#i'll be happy to change anything

[starpirateee]

WAITWAITWAITWAIT YKNOW HOW SPANKOFFSKI IS A POLISH NAME

PETE OR TED OR MAYBE BOTH SPEAKING POLISH AND CONFUSING THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM

JUST LIKE, THEY HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION OVER THE PHONE THEY DONT WANT OTHERS TO HEAR SO SPEAK IN POLISH TO EACH OTHER AND WHEN TEHY HANG UP EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??????

god im insane about themmmmmm

Anon this is really funny in concept, the size of your mind is insane && I just hope I can do it vague justice

The major problem for Ted on most days was that his phone tended to ring in the most inconvenient of places, at the most inconvenient of times. another major problem was that he often got so engrossed in… Whatever he was doing in the office that he forgot that he and Pete ran on completely different schedules, because his brother was still three months from graduating high school.

He'd been bunking off for the past half hour, and had been talking to Charlotte in the break room, trying to work out when a good time to see her again would be. Everyone who knew them tended to avoid the fact that she was blatantly using him as a fallback option because her husband couldn't— or wouldn't— give her what she wanted. People like Paul and Bill tended to ignore it, only because Sam was doing the same thing across town, with one of the Beanies' baristas, and one of his coworkers… Never at the same time, mind, but Zoey Chambers seemed rather unapologetic about it, so Paul and Bill had managed to work it out as fact.

Still, it was weird to see Charlotte with Ted. Because, at the right angle, it almost looked like Ted genuinely cared about her, and wanted to keep doing what they did to get her away from the thought of her husband for a while. That, of course, had seemed like enough total bullshit that nobody bought it, but they left the two of them to their well needed privacy when it came down to it. Only two people knew they were spot on with near enough everything they speculated about.

Ted leaned against the water cooler, sporting a little more confidence than would surely be allowed in a situation like this. Charlotte wasn't having a terrible day, and that meant it was that little bit easier to talk to her. Less Sam to think about… How did that bastard end up with a woman like her? And why was it that her situation was that bad that he was an upgrade for her?

He was going to think about an answer to that question, but his phone started ringing in his back pocket, vibrating way too dramatically against the cooler.

"Jesus christ-" He stood up a little straighter, pulling his phone out of his pocket. "Sorry, Charlotte. One sec, I swear- hello?"

"Hey, Ted."

That was a voice he'd recognise from anywhere. Pete, once again working off his own time and perhaps completely overlooking the fact that Ted still had an hour at work.

For the sake of clarity, Pete checked his watch and drew the realisation that the holidays were over last week, and Ted was back on office hours. His brow creased, hoping he wasn't interrupting anything then realising there wasn't really anything to interrupt in his brother's work life. "This a bad time?"

"Oh, hey, Pete. No, you're good, I wasn't doing anything anyway…" Ted went straight back to lounging, aware that Charlotte was now trying not to eavesdrop but didn't really have anything better to do. "What's up?"

Pete chuckled. "C'mon, when are you ever doing anything? You don't do shit! Especially not at work!"

"Hey! I do shit! I get paid to do shit, don't I?"

"… Do you even know what department you work in?"

It was a genuine question, and would've accounted for Ted's genuine laziness and reluctance to do any of the actual work he was sent… If Ted hadn't prepared for this exact eventuality several months ago. He'd made sure to pay enough attention in a Monday meeting to at least account for what depeatment he worked in, and what that department pretty much required him to do. He didn't have to work constantly anyway, and that was the best part. His main job was just… fixing the problems everyone else had, when they had them.

"Sure I do. Tech support!" He imagined the defeated expression that flashed across his brother's face, and laughed to himself. There were too many people around him to make the point he was going to make next without getting mobbed, so he leaned in a little closer to the phone, a smirk playing on his lips, and muttered, "Czuję się, jakbym był jedynym idiotą, który faktycznie się zakwalifikował… (I feel like I'm the only idiot who's actually qualified…)"

That prompted an unexpected laugh out of Pete, who was clearly around other people too, because he tried to cover it up. "To wiele mówi (that says a lot.)" He returned once he'd stopped laughing. The two of them had stopped questioning the other's occasional slip into their own version of mostly fluent Polish. They used it to their advantage, to have private conversations in public, or sometimes in reverse when they were around the Polish side of their family. More things could be said if there was the added bonus of nobody overhearing, and that way of thinking had helped Pete out on a few occasions.

Ted cracked a smile. "Ty jesteś gówniarz- (you're a little shit)" He managed to bring himself back into the conversation they were supposed to be having, before he and Pete managed to lose it like they always did, lost in the jesting and the back and forth that just seemed to get better with every phonecall they had. "You didn't call to insult my supposed lack of work, did you? What's up?"

"Can I drop by the office and pick up your keys? I must've left mine on my desk this morning… Took me till third period to realise they weren't in my pocket…" Pete turned from the phone to mutter something- a goodbye, perhaps- towards someone else, and Ted found it vaguely amusing that Pete had retaliated to his complaint when he was with friends.

"You left after me this morning…"

"The front door locks itself, don't worry about it."

Ted faltered, and then nodded. He'd figured that by accident once when he accidentally locked himself out after forgetting his own keys, and he had to wait in the foyer for half an hour like an absolute fool for Pete to show up after his study session. "Fine. You know where the back entrance is, don't you? My car's parked out there, you should recognise it."

"That hunk of shit? I'd recognise it anywhere,"

"Do not slander my car!"

"C'mon, Ted, you've had it like, twenty years! And it hasn't gotten any better in all that time…"

He was going to ignore for now the seemingly increasing pile of problems that it seemed to have every year. Wings that needed replacing because they'd rusted so hard last year, numerous little engine faults… And the suspension was probably shot after all these years… It was a hunk of shit, sure, but it was _his_hunk of shit. "You just wait till you get your own hunk of shit, we'll see who's laughing then!"

"I'm- I'm getting close, I can see your car. Thanks for this, by the way…"

"Yeah yeah, don't mention it, Pete. You better not lose 'em on your way home, I know what you're like…"

"Dupek. (Asshole)"

"Tak, też Cię kocham… (Yeah, I love you too)" Ted chuckled before Pete hung up on him with a scoff. He rolled back his shoulders and stood up from the water cooler. Charlotte tilted her head, and it dawned on him that she'd probably heard all of that. He shrugged. "My brother. Useless bastard left his keys in the apartment… Hold on just a moment." He flashed her a quick smile and sauntered out of the break room towards the lift at the back of the office. Charlotte didn't have the time nor the space to question the constant little jumps in language that may well have happened on both ends, because Ted was gone before she had the chance to think about it at all.

#starkid #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #void offering #star mail #nova's tags → #i love the idea of ted hiding the fact hes a massive sap by only being a massive sap in polish #like damn that man really will never tell anyone he loves his brother but his brother huh #king of showing affection tbh #btw feel free to correct me on the language if i got anything wrong #i'll be happy to change anything #i'm not a polish speaker and i did use google translate #you know how it is

[sylvieserene]

Fixing history using the power of editing and my editing skills!!

For today we have, New Titans (1980) Issue #100

✨ Wedding Special ✨

@robstarblog @robstaryeah pinging yall just in case so that this doesn't get lost in oblivion (It'd be painful since I worked 5 hours non stop on it lol)

I think the most time was taken by the final panel and adding in the finishing touches since I pretty much had to change everything to the pixel level, quite literally lol (I'm serious, I did)

Welp I hope the results were worth it! And with that, another one gets a good ending!!

I kinda didn't add sleeves in the first two panels of the final page because it didn't look good and looked janky with how I was editing it so yeah please ignore that-

#teen titans #robstar #dick grayson #koriand'r #starfire #dickkory #Changing history #using the power of editing and my own skills! #giving the good ending to characters who truly deserve it #it took me 5 hours to complete all the editing to the miniscule level #i paid attention to every detail to match each panel #it took a lot of effort but it was worth it!! #but damn man there have been so little dickkory content that I really had to search hard to get myself a suitable pic to edit out of #we have a lot barbara content with dick but barely much with Kori honestly #anw hope this is nice #self editing #also #Donot remove my watermark while reposting otherwise I'll consider it as stealing >:( #dont steal #that damn priest took so much time to edit like holy cow #I really went above and beyond to get all the details right and consistent throughout #I let my perfectionist nature manifest #but yea #now Dick and Kori can have an uninterrupted happy wedding <3 #im so happy #I may try another one of these fixie thingies if I find anything^^ #this was really fun to work on #i fixed canon #but fuck the actual canon #cuz most comic writers cant even do just one job right

[kastillia]

my alphabetical list is complete

#persona #fire emblem #fe3h #ace attorney #god eater 3 #my art #i am not...tagging everyone #nor am i linking everyone lol sorry #just scroll if you're curious it's not like i really post anything besides art anyway #just to clarify this is an alphabetical list of characters that *i enjoy* #i am aware other characters that begin with the same letter/s exist #alright so what have we learned #that i have a few select interests that have not changed in years #maybe that will change; maybe not - we'll see #and now i'm back to not knowing what to draw... #a couple of these weren't my first choices though so maybe i'll go and revisit the ones i scrapped #thanks for joining me on this little experiment and welcome to everyone who stumbled in partway through #i appreciate y'all #happy easter

[funkily]

my secret september gift for @vesta-vega !! i think im late SORRY .

i hope you like it !! i saw you liked codvengers so i drew the dungeon gang ^_^

#i cant believe its done LMAO #this took so incredibly long but im actually pretty happy with the results #if u want anything changed lmk i'll do my best :DD #empires smp #smallishbeans #pixlriffs #solidaritygaming #ldshadowlady #ok im not happy enough to tag it TOO much #funkart

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

you know if we do accept the last epilogue-esque sequence as a sort of dream/wish of ted's and therefore not necessarily canon, very funny if we then simply go "yeah, trent's book is called 'the lasso way' actually. he didn't change that. nope."

#listen on one hand #i think that like #i don't think ted actually changed trent's mind about the title #i think trent changed it because ted asked him to #and like that's especially interesting bc he even made a point of being like #'tell me if you disagree with anything and i'll tell you why you're wrong' #but he respects ted; more than that he likes him and he wants him to like the book--like him #anyone else and trent would have told them to fuck off but ted? ted asking him to change the title? yeah #i think he didn't agree with 'it not being about him'--and not bc of any feelings he may have for ted--but if we accept that him changing #the title is canon then like. he did it because ted asked. nothing more nothing less #maybe he felt he owed it to ted as the subject of the book; maybe he just respected him too much not to #maybe it's partially bc of his feelings; maybe it's because he just couldn't say no to ted #but it's ultimately just. because ted asked him. #and trent respects him; trusts him; cares about him #and that's pretty heartwrenching #but like on the other hand if we say 'no that was ted's wishufl thinking trent definitely went 'sorry ted it's called the lasso way'' #also like.... him being like. like quietly not changing it and if ted said something him just. being like #ted. i respect you. i care about you. i trust you. but with all due respect absolutely not #yes it isn't ONLY about you but YOU made this happen. YOU are special and YOU have a place here whether you can stay forever or not #yes it's about the team and the coaches yes you aren't a one man band but ted. TED. you touched lives. you changed lives. and that was YOU. #that was you and your philosophy and your attitude. #you made richmond what it is today. yes the team deserve credit too for the kind of bond they have now but YOU facilitated that #none of the coaches currently here woudl be coaches if not for you. the diamond dogs wouldn't exist. literally every single one #of our friends--OUR friends--wouldn't be where they are and probably wouldn't be as happy #you got through to people over and over again who were hurting and lashing out. to rebecca. to roy. to jamie. to nate. to me. #and you can be humble but there's being humble and there's acting like you don't matter to any of us like you didn't have an impact #like you can just leave without a trace. we don't blame you for leaving--i especially don't--but acting like we won't miss you and like #your time with all of us--our time--meant nothing is more insulting than it is humble because we /love you/ #and yes. it was the goddamn lasso way that built this place #this community.

[comic-sans-chan]

The thing is, I don't actually blame Aziraphale for thinking Crowley would want to become an angel again. At all. Crowley has been a miserable grumpy bitch on a consistent basis for thousands of years, and when was the last time Aziraphale saw him truly happy and unburdened? When he was an angel creating nebulas. I really think a big part of the problem here is, ironically, that he misses seeing Crowley openly and fearlessly happy, and he doesn't realize that the only thing that could really make Crowley happy like that again is... him.

#my posts #good omens #go #ineffable husbands #spoilers #typing on my phone is a nightmare but #I see a lot of people pissed with Aziraphale and I'm just not #I get it #I get both their perspectives #although I do think Aziraphale is hanging onto a fantasy - he's constructed that fantasy with the best of intentions #I don't think he wants Crowley to change who he is or anything. He wants what he's wanted for centuries-- #for earth and crowley to be safe and happy #Idk maybe I'll feel differently after my second and third rewatches lol #but come on. No one knows Crowley as well as Aziraphale. And Crowley is fucked up about what God did to him #it still haunts him and Aziraphale knows that #It's just that Crowley has accepted and embraced the fact he'll never get answers and Aziraphale has not #Aziraphale has no faith in Heaven but he has faith in God. And I need season 3 right now immediately in my mouth #good omens 2

[holycafe]

felt like drawing the boy after reading the first issue of Superboy: Man of Tomorrow. So here he is. A redraw of his 501 Adventures of Superman cover

#kon el #superboy #conner kent #superfamily #superfam #superpunk #dc #fanart #cafe sketches #young justice #yj98 #kontent #this is possibly more of a wip? i wanted to detail more but now i'm ill so i decided i'm happy w/ it. idk if i'll changed anything later

[account-name]

had a bit of free time for once and thought it might be fun to try and render one of my doodles digitally. somehow that turned into me completely redrawing most of it whoops. anyway here's phoney

original under the cut:

#i did change my design of him slightly #mostly adjusted the color palate because he was too ourple #i needed him to be bluer to match his ucn icon #i'm pretty happy with the result #it's also been over 3 months since i've touched digital art #so it's good to know i haven't completely forgotten how to draw #this was fun so hopefully i'll try to find time for digital art more often #i didn't mean to quit or anything i just got busy with work #fnaf #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's fanart #phone guy #aacart

[white-bow-tie]

So many cats died in my life in past 5 years it's uncomfortable

I'm starting to think my family got cursed lol...

I just hope Oscar would be fine.

#bc if not I'll kill myse #it's hard for me to live without a cat #i can't tell why exactly #but taking another one like i just did feels #fucked up? a bit? #i just want little guys to be happy.... #and fucking alive #god i hate myself even though it's not like i could change anything

[drawnaghht]

february Usagi Chronicles shot study from the end of ep 2, because I haven't been working on it but definitely would like to continue it one day (I just find the shot choices in this show very fun)

#this is so old but i'll get back to it one day #would like to do another shot one day tbh #usagi chronicles #srtuc #srtuc Gen #yuichi usagi #srtuc Kitsune #srtuc Chizu #aghhtdraws #drawnaghht #animation shot study #fananimation #it's not a reanimate bc I didn't really change anything I'm just studying the subtle movements and bigger movements here #anyway; old art from february but this made me happy and excited to work on something animated so up it goes again #not sure if I posted more or not tbh #Youtube

[automatonknight]

*stumbles out of the video game covered in blood* have you guys heard of sigcorp

#THOSE GAMES ARE FUCKING CRAZY GOOD #i just finished fp and WWWOOOOWWWWW #ok. spoilers below so watch outtt!!!! although all very vague #i feel like i'm going to blow upppppp. what an experience!!! #this was so fucking good. i love you faye let's go girl #ttm was AMAZING TOO. i like them both equally. maybe ttm a teeny tiny bit more but that's just because it's about going!! to space kind of #i'm EXCITED and also SCARED for impostor fac//ory aaahh #those games have EVEYRHTING...they're funny they're sad. they can pull of anything!!! #the tonal changes are like slaps to the face and i mean it in the best way possible! so so fucking good good lird #neillll what are you up to you horrible little man....... #if faye actually appears in the next game i'm going to blow up i'll be so happy #anyways haha how are you guys doingggg. i'm so normal #seriously if you have a way please please please check out those games do it for me. do it for the funny robot knight in your computer ok?

[taegularities]

hope you're all liking the epilogue and that you enjoyed the whole series in general. thank you for giving it so much love and support. can't wait to share more 🤍

#i'll be completely honest #you guys n the love you give are the reason why i'm still here #bc there are days and weeks when i.... don'tenjoytumblranymore #it's not bc of interaction or anything bc my god you guys talk to me so much ily :( #but tumblr has changed... the bts fandom has changed. the dash is literally EMPTY #it feels so different from when i joined back early 2021... everyone was so happy and loud back then #and so enthusiastic about writing too... like i still fkn love writing all i write #but the level of excitement about writing has changed.. it's why i try to take it slower these days #my god i used to have a schedule lmao could never today 💀 #but yeah idk... sometimes im like... this isn't fun anymore and maybe it's time to give up #but that's exactly when y'all come thru and say something SUPER SWEET and i'm like.. wait ykw #i love this space.. it's still comfort and warmth #so yeah thank you for giving me hope and keeping me here you mean so much to me #the platform changes and sucks sometimes but you guys remain here and are as fucking kind as ever and #make this little community irreplaceable #i love you #and yeah. i just needed to get this off my chest bc it has been on my mind for rlly long #especially since those community labels butchered and changed interaction :/ like i just know the c&f family could've been #a lot bigger if not for the label on pt1.. could've really been one of the biggest stories around here but lol it is what it is !! the love #is overwhelming as it is so thank you <3 #okay that's way too long pls ignore me bye #tdl???

[curious-chaosmagiic]

having a place on my altar for Eos has really shifted the vibes of my room?? it feels so strange now it's unreal but in a good way

like i can't describe it other than different???

like when you change the lighting colour in a room and it changes the vibes even tho nothing else changed

#🧿rambles #witch #witchcraft #pagan #🌅eos #eos goddess of dawn #lady eos #i've not interacted with her #that i'm aware of #but tithonus loved that i added something for her #he was very happy #so i imagine the change in energy was him #or maybe even her and i can't tell #i haven't really been paying attention to my surroundings admittedly #i zoned out hard #i'll update if anything changes #or i figure it out #lol

[todayisafridaynight]

a part of me is really excited for kiwami 3 but the other is kind of upset since it’s probably the last time we’ll ever see new content of mine if they even add anything new

im of the personal opinion that it's best to not let a character overstay their welcome lest they morph into some tomtittery

#snap chats #tbh thats not really an issue with rgg. i dont think. but i have clams for brains so idk #EITHER WAY whenever- IF ever yk3 comes out- ill be happy #i need mine in hd ..... i looked at my hijikata caps again and cntracted covid #again if they chance his color pallet ill be so pissed 'snap its not that deep' TO ME. IT IS TO ME #'YK3 might happen' no fear 'they might change mines palette' one intense fear #but yeah if they add ANYTHING with mine i'll think thats cool :) i'm expecting them to not tbh so if they do YAY

[dynmghts]

katsuki stretches with a huff as he walks through the doors of an agency he's been assigned a team-up mission with . his teachers hadn't told him much , besides being paired up with someone who was from a different school , and that it was a challenge to cooperate with different unknowns . he glances around ... [ and grimaces a bit , seeing different memorabilia plastered on nearly every surface he could see . ] ... before taking up a seat nearby . upon notifying the agency of his arrival , he leans into one hand with elbow on the table , waiting .

he hears @aeviare enter before he sees him . crimson lifts from his deadpan stare at the wall to catch a glimpse of the unassuming person he was teaming up with , and his gaze focuses on the other blond that's entered / his hair was certainly more gold than blond , eyes to match . the young bakugou waits until their mutual agency hire introduces them to each other - or , at least , gets them to focus their attention on one another , and leaves with haste to prepare their task .

though his stare is intense and his face remarkably stoic , katsuki keeps his arms crossed firmly across his chest , taking in the details he can about this new person that he was dealing with . between gold hair and gold eyes , clear skin , and unique style of clothing , katsuki determines that he is ... [ certainly different . almost otherworldly , nearly empyrean . ] ... wasn't the kind of guy to piss him off straight away . but the day was young . ❛ katsuki bakugou , ❜ he finally offers , breaking the awkward silence with a margin of courtesy . ❛ if you're not u.a. , where the hell are you from , huh ? ❜ / ❤'d for aether !

#aeviare #💥 ⸍ ii. in character. #💥 ⸍ ii. verse: war-sworn. #/ hey i hope this works for you! #/ lmk if i need to change anything and i'll be more than happy to

[cosmicdreamgrl]

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#it's 4°C tonight and all i can think is tomorrow is exactly 4 years we've been together #sometimes it doesn't feel like that much time has passed and other times like now it does #i met him at such a strange & sorrowful moment in life #if you had told me 8 months later that i'd make the choice to try loving someone again i wouldn't have believed you #yet here i am #and honestly i can't imagine what my life would be like or who i'd be without him #so many of the best parts of me came from finding someone who helped me understand that i wasn't difficult to love/too much or not enough #it hasn't always been easy but if i went back in time? i'd change nothing #i doubt i'll ever be able to fully articulate how i feel in full #but more than anything i wish he was here now so i could actually tell him all these things #and not cry behind my screen as i type this out because i miss him to my core #so yeah happy anniversary in advance to me & happy being alone on yet another one #insert weary sigh here #steph.text