#i'm good fam lmfao

[v-tired-queer]

I want to get married and have kids one day, hopefully soon, but like . . . I don't necessarily think I want to be/will ever be truly "in love" with someone. I've always envisioned getting married to a kind and honest man, going on adventures together, being silly with each other, having a great time as best friends, but I never really thought about being romantically in love with this fantasy guy. I want someone who I'll be excited to walk through life with and who'll be excited to walk through life with me, too, going through major milestones together and cherishing each other, but like, literally as ultimate best friends. That's always been all I want.

And listen, I don't even care if this person is asexual or not. Sex, like romance, has never been something that caught my interest or was a big desire for me. It's nice for others, but like, I really just want some cuddles and hand holding, even in public, and best friends can do that. Maybe some kisses as a way to further show love for each other, but platonically. If they happen to not be interested in sex except for reproductive purposes, too, then great, but if they do like sex then that's fine, too--go out and have a good time while I stay in and read, just don't bring any diseases back for when we try for babies, ya know?

Just. A queerplatonic relationship that leads to marriage and kids with a good fellow Christian guy that makes every other person who sees us go, "Aw! A wonderfully in love couple!" but we're over here laughing like "Nah mate, this is my ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND and I love them SO FUCKING MUCH but like, no romo." Ya know?

Does . . . does this make any sense to anyone else??

#historians would say we were in love but actually we were just ultimate best friends #valentines day really got me thinking about love and romance and being in love and i'm like . . . nah #i'm good fam lmfao #just give me that ultimate bestie that i can go to church with get married to and have kids with and i will be more than happy #with cuddles and hand holding and kisses but PLATONICALLY #i cannot stress that enough #aromantic #aro #asexual #ace #aroace #aroace christian #aromantic christian #asexual christian #queer #queer christian #marriage #queerplatonic #qpr

[moe-broey]

Undeadbeat Dad Part 1: Father's First Dad Joke

I still have it out for Gustav not gonna lie, but my number one solution to anything ever is to just get silly about it! 🥰🥰🥰

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #feh #bet you thought i wasn't gonna finish it huh!!!! bet you thought my wips were empty promises HUH!!!!!!!!!! #i'm just. a slow worker LMFAO not to mention it's hard to juggle multiple intense fixations at once tbh #it was fun to work in greyscale too! i feel like i gotta just. just keep trying new things or i'll explode #anyways not to brag but i think these are the most alfonse alfonses i've drawn like ever. guy of all time #i'm esp really proud of the second and last panels!!!!!! #i hope to keep up a good pace w the other parts but you know. i feel like since experiencing the worst burnout of my life #i've just never been the same. i tend to draw slower/for shorter periods of time. it's really sad and frustrating. #i have like so many fucking wips ESP w the askr fam i am so autistic about them LMFAOOOO #only a fraction of things tend to see the light of day though 🥲🥲🥲 rest are in purgatory LMFAO #IT'S FINE THOUGH I AM. GOING TO KEEP TRYING 👍 #fe alfonse #sharena #fe gustav #my art

[jademight]

Alright gang here’s the sitch

In case you weren’t aware, I am moving to Canada to be professionally unemployed study acting. It’s going to be a huge shift in many ways, adjusting to a new time zone, culture, daily routine etc. etc.

So expect my activity to be spotty to non-existent, which is...exactly how my activity is these days but this time I got, ya kno, an actual reason to do so beyond ADHD.

But! I love talking to people, and my moots most of all, so if you want to call me, beep me, to reach me, here are my socials:

Discord: Nerdy#0376 (lmk who you are if you add)

Twitter: Here. I gotta tweet more often, maybe now I’ll finally fix that.

#I am almost always reachable on discord tbh #I'm also fine with sharing my insta but only if we're like. good buds. lmfao. so if we're pals and you want to see my IRL shitposts lmk #;ooc tag #tbh I might end up finding a job that's so mind numbing that I start writing replies at work to type out later lmfao #but who knows! I might also end up being so swamped and mentally busy with acting school and working that I just don't have the capacity #WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT FAM

[drewsaturday]

A 4 year old just asked me of I'm a boy or a girl I'm ascending

#Txt #Had to keep my little sister from correcting that I'm neither bc idk if this kids fam is cool w that #But good experience lmfao

[astrxealis]

dropping by a bit just a bit before midnights and i head to sleep because HELLL am i so glad with my fire units actually. i need to do work on proper teams and grids and shit but ?? wilnas percival michael medusa athena anila nemone etc i am Winning here

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა gbf ໒꒱ *·˚ #fire... i never really favorited it as an element in gbf to play w but now it is different LMFAO #wilnas + percival is sooo fun i love doing a bunch of super strong attacks and charge attacks esp w michael's double ca skill #but yeah even before i got lucky with those three units in particular i was pretty smart w using athena and nemone already #like. synergy. or maybe i'm stupid idk but !!!!! the way they build up levels of yk. one when they get hit. one when they dont. so it fits #okay that's all ..... sorry it's funny to me i was suuuper yeah with gbf farming before the break and then throughout it NAH FAM but after #again. hi! also i played a bit of ffxiv today GOD i miss playing that game actively sooo much ..... kinda feels unreal i havent been super #active. anyway. sleep. uhhh oh wow i don't really feel stressed even though i have a quiz tomorrow that. is likely easy but i didn't really #study HAHAHGBSJ I HAVE A LOT OF TIME THOUGH SINCE IT ISN'T TIME-LIMITED and until afternoon sooo yeah. yeah #GOOD NIGHT i ramble again. also percy jackson universe my fucking BELOVED wait

[ilostyou]

lallaaalalala just some things on my mind

#this has been a rant #<- in advance. im going off in the tags. xo #getting close to making a decision abt doctoral programs is STRESSING ME OUT even tho i think ik which i'll choose #one ik will be a good school environment and will be manageable but the other has much. better training and will prep me for #literally anything i could want to do with a whole ass doctorate afterwards when im licensed #next thing. i fucking hate that i have no clue what i look like objectively lmfao. losing weight is great and all (healthy) but #it's fucking with my idea of myself even more than it ever was bc. now it's a 'bad' thing that some things look big on me #(bc THEY FUCKING ARE lol) like today i ended up buying some clothes and yay great but like. my mom was like #yeah so you can wear these instead of what. ur wearing now bc that's gotten big on you etc #and im just ksjghdf it's just a little baggy and also i like it?? but ok whatevesjkdkfdhkh i like the. new ones too im juyst. ?? #just in general there's always gonna be Something yknow? annoying. anyway #next thing is that im away w family rn and lovemy fam love spending time with them but it;'s been TWO DAYS and im already #losing......so much patience with some people like. my younger cousins. im. GRR.and i love having some other people around #but we're meeting up w the rest of our group tom and we'll basically be DOUBLE in size for the next week plus and im so #nervous that i'm already at my last nerve with everyone adn that i'll be too overwhelmed/tired/etc that i won't enjoy the rest of the trip #next thing is that it's WILD graduation is literally in six weeks but so mmuch has to happen before then it's making me dizzy #other side note thing im beyond excited to see taylor and have weird anxiety about it but meh. im fucking PUMPED #another thing. it's someones bday tomorrow who ive had a Rough year with (ive mentioned stuff abt them before) and it's just. weird feeling #i dont rem if they even texted me for my bday now im curious im gonna go look lmfao but. obv i'll text them anyway #it's just ... lots of weird feeling thinking abt how much has changed in a year with them. shrug #ok maybe that's it woo

[misteria247]

So I'd made a promise awhile back that if I'd won the pre voting thing for the tmnt au polls that I'd reveal some of the plot of Universal Collision and while it took me a bit I did live up to that.

So I was wondering if you guys would like another kind of reward once Universal Collision's turn to compete comes up. It could be something like idk a crummy drawing or a silly little story or maybe something else entirely. I just feel like that I'm kinda skimming y'all in this asking to vote for my au and not giving something in return.

Just let me know what you think and if you have any possible suggestions and I'll see what I can do!

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #my writing #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt/rottmnt crossover #tmnt au #tmnt au polls #tmnt polls #a universal collision #a universal collision spoilers #universal collision propaganda #I don't know fam I'm trying to figure this out I'm not good at propaganda lmfao #so please bare with me

[trainwreckweather]

.

#I'm about to talk shit about fam stuff so like is this going to give me bad luck maybe #i try so HARD to be a good person I deserve a little fam gossip/shit talk as a treat ajsjdjdjfjfj okok #i will keep all names out any my older sister is a weirdo narcissist racist (she thinks she's black) #and she scammed my old ass dementia-y gram outta well over 15k and owes everything she knows money #even though she posts all about her scams online and used to sell fake covid cards and flaunts stacks of cash and her posh life in Miami #and she has an open federal case against her #and she feeds all her little sometimes MINOR sisters hard drugs and alcohol #i am saying all of this to make what I am about to say seems way less shitty bc I don't usually make fun of people doing things they enjoy #but uh anyway! she goes to the 'stu'to record songs for her 'rap' career and #and #LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO WAIT LMFAO YOU COULD NOT PAY ME ENOUGH #YOU COULD NOT PAY ME E-FUCKING-NOUGH TO POST ANY OF HER SONGS #SHE THINKS THEY'RE GOOD TOO #EVEN WITH THE HELP OF THE AUTO WHATEVER THE FUCK OH NO OH GOD NO #SHE PUTS THAT SHIT ON HER STORY TOO LIKE OH MY GOD PLS I GET SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT SO HARD #i want so badly to like... share a clip to prove I'm noy being dramatic but I won't go that far #please just believe me when I say it sounds like a kids bop rapper was given a mic unsupervised and told they could swear #and maybe say some slurs #as a treat #ok that's all I needed to do it #I'll once again return to my godly non-judgment human activities ajsjdjfnfjdjd

[mayflyuniverse]

afternoon to anyone on my dash atm! 

did my yoga, had some homemade smoothie and ate light lunch so i’m ready to tackle the day! I’m excited to get some work done also i’m going out with my siblings for a movie later. It’s a documentary movie about one of the bands we’re into right now so i’m doubly excited about that! Gonna doll myself up and put on some nails even hehe. 

Hope everyone’s having a good day on their end..! Please don’t forget to hydrate. it’s been super cold but also humid with all this sun and rain. ✨

#mayflybuzz #for every off day a good day will sure to follow #ok more like i managed to call impromptu with waifu and that sorts everything right back up lmfao #i'm a simple creature #give me my friends ; fam; good food and time to create and i'm a happy camper

[twogyuu]

seventeen for the holidays

pairing: svt x reader (?) (me tbh lmfao)

synopsis: would my family approve of svt if i brought them home for the holidays?

a/n: delulu hours open 24 hours today!!!! ✨

'tis the season to be lonely and single for the holidays once again, so i wrote this for shits and giggles. mostly pertains to my family dynamics (both nuclear and extended). completely self-indulgent. don't take anything seriously please! will likely delete later lol. im embarrassed fjksdlfj

. . . .

seungcheol:

imma be honest - i think my mom would be a smidge SUS of him at first, but eventually warm up to him. a little too good to be true (i mean aren't they all LOL), a little too pretty yet somehow handsome, very cordial, a little too clingy when she knows i don't like clingy- it doesn't make sense, but when she sees him taking care of me and getting along with everyone else, she'll approve. the asian aunties would be ALL OVER him fr fr. my uncles would think he's a respectful young man and give the approving nods/grunts. my cousins would think he's cool. all around, just a great guy 💓

. . . .

jeonghan:

confused - that's it. everyone would be confused. lots of questions about how we met would be asked before giving approval (or the lack thereof). as beautiful as he is, jeonghan isn't the type i usually go for. he'd just be so left field lol.

. . . .

joshua:

model boyfriend™️ - probably would wonder if i ordered him some underground ai manufacturer until he's hanging out with younger cousins and starts doing his 'love shot' grandpa dancing during karaoke with my drunk younger auntie.

. . . .

jun:

yes - what more do i need to say? he's like what they said in 'goldilocks and the three bears': just right 💙

. . . .

soonyoung:

he is very shy around people he doesn't know, so at least for the first few hours of the gathering, i'd expect him to be kinda bashful but so fucking endearingly so. i think people would ADORE him though, especially my older aunties. my uncles might be a little off-put and brush him off. my cousins would be confused, but maybe less so than jeonghan. they'd all be fooled into thinking he's some sweet boy my straightforward ass coerced into a relationship 😭 my mom might be a little questioning at first because he's so shy and got that kinda corny and innocent/childish feel to him, but ultimately decide he's a nice boy and approve 🫶🏻 honestly the only member of bias line i think she'd approve of- by the end of gathering, everyone will be wondering why my cousin's two-year-old is crawling around growling, holding her hands out like she's a tiger.

. . . .

wonwoo:

in some ways, i feel like wonwoo is the type of guy my entire family would expect me to date. he has that black cat energy that matches my own, also a very mature, polite, serious, quiet confidence kind of presentation (not that he is or isn't - but the he carries himself if that makes sense), they think i'm into. not that it's a bad thing - he's just not . . . my type??? they don't know i don't go for guys like this dkfjslkdf so if i did bring him home, no one would be fazed at all.

. . . .

jihoon:

scared af - does he like us? does he hate us? the world will never know until he releases a diss track about this holiday party-. would be considered tall in my family and fit in just right :D

. . . .

minghao:

HONESTLY ID LOVE TO BRING HIM TO A FAMILY GATHERING HAHAHAHA. ppl need a slice of his sassiness and judgment - looking at you cranky aunties, uncles, and cousins who keep trying to hook me up with your distant nephews/cousins 🥲

. . . .

seokmin:

1000000% - a perfect blend of sugar, spice, and everything nice. the fam would LOVE this man to pieces, except maybe my mom - she'd be hard to crack because that's just her personality, but i think seokmin can do it. as long as we keep the alcohol away-💀

. . . .

mingyu:

mingyu? with me? wwwwhhhhhaaatttt???? HAHAHAHA THIS MUST BE A JOKE - SAY SIKE RN AND TELL US YOU'RE FAKE DATING. impossible. most of my aunties would be too enamored by his handsomeness and boyish charms. would do the classic toxic auntie, "he's too handsome for you" and "y'all don't match" comments :') on the contrary, my mom and brothers would be extra SUS of him. might whisper to me that he's a red flag and warned me about boys like this lmfao because he's sugaring up the aunties a little too much to be normal (but he's just being mingyu really) and show him the door when we get home LOL.

. . . .

seungkwan:

most definitely!!! 🥰 equally sassy - would wonder how we haven't bickered/bantered the roof off the house yet, but they love him anyways.

. . . .

vernon:

it makes sense, but it also doesn't. iykyk 👁️👄👁️

. . . .

chan:

i'm the most undecided on him 🤔 on one hand, he's such a grandma's boy, i feel like my family would love him. on the other hand, it also depends on his mood, what he wears, if he's feeling his inner pi cheol in - so many factors to consider . . .

#twogyuu:strugglin' #seventeen x reader #seventeen scenarios #seventeen headcanons

[oceanlipgloss]

21.12.2023

Just downloaded What in “Hell” is Bad lol this post is going to sort of be a live 'diary entry' for me to commemorate the memory so it will be looong (edit: and unhinged, too, apparently, no thanks to Satan)

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Intro: shut up how cute is this little red marshmallow his hands look like small cocktail sausages

Update I: what the fuck this is so weird I like it

Update II: ayeeee hell yeah it's fate

Update III: nah man I'm fucking dying lmaooo

Update IV: HE'S REALLY HOT. Kinda bananas, but hot. Grabbing her cheeks sounds painful though, ngl

Anyways I smell a fanfic on the way already just lemme delve deeper into the story and get to know him better first

Update V: the angels aren't angelic at all, but okay the fuck was that, Gabriel

Update VI: bro why is everyone kissing her this is wilddddd lmao this mc is either going to be 'keep your hands off me' all the time or 'put your hands on me' all the time, no in-between

Update VII: romance at its finest

Update VIII: come again? reminds me of the guests in mystic messenger

Update IX: *smashes keyboard* sjnshfswpsjs that was SO HOT

Update X: LMFAO DUDE WHAT AN MC now please screw like there's no tomorrow

Update XI: OMFG IT'S HAPPENINGGG no the food came way too early and even though it's weird asf that they went at it so soon you will NOT catch me complaining. I love this man already and I love how they're influencing each other's emotions.

Why are his horns nutting too tho (day 2, edit 1: I get it now. Also, who knew Minhyeok would also have a horn? Iswtg man lmao)

Update XII: demon semen is the wae.

Like are you seriously telling me that every time she needs to breathe properly, a demon—which I'm sure won't always be Satan from the looks of it—has to screw her brains out? Fr fr?

You mean to say that devil nut is 'energy,' aka the key to keeping her alive in Hell, and that she's gonna somehow end up going to the other six kingdoms and getting six more different varieties of devil dick to stay alive? ROFL

And since Solomon came up with that concept to begin with, that means he's also fucked demons left and right. Time to go touch some grass this is so messed up that I like it just for that despite the discomfort. I really love the darkly realistic take on it lol

d2, e2: so apparently, getting railed isn't always the answer, because the method that was used with Minhyeok also works. Does that mean no more sex with Satan? YOUR HONOR I CANNOT ACCEPT THAT

But! Something tells me it's wrong to predict that MC won't get laid by someone else

Update XIII: thanks fam

Update XIV: babyyy

Oh God, at this rate perhaps I'll make more live updates to keep on my blog and laugh at later. This game is wild and funny but those sentence structures, word choices and grammar mistakes are sucking at my brain

Also, do you ever just see/meet a character and know that they're THE one in the game you're playing or whatever it is you're watching/reading even before the others are introduced? Because as far as I know, this feels like one of those situations. Satan is a fine, fine man, man. Let me get that masterlist ready

And! I wanted to say this but ended up babbling and dying and forgetting, but I really appreciate the fact that Satan is attracted to MC not because of her relation to Solomon but because of her freaky tendencies how she was watching unholy stuff when they first met. It's comforting that he likes her for her. I LOVE HIM

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d2e3: BRUH NOOOO I'M ALREADY STUCK lmao

And I can tell I won't have luck pulling cards in this game, but I won't give up just yet. I will upgrade the hell out of my Satan card and pray to get a good card on free daily pulls (but catch me spending my keys for an event with a great Satan card after I figure out how easy/hard it is to get keys)

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23.12.2023: gave up on the Play Store version and downloaded the EROLABS one instead. I don't see any difference so far, but reading Satan's H scene again from the start was a pleasure really nice lol

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad #what in hell is bad diaries

[cinamun]

Hey anon again that asked about the age of Bishop. I must confess there is something about him, I can’t quite put my finger on it but I like him. Maybe perhaps he can be redeemed??? Please don’t chew me up too bad guys.

LMFAO listen friend, as a member of the Ratchet Readers™ you are protected under Chapter 7, Article 779311 which states "No member shall get they ass whooped for an opinion"

Listen....

he's easy on the eyes, very much a bad boy and who DOESN'T love a good villian??? The problem is he is a demon. Can a demon be redeemed? I don't know, I doubt it, prolly not. That's above my pay grade fam...

Have you read his full background tho? Because you might want him dead after you do, is all I'm saying. The line is LONGGGGGGG lol

#go on ahead and read the entire Blackburn saga fam #because chile.... #story stuff

[moe-broey]

AUTISM JUMPSCARE!!!!

I'm just feeling especially normal about the Askr siblings and I have one million notes on my cell phone that were never intended to see the light of day but. If you. Wanna indulge me.

^ snippets from a scrapped Hel Sharena AU, not really a fic just figuring out scenes (meant to be a comic). Context is a near death experience (she fucking kilt him almost) and girlbossery I guess (ready to kill her herself but also understanding of the self and the pain and various other horrors and ultimately finding a little kindness for yourself even just a smidge.)

^ Broken ass family.

^ Some misc ones.

There were two more I was gonna include but I felt they got too personal for me LMFAO, but the main takeaway from them is:

> Alfonse is a funny little man who's full of contradictions. Yeah yeah he's super cautious and has extreme difficulty letting people in. But he will speak freely and openly to anyone who will listen. He trusts his allies wholeheartedly (esp drives me insane How he does this, in a strictly practical way). He's just... so earnest. Try as he might to distance himself and remain guarded, his earnesty tends to seep through. (And hell if we're talking contradictions, not even mentioned in this particular note but about a thousand others of mine LMFAO I believe Alfonse is a very emotional character. Like. His emotions DO tend to be a driving force for him. Unfortunately he is also his father's son. Jokes aside though, he does naturally have a very pragmatic personality to him too!)

> Something something there's something uniquely isolating about being friends w your sibling's friends bc you know they would simply never know you otherwise were it not for your older sibling(s). Sharena is here because Alfonse is. I'm here because my sisters are. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, it just leads to some strange grey areas and never really knowing where you stand sometimes.

These two did go hand in hand, just. Removing the context makes them seem unrelated LMFAO oh well!!!!

Anyways. Autism moment over it's so fucking late dude. It's almost 4 I gotta be up by 8 LMFAOOOOOOO GIRL HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😔😔😔😔

#fire emblem #feh #wwhy doenst my job understamt. i need to be autistic about characters or i WILL explode into one million pieces. to dust. ect. #i'm also just. well you know. the horrors. it's always the fucking horrors around here stg. #nah but like i'm good. just. experiencing things. family. ect ect. no more comments on that! #fe alfonse #sharena #ok to rb btw like yeah there are personal tidbits but i did my best ro share as much as i'm comfortable w #and really i just wanted to share like. all the intricate dynamics that live in my head. #i think the askr fam is really compelling. and this is just the main ones (offshoot would def include lif) #i have a lot of thoughts about him too but they usually end up goofy LMFAO. #sorry for making the serious sad n angry death man silly. as if it's my fault it's a healing experience. #but for this post in particular i really wanted to focus on alfonse n sharena. #i feel like. they have fucking intricacies man. by themselves and together.

[toomuchracket]

if d word girlie got pregnant in august (?) does that mean she had the baby during tour? since it wraps sometime next year. or do you think right after tour wraps? i’m so obsessed with the thought of the guys (and mrs. mac) of course checking up in her (especially in the later months of her pregnancy when she can no longer fly out to shows.) and maybe mrs. mac visiting her after labor.

bonus thought, but wondering how d word girlie/matty would tell the band she’s pregnant while they’re on tour, and how they would balance doctor’s appointments (and mattys reacting to the first sonogram.)

mathematically, baby would be due at the beginning of may, so a month and a bit after tour ends! which is good, because it gives you and matty time to nest a lil before she gets here; well, matty, because you'd definitely stay at home after the uk leg of tour and just rely on your fam and his fam and carly and mrs mac (and charli, if she's around) and your friends to keep an eye on you. he's reluctant to leave you, but it's only for a few weeks, and things are going well with you and baba - he's constantly calling you, mind, just to be sure you're alright. but he's SO excited to be a dad, it's quite adorable. and the boys are all excited for you too! george especially keeps a really close eye on you during the final section of tour you're allowed to be on, i think - he's very protective and supportive of matty, and that extends to him being hell-bent on protecting and supporting matty's family (who are basically also his family) too :(( and i think g is also very good at stopping matty from being too overbearing with you while he's trying to make sure you're comfy and safe, which you're very grateful for. mrs mac also, like you said, checks in on you all the time; she's been through it all before, having babies, so she and carly are really wonderful people to have around to keep you sane lmao. and their babies are just the sweetest, so hyped to meet their baby cousin, constantly hugging you and drawing you pictures and sharing sweets with you "to feed the baby!" lmfao.

in terms of telling everyone... maybe you organise a big dinner one night for all the crew and the band and whatnot, and that's when you tell them! actually, i think you have to tell george before that - he's the only one in the band who doesn't know (but he doesn't know that), and you tell him over brunch one morning and get emo at the way he and matty hug and cry to each other lmao. i also reckon you tell your families before the crew find out - maybe you fly them out for the shows in nyc and tell them over dinner, too? but yeah. everyone's really happy for you, which is sweet. and re. doctor's appointments... idk how it works, given your gp's on a whole other continent at the start of the pregnancy, but i'm convinced matty would without question or complaint take red eye flights back to london with you for checkups when you're due them - he would also without doubt cry his eyes out at the scans and getting to hear the heartbeat, and proper squeeze and kiss your hand like "that's our baby, sweetheart", and tell you he loves you like every 5 seconds lol. it's a lot, but it's all very sweet <3

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty #literal d word

[achillean-knight]

I mean, they probably haven't talked in decades-

I wouldn't blame Jeremy for forgetting-

I mean, sometimes I forget the relatives I saw from last summer break and the only way I remember them is if we call or my family talks about them a lot.

LITTLE LATE TO THIS, MAH BAD (Context post is here I believe!)

BUT YEAH! They for sure didn't talk for decades LOL My idea was around 87... Jeremy is like, 18? maybe 19 when he gets a job at Fazbears (Night guard duty in FNAF 2 ofc), and after the whole incident and bite-- admittedly idk how your brain would function with such a horrid incident khghdfjdf He has memory issues. REALLLY bad memory issues. Jeremy, due to this, tells Mike that there's a chance he could forget about him, and gives him one of his dog tags, so atleast a part of him can be with him wherever he goes. THEEEENNNNNNNNNNN Mike bides by that wish and decides not contact Jeremy, then simply vanishes after Sister Location shenanigans SOO YEAH THEY HAVEN'T TALKED OR A WHILE LMAO A good like-- maybe 40 years? LMFAO IF SB IS SET IN THE 2020's AND LATER JKSHGHSD

But I figured out that solution to recognising Mike would be the dog tags that I added in Jeremy's design. I still dunno why I added them, I just think they're neat :3 It'd make more sense to recognise one of your items worn by some stranger then an accent bc who knows how many British families have moved into Hurricane Utah and out in the span of 40 years lol

Nonetheless, thats just what I'm thinkin' tbh! SORRY THIS IS LONG IDK WHY I WENT ON A TANGANT LMAO But yeah-- thats sorta my reasoning. ALSO YEAH I GET THAT! Surprisingly, I remember my fam exceedingly well.... mostly bc we're a very small family, so recognising them by voice and face is pretty easy for me!

#anon ask #thanks for the ask!

[daegorth]

I just watched Leo's interview and my face hurts from smiling so much. It was so so good!!!

The questions were different from the same same he almost always gets, he was smiling and laughing and joking around.

He got to talk about his kids and Anto, and I always love the look on his face when he does!!!

The interviewer, Migue was amazing. Kind of swinging between sincere and like... affectionately teasing? I mean, he told him to his face that his leg tattoo are kinda shit lmao And Leo's response of thrashtalking back made me die laughing. Leo rlly went 'I didn't want to tell you but yours are also really bad man, horrible' 😭😭😭 like, my man felt a bit of outrage there.

That part where Leo said that he and Anto want a daughter 😍😍😍 and then Migue tells him that the gender of the child depends on d*ck size lmao😭😭😭 big d*ck equals boys💀💀💀💀

I also laughed like an idiot every time Migue took pot shots at p*g like saying that he was a fan before Leo went there and now he doesn't want to have anything to do with it and is ready to fistfight the entire club. And then cutting himself off to argue with the producers and telling them that that part of the interview was gonna stay in, while Leo smiles all awkwardly 🤣🤣🤣

And... that last question... Where Leo looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment...

Did I get it right that he was asking about the viral images of him in the Miami kit where his *ahem* endowments were kind of very very obvious? Lmfao, Leo knew where he was going with that as well and started hiding his face😭😭😭

And in the end he lets the intrusive thoughts win and he asks him for a kiss on the mouth💀😭💀😭

Nah, fam I'm gonna keep this interview on tap for the next time I feel down, because that felt like a shot of pure, unadulterated joy.

#leo messi #migue granados #interview #I'm gonna go watch Migue's interview about this interview as well #to see if i can sqeeze out some behind the scenes content #I'm so happy and giggly rn