#i would eat that shit up

[daisytrails]

i would like to propose an episode of dirty laundry where the cast is the naddpod crew

#i would eat that shit up #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #brian murphy #emily axford #jake hurwitz #caldwell tanner #dirty laundry #dropout.tv

[aizawas-upper-left-wisdom-tooth]

Isekaied Hero™, breaking down the front doors to the Demon King™'s castle. Their party is right behind them, ready for the fight!

Hero™: "SHOW YOURSELF DEMON KING™!!!"

From out of the shadows a dark, hulking form emerges. The most sexy, rough, badass, daddy material of a demon man comes sauntering forward. His lumbering stature, thick mussels, and dark aura casts an intimidating air about the entire throne room. He reaches out a hand and from the ground, a large blade emerges and slowly, perfectly, raises itself into his awaiting leather clad hand. His grip tightens and his bare forearm bulges with the weight, and yet his test swing is steady and shows no more strain than if he were swinging a branch.

Demon King™: "Hero,"

His voice, a deep and clear purr, reverberates throughout the throne room. It seemingly comes from every direction, and leaves a tingling chill in the air.

"I'm going to enjoy decimating you."

Hero™:

Hero™: *Blushing furiously**high pitched uncontrolled giggling* "he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he~!!!!"

Party Mage™:"H-hero?! Are you alright?"

Hero™:"ye-!" *clears throat* "yeah! Yes! I'm-" *keeps stealing glances at the Demon King™* *their hand comes up around their mouth* "I'm-FINE!"

Hero™'s party:

Demon King™: "?????????"

Hero™: *Blushes harder*

Party Rouge™: "you've got to be shitting me."

Hero™: "I-" *clears throat again* "I- hng..." *covers face fully with the one hand* *shoulders hunch up to their ears*

Mage™: ".....Why aren't you attacking the Demon King, Hero....."

Demon King™: *suspiciously glances at the other inhabitants of the room, his stance loose, but ready for a fight*

Hero™: *Dares another glance at the Demon King*

Demon King™: *is sexy*

Hero™: "yeah.... No, that's not gonna happen."

Rogue™: "BITCH WHY!!!??? JUST KILL HIM!!!"

Hero™: "TO DO THAT WOULD BE AN AFFRONT TO GOD!!"

Rogue™: "ohmygod-"

Hero™: "I AIN'T NO BLASPHEMER!!"

Mage™: "wHAT DO YOU MEAN 'AFFRONT TO GOD'????!!?!?!?"

Hero™: *gestures wildly at the incredibly attractive (and confused) demon man* "LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS MAN IS NOT THE TALL GLASS OF WATER IN THE DESERT THAT IS MY LIFE!!???!?? THAT IS ANY OF OUR LIVES!?!?!?"

Demon King™: *is baffled... Sexily*

Hero™: "I CANT MORALLY KILL THIS MAN!! HE'S CLEARLY THE FINEST WORK OF ART THAT THE CREATOR HAS EVER CREATED!! TO KILL HIM WOULD BE A-A- A SIN!! AND NOT A 'oh, I see you've lied about doing your chores again-' SIN! BUT A 'YOU'VE JUST STABBED GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE' KIND OF SIN!!! I WOULD- I-I-.... NO! no. I won't do it!"

Mage™: "....HES KILLED PEOPLE!!!????! HES PLANNING ON KILLING ALL OF US AND ENSLAVING THE SURVIVORS!?!?!!!!"

Hero™: "yes... But have we considered... He's hot?"

Hero™'s Party: *completely speechless*

Demon King™: *eyes start to squint at the hero, wondering if they are fr*

Hero™: "....Have we considered..... Letting him?"

Rogue™: ".....I'm going to pluck your eyeballs from their sockets and slurp them like jello shots."

#Hero™ is like #If his ass is the last thing i see #it will have been worth it #funny #isekai #writing prompt #idk #i thought of this while doing dishes #hero x villain #hero team #theyer so done with their bullshit #why does no one ever do this? #i would eat that shit up

[becausethathappens]

what I would give to watch rhett describe the plot of saltburn to link, scene by scene

rhett: and then he licks the hole com-pletely clean! link: 😯

#give me a whole series of rhett explaining movies to link #i would eat that shit UP #hot idiots #filth #oh rhett #of COURSE you saw saltburn #.txt

[robyn-118]

Is there a steddie fic where Eddie is super touchy-feely with everyone EXCEPT Steve because he knows once he starts touching him he won't be able to stop

But, poor little touch-starved Steve wonders what he has to do to get Eddie to show him affection like he does everyone else. What did he do wrong? Can he try to get Eddie to touch him like he does everyone else? Why does he want to be touched by Eddie so bad?

#steddie #i would eat that shit up #eddie munson #steve harrington #fic recs welcome #please please please share #😊❤😊❤😊

[not-so-petit-mafia]

It's actually so funny reading the works of an author before watching BSD.

Like the homie that wrote that book I had to read for criminal justice is a purist immortal? Word.

That weird dude who wrote about heartbeats under the floorboard who died of (probably) rabies is a edgy gay man with anxiety and a pet racoon? Cool.

The dude who killed himself is now a womanizing edgelord and in love with his #1 opp in life (other than himself ig)? Real.

#i hope they introduce jane austen soon #i would eat that shit up #need all the old english philosophers too #John Locke and Thomas Hobbes cameo? #yes please #bsd #bungou stray dogs #fyodor dostoevsky #edgar allan poe #dazai osamu

[bagelrites]

I need to draw / write wlw skephalo at some point. Next art I do perhaps....

#I WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP #I will write wlw skephalo someday I swear #it's on the 50 page wip list... #answered ask

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

I wish video games had developer commentary

#i would eat that shit up

[djarinslover]

Saw fnaf and I actually really liked it, thought they did good. That cupcake was fucking feral

#kat shitposts #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #five nights at Freddy’s movie #fnaf movie #I want a sequel already #like if the second was about sister location #i would eat that shit up

[theehorsepusssy]

Halloween Sloppy Joe Pie

#I would eat that shit up #gourmet

[nodudeshutup]

i have been writing so many history papers lately that i almost went to add a footnote to the fanfiction I'm writing

#text post #honestly we should start doing that #just go ¹ i got this characterization from this scene in this episode #² here's the academic article on medieval time keeping practices i referenced to add this detail #i would eat that shit up

[somaticmilk]

Facts.

#i would eat that shit up #soma says #Strade’s somethings

[nonbinary-morro]

Stampede!zazie could be the token problematic nonbinary rep if studio orange were'nt cowards ✌️✌️✌️

#problematic is that he is literally worms #i would eat that shit up #in the same way goncharov is tumblr made but the gay is still ubtext i yearn for problematic queer rep in all my fav shows #psii.txt #is this anything #zazie the beast #i rarely feel like cosplaying characters unless i /really really/ like them but GOD i wanna look like this worm creature thing 🙏 #curse of making the biggest fucking heart eyes at every brown/ambitiously nonwhite character #esp brown ones i love seeing diverse ethnicity hcs. black latino asian (desi esp no im not biased) middle eastern GIVE IT TO ME #i love this gnc little dude SO MUCH 😭😭😭

[elendsessor]

this is kinda funny to me but it’s ironic how the digital devil saga duology is often considered the forgotten atlus rpg by video titles and thumbnails and yet i still see it talked about significantly more than any of the other more niche megaten titles.

is dds underrated? yes in comparison to a lot of jrpgs including ones on the ps2, but i think being deemed niche and a masterpiece made it relatively more popular lol, at least in comparison to other smaller mainline spin offs. it’s still one of the most talked about megaten games that aren’t persona which isn’t a bad thing!! dds is a great and unique duology and a lot of the franchise has been overshadowed by modernsona + the toxic elitism the vocal part of the fanbase has continued to drive a lot of potential fans away, so it being relatively well known in the niche side of a fandom is nice and refreshing. however, i think it grew out of the forgotten/underrated label, which also gives it so much potential as a gateway.

i think the action games are way more overlooked (maken x (technically not megaten but it’s often associated with the series so it gets a mention) and devil summoner raidou kuzunoha) probably because they’re not turn based rpgs and the latter’s an action rpg (a genre that didn’t really get big until a bit more recently thanks to square enix and games like genshin impact). it’s a real shame since action games also were rampant on the ps2 thanks to titles such as devil may cry so some of the greats were heavily overshadowed. nobody talks about the raidou games unless it’s about raidou’s inclusion in other games i stg. tumblr’s the one place where i’ve seen recognition along with really small art accounts scattered across other social medias. i don’t think both games being vastly different than how megaten games normally play helps (and maybe the historical fiction angle ik not everyone’s a fan). this isn’t even to account for stuff like devil survivor or majin tensei or fuckin demikids.

i love how experimental the franchise used to be. it doesn’t get that way anymore i feel, with smt 5 being the most creative game in awhile if only from a gameplay standpoint. sega buying out atlus definitely marked the end of as much experimentation because sega’s significantly more corporate and their influence shows. persona’s a fantastic gateway into the rest of the franchise mainly due to how marketable it is as well as the stylization, and dds feels like the second best way to ease someone in due to the character focus balancing with the religious and philosophical themes, so i’m hoping the dds recognition also gets more people interested in other entries because this is actually one of the most influential and interesting game franchises i’ve ever seen and i think every side of it should be given more love. maybe that’ll influence more experimentation. who knows.

meanwhile the chad last bible enjoyers have been dying in a ditch for years despite it being possibly the biggest megaten spin off in terms of quantity of titles and ports, only able to live off the vids made by marsh. it’s actually really tragic. donate to your local charity and help save a last bible enjoyer’s life today.

#just thinking about stuff and things #shantien rambles #megaten #if atlus were to ever do a duology like dds again or set it in the same universe with different characters #i would eat that shit up #i will beg #the roland spin off will be real one day i swear

[novkovsky]

DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SONG I WILL DIE !!

#i love bon iver and him and taylor should make a collab album #i would eat that shit up #im a swiftie but only for folklore long pond studio sessions #like shut up that album is so good #folklore long pond studio sessions #taylor swift #bon iver #folklore #music discourse #about nov! #Spotify

[thinkpurechaos]

media crossover

anyone randomly think of a world where all the media you've watched is canon? Like:

Percy Jackson: but like dude, I had to rescue my mother from literal Hades

Harry Potter: but my parents died when I was like 2

Captain America: I got stuck in a time capsule machine thingamajig until everyone i loved died and i woke up, also now i need to save the world everyday

and then voldemort is actually voldemario and spiderman becomes best friends with ron weasley or something, idk

someone should write a fanfic about this. would read.

#fanfiction #someone write this #i would eat that shit up #voldemario reigns supreme #who do you think had the worst back story

[mvnvgedmischief]

somebody rewrite the empyrean but make xaden a butch lesbian

#i’m begging #i would eat that shit up #i cannot read more straight ppl sex