Illinois (its almost 11 and its like 80° out)
E- Easiest person to talk to: My dad
F- Favorite song: As of right now, I'd say Ohio by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
G- Grossest memory- I was filming something for a class project and stepped in a huge piece of dog shit :( i ended up having to throw away those shoes bc they smelled so bad
H- Horror yes or horror no: I can read scary books all day long and be fine but put on a horror movie and i start crying
I- In love? Hell no, and I don't plan to be anytime soon
J- Jealous of people? Not really, usually I just try and make the best of my situation
L- Love at first sight or should I walk back again? While I understand the appeal of being attracted to people solely based on first impression and aesthetic appreciation, I think real love takes more time to develop. Keep walking buddy
M- Middle name: Rose
N- Number of siblings: 3, all younger
O- One wish: I hope we get a big thunderstorm sometime soon so this awful heat can break
P- Person you called last: My sister Ellie
Q- Question you are always asked: It's lessened since May 1st but "how is your research coming along?"
R- Reason to smile: New Lore book coming out soon, my siblings, my friends, the Unsolved bois
S- Song you sang last: Burn from Hamilton probably
T- Time you woke up: 9:30 am
U- Underwear color: Teal green
V- Vacation destination: Norway, Wales, or Mongolia
W- Worst habit: My room is literally always a mess i cant keep it clean akdkfnfmak
X- X-ray: I haven't had too many x rays but I have had a lot of EKG's, which are kinda similar!
Y- Your favorite food: Pretzels. If it were possible for a person to live solely on pretzels, I'd be that person
Z- Zodiac sign: Gemini
I'm just gonna tag some new and newish followers so: @love-is-love-101, @memecatwings , @actual-peasant, @inimitable-gabs, @yoshifics, @reblogornavy, @slythindoricequeen, @powered-by-flowers, @bastardivorcedme, and @homicideandmuffins
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IDK WHY BUT THIS MATCH GOT ME NERVOUS AF LIKE I'M LEGIT NAUSEOUS I HAVE TOO MANY HOPES AND DREAMS AND WWE LIKES TO CRUSH THOSE AND I AM N E R V O U S
I hate everything
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Masterpiece: *idubbbz voice* I'm Gay
“You’re the gay one, right?”, there it is bois. “Well, I am gay, but my name is Alejandro” he said like pls don’t just call me a gay boi or something like that. “Ohhh, such a nice name” Francis purred like mmm you turn me on fuck. ‘Fuck shit fuck’ Alejandro thought like is he gay, hUU, he’s very hot, if we were to do it, I’D BE THE ROCK BOTTOM, S M A S H M E B O I. But what about Ludwig, oh my god, I can’t cheat on Ludwig. While Alejandro just had a rush of thoughts, Francis slipped his slippery hands around Alejandro’s waist and pulled him closer like come here bby. Alejandro had a horrified expression on his face like fUCK. “Hmm? What is it? Am I not good enough for you?” Francis whispered seductively looking like a sly cat at Alejandro, while grinding their hips together. "No,,, I just" he tried to say shit, but like the little shit Francis was he didn’t give a single fuck, “So there’s no problem then” he said and just smASHED their lips together forcefully and Alejandro tried to get out of his grip but he just couldn’t so he just gave in. His hands went around Francis’s waist, while Francis’s hands just slipped around Alejandro’s neck. They were pretty much hardcore making the fuck out at this point, it was so intense they just fucking fell onto the ground and Francis made Alejandro’s hair look like a fucking bird nest. They f i n a l l y let go off each other and got their dose of oxygen, in the process Francis took the hoe’s shirt off like yessss reveal those almost nonexistent muscles, u need 2 work out more man,,,,,, ain’t nobody gon fuck u if u be lookin like that. But Francis didn’t rlly care, Alejandro was still pretty hot lmao. Ahem, anyways,,, he too, took off his shirt like let me show u what a man looks like, pussí. Ah yes, toned and a bit of muscles, just ppppperfect. You couldn’t ask for better, Francis is hot 69/10, u too wouldn’t resist him if he wanted 2 bang u. AHEM, BACK TO GAY PORN. Alejandro was lying down underneath him like the little bitch he was, still kinda out of breath bc like man, that make out session was wiLD. But that face right there, it turned Francis tf on like beyond the fucking limits, he was ready to fuck this bitch h a r d. He just attacked Alejandro’s neck like let’s get this shit over with so I can finally fuck you for real. He kissed and bit onto Alejandro’s neck with no mercy, this hoe’s neck gonna be covered in l o v e m a r k s. Because Francis was inpatient little sin, he slipped his slippery hands into Alejandro’s pants and grabbed his dick, which made Alejandro moan, plus he was already kind of a moaning mess since he was pretty sensitive on his neck that was being covered in bruises bc FRANCIS BIT LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ON HIS NECK, He didn’t care where The Spot™ was on his neck, he jUST WANTED TO CONQUER IT, HE WANTED PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT ALEJANDRO HAD SOME VERY ROUGH SEX. But let us not forget what Francis is ok, once he decided it was enough of biting, he just licked all over Alejandro’s neck with his “”“”“”“”“” smooth ’“”“”“”“”“ tongue, which Alejandro found oddly satisfying and moaned like the little submissive bitch he was, but no one knew bc he’s a 6'0 giant. And look, Francis is fucking 5'7, end me. Francis went over 2 Alejandro’s ear and whispered "Call me daddy”, as he just swooshed his own pants off bc who needs those hAHAHA. If Alejandro didn’t have his sex face on, he’d be looking at Francis with a 'no fucking way’ expression, but fuck man, the dude was hot af, may as well call him daddy. “As you wish, daddy” Alejandro said almost out of breath bc the moaning was draining him p much. But fuck???? It turned Francis even more on, ahhh hell yeah. Francis took out the hand that was in Alejandro’s pants and got rid of the pants completely. We do not need those rn. He kissed Alejandro once again bc they need 2 kiss, Blue says so. Francis was thinking of making Alejandro suck his dick first, but we don’t have time for that, Francis wanted 2 fuck him and cum into his ass so bad that he didn’t mind not getting a blowjob. “Turn, bitch” Francis whispered once they broke the kiss and Alejandro did that instantly saying “Yes, daddy”. He pretty much ripped both of their boxers off like tHOSE R UNNECESSARY. And he pretty much jumped, not really omg onto Alejandro and just shoving his 100% hard dick into his booty, whispering into Alejandro’s ear “Don’t you like being daddy’s little slave?”, since he was pretty much onto him, body on body, dick in the ass. “I love it, daddy” Alejandro moaned out quite loudly, people could hear him 20 meters away. Francis didn’t fucking wait for Alejandro to adjust or shit like that, no. Tonight, Alejandro was his bitch and he’s gonna do to him whatever the fuck he wants, so he didn’t start out slowly, oh heck no, he started out p fast and was only getting faster with each trust. But Alejandro was a hoe and he enjoyed it 420/10, hell yeah. “Daddyy” Alejandro moaned out, this was grand. This was gr8 m8. Now, Alejandro wasn’t the only one enjoying this shit, Francis was also enjoying it a LOT. He grabbed Alejandro’s hips, and Alejandro arched his back so he could get more of Francis inside him. Alejandro was moaning like the little daddy’s bitch he was, although he didn’t know if he should call Francis by his name to tell him to fuck him even harder, but he did it, “F-francis, harder,,” he managed to say in between all those moans. “Bitch, I told you to call me daddy” Francis hissed, “now, I’m going to fuck you so hard you won’t be able to walk tomorrow”, and f u c k, he started trusting w a y harder then he already was and it was EXTREMELY pleasuring, judging by how Alejandro was now moaning e v e r y g i v e n s e c o n d. But yanno, the end must come, but he didn’t want to cum into Alejandro’s ass, he had a better idea. So he pulled out, which kinda startled Alejandro who turned his head to look at Francis. “Suck it, slut” Francis ordered and fuck man, Alejandro instantly went onto his job as he crawled over and took Francis’s dick into his mouth. He began to suck the life out of it because daddy deserves only the best. Man, this was great, Francis threw his head back like ah fuck yes. He grabbed Alejandro’s hair with his one hand and shoved his whole dick into his mouth saying “Take it all in, bitch”. At this point Alejandro was deep throating his dick and Francis hit his limit as he let his juices fill Alejandro’s mouth. “Swallow it, slut” Francis said before Alejandro could spit it out. But, yanno, gotta do as daddy says so Alejandro swallowed it all and let go off Francis’s dick. He sat up in front of Francis, looking him in the eyes. Francis gazed back, but that was over as he kissed Alejandro again and again. Which resulted into them cuddling up to each other. “Who’s daddy’s little bitch?” Francis asked softly, “I am, daddy” Alejandro responded, actually proud that he was his little bitch.
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