#i will describe images

[image-describer-and-thief]

Hi there! I describe images. Sometimes posts are so long with no image descriptions that I steal them.

If I describe your post you're invited to use that in your post. credit optional. For stolen posts, maybe link it? idk.

I'd be happy to hear if you have any feedback!

tell me if there's any post you want me to steal and/or describe my asks, tags (@) and DMs are open. provide a link and I'll describe it.

currently waiting for response: 0

you can request anything, but as a general rule I can do as follows

Can do:

text (e.g. screenshots from reddit, tumblr, google searches)

memes (with some exceptions)

simple comics (i.e. 1-7 panels with few details such as emoting and posing)

transcribe audio from videos

might do:

art (paintings, digital illustrations, etc.)

photography

won't do:

complicated comics

memes that include youtubers I'm not familiar with

very complex facial expressions

I recommend Google Lens if you have an image with just text!

#i will describe images #image describer

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#i used to be pretty intimidated by the idea of having to describe my art but. it isnt as hard as it sounds #i just treat it like im describing an image i dont have at the time really #plus ive been told that even a simple id is better than no id #lev.txt

[thesnadger]

I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

#dnd #xanathar #long post #i feel in my bones that an early draft of this image had some typical frazetta-esque bikini girls here #and then a brilliant and heroic artist said no-- shirtless dudes #described in alt text

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

(ID in alt text)

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind' #making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME #i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress #she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity #also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba

[evenlyevi]

It takes time.

#nature #plants #illustration #foliage #green #image described #alt text #digital art #this wasn't the original color scheme but i love this particular shade of green #theres a purple version later #but last one of this car series #original #non fandom tag

[uncanny-tranny]

Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

#art #positivity #described images #image description in alt #i'm like 80% sure that's a lynx but i've never seen one irl #i'm going to weld this meme into my brain as i start crochet #maybe i have seen a lynx at the zoo actually. but that's beside the point and i haven't been to a zoo in years (sad!) #the zoos in my state are actually from what i understand VERY high-end and VERY good with their animals #which definitely makes me more willing to support them <3 #i have been informed this is not a lynx btw #IN MY DEFENSE they look similar #thank GD tumblr unlike twitter lets you edit alt text. staff was real af for that (rare compliment i have for staff)

[transxfiles]

antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they're creating 3 sentence horror stories.

#images described in alt text #i tried to describe the painting by noting things that the appraiser mentioned #cricket.chatterbox #antiques roadshow #greatest hits

[frostbitten-etches]

made some transsexuality patches for my jacket >:3

"transsexuals have got to get meaner" is a phrase I like from @sweatermuppet 's designs but I had an idea and wanted to make my own patch design based on it!!

and "transsexuality is divine" is a design/phrase I made myself inspired by sweatermuppet's transsexual designs as well!

#I might post my full jacket eventually but there's not many patches on it atm so I thought I'd just share my couple favourites :) #also lmk if the alt text is sufficient this is my first time trying to describe some images #my art #uh. I don't usually ever post irl art #what do I tag this as #sew on patch #transsexual #transgender #queer #queer art #punk #battle jacket #punk patches #diy punk

[iced-bees]

#twitter #totk #described #<- i am practicing image descriptions so my apologies if it is not good #tauro #tauro totk #tloz

[novva]

back to making mini comics in my free time 🤸🏾‍♀️

#lily arts #the last thing i cried at was inside out but before that? two episodes of bluey #bluey #artist on tumblr #my art #comics #comics on tumblr #comic artist #image described

[aimfall]

big month for disco elysium fans everywhere 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#disco elysium #evrart claire #elizabeth beaufort #‘aim you don’t post art for months and this is what you come back with’ Yes. happy pride #wanted to do this with evrart and elizabeth because 1. I thought it would be silly 2. I haven’t drawn them before #glad to be drawing again even if it’s This #aimfall art #described #image description in alt

[image-describer-and-thief]

hi, this is a reminder that I am accepting requests for image description. I can also take posts with a lot of images and redo the entire thing with image description.

#image description #image description blog #i will describe images #I make image descriptions

[misterradio]

#saw this sign in this store and knew what must be done. #homestar runner #memes #original nonsense #image described #wow i didnt think there were so many hsr fans on here lol thanks for tha notes. #hall of fame

[araekni]

There’s a little girl in my head & she screams “unloved! unloved! unloved!” every moment of my life

— @heavensickness (x)

#art #textile #mine #my art #words #@heavensickness #image described #image description in alt text #topic: grief #theme: anguish #theme: i thought you loved me #theme: of course we will hurt each other #yes i know its wonky. yes i also know there's meant to be three. the embroidery gods only let me do one :// #i am trying to remember that bad art is still art

[azuremist]

Can’t stop thinking about princess and knight Pearlina.

Pearl is MC Princess, and her Japanese name literally means “princess”. Marina was an elite Octoling soldier. Superficially, they are a princess and a knight.

Personality-wise, though, it’s the other way around. Marina wants to be a storybook princess, atop a tower, waiting for Pearl to rescue her. She wants to be protected, and Pearl wants to protect her, in turn — only ever scared when she fears for Marina’s safety.

Pearl, “MC Princess” from a rich family, aggressively defends and protects her princess Marina without fear, and Marina, once an Octoling soldier, gets to rely on and swoon over her beloved “brave Pearl”. Like…

Do you even get it. Do you even get it…

#IM ABOUT TO START CRYING I ADORE THEM WAHHHH #pearlina #pearl houzuki #marina ida #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order #side order spoilers #id in alt text #id included #described images #described in alt text #azure does a thing

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

#disability #disability advocacy #described images #image description in alt #ableism #ableism tw #my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is #your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines #it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top... #...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior... #...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth... #...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)... #...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?... #...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely. #and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria #yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it #being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think #also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think